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TALK TO ME BABY
I'M GOING BLIND FROM THIS SWEET SWEET CRAVING
LETS LOSE OUR MINDS AND GO FUCKING CRAZY
LET'S LOSE OUR MINDS AND GO FUCKING CRAZY
One of the hottest cakes of all time
AHYAYAYAYA
I KEEP ON HOPING WE'LL EAT CAKE BY THE OCEAN
Probably a cake, probably.
One of my first crushes.
>>1923621
>posting inferior girl
>>1923630
>I'm glad you could come with me to the beach, anon
>My husband rarely wants to go anywhere these days, it's so boring
>Say, you didn't bring a girlfriend with you. You aren't still single, are you?
>You are? Ara ara... how interesting...
>>1923621
Tearju is too hot.
>>1923637
Too bad she acts like an dumb blonde
>>1923638
Even better.
Hey kid want to /snusnu/?
Literally can't stop fapping to Rinko.
Started like five days ago, boner has not gone down.
Please send help this is not a drill.
>>1923634
Planning the trip where she spends an entire year training with the MC as his personal sex slave.
>>1923642
Wait, is that supposed to be Rinko? I couldn't tell since her eyes were covered.
>>1923642
Seek IMMEDIATE medical attention.or IMMEDIATE Rinko attention.
>>1923643
Never actually watched this show. Does this girl win? Seems like every time there's some harem setup or silly love triangle, there's a vastly superior option off in left field that the writers plainly aren't considering.
I just want sensei to win once.
>>1923646
>Does this girl win?Sadly, no, tho she has great game.Watch the uncensored show, anon; you'll be glad you did.
>>1923646
She's actually winning and has a secret relationship with the MC. The ending of episode 3 of S2 alludes to the sexy time she has with the MC before he goes to the demon world.
V8 of the LN MC slightly penetrates her and cums inside.
Cakes are better t b h
>>1923648
I would argue about spoiling the anon, but you've got trips, so meh, whatever.
>>1923628
is that shizuka sensei?
>>1923642
Who were you fapping to six days ago? I'm always looking for more cakes to fap too.
>>1923646
He fucks her the most, does that count?
>>1923646
>Does this girl win?
It's 100% harem orgy.
>>1923646
MC is smart enough to have a harem for power ups and pick sensei as his offcial GF.
>>1923621
I love cakes.
I want to eat this cake.
>>1923652
Dehydration has affected my long-term memory. The working theory is I go back and forth between her and Akiko-san.The mere act of looking for Akiko-san in a swimsuit has made want to fap to her again.
>>1923647
>>1923648
>>1923653
>>1923654
>>1923655
I want to believe, in spite of all evidence to the contrary.Teacher/student is by far my biggest fetish. Sensei is meant to be spoiled by her favorite student.
>>1923651
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I want to make more little sisters for yami
>>1923660
>marry teacher
>teacher continues to teach
>every year more hot young boys are in her class
>every day of your life is spent wondering whether she'll trade you in for a younger model
>>1923658
I want to eat this cake while she eats her cake.
>>1923663
But now picture this, anon:you're the one doing the stealing
Just remember, late 20s/early 30s is the most responsible time to have a child.
>>1923660
She's clearly the front runner in the MC bowl. Anybody suggesting otherwise has probably only watched the anime.
If you want the source for the image it's chapter 15 of the arashi manga. It's alluded to at the very end of S2 episode 3 past the credits.
>>1923665
How have I never seen this doujin plot?
Tear a best
>>1923630
>MILFs are shit
Homosexual detected.
http://exhentai.org/g/925104/de619d1483/
>>1923638
thats the best part senpai
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Posting a cake that won
>>1923662
Yami wouldn't allow you near her.Darkness however...
>>1923665
>ring
I hate cheating and NTR
>>1923621
Upgraded.
Christmas cakes are a miracle
>You keep staring, anon
>Surely you're more interested in girls your age?
>My my... you'll make an old lady blush
>Of course you can touch me
>But I have one request first
>Please call memommy
>>1923673
>christmas cake winning
was this worth watching, is she a sweet cake ?
>>1923678
>Please call me mommy
sorry bitch, you killed my fucking boner
>>1923679
The first half of the series drags on a bit, but it gets progressively better as it goes on. Seeing Ema get a W was icing on the cake for me.
