how to have a personality?
>>10859833
You're asking the wrong people m8
>>10859838
theres gotta be something
we fake everything we can fake this
This is the one thing I can't fake
>>10859861
just fuckin lie m8
some chick said she liked harmony korine and i was all 'oh totes me too' and she was like 'did you like springbreakers?' and i was all 'yeah totally'
and thats that. ez pz lemon squeezy.
oh and ive never even seen a harmony korine movie, just part of gummo and kids.
>>10859907
fucking epic dude
>>10859907
another way of going about this situation would be not to lie that you know who harmony korine is, but rather ask the girl who they are
she'd probably then say "oh it's one of my favorite directors, he made springbreakers"
then you can respond to that cause you'd probably know what that movie is, and then you can give your opinion on it
now you have common ground between the two of you
congrations you've made conversation :^)
>>10859907
the only way this works is by dodging any actual conversation
which will not convince anyone that you have a personality except very vapid people
>>10859936
where did he say that he doesn't know who harmony korine is
>>10859833
smoke pot everyday and listen to nat-soc atmo black metal until you start hearing voices in your head
>>10859945
I misread, but it still applies. It's best not to lie about something lie that if you want to talk to someone more than once
just be honest. as long as you're charismatic and calm (+ look/dress decent), most convos aren't too bad
>>10859833
be a good actor
>>10860022
why do actors win at everything
Say what's on your mind instead of worrying about sounding like a sociopath.
>>10860098
but i am a sociopath
>>10859833
I want to marry Harry styles why is he so perfect why is life so unfair
>>10859951
>when the Hitler speech starts in VI
glorious
>>10860106
This
>>10859833
1. don't listen to shitty boybands
2. don't shill shitty celebrities
>>10859833
leave 4chan and the rest of the internet, go outside and have a life
>>10859936
with girls i try to be honest to a degree you'know. "Hey have you heard of x anon?" "No i haven't but you've got me interested. What's it about?" "girl proceed to talk her ass" *nod and smile* "Hey that sounds cool. Wanna go marathon x together?" "Sure." then sex. If i know a topic we both are interested then we'll most likely become friends. Then sex
a personality is not something you develop by living in your sheltered room while still suckling on your mothers tit
>>10859833
1. Try new shit constantly
2. Find the shit you enjoy
3. Pursue the said things, constantly try to improve on the shit and be passionate about the shit
Das it really
Also read a lot, you can never read too many books. Try to read all kinds of stuff too.
>>10860108
he's gay so just find him and suck his dick or something
If you're nervous around people or nervous around yourself or don't feel like you can really relax, then it can also be something else in your life that's making it difficult for you. Something you're thinking about all the time but you haven't really addressed, big or small problem, obvious or not. The people you look up to that have that calmness you're looking for (and I'm not talking about Harry Styles here) have that effect because they've been through that shit, they've dealt with it. And I would even say that whatever you're dealing with IS your personality. Often the things that are troubling people are also what makes them come off as sympathetic to others because you're sensitive to certain things and this is a strength.
Your might just also need to get out of your own head. Go for a walk, go to a party, call someone.
>>10860509
I only enjoy fashion and clothes
really
that's it
not passionate about anything
and too depressed to read
>>10860519
just be urslf
>>10860568
Join a group of something.
Learn to dance, or sew, or cook, or something.
>>10860206
If you were really, then you wouldn't care about making/holding conversations with lesser beings, their interest wouldn't matter. And if there was a reason for you to want someone to gain interest in you & you were a sociopath, you'd know how to manipulate them. Clearly you're either just socially inept or autistic
>>10859934
>fucking epic dude
xDDD
fuck off underage
>>10860519
>Go for a walk
I can try that
>go to a party
So I just walk around on a Saturday night and ask random folks were a "party" is and join it ? Alright possible too.
>call someone.
Yea okay. Call them. And then ? What should I say or talk about ?
>>10860568
Did you miss the first 2 steps or what
Read some edgy philosophy or something if you are one of those people who enjoy wallowing in their misery, they are sure to make you feel even more of a pointless piece of shit but hey at least you are reading
>>10861128
>they are sure to make you feel even more of a pointless piece of shit but hey at least you are reading
KEK
>>10859833
>caring for "a good personality"
You're damned to live a life of sadness and shallowness. Try having a good character instead.
