Post /fa/ houses/apartments
>>10876494
>fall off the the deck/bed thing
>hit your hit on the hard pavement below
>worst case crack your skull and die
>best case crack and your face and uggo
>>10876506
>fall
Not everyone's a clumsy fool like you
dude what the fuck there are so many things wrong with this house
>>10876516
Looks pretty cozy
>>10876514
obviously I mean when sleeping ya dunce
I sleep in a bed half that size and have never rolled off, lol
Here's a nice minimalistic apartment
>>10876522
>bed looks unsecure af
>bed is really high with no railings or safety barriers
>little to no living space
>anyone could come along and peer in on what you are doing causing paranoia during masturbation/sex
>electricity/internet is going to be a fucking shitstorm to get installed
>right by the coast; no tetrapods or sea walls which will eventually result in the cliff eroding and the house being destroyed
>in the middle of buttfuck nowhere; walk a long ass time every day to/from work and other places
>looks drafty even with insulated windows
its kinda cool but there's no way i'd live there
>wake up every fucking day at 6:30 to blinding sunlight
nooooo thanks
>>10876551
A lot of your points contradict each other but some make sense. It's a cool weekend home but I'd never live there full time
>>10876554
>not using natures alarm clock and then watching the sun rise with that beautiful view
>not waking up early
Would anyone live in a small space like this?
>>10876551
Once you reach a certain amount of wealth practicality no longer really matters. Would it surprise you if out of shot they had a helipad constructed? It wouldn't surprise me. I mean if you can create such a stupid and self-indulgent living space surely you could put in something like that too.
>>10876577
Depends on the rent. I'd live in a shitty little cupboard like that for a few years if I could save money to buy an actual flat. I'm betting that's in a trendy area though and costs an arm and a leg.
ITT: cuckshed
>>10876494
Life goal: have a huge fuckin' condo with an all-wood study like this.
And then use it mostly to bend girls over the desk.
>>10876738
>And then use it mostly to bend girls over the desk.
>allowing women in such a place
fag
>>10876577
I already live in my room 99% of the time fampai
>>10876738
Here's something similar
From experience:
>don't replace your closet with those metal hangers, your clothes will be dusty, unless you want to spend time cleaning them everyday/have someone do it for you
>get curtains or an eye mask, waking up 'to the sun' is really awful, you won't probably sleep well and will have problems on the long run
>same with skyline views, it looks nice, until you realize you can't fucking sleep because of all that lighting and noise.
>minimalism doesn't mean poor, invest (if you are interested enough) in quality furniture, paint, etc
>hard lofts/warehouse-like appartments tend to get all kinds of insects/spiders etc
>if you have a small apartment, don't go for the black/white palette it makes it look even smaller
>>10876547
>This contemporary 3,800 square foot weekend retreat
>>10876802
I'm pretty sure that's one room..
Can only show room sorry
view from my pool.
>>10876906
is that drake and josh's bedroom?
>>10876552
>steps to the cupboards
when will they learn
>>10876738
eclectic tastelessness...
>>10876906
i miss this show senpai
>>10876523
obviously there are clumsy sleepers and graceful sleepers you stupid shit
>>10876560
none of those contradict eachother
>>10876547
this is perfect
>>10877004
>anyone could peer in
>middle of butt fuck nowhere
>>10877015
living far away from a city/stores/work does not mean living far away from other humans
>>10877022
Yes it does.
>>10876506
never fallen out of any bed in my life, what the fuck are you on about
>>10877025
no it doesnt.
it doesnt at all. living outside of town you almost always have neighbors, and furthermore the statement "anyone could peer in" is not dependent on the presence of neighbors, but simply dependent on the windows providing visibility to the inside of the house. Its entirely possible for people to go wandering through the woods and stumble upon your house
>>10877044
That house looks pretty remote to me. I don't think there will be anyone around
>>10877034
>it didnt happen to me so it never happens to anyone ever for all time
>>10877051
and youre assuming that based on one picture which is half ocean?
>>10877056
Then clearly it never happened to the person that build this house either
>>10877066
it was clearly taken into consideration seeing the contingent wings on either side of the bed
>>10877074
Hmm no
>>10877063
Oh the hypocrisy...
>>10877056
Do you roll around in your sleep like an autistic retard?
