most recent show youve edged too
Edging is for faggots.
>>1905426
>not edging
>not knowing how it feels to shoot out semen with a force of 1.23 x 10^23 newtons
>being satisfied with it dripping down your shaft like a bitchboy
baka desu fampai
>>1905427
>having frightening pain in your ballpipes because you've been edging for 14 hours
Fuck doing that ever again
>>1905426
I bet you watch speedruns you faggot
>>1905429
No.
all of them
>>1905425
Grimgar
Ladies V Butlers if you're into bitches with no nose
Have you ever "lost it" while edging?
>>1905434
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905432
megane a shit
>>1905435
>the trick
spoiler it, anon
>>1905435
The one where you don't lose it?
>>1905428
>14 hours
Jesus christ
>>1905425
Galko
>>1905437
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905438
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905437
the trick is meth
Teekyuu
Is the trick that thing which does permanent damage to your dick?
>>1905444
>>1905446
>>1905447
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905425
How can an undead zombie be allowed to be so puffy?
>>1905426
Edging is for VN master race. Good luck getting through nukige without edging.
What's the damn trick?!
>>1905451
Kegels
>>1905451
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905450
I just prefer a dildo in my ass till the final H-scene. A small one mind you, cause I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.
>>1905451
there's no trick anonjust joking, there is a trick, but not gonna tell you nerd
>>1905454
Everything is wrong with it, you fucking homo.
now i need to edge again
What's your average edging time? Mine is around 6-8 hours.
Non Non Biyori
>>1905431
/thread
>>1905459
Good taste. I like Renge in particular.
>>1905454
>>1905454
Kill yourself.
>>1905462
Are you me?
>>1905455
>>1905458
>he doesn't know the trick
![[joseole99] Strike Witches - 06 (1920x1080 h264 AC3 FLAC) [219E490E].mkv_snapshot_14.23_[2016.03.04_22.43.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZ8COEO.jpg "[joseole99] Strike Witches - 06 (1920x1080 h264 AC3 FLAC) [219E490E].mkv_snapshot_14.23_[2016.03.04_22.43.14].jpg")
>>1905466
Now you're just being faggots. Does it involve the prostate by any chance?
>>1905443
>that little peek of pink
>ultra loli goddess with green hair
>"let's focus on the other lolis"!
Ass caught on fire.
>>1905470
>implying Nisio didn't intend it to be a holy trinity
>zombie
>spirit
>(false) god
Entirely orthodoxal.
Deus vult.
>>1905425
>fapping to anime in general
The girls are hot and all, but I simply can't. I just watch the shows, read the books, and have a fun time.
>>1905472
wew
>>1905472
I'm the same way when it comes to characters from non-H works. Hentai stuff is fair game though.
>>1905472
If there's 2D tits, I am going to fap to them. Simple as that.
>>1905472
>but I simply can't
I recommend seeing a doctor, you might be gay.
anyone wanna anime and fap/edge together?
Infinite Stratos is tip tier for edging
>>1905474
I'd like to point out that your statement is roughly synonymous with saying "I'm not physically aroused by women, unless it's women in porn."
Not that it's a bad thing, per say. I believe it just acts as an indicator that you have either
A) low libido, or
B) a depressing lack of imagination.
>>1905477
If you're a trap
>>1905472
my wild guess here is that you're gay
>>1905426
There are times where edging is appropriate, like if you have a lot of time to kill and you really want to make sure you get a good release
>>1905451
breathing
just focus on breathing and you won't nut as fast
>>1905484
>>1905468
>he doesn't know the trick
D I V I N E
>masturbating
How does it feel to be slaves to biological imperatives, faggots?
>>1905487
How does it feel to be a literal faggot, faggot?
This is whatmy little sisteris for.
>be horny
>go to her room
>get in bed with her
>sandwich my dong in between her ass
>rub her boobs
>kiss her shoulders
>leave when I'm dripping with precum
>>1905487
Pretty good actually
>>1905490
Who are you quoting?
>>1905487
The same as you following your imperatives to be a dickless contrarian piece of shit.
>>1905492
>Do I fit in yet?
>>1905425
>piss
Disgusting
Shinmai OVA. Damn, the whole thing was pretty hot.
