black tie party*
please help!! :(
you are fat
dont go
>>10715983
A black tie
>>10715993
delet this
A black tie. Knot not around your neck in a noose - like fashion and then hang yourself from a ceiling beam.
Black tie?
That dress is blue lol
pic related, it's what you should be wearing
My dick desu
>>10715981
nah
>>10715981
A long black mack..don't take off the mack.
>>10715981
no.
>>10715981
You can't. Maybe an opaque shawl to hide it entirely. Maybe.
muh dick in ur butt ayyyy
>I'm not this sexist in real life. I am a supreme gentleman to women in all situations. If there was dancing in this black tie party I would ask you for a dance and make sure you don't get too drunk. I am a virgin.