>>1923682
i guess i'm game, i'll watch this shit
I don't think you'd be able to separate them, you'd eventually have to live with and be in a relationship with both, could you handle?
>>1923684
As long as Yukari isn't allowed to have control of any kind of money or credit it wouldn't be all that hard as long as you can keep up with their drinking.
>>1923638
This, I want Black Cat's Tearju back.
>>1923685
Not to mention Yukari could be like a mediator between you and Nyamo, then again it would all depend on how you could deal with Yukari's high maintenance.
>big breasted cake
disgust.jpg
>>1923629
Wufei?
>>1923687
The key is to keep them distracted by playing them against each other while you make your move.
Alternatively, just get them both really drunk. Nyamo's at least as much of a lush as Yukari.
>>1923655
I really hope this has a harem ending all the girls are hawt. Chisato's still my favorite followed by zest
>>1923690
I love how Nyamo plays the good cop constantly but has a mini-Yukari waiting inside her to be let out at the right moment. She's also apparently a demon in the sack too.
>>1923676
You know me well.
I like 'em older, too.
That's what you meant, right OP?
>>1923694
Too old.
>>1923679
First half is pretty good and sets up the characters, second half is fucking great
>>1923625
how are you suppose to fuck her when theres a blade coming out of her pussy
>>1923691
All the Shinmai girls are great, but there's really no comparison to Chisato. I'm glad she at least made sure she was the first girl Basara "marked" as his own.
>>1923646
he makes out with her till she cums then she tit fucks him in the ova
>>1923697
I can't fathom how. I guess Masane is unfuckable in kill mode.
>>1923700
Got anymore pictures with hoop earrings?
>>1923696
oh fuck yea, i gotta watch
pure cake romance like this can't go unnoticed
I love Yoshino Keiko just for the milfs he draws.
What do fellow cake lovers think about Onegai Sensei?
It had the best MILF ever and the best beach episode of all time.
>>1923700
The only attractive Jojo woman to be honest. After Araki changed artstyle his women look absolutely hideous
>>1923706
Jolyne is pretty nice, but I'm with you on the rest
>>1923658
I want to eat this cake when she is being true to who she really is.
>>1923709
>marshall
>tfw this will never happen to you.
What is it about cakes and beingmostlyfunctioning alcoholics?S2 never ever
>>1923713
Isn't she a slut?
>>1923699
The moment all the other girls in the series started to lose.
Threadly reminder that christmas cakes are forpassing up in favor of younger, prettier girls.
>>1923715
>not liking sluts
The Rune Factory games are well known for their teasy Milfs and Christmas cakes that you cannot have.
>>1923627
Name?
>>1923712
I love that author. Is Kono S ever going to get scanlated after they found out the ending was pure shit?
>>1923722
Forgot pic
>>1923726
The ending chapter got scanlated actually.
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kono-S-o-Mi-yo
It ends at ch. 155, current releases are at ch 99.
>You will never get your very own christmas cake
At least my Philippine cartoons make up for it.
>>1923727
SEASON WHEN?
I want to have a threesome with Renge and Dagashiya.
Loli and Cake, the best of both worlds.
Christmas cake lolis are the pinnacle of human achievement
>>1923730
Candy Store is 20, you cretin.
>>1923714
Mmm yes. More of that Bleachcake.
>>1923728
Thanks!
>>1923706
But Reimi is, without question, the most attractive Jojo girl.
>>1923713
Cakes drink because loneliness is a hard thing to live with. They just want to be tenderly loved so someone can appreciate their delicate moist flavor.
>>1923727
Why is she so perfect?
OLs make the best cakes
Putting all your eggs in one soft basket
>>1923739
Methonium drives me wild
>>1923740
I'd love to see one of his works animated
are there Christmas cakes in 3D ?
Are chocolate cakes fine too?
>>1923743
>tfw i wanna fap to ah my goddess but everything is cuck shit and corruption
>>1923621
whats the name of this anime? forgot it
>>1923745
It's called IQDB.
>There will never be a single anime EXCLUSIVELY about milfs and christmas Keikis.
NOT A SINGLE ONE.
