sagging pants

I wouldn't know, I'm an orphan.

>>10907120
Here's what you do:

>Buy pants that fit large around the waist, then tie them tight with a belt.
>Before you leave the house, eat A LOT.
>Once you're outside, make a 45 degree squat, and shit a bit into your pants, but not too much, just until it feels warm on both legs.
>Congratulations, you have now achieved your now look.
>(Use some EDT to cover up the smell)
>And DON'T SIT DOWN!

>>10907220
What an epic humorous post you made, but you do realize that pants will sag like that if they have the room to do so just from the weight of the fabric right?
I never understood the "lmao sht in your pants xD" meme, if you don't have that room in your pants and you shit yourself the crotch won't magically drop and if you do have the space it will hang low anyway unless you pull your pants high as fuck

>>10907227
>room to do so just from the weight of the fabric right?

No. I've tried it, it doesn't work that way. You have to poop a little. It does depend on the fabric though, if it's 100% denim, you have to poop a bit more, if it's very stretchy denim you have to poop a bit less.

You gotta try it out though, don't expect to get it right on the first try. Good luck and happy pooping!

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>>10907239
hilarious

>>10907251
Holy shit that file name.