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Is the beard the universal /fa/ trait of an attractive male?
He scalps his bear to make up for his weak jawline and trims it in a way to look square, lol at that fucking sharp angle. Look at a picture of him without the beard. Buys whores with daddies money and then has a bunch of heart attacks.
>>10738475
Get ready for the flock of underaged skinnyfat prebuscent Australian shitposters to tell you that growing a beard is "the new fedora".
Every single selfie he has without a beard he is covering his chin with his phone
>>10738475
If you can grow a thick one, and keep it well groomed, then it will be /fa/.
If all you can grow are face pubes, then don't even try.
It goes without saying that weak men have taken to the beard-growing trend because it provides an automatic boost in perceived masculinity. Maybe girls will work it out one day -- they probably already have.
In terms of fashion, the beard is meaningless and neither contributes to nor takes away from a fit. The fit itself is what determines whether you are /fa/.
>>10738475
I fucking hope not. the beards are a shitmeme that sucks.
>itchy as all hell
>always feel like a dirty hobo and unkempt
>disgusting hair growing out of your face
>clean shave every 2nd day just to look and feel more attractive
I'd laser my hair follicles off my face if I could.
>>10738485
>and then has a bunch of heart attacks
fucking lol
>>10738475
pretty cringy beard desu he's it's so blatant he's using it as a fake jaw
i mean it does work though his no beard pictures are too jokes
>>10738679
>clean shave every 2nd day just to look and feel more attractive
>2nd day
I have to shave every day, I get 5 o'clock shadow at noon
kill me
>tfw beard
Good feel, apart from when complete strangers come up and touch it
Beards are ok... but they're the bacon of facial hair.
People like telling other people how much they like bacon more than they actually like bacon.
People like being "beardsters" more than they like having a beard. "Touch my beard lol beards are manly lol #mustache#scotch#manly#fuckmeintheassbecauseimacollosalfaggot#ronburgandy#manlybeard#helpmeimsoinsecure"
So if you're going to grow a beard, more power to you. It becomes faggy when you become one of those people who use a beard as an identity
theyre a blessing if you arent that great looking
>>10738756
>tfw ugly but can grow a decent beard
feels not so good man
>>10738475
i prefer to show my jaw, but i can understand the ppl who have weak jaws. and i hate fucking shaving, i wish i could perm kill my beard follicles
I usually clean shave but I've been lazy lately and just let it grow out. I get compliments on the beard which is annoying because I prefer my face to be clean shaven. I guess it would be kinda weird to compliment someone's clean shaven face though.
rate my beard
>>10738754
>but they're the bacon of facial hair.
best description ever
>>10738475
I shave, I wanna beard I grow it
I get tired of beard I shave it
During the summer my face was really bloated and beard was my only option, now lost bodyfat and jaw got stronger, so no need for beard
But yeah beards are awesome and the only people shitting on beards are the ones that cant grow one.
What are you trying to show with your autistic neckbeard fedora beards. Beards are for plebs and reddit. No one in fashion has it
make up for men,
If you have a shit jaw growing a beard is the only option
>>10738781
>that bald patch at the chin
Execute yourself
>>10738816
idk why it's there, at least it's symmetrical
lets see yours
>>10738754
Hit the nail on the head here.
Beards themselves are fine.
It is the culture that has surrounded them that is cancer.
>>10738492
>>10738485
>>10738726
I have no shame in this though,
It's like how some fat people shouldn't wear certain stuff
I have a decent jaw line but weird chin due to a mild disorder (it doesn't look deformed just weird and no one really notices just me because I know about it) so because I this I feel more comfortable with a beard, that and my face looks more round without one
So I just do what I personally need to and if someone has an ugly jawline or chin it's better for them to try a beard
>>10738754
>#fuckmeintheassbecauseimacollosalfaggot
subtle
>>10738475
>posts the king of obnoxious manlets
literally worse than Kanye
Bears are un/fa/. Let the thread die.
nothing is more effay than stubble, unless youre somehow so attractive that clean shaven looks even better on you
any facial hair is disgusting. clean shaven and babyface will be the next trend. guys applying highlighter and shit to their cheekbones to make their skin look plump and youthful.
>>10740698
>king of obnoxious manlets
truth
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/comment/articles/2015-01/29/dan-bilzerian-sizeable-update-2-and-a-half-inches
>>10738475
I hate it so fucking much, but it's already been 10 days so I'm gonna let it grow until at least after New Years...
What do you guys think? My goatee doesn't really connect, but what I'm worried about is the cheek line - naturally it'll grow all the way up to my eyeballs, in pic related I've shaved a bit... But should it be lower?
I think a really low cheek line would look dumb on me too.
Fuck man I just wanna be clean shaven, or rock just a goatee or something
>>10740809
Also pls no bully on the hollister tee, I'm hungover
>>10740809
I would not exceed that length tb.h.
Looks decent though besides the shit chin coverage.