>>10876918
nice
>>10877099
yes
why must you hate on me?
i have done nothing to you
>>10877091
how is that hypocrisy?
also fuck you
this board is full of tards
no wonder you flock to fashion trends
brainless idiots
>>10876906
Drake had the best bed I think. It's so weird to think that I'm now older than those two
>>10876494
Looks like a massive target for adolescent vandalism.
>>10877144
does josh even fucking have a bed?
he really drew the short straw in that sitch
>>10877142
>projecting
>PROJECTING
Nice one fampai; I bet you've got lots of friends are are well-liked!
>>10877167
but anon hurr durr there are absolutely no people within 200 miles and its really really secluded hurr durr also its perfectly designed
>>10877175
And are* fucking phones
>>10877175
yeah ignore the question because you aint got any fuckin points you dumbass
also nice stuttering you fucking fag you probably cant even talk to people without crying fuck you
>>10877174
Yeah its not in the picture but yeah he had a bed. It was where the drumkit is.
Nice thread you underage faggots
Very nice thread
>>10877174
i think there's supposed to be a bed where the drum set is
>>10877183
>stuttering while typing
kek you're funny anon.
I'm not the person you were talking to, I'm just the one watching you slowly have an autistic meltdown.
I like this
>>10877210
FUCK YOU GO TO HEEL FagtAPHJk/
>>10876547
This is actually great
>>10876494
This is actually tumblrcore
>>10877234
So typically american
>>10877248
This is only getting better! I feel like you probably hit yourself and say "stupid, stupid, stupid," when you get anxious.
Really though anon, get some psychological help, and get your underage self off of /fa/.
>>10877272
Frontier? These were common in areas of Mexico, US, and Canada.
>>10877307
There's more to the world than north america m8
>>10877142
You say I can't make judgements based off one picture, but you can? You're right about one thing though, this board is full of retards, like you.
This is awesome
>>10877342
I meant that the aesthetic like the log cabin, stone fireplace, lots of wood, was popularized by frontier cabins when settling North America.
>>10876547
Literally stolen from Ghost in the Shell
>>10877363
That particular style you posted, yes, why do you think I wrote "so typically american" ?
>>10877376
I took American to mean, as everyone uses it, a citizen of the United States. Also, the one that you're posting is in the North of France.
>>10877389
Too big
>>10877398
The south east actually, there's no mountains in the north
Specifically it's a chalet savoyard
>>10877389
Stone is God-tier interior, it keeps your house cooled in the hot summer months.
>>10876930
the steps go to the loft
>>10876494
>>10876552
typical officetel in korea
>>10877389
>>10877430
and in the winter is gets wet and a nightmare to heat.
dumping what i got
>>10877532
Hnnnng that's an awesome bathroom
>>10877541
It comes at a cost
(namely: this ugly piece of shit)
>>10877532
>tfw want to buy high rise apartment and be all alone in it
>know the smart safe thing to do is buy a house and rent a room out to help with mortgage
>>10877351
This is actual dream.
>High ceilings
>Tasteful sky-lights
>All those neat shelves
>Minimalist furniture
>Great lighting
>Open space
>Wooden floors/rafters
>Lovely urban brick area out the window
Fucking dream.
>>10877579
>>10877621
>any shitty room can be improved drastically by having a nice window shape and visible brick wall
Wish more places had this
>>10876918
nice anon. where you from? upper middle class? upper class? your/your parents pool?
>>10877638
looks like a timeshare
Is this an ok room?
>>10877389
i loved that house, any1 knows its name/arhitect ?
>>10877722
God.
>>10877722
You can find it in 4s in google
>>10877741
i decided to shitpost in 4s instead
>>10877721
The room is fine. The contents that fill the room are not except for the globe. The globe can stay.
>>10876796
Definitely feel you on the infestation of warehouses. Good advice overall
Another thing I'd like to add is that you should definitely check your cellular signal strength wherever you're thinking about renting. Don't rent a place to find that you have two bars when you settle in.
Also consider power outlet situation
>>10877175
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>10877196
That is just fuckin awful
>>10877513
Looks like a 3D rendering of a waiting room
Wonder how much this costs
Someplace in France
>>10877994
>1m usually
>>10878002
Wow
>>10878007
a tower like this costs like 1 billion to build
>>10878002
>>10878019
I was talking about the apartment/condo
>>10878032
i know but apartments in skyscapers usually cost around one million
>>10878037
>one million
That's nothing, the average price/m^2 in the centre of Paris is ~14000, so a 100m^2 appartment would cost ~140000€, and you're telling me a skyscraper is cheaper than that ?
