go shopping at mall
bring backpack cus im planing on buying shit and dont want to walk around with twenty difefrent bags.
hit 10 stores or so.
backpack full.
about to walk out of mall when a security guard grabs my wrist and drags me into a little room.
opens my backpack laughing the whole time and telling me he caught me.
shuts his shit when everything has a reciept.
zero.fucking.chill.
yell at him telling him im gonna call his boss and tell him about the embarassment he put me through and his inapropiate behavior etc.
he literally breaks down crying.
leave, dont call anyone because im lazy.
go back to the same stores next week he seems me and pretends he doesnt.
im thinking of actually stealing a similar look shirt i seen now, he cant grab me twice now right?
>>10967791
incase you didn't know, false detention usually gets a guard fired because of the liability it brings. at the very least he would be put on extreme probation. probably why he broke down.
learn to greentext, your new is showing.
>>10967854
>YOU'RE USING THE SITE WRONG
fuck off
>>10967791
ITT: Things that never happened
>>10967854
this
>>10967855
Normie cunts like you are why this site is so shit now