>>1923742
They do exist IRL sometimes. I have a cake co-worked who is a PA. She's been constantly making jokes at work about me marrying her and staying home to cook(cooking is my only talent). Also about being her sperm doner.
We went out drinking with a bunch of people last week and she got me really drunk and we started making out. I saw her at work last night and was going to try and flirt but we had a series of codes (I work in a hospital) that lasted a few hours.
>>1923621
I'm not the only one who gets the song OP is referencing, right?
>>1923748
>/a/ is not your fucking blog
>>1923747
There's that one manga I can't remember the name of about Cute Cakes drinking Cute Beers. We can hope for an adaptation
>>1923748
>3DPD nurses
DON'T
FUCKING
DO
IT
They're all incredibly crazy sluts. You need to trust me on this.
>>1923738
sauce me senpai
>>1923752
Theres Okusan but it's not very good.
>>1923754
If you can't recognize the art style you might want to consider suicide
>>1923756
i consider it every day
>>1923748
Fuck off normalfags cancer with your 3DPD trash.
>>1923742
You mean women over the age of 25 that are attractive? Of course
>>1923754
That's the author from Nana to Kaoru, and that manga about a guy dating a petite christmas cake. Don't remember the name.
>>1923753
Seconding this from personal experience
>>1923640
>used goods
> /a/ likes OLD HAGS
I'm losing faith with /a/
>>1923765
Don't worry I'm still /tod/ deep down.
Sorry I have to be that fag, but for the sheer learning experience /a/, whats the difference between cakes and milfs?
>>1923767
MILFs have kids and can be much younger. Age requirement is part of a cake.
Also lurk more faggot.
>>1923748
this is hot
>>1923745
To Love-Ru Darkness
>>1923739
>counting your chickens before they hatch
>selling wine before it's time or finding that itch to scratch
>>1923774
literally perfect woman.
>>1923775
Whore lewdest slut
>>1923775
I have not seen minute one of this show but I cannot put to words how hard this woman makes me.
I think I need help.
>>1923778
when you hear her voice you will cum buckets.
>>1923779
Same VA as rider from Fate/Stay night.
>>1923779
>>1923780
Th-that's cheating anonI haven't needed to fap this hard in a while, holy shit
>>1923731
Is this Ageha the source? Art seems different.
>>1923782
Highschool DxD
>>1923783
Type Ageha and the authors name into google.
>>1923786
Then give author`s name. "Ageha" and empty image search is all I have.
>>1923782
Watch Shinmai Maou no Testament OVA 1. Then watch the first 3 episodes of S2 uncensored. Look at chapter 15 of the arashi manga. Skip to the credits of the last episode of S2. Read a summary of V8 of the LN and Chisato Hasegawa becomes the best ever.
>>1923787
If you can't recognize the art style you are beyond help. I'll give you a hint, someone else asked for sauce earlier and its the same author.
>>1923789
Pathetic.
>>1923790
Not my fault you're retarded. I'm sure if you stay long enough some faggot will spoonfeed you.
>>1923784
Goddamnit anon I had plans tonightNo I didn't, but even if I did I'd drop them to fap to this woman, holy shit.
>>1923791
>insecurity the post
Bravo.
>>1923627
>When the bad? Go
>heck did you
>buy it
>>1923788
Thanks anon-kun
I want to make love to a sleepy sensei.
>>1923794
unf, loved Stella and Tarisa.
Chocolate and Vanilla is good together.
>>1923792
Have a good night.
>>1923799And so I did. My thanks, anon.
>>1923785
It might look like Issei but it isnt anon. he only has silver haired Cakes
>>1923800
>not edging for at least an hour
pleb.
>>1923803
every time i get a good edge in, a little cum leaks out but i don't orgasm, am i doing good ?
>>1923748
What does PA mean?
>>1923800
fuck, she's perfect.
>>1923801
Grayfia needs to take notes.
>>1923805
Thanks.
>>1923810
gonna need some edit's of this
Oldie but goodie.
>>1923655
>pick sensei as his offcial GF
When?
Thanks, mods.
HUE
>>1923778
what show is that?
What the fuck is a cake, and why the fuck would someone pick such a faggot name for it?
