how does one pull these off?
>>10895277
with your hands
you undo the shoelace, then hold the heel as you pop your foot out
>>10895277
Relaxed fit faded jeans
Anime t shirt
Bed hair
Pasty skin
Certified autism spectrum disorder.
>>10895277
Wear nothing but the shoes and a noose
>>10895277
You could get away with it if you dressed as an intentionally ironic frat douchebag. Overdo everything. Seersucker shorts, big gaudy Vineyard Vines party shirt, Croakies with American Flags.
I just typed all that out, went onto CollegeTrad and saw a new post with this image attached, literally perfect. Those hideous NBs can sorta pass for 990s like what he's wearing, and with all the other trendy tacky shit, it'll blend in and you may get a bunch of stupid fuckers to buy them and wear them as if they were cool.
>>10895380
>CollegeTrad
based desu senpai