>>10860492
you have never had sex with a human woman
>>10861145
what is character and how do i build it
>>10861230
if you have to ask
>>10859951
>tfw no fourth reich
>>10861251
yes i have to ask pls help
>>10860492
This guy gets it
>>10859833
Cocaine
“What’s wrong”
“I got issues”
“We all got issues”
“…yeah,but mine are so fucking cliche”
– Dean Blunt
become a walking cliche but be self aware about it. boom instant popularity
>>10860097
Acting is not as fun as it sounds, there is a reason people like pretending to be other characters, its a way of escaping, a chance to be someone else or see things through another perspective.. Well that goes for me, and im not quite A-list, but close.
>>10861230
wiki how
>>10861567
who that
the way you have a good personality is by actually trying to be a good person
>>10861575
i think acting your way through life is not the way someone should be. it's just more anxiety to deal with
i would say like 95% of all the shite you hear about dating and how to be around someone is false
ITT: social autists giving advice to other autists
First of all, you need to stop browsing /fa/ and stop making threads like these.
isn't everyone born with a personality?
>>10861230
Your parents should've built it for you when they raised you.
>>10862545
Girls aren't
>Im such a nerd xDD
>>10863133
exactly
>>10859951
this is a great example of what post-ironic means
it means we poisoned our minds thinking we could control them deliberately
in affects out
>>10863688
lol you're such a fucking faggot get that dick out of your mouth and think normally kek
>>10859907
>pretending to like a movie is considered having a personality
Just how good looking are you?
just be yourself
bump desu familia
I want to take interest in people and have conversations with them but I just don't give a shit, sometimes even with friends and family. How can I start giving a shit?
>>10861230
Always tell the truth.
Care for others.
be Harry
>>10861106
What is sarcasm?
>>10859833
Stop asking people on the internet for advice on something so natural as your personality.
Boom, simple as that.
>>10864493
You're not curious enough. I'd also wager you have no intimate friendships. The kind of shit that actually gives you perspective to who you are and why.
Once you figure out at least kinda what the answer is, you'll start wondering what other people's answer is.
Relations are like fertilizer for your personality.
>>10864891
the fuck senpai
where else would I ask
>>10861221
You do realize sex is fairly normal, right? I understand it may be an impossible goal for YOU, but the rest of the world manages just fine. Stop getting mad on the internet and go outside
Here are some strategies:
>if you have a political affiliation, loudly advertise it; make one up if you don't. Preferably a controversial one, so that you come off as sophisticated and unique; a free thinker.
>pretend to like a sport. Pick the most popular team so that the maximum number of people will find commom ground with you.
>say you like "indy" music. It makes you sound unique, but not tryhard, creepy (metal), or childish (punk)
>try to find out about your ancestry. The more different nationalities you can find in your mongrel genes, the better. Study them so you can quickly list them all off.
>eat sushi. Many white bitches like to eat sushi because it's healthy and "exotic"
>learn to play an instrument in a very rudimentary fashion. You don't need to be able to play any songs, but as long as a bitch sees you strumming a guitar, she will become wet.
>>10865369
thats actually a very good list thanks
>>10865593
DON'T TRY THIS
I told everyone how I hated niggers and muslims and now they won't talk to me
I am an attractive girl and I can make friends and what not but whenever I start liking a guy I drop spaghetti get clingy, obsessive and crazy and inevitably pushing him away.
How do I stop this?
this is the best ylyl thread in years
>>10865369
>trump
>seahawks/yanited
anyone worth their salt 'likes' indie music
>weeb
>wonderwall
it sorta resembles a personality i guess
>>10861221
Not him, but its my understanding this strategy has a very high success rate in the modern world. I've had success with girls that I was already friendly enough with at the very least.
>>10865656
Try getting some hobbies of your own.
Just have interests and talk about them, rinse, repeat
>>10865925
like what?
>>10865925
hello
>>10865975
If I knew the answer I wouldn't be browsing a Taiwanese forum for shadowpuppet dancing.
>>10866244
fair enuogh
>>10865925
Hobbies are for beta nerds, familia. My only hobby is sinking my tongue in dat pussy and day ass.
>>10861575
>im not quite A-list, but close.
prove it, Dano
>>10866743
be my friend
>>10859833
what watch is here wearing
>>10859907
>oh totes me too
me too
when did this thread get so shit
>>10859833
1. go outside
>>10859833
You already have it, it is called authenticity. If you want a damn "personality" then copy others and make it work like those actors on awarding nights.