>>1923837
Shinmai Maou no Testament
>>1923838
Christmas cakes, by Japanese custom, are beautiful artistry to be prized. But once the 25th passes, you toss that shit out. It's no good and spoiled, even if no one took a bite.
First christmas cake I saw. May have been where the term originated since, I think.
>>1923902
dude you're in /e/, I'd delete that pic if you don't want a ban
>>1923903
too late I guess
Also Nanako is best cake.
Basically cake = milf without the loose vagina from popping a baby through it.
So what's not to like?
>>1923906
Yes, they're the best
>>1923693
I know you have shit taste.
>>1923642
theres no saving you. only god can help you now
>>1923642
Have you taken any showers? If not, go take a cold one right now. Then put a bag of ice on your dick.
What about a parfait?
>>1923788
I have followed your advice and I have seen the light. Chisato is clearly best Testament and I hope she wins, harem notwithstanding and in spite of the historically low odds for senseis.
Also doujins goddamn when.
>>1923642
This anon reporting in.
>>1924072
This helped, but then
>>1924102
>>1924116
this happened and progress was undone.
Rinko addiction is no laughing matter.
>>1924254
This is serious. You need to turn off your computer and seek medical attention, or your dick will fall off.
>>1924250
The author of the series wrote a short story about her and she's pretty much messing around with the MC during school hours for the first 3 episodes of Burst.
I love booze cakes
I wish Rinko was my aunt
I love Touko
No Cattleya? Seriously?
>>1923731
I had a chance with a really cute, sensuous former school-teacher with this body type. I passed it up because I was still holding out for someone else.
>>1925930
You fucking faggot, explain yourself!
>>1925933
Love avoidance and related issues combined with not being able to get over someone else made for a pathetic display. By the time I made an honest effort to be serious and intimate, it was too late. It's amazing that she held out through my bullshit for as long as she did. I feel finished with relationships and part of the reason is, I don't want to put anyone through my indecisiveness again.
>>1925937
Ok, faggot, you are forgiven your transgression to the araara.
>>1923621
I hate to ask stupid questions but I'm new to /e/. What is the origin of the term cake? Everyone keeps using it and now my curiosity has outgrown my boner.
>>1924763
yes yes so much yes! best type moon character by far. I loved how she is funny, hot, not boring but still got her shit together. first time that I would marry a fictional character.
>>1926265
well at least if she stopped smoking. that is her only downside.
>tfw you are so old it doesn't make a lot of difference that she's a cake.
Growing old sucks.
>>1926274
Cakes are valued because they combine attractiveness and maturity and don't just exceed in one these areas as younger or older women might. What does your own age have to do with that?
>>1926282
Because it's not as exciting when you're around the same age.
>>1926286
So you'd rather date an unstable younger woman or an ugly older woman because you are cakeaged? Doesn't make sense to me.
>>1923812
Name of the anime?
>>1923621
ay
lmao
>>1926335
Read the fucking filename, retard.
What do you mean when you say "cake"
>inb4 newfag
I love MILFs, but haven't heard the term cake used
>>1923806
Do you play DotA? Phantom Assassin
It's Physician's Assistant, anon
>>1927469
Why would they read the thread? They're too busy fapping
>>1923712
sauce?
>>1928923
>for ants
>fixed
anon... pls
>>1923667
Sauce?
>>1923748
I had a co-worker like that too. Even had a brief fling with her but she turned out mentally unstable bitch and hot milf-cake sex wasn't worth the trouble in the end.
so if I have gathered correctly, a cake is an older woman who hasn't had kids and is probably somewhat alone relationship wise. Seems to be based on something about throwing out a cake after too long or something.
Anyway, my question is: Why is there no Misato here?
Oh wait. I just saw
>>1923718
Screw it posting it anyway
>>1930325
"Christmas cake" describes a woman above the age of 20, but not in a serious relationship or not yet married. It equates them to the namesake pastry that doesn't manage to get sold during the holidays and just sits on the shelves at a discount, although they're perfectly fine goods.
Leave it to nips and weebs to feel the need to categorize women who are basically in their prime, mentally and physically.
But thank god for this thread.
>>1930366
over the age of 25 specifically. because like a christmas cake, they're unwanted after the 25th
