No help, brothers?

>38/30
Excuse me?

>>10728186
I'm 32/32. Those aren't my pants.

How about some fashion help, though...

Black tie is going to look gay as fuck with these faggot pants, in a non-complimentary way.

>>10728198
these terms gay and fag get used far too often.

Fags are often looking the best, fashion wise.

I haven't even worn these pants. I just got them. They're a little too flamboyant for me, but all the hot moms will be like, "ooooh, anon! What great pants!" I just want to make sure I've got the right outfit to go with them.

I think I got to go solid shirt, and it might as well be white (cuz all else I got is blue, really), and then I figured I'd just go black tie.

I've got an old school tie that's a nice purplish pinky paisley that would look good, color wise. I was afraid it would be too much.

>>10728207
White shirt is fine. If you were a real nigga you'd have a pink plaid tie to go with your pink plaid FAGGOT pants

>>10728208

Huh. I'm getting the impression that a real "nigga" is kinda cool, but my FAGGOT pants are not.

This is a mixed message, anon.

Give me real help.

Well, I'm going with a tie with bright green and some purple in it. Still the white shirt. Black belt with silver buckle, old black Prada shoes.

>>10729146
ew
you need something way more subtle to offset the go-to-hell pants, the black tie would have been fine if you don't have anything else subdued

I counted the comments from the moms.

14 "nice pants, anon!"

I don't know how many dirty looks, snide remarks or cruel titters behind my back.

>>10729514
I actually went with the black tie, and one mom was like, "Anon! Nice pants! Too bad you don;t have a green tie to go with it."

>>10728212
Your faggot pants become real nigga tier if you pair them up with a dope ass tie

>>10730788

Well! Now we're getting somewhere.

Faggot, in this situation = bad.
Nigga, in this situation = good.