>>10878037
1 mil a year?
>>10878048
>>10878037
I looked it up, the price is more like 75000/m^2, with apartments reaching in the 100s of millions
>>10876494
one of my favorite architects
>>10877721
get rid of those lights man, those lights are so tacky holy shit
>>10876529
Is your bed supported by wires, 8 feet above a concrete slab?
>>10878272
No, it's supported by rope and hangs over hot lava and sharks
>>10878279
My apologies, that sounds like an incredibly patrician sleeping arrangement.
>>10878272
Why would that impact your rolling or not out of bed
>>10876738
Your taste in everything is atrocious.
>>10878318
It doesn't impact how often you roll out of bed, just that the stakes are higher.
One freak roll and your face turns to dust.
>>10878354
I've never heard of anyone ever rolling out of his bed, I don't even see how that could be possible
>>10878388
I know a dude who did it in his sleep, landed awkwardly and broke his collar bone.
I'm not saying it's common, I'm saying it's possible.
STOP. STOP ARGUING ABOUT BULLSHIT EVERYONE
>127 posts
>31 posts
never change, /fa/
>>10876922
lol it definitely is
>>10877573
i genuinely think this building looks awesome, even excluding how fucking great the apartments are
>>10878569
It's a box with smaller boxes inside
I don't see how you could call it anything close to awesome
>>10877537
Until I move out of my student phase, this is always my favourite
>>10877532
>tfw that apartment is $66 million
66,000,000
sixty six million us dollars
>>10878723
If I had the money, I'd buy it in a heartbeat
>>10878707
>>10878667
Don't know where these are but here in Canada all that glass is gonna be cold as fuck
>>10878449
What?
>>10878815
You would have to be a multibillion aire
>>10879087
No only multimillionaire
>>10877638
some shitty asian country. upper middle class i guess. im a 32yo single gay male. houses like these are pretty affordable when you dont have kids to raise.
>>10879092
I wouldn't want to pay 66 million a year if I was only a multimillionaire. I'd probably be bankrupt in under a decade
>>10876547
You used to call me on my cellphone
>>10876577
What would you need more than 1 room for anyway? Assuming that you dont invite friends, never watch TV of course. Then all you need is a bathroom, a kitchen, a desk and a bed. Plenty of space for all sorts of activities.
My student apartment, anyone have any pointers for things to change or improve?
>>10880783
Nice, how much a month?
>>10880783
Better bed linens would be nice, looks depressing as-is.
>>10880808
6000nok a month, in a pretty nice area of Oslo though.
>>10876547
the things I'd do to live there
>>10880847
True. I'm actually not a fan of overly comfy beds though, do you think a blanket of some sort to lay over work appearance vise?
>>10880783
Hang your mirror on the wall.
>>10878449
even when pointing out shit you type incoherent shit lol
never change /fa/
>>10878449
>>10880783
This is nice anon, but i'm inclined to agree with >>10880847 on bed linens
Maybe consider changing curtains to some which incorporate one of the orange tones from the print above your bed. Or even the blues and whites like pic related
>>10880899
>>10880783
I've got too much time on my hands but see what I mean? Makes it much brighter
>>10880849
6000 NOK är jävligt mycket för en garderob, mannen...
>>10880875
Done!- Kind of, I'm not allowed to make holes in the walls, so I'm limited to mounting tape. As you see I'm supporting it on the wall strip.
Still, it looks cleaner than before IMO.
>>10880899
>>10880942
Damn that's a nice shop. I agree too, really balances out the yellow-green walls.
The curtains are a weird kind of mount so I'll have too look into how I can actually change them.
>>10880945
Yeah it's expensive, but it's my only real expense and I live pretty frugally, so as of right now it's worth it for me. :)
>>10880849
You got a roommate or anything?
>>10881122
Nah.
If you're thinking about how I can afford it, I just don't spend much on food or alcohol or other big student expendages.
>>10877513
REPOST
>>10877721
>those blue lights
did you lose a bet or something?
>>10877957
>not planning on having wifi in your home
are you posting from 1991?