>>10740839
Length as in growth or cheek line?
Yeah the chin is horrible lol, ironically my chin is wearing a decent beard could really help my facial aesthetics, my chin is narrow as fuck
>>10740848
Growth. Don't fuck with the cheek line it is fine.
I find that natural cheek line is 90% of the time better. usually looks to unnatural when you make it a fine edged line.
>>10740854
>>10740809
> I would not exceed that length tb.h
Dude he's barely got more than a stubble.
Don't trim that shit anon let it grow for at least a month, right now you've just got patchy pubes on your face
>>10740867
Yea but he looks good in stubble. Any longer and the lack of coverage on the chin will be more apparent and fuck with your jawline.
>>10740816
Pajeet, my son
>>10740876
He looks like a paki desu senpai
>>10740809
>>10740816
jesus FUCK man it's like whenever I visit this mongolian card trading forum there HAS to be a kurdish looking fuckboy posting homosexual selfies instead of fighting alongside YPG forces in Syria and Iraq. why seriously why are you here man, you don't have the looks to be look /fa/. there's a thread at /k/ with some dude who fights for the peshmerga forces, write him your email, and he'll contact you with more info on how to get to Iraq and eventually syria.
>>10740912
Why u mad bro?
>>10740912
I'm that guy, thanks for the laughs mate
>>10740871
I will probably grow it out at least for a bit, but yeah when it was just stubble I really liked it, now it looks pretty shit
>>10740938
the stubble guy is wrong, grow it for a bit. if you look like a cock after 6 weeks just cut it off. nothing lost.
>>10740938
alright man see you in syria
>>10740912
Embarrassing
>>10740998
I wish there was a way to trick /k/ shitters into believing the happening has happened so they just go hide in their bunkers with their air filters and MREs and never come out.
>>10740816
Trim the goddamn sideburns man, bigass sideburns almost never look good. But besides that ya look good <3
>grow beard
fuck do women love it.
>>10741113
I know I know, when I get a haircut I'll sort it... Btw could I pull off a buzzcut?
Something like pic related
>>10741126
du' look like he 'bout to blow up a shopping mall
>>10741137
I thought Elliot Rodgers kek
Why does youngstalin have no short hair inspo?
If your beard isn't super soft, why bother keeping it?
>>10738754
good read
>>10741113
>>10740816
dont listen to him. sideburns are sexy.
I like making out and eating pussy.
Beards only get in the way.
>>10738475
Here's old mate sans beeerd
>>10741538
Fuck he's an odd looking cunt
>>10741538
That's rough
>>10738475
that's too long
a few mm is acceptable, after that it looks gross
>>10738679
it stops itching. i grow one out in the cold season always get tired of how it interferes with sleep. but i look great with a full beard and having it rejuvenates my skin so for about 3 weeks after shaving it i also look like i'm glowing with health or whatever
if i grow out my facial too much it makes my face look fat, i prefer light facial hair it helps define my jawline a bit more
Back on 2013/2014 I did wanted to have a long thick beard but now I just wear it short enough to hide my condylar hyperplasia (one side of my jaw developed more than the other side causing a noticeable facial asymmetry) but I'll get surgery early next year, we're just waiting for the braces to finish putting my teeth in the right place.
Right now I don't have a photo available showing the asymmetry but If enough people want it I'll post one in a few hours when the sun goes up.
Also, pic related. That's the side of my jaw that developed more.
>>10741656
wait can u post a pic im actually interested to see how noticeable it is. because i have an asymmetrical face too, but i think it's really only noticeable to me
>>10741656
I'm interested watching thread
I'm unattractive and have a beard.
>>10741937
Ra ra rasputin, faggot with a tiny peen
>>10741937
beard that looks like shit
>>10741937
facial pubes. fucking disgusting, shave it off
>>10741937
That's not a beard. That's overgrown teenager fuzz.
>>10738475
>>10742062
it cant be
>>10741961
lol.
but yeah, people who don't grow hair on their chins shouldn't grow beards. ever.
Post more shit beards.
>>10742062
as much as I hate him, those are not the same person
Here's mine after 12 days of growing
>>10738475
The most handsome men don't grow beards because it would be foolish to cover their faces with hair
>>10738781
8/10 pretty good bro
>>10743044
How do people do this? Im 19 and I just got a little mustache and some shitty hair on neck after 3 weeks. Will this change with time? Im interested in a beard cause got weak chin.
>>10743203
sadly is pretty much all genetics, there's rogain treatments and stuff like that to have more beard but you need to have some in the first place, so don't expect a Viking beard if you don't have a little before starting the treatment
>>10741690
>>10741851
here you go, I know it's a shitty beard but I don't care since irl it helps me cover the asymmetry
>>10743354
You don't look that bad dude, for real.
If you hadn't said about the jaw thing I wouldn't have noticed.
Good luck with the op.
The beard I grew while living in the woods for 4 months.
>>10738475
>tfw blonde but beard grows in ginger
could it work /fa/? blondinger?