>>10859833
Personality is a heap of ego, like the growing residue of soap scum on your pleb shower. It's just a trick we convince ourselves of, it's all fake as fuck. Probably the only lesson of hallucinogens.
In my fourty years on this earth. I can categorically tell you that the opposite sex do not give the slightest streak of shit about your personality.
In the long run it's great to have. But no one cares to get to know you that well unless you're already attractive.
>Get involve into weird hobbies.
>Have active conversations with yourself.
>Make small routines and obey them religiously.
>Travel, if you don't have the enough money; just take a bus and go to your nearest city.
>Practice a martial art, even the most autistic of the autistics will eventually make a friend in this kind of sports.
>>10861575
How does one get into (almost) A-list
>>10869261
>forty
>posting on the fashion board of a cambodian hermit crab shell collecting forum
>spelling forty wrong
I'm just going to not assume you have an ideal perspective on the opposite sex.
>>10869285
>Practice a martial art, even the most autistic of the autistics will eventually make a friend in this kind of sports.
THIS FAMILIA
also, find an interest that makes you into a better person (DIY/athletics/music/out/etc)
words speak louder than your fake-ass words, unless you are a lying piece of shit politician
>>10869853
It'll happen to you too as you get older senpai.
If anything there should be an age limit before you're allowed to post on the internet
>>10869922
>>10869285
>>martial arts
Do not do this. People who are into martial arts tend to have a severe insecurity about their masculinity.
>>10859951
Are black metal fans /fa/?
>>10869968
I aren't think that
>>10859833
Become a stand up comedian. You'll develop one.
>>10862217
Dean Blunt, one half of Hype Williams
good shit, check out his album Black Metal
>>10866244
KEK
>>10871360
Not the real ones, but entry level BM is super /fa/
>>10862755
What if they forgot to
>>10860568
if your depressed try visual art. since everything feels so slow when your depressed art is alot easier. give it a shot
>>10859833
do whatever you want (without harming others) and dont give a single fuck what anyone else thinks about it.
>>10874381
whats visual art?
how do I into netflix and chill? I mean we're watching the movie or something and then what? I
can someone guide me through that?
>>10875277
unzip your pants
>>10875277
>netflix and chill
Ask reddit
>>10875277
how ddid my thread turn into a dating advice
>>10863755
my guess is fucking very-
>>10875339
I'm not that dick-confident, I have more of a dick showens dick
>>10875377
OP what are you
>>10875361
Ok, let's say it's Laughing at dank memes from my 4chan folder and chill
>>10861230
just be youssef
>everything feels like such a huge ordeal and it takes ages to begin any action
>try to join societies and find interests
>but im never good at anything and no one else taking part seems to like me
>never ever have anything to say in conversations so people always give up trying to get to know me
>people rarely approach me because im ugly
>whenever i approach anyone im so obviously desperate for the interaction to go well it doesnt
>can never be natural or authentic because i have never developed any inner self or personality
>somehow manage to make 0 friends, even in a college setting
goodbye any chance of ever having friends, or not being a perma virginal loser
i hate myself so much
>wear SLP
>wear mostly black
>go to concerts all the time
>do tons of drugs
>ride a motorcycle
>look like shit
>girls think I'm a bad boy
>all I do when I'm not out is watch cute animes and jerk off
>>10861106
>doesn't understand hilarious irony
Literally fucking dip out you fuck
>>10859861
so true
>>10875606
>laughing at dank memes from my 4chan folder and chill
This is my dream, with an AnCo album playing in the background and she's a qt
>>10876169
looking like you're cool is more important than actually being cool
>>10860568
Read books about fashion
>>10869968
Sounds like 4chan will fit right in.
>>10865656
is your name Alexa?
>>10859833
#1 stop visiting /fa/
>>10867012
CLASSIC
>>10865656
>I am an attractive girl
post feet for verification
>>10876152
you dont need to have anything to have friends, just be nice and dont pity yourself
>>10861567
i played piano with him.
Spent like two days with him, he said like three words
>>10876935
james ferraro is that you?
>>10865369
except for the last one they are all autistic
>>10865656
Are you every girl I've talked to for the last 3 years?
>>10865656
Just become clingy to me and be cool.
I hope you have black hair and big eyes
>>10876731
no sorry
>>10877387
i do please love me
>>10876972
what goes on inside your head when girls get clingy? do you get uncomfortable?
