Fuck, Marry, Kill
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One of my favourite things about /e/ is the interactive threads. The ones with storytelling, character creators, or, in this case, games.
You all know the rules to this one already.
-Marry one
-Fuck one
-Kill one.
-No skimping. You can't fuck your cake and marry it too.
You can either submit a challenge, or respond to one already posted. In order to be compliant with the six-post rule, I'm going to go a few rounds against myself. After that, feel free to jump in and answer that age old question:
To fuck, to marry, or to kill?
Round 1: Super Smash Bros.
Samus, Palutena, Wii-Fit Trainer.
>>1930418
Palutena
>>1930418
Wii-Fit Trainer
Round 2: Monster Musume
>>1930422
Main-girl Miaa
>>1930422
Hapless Harpy Papi
>>1930422
Possibly-serial-killer Rachnera
Round 3: Shit-Tier Waifus
Danmachi's Hestia vs. Sword Art Online's Asuna vs. Two beachballs attached to an orange mop from One Piece
>>1930427
Hestia
>>1930427
Beachballs
>>1930418
Fuck trainer, because super-flexible.
Marry Samus, have bad-ass wife.
Kill Palutena, god is dead.
>>1930427
Marry Bestia, fuck Nami, kill Asuna.
>>1930427
Fuck Hestia, Marry Asuna, Kill Nami.
Would have been harder but then I remembered Nami robs goddamn everybody.
Round 4:
Oldschool classics.
Tenchi Muyo's Ryouko, vs
Lum, from Urusei Yatsura, vs
the titular Cutie Honey
>>1930561
Cutie Honey
>>1930418
epic death battle with samus
marry my goddess
fuck that gray-skinned bitch
>>1930422
Not TOO familiar with the show/anime, but...
fuck the harpy, marry the lamia, kill the drider
>>1930427
SAO's the only one I watched. Asuna was alright in the first arc. I think I'll marry her, and after some googling, fuck hestia and kill nami (I assume)
>>1930561
never heard of any of those, but from the images posted, fuck the oni, marry the redhead, and kill sonic the hedgehog
>>1930574
>Never heard of any of those.
Well I feel old now.
This is actually a really tough one.
But I'll go,
Murder Ryouko, she's too much of a wildcard and marrying and/or fucking her opens the door to too much potential for mischief.
Boff Honey in the name of love.
Marry the original best girl.
>>1930427
This one is not easy.
Kill Asuna. Because I can only kill one.
Fuck... Nami I guess.
Marry Hestia and save a bunch of money on shoes.
Round 5:
Shocking sister showdown!
Fallen Angels Panty and Stocking,
The archetype of sibling rivalry, Ryuuko and Satsuki-sama,
The mischievous Mami and Ami twins.
>>1930721
Panty and Stocking, of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.
>>1930721
Kill la Kill's Ryuuko and Satsuki
>>1930721
Idol master twins Mami and Ami
>>1930721
Fuck Ryuuko and Satsuki, but they have to wear their kamuis.
Marry AmiMami for delicious twins.
Kill Panty and Stocking. And Scanty and Kneesocks.
And Garterbelt. Dude's earned a break.
>>1930721
>>1930721
I haven't seen (played?) Idolmaster, so kill the twins.
I'm going to guess Panty is a good lay, so fuck P&S.
Marry Satsuki and Ryuuko, possibly survive to talk about it.
Round 6: Pokemon Black and White and Red all Over
Shirona vs. Fuuro, vs Asuna.
>>1930947
Shirona / Cynthia
>>1930947
Asuna / Flannery
>>1930947 #
Fuuro / Skyla
>>1930947
Fuck Flannery, Kill Skyla, Marry Cynthia.
>>1931007
>this
>>1930418
Fuck Wii Fit Trainer, Marry Palutena, Kill Samus
>>1930427
Marry: Hestia
Kill: Asuna
Fuck: Nami
Waifu Emblem Edition
>>1936852
Fuck Corrin
Marry Robin
Kill Lucina
>>1936867
100% Agree
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Marry Lucina
Fuck Corrin
Kill Robin :(
>>1930418
>Marry: Palutena
>Fuck: Samus
>Kill: WFT
>>1930422
>Marry: Mia
>Fuck: Papi
>Kill: itsy bitsy
This was a hard one
>>1930427
>Marry: Hestia
>Fuck: Nami
>Kill: Asuna
>>1930561
>Marry: Lum
>Fuck: Honey
>Kill: Ryouko
>>1930721
>Marry: Mami and Amo
>Fuck: Ruuko and Satsuki
>Kill: Panty and Stocking
>>1936852
>Marry: FemRobin
>Fuck: Corrin
>Kill: Lucina
>>1930417
I heard this as stated to be, "A Russain Standoff."
Round 8: Vocaloid Mode
Hatsune Mike, Luka, or Rin.
>>1930422
I just read this a couple days ago, first time in a while that I actually read manga/watched anime
>fuck Papi even though she's not hawt
>marry Miia becuase she is the best, and think of the cuddles in the morning
>kill Rachnera because I hate spiders
>>1930422
Fuck Rachnera because hey, could be fun.
Marry Miia for the cuddles. Not the cooking.
Kill Papi. Sorry birdbrain.
>>1944441
I WILL RESPECT YOU 4EVER WHOEVER YOU ARE
Fuck: Sailor Jupiter
Marry: Sailor Mercury
Kill: Sailor Moon