[spoiler]no pics because I shave every day[/spoiler]
>>10744014
You shoulda lost weight in those 4 months, fatty.
>>10744079
6'4 250lbs. I've dealt with people like you my whole life.
You know, little people.
>>10744120
not him, but i'm 6' 2.
you're still fat mang.
>>10744126
>6'2
>manlet
Pick both
>>10744014
We could be brothers
>>10744135
Post a pic
>>10744134
>you
>fat
pick both
>>10744120
chubchub
>>10744142
Your mom picked me and my fat Dick
>>10742364
obviously....
couple years ago, got so many compliments, more from other guys than women, but plenty of hotties complimented and gave me "fuck me" eyes and phone numbers. good times.
>>10744165
what did it look like from the front? Good growth man, but it seems like it'd look a bit awkward from the front
>>10743679
thanks man, I appreciate the good wishes
>>10738475
Why does that look so fucking bad
>>10744172
no pics of that growth from the front, but i kept the sideburns shorter and tapered, but let it grow thick at the jawline and below. Like 3 months
>>10744165
>>10744262
What is that you are wearing?
what about beard that aren't patchy but are thin? is it acceptable as long as it's kept short?
>>10744014
trim your nose hair senpai.
>>10744276
Baka senpai! Autendic Nippon Feshtival Happi desu, alpha cultural appropriated for glorious USA!
should I shave?
>>10744451
Holy shit I found my doppelganger
>>10744455
bost now
>>10744470
my dude is 5'9" lmao I thought he was like 6'3"
>>10744390
Nice. Doing god's work. Bless your soul.
Thanks.
>>10740816
dude, honestly, you're good to go.
>being brown and complaining about beard genetics
btw as far as it not connecting, mine doesn't and I usually just trim out the connecting part all Depp like or whatever. It isn't great, but it looks better than shit stragglers attempting to connect. If you're planning to grow long it'll work out though cause eventually the mustache ends will grow long enough to hang over the connection part
>>10744470
okay.. his beard is just fucking dumb
>>10738781
It's ''Bald Chin''
Should I just shave this? This is about 2 months growth for me.
Bottom view.
>>10745476
yes
get rid of the muddy lip too
>>10745476
Yes, shave it and don't look back for another 3 years at least.
>>10745482
Looks too scraggly. If you're not growing a full on beard, the hair on your neck should be kept short.
>tfw asian and slow beard growth
at least its "slow" now. before its non existent at all. i guess its still possible for me to grow one.
Hey, im a sikh... well actually im an atheist, but i have to keep my sikh parents happy and pretend to be a sikh, and Unfortunately I have to grow a beard, no choice in it
Alot of sikhs tie their beards with hairspray. What do you think of pic related, think it looks attractive? think girls will be into me if I looked like pic related?
>>10744120
Where is that place?
It looks beautiful.
>>10745952
>to make my parents happy
How can you be alive and living in such a beautiful world and find it absolutely necessary to appease some shitty Sikh parents?
Jesus fuck, be your own man. Live your own life. I can't stress this enough. Why do people obey their parents so strongly into adulthood?
>>10745952
stupid fucking shitskins
>>10745960
because i'm a pussy
>>10745418
Underrated post
>>10745953
Just outside the Jewel Basin in Montana. Spent 4 weeks living there. It's tits.
>>10740809
>>10740816
>>10741937
>>10743354
>>10744451
>>10745476
trash aumale tier
models don't have beards unless it's some viking shit
I have been growing this since September 1st, but I worry it's getting too bushy.
Should I trim it down?
And where should I trim it?
Does anyone have a good guide to this shit?
A beard on a man compliments him, a beard on a kid means shit.
>>10746670
And side.
>>10746670
ur fat
How to achieve Maxson mode
>>10746690
Yup.
But about the beard tho senpai?
>>10746697
Start by killing him and stealing his coat :^)
>>10746701
trim it, you look like a neckbeard. also start to fucking train yourself, 6 months in a gym will reform you.
>>10746701
trim that shit, it honestly makes you look gross
>>10746709
Thanks. I'm already working on it, just visiting from /fit/.
Had a shitty year and trying to get back to and surpass where I was at the end of 2014.
Thanks for the advice, but how much should i trim? I don't want to take off too much.
>>10746720
Fucking sideways ass phone.
>>10746701
>>10746720
weight/height?
>>10746752
6'0 and 237 at last check in.
>>10746758
And at my best I was 210
>>10741937
I dont think you lie about being unattractive, but doesnt excuse you for gluing dick hair on your face and top of that making dick sucking lips just to add some to the irony
>>10746758
weird, you don't really look 237.
>>10738475
>how u want ur hair f.am?
>'ah yes, gimme the upside down house'
>i got u
>>10746703
>join institute
>go on brotherhood mission with danse
>synth infested warehouse/farm/roller rink whatever the fuck
>synths only go after danse
>sit back n loot
