ITT we make up fake, fashion-related superstitions
>never trust a guy with his top button buttoned, they're all liars
>girls with hoodies will suck your soul
>people who dont dress professionally aren't worth your time
more of a fact than a myth
>beware of adidas superstars paired with skater skirts
>>10809686
>If you wear full-on Rick Owens to McDonalds, you get a free medium fries.
>low rise jeans on the hips, don't kiss her on the lips
>>10810988
This is true tho
Long sleeves in summer, herpes on the bummer.
>>10810988
Dubs confirmed the already confirmed
full rick, small dick
anybody who wears chuck taylor all stars fucks their sisters.
>>10810988
Kek
>>10812853
Ayyyyy
>>10812853
/THREAD
People who dress in palewave colors are 79% more likely to be cuckolded by their significant others.
>>10810988
lol
>beware of a man in a tracksuit, its possible he is Slavic
>>10811218
accurate
If you wear yeezy's you'll die a virgin
>>10812853
Fug
>>10812853
kek'd
>>10815877
not even a Yeezy fanboy, but that dosen't really make sense at all
