>>10669470
I've lost 11 pairs of jeans, 3 pairs of shoes and 4 jackets due to having 7 cats.

>>10669470
My brother asked me to dog sit his dog for two weeks. It was a brand new puppy, cross between German Shepard and Husky.He got it from the pound the weekend prior, it wasnt fed much so it ate everything and chewed on anything. Had more energy than a fusion reactor.
I told him if it ate my common projects I would put it down.

Dog ate every other pair of shoes in the house but mine.

>>10669497
Probably lost more due to the hair and smell.

>>10669497
>7 cats.
get a grip lady

>>10669515
based dog

>>10669515
>adopt puppy
>go on vacation immediately
some fucking people...

>>10669523
It's 2016, being a crazy cat lady is the most effay

>>10669538
>>10669515
smart dog

>>10669470
Cat threw up in/on my jeans ;(

>>10669470
Not me, but my parents' cat got stuck in the leg of one of my sisters' pair of jeans. Dumb cat got all curious, got his head stuck in the leg opening, and then kinda wormed his way around for a while before accepting defeat and laying around staring at the ceiling. We had to cut his dumb ass out and even today he's a bit wary of any jeans.