>>10877721
would be decent w/o the autistic lighting
>>10876796
>tfw always wanted a hard loft
>tfw phobia of bug infestations
T-thanks
>>10876748
>being this much of a faggot
if i made my own model picture wall would it come across as really creepy?
like pic related
>>10878672
Theres a name for these types of houses, but I can't remember the name of them.
>>10883380
Nah
>>10883437
>wearing condoms
craziest part of this shit
>>10879096
Why the hell would you have to pay 66 million a year ? Don't you just buy it once and it's yours ?
I'm new to this shit.
>>10883584
66 millions once to buy it, then many more millions in taxes and building keeping or whatever it's called in the US (elevator maintenance etc)
>>10883597
So they're just ripping out your wallet ? I might as well just rent a nice home or a loft.
>>10883607
Buying something is an investment, you get way more jewed by renting
That being said i'd much rather have a nice big house near the coast in my country than an apartment in NYC but if I had the money, why not both huh
>>10883629
An apartment isn't an investment, it's a money pit.
If you're a mega millionaire though it doesn't matter.
>>10883643
Paying 66 million dollars a year even if you're a mega millionaire is a very bad idea.
>>10883597
>>10883629
This man speaks the truth.
Take, for example, the condos in the famous Watergate here in D.C. I looked into buying one a loooong time ago. They used to command insane prices, now they don't because a lot of the places there are falling apart thanks to an aging owner populace (when I visited, there was a dead rat in the fountain).
Take, for example, this decent looking place in the Watergate:
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/700-New-Hampshire-Ave-1221-Washington-DC-20037/2100373970_zpid/
$2,795,000. Not bad for the size/location/etc, and it's been impeccably kept. Except:
HOA Fee: $5,305/mo
For the HOA alone, you could pay the mortgage on this place (not to mention a bunch of other mansions that are available - I just picked a sorta-equivalent apartment):
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1881-N-Nash-St-UNIT-1504-Arlington-VA-22209/94728948_zpid/
Fuckin' retarded.
Man it sucks living in London.
>>10883683
I understand your point and all, but I still don't see how buying a place is an investment. Renting a place is much more of a money saver.
>>10883726
Buying a place builds equity, renting is pissing money down the drain.
>>10883757
It could take years if you wanna sell your home, you'd be stuck if you wanted to move.
>>10883765
Obviously if you buy something it's for the long term
If you want to property hop you don't have a choice
>>10883726
Okay, I'll explain that using fake numbers but my situation:
Let's say I buy a place for ~$500,000 (fake number), throw down 5% ($25k) as a down payment, and get 3.0% interest (I got this rate mostly by being an aggressive dick to BoA and Quicken). That's $2,870/mo. Assuming it's a reasonable condo, I'll have an HoA fee of $500, so I'll pay about $3,370/mo. for my place.
At 12 months in, I'll have paid about $15k in interest and $10k in principal. At 24, $29k interest, $21k principal. I "make" more and more the longer I pay (see chart).
Let's say I compare myself to a guy who rents at $3,300/mo:
At the end of one year, he has paid $39,600. I have paid $40,440, of which $10k is principal, so I'll be "out" $30,440. I own the principal.
At the end of two years, he has paid $79,200. I have paid $80,880, of which $21k is principal, so I'll be "out" $59,880. I own the principal.
So by year two I've already made $21k over the renter, minus owners' costs (repair/replacement/etc.)
In my case, I bought a place that needed repair and did it myself. It has since appreciated 20% according to the city I live in (thanks for the huge tax bill, fuckwits). So my $500k place is now worth $600k, and in two years I now have $121k over the renter. Of course, I expose myself to the risk of depreciation, something going catastrophically wrong, higher insurance rates, etc. Whether you value that risk as worth the $21k is up to you.
That's the basic idea, anyway.
>>10876738
>condo
just buy a house lmao
>>10883431
is it, "shit that shouldnt be a house in an urban area?"
>>10883726
>I still don't see how buying a place is an investment. Renting a place is much more of a money saver.
>>10876727
/thread
>>10877721
pick that guitar up you're triggering me
>>10878180
looks like a house they'd shoot porn in.
>>10878684
>high ceiling
>hardwood floors
>exposed brick and wood
>lots of natural light
hhhnnng
just kill me now familia
>>10876930
Even though I can see that it's not steps to some cupboards, but to an etage - I still snorted audibly to the manlet joke.
>>10885183
The best kind of house
