Help me pick my jury duty outfit /fa/.

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whippeddoge (ID: !!XnuzrdcuWwr)
Help me pick my jury duty outfit /fa/. 2016-02-17 00:45:02 Post No. 10963545
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Help me pick my jury duty outfit /fa/. whippeddoge (ID: !!XnuzrdcuWwr) 2016-02-17 00:45:02 Post No. 10963545 [Report]

I got jury summons, I'm going to try to not get the duty by pretending to be a huge autist. I've got some oversized jeans from when I weighed a lot more. I can buy some cheap autism shoes. I'm thinking of a really baggy and tacky looking polo shirt to complete the look. If anyone calls me out, my plan is to say the polo has a collar and I'm properly dressed. Thoughts?

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 00:46:27 Post No.10963547
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 00:46:27 Post No.10963547 [Report]

back to your containment board >>>/r9k/

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 00:48:25 Post No.10963554
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 00:48:25 Post No.10963554 [Report]

u dont need to go out and buy anything or wear anything special, just wear your everyday outfit and you can "pretend" to be a huge autist no problem

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 03:39:57 Post No.10964130
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 03:39:57 Post No.10964130 [Report]

LOOOOOOOL

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 03:43:56 Post No.10964143
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 03:43:56 Post No.10964143 [Report]

Wear full rick head 2 toe

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 04:52:34 Post No.10964402
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 04:52:34 Post No.10964402 [Report]

>>10964143
This.

They will think you are some dumb asshole coming in dressed like a faggy ninja/sithlord and will want nothing to do with you.

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Anonymous 2016-02-17 05:16:36 Post No.10964499
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Anonymous 2016-02-17 05:16:36 Post No.10964499 [Report]

It's more important to take radical stances on the interview questions. They wouldn't just kick you out for having a little tism.