don't celebrate it

malia looking pretty good. i'd like to pardon her turkey

Denim skirts look so good

>>10647911
>Roger that

>>10647880
Eating,wearing fat pants.

i've been eating my god damned emotions all month dreading today, so i'm wearing layers, trying to survive today, and fasting til christmas.

>so anon, what have you been up to?
>(haven't been up to shit, am a complete failure and embarrassment compared to everyone else here)
>uh, you know, same old same old heh heh what about you?
>oh, just got back from dubai where my firm is working on a new housing development. a little sore from running the thanksgiving half-marathon this morning lol!
>haha cool man, right on, right on.

happy holidays!

>>10648259
stop being worthless

>>10648261
trying.

>>10648259
jesus

if i were you i'd have made up that you had set up an online business or something

There is no turkey day in my country

>>10648275
Honestly it's not that good. I'm going to be serious and say Turkey isn't the best white meat and I wish people would stop acting like it is.

>>10648268
there is no try, only do.