There are effay crimes, DUI is not one of them.

>>10782183
what are examples of effay crimes?

not unless you get raped in holding

Is this supposed to be a humble brag you dumbass drunk driving faggot. Cmon it's 2016

>>10782188
killing yourself
please do

>>10782188
shoplifting
breaking curfew
pirating any kind of media
honour killings

>>10782203
>breaking curfew

>being underage is /fa/
no

>>10782156
no it isn't

NYE DWI's......so many that the chances you be prosecuted for anything, or your case goes ANYWHERE if you're BAC is what you said it was is low

so you fucking lucked out bro

take it as a warning and straighten up your life

>>10782203
>shoplifting
no, that's a poorfag crime
>pirating any kind of media
what, there is nothing /fa/ about that


The other two are okay.

I would add bank robbery, possession of heroin, embezzlement (as long as you aren't some grunt pleb), and owning exotic animals without proper licenses.

Further, I would say getting caught is not effay

>>10782156
You're scum please kill yourself

>>10782210
being underage isn't effay but being underage and oeying curfew laws is even worse. also, there different kinds of curfews, for example f a murderer is on the loose in your neighborhood or there's a war outside and you're supposed to be in the bunker and shiet dawg pham kek

>>10782156
Kill yourself

just spent the night in jail, was wearing acne slim black jeans, h&m gray sweatshirt, acne blazer and all black docs

>>10782219
>paying for things you can get for free is effay
no, it's just silly

>>10782231
effays tend to get raped more in jail though

>>10782156
you deserve to be executed for this post.

>>10782156
>thoughts
your a fucking moron lmao
AAA will drive your shit home for free on new years. how does it feel knowing you went out of your way to get arrested fagtron?

>>10782210
if its martial law and imposed curfew and you break it, thats /fa/ af. especially if you meet under an elm tree near the common.

"Is [insert some irrelevant bullshit] effay?" threads should be a bannable offense

>>10782407
respond to this, OP. how does it feel knowing youre a fucking moron?

>>10782361
Free sex

>>10782188
cyber crime

t. got arrested for it b4