>>1905490
This shit is why I hate sleeping in the same bed as hot girls. My boxers end up literally dripping after a while.
>>1905496
Bakemonogatari does de little sister romance thing way better than Oreimo
>>1905487
Literally every action you take is a biological imperative, you're only doing what you're doing because your brain is telling you to.
>>1905487
Why are you responding to your biological imperative to breathe?
>>1905425
>>1905488
Ah. Now I understand. Its "Shame" that keeps you from enjoying enjoyable things.
I'm now somewhat curious about what you do fap to, since there does seem to be a strong correlation between living in an environment that promotes shame, and a fascination with very taboo kinks.
>>1905502
It's definitely not shame. It's just a hardcore Madonna-whore complex along with an autistic desire to keep sexual feelings out of anything i consider non-sexual.
>>1905482
>>1905476
What's a doctor going to do about me being gay?
And if I were gay, wouldn't I be fapping to shit like Free!?
I'll tell ya what I do fap to, however.
I faithfully recreate the appearance and essence of an anime girl in a mental 3D rendering, that I then imagine violating in every which way.
I absolutely cannot find 2D attractive by the mere virtue of them being 2D. It is topographically impossible to fuck something that is 2D. It's also almost impossible to imagine I myself am also 2D and fuck them that way.
>>1905504
>It is topographically impossible to fuck something that is 2D.
But anon,it is topographically impossible to fuck something that is 3D too.
>>1905504
Congratulations? How do you want people to respond? You're simply different then we are, great for you.
>MAD dark spirits
JUST
CUH
RAY
ZEE
ME
UPSeriously what's wrong with them? What sets them apart from ordinary dark spirits, aside from COLDSTEEL tint aura?
>>1905504
Wait for VR to become advanced.
And there's always Gesonkyo if that doesn't become reality in a few decades.
>>1905425
I'm always too focused on reading subtitles and watching what's going on to fap to anime. I watched all of HoTD in a day and never touched my dick.
>>1905507
Fuck wrong thread, I'll go kill myself.
>>1905511
We are simple, strange creatures.
>>1905512
That giraffe has seen things.
>>1905512
This just makes me feel awkward. Like I'm seeing something I shouldn't be seeing.
>>1905472
>>1905504
Don't listen to them anon, anyone who faps to non-pornographic anime is pretty much underage. Getting turned on while watching girls do nothing sexual, is a sign of teenage hormones.
Once you get to 20+ and hormones level out, your libido dies.
Sadly that's just the current userbase on /a/ for you, it's frightening to think about.
>>1905469
Good eye anon
>>1905503
I somewhat doubt that you just naturally developed a Madonna-whore complex without any environmental conditioning though anon. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, by all means, but your own self-described 'desire to keep things sexual out of anything non-sexual' had to have stemmed from something. It very well may be just a case of hardcore autism and a need for everything in your life to be contained and compartmentalized for organizational reasons, but I get the feeling that you consider sexual subjects as something that needs to be segregated from other life aspects, in order to keep those life aspects 'pure', no?
>>1905516
Hows your reading comprehension doing? You'll notice in his second post he said he isn't attracted to 2D at all. This isn't about his inability to fap to SoL or some dumb shit like that.
Though I applaud your ability to find some obtuse way to push your strawman about most of /a/ being underage, nicely done.
You will now edge to this image.
>>1905512
That giraffe is better than they stupid hooker I almost paid.
>>1905425
>>1905487
Briefly okay.
>>1905487
You take chemical castration pills due to your history as a convicted pedophile, don't you?
![hellsing-005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nadyrPE.jpg "hellsing-005[1].jpg")
>>1905523
This makes me more relaxed than horny.am I gay?
>>1905527
It is a bit sensual. Maybe you like it a bit more directly sexual.
>tfw too much of a quick cumming premature ejaculator to edge
>>1905528
sauce?
>>1905528
Aren't they sisters?! What has compelled them to engage in such indecent activities?
>>1905532
thanks
>>1905516
It's the opposite, actually. When you're a kid you absolutely need to have extremely erotic scenes to get off, but as you get older you start noticing the subtle eros in the simple things. Of course, children don't like being contested about that so they make shit up to seem more mature than they are.
>>1905534
No, lol.
>>1905529
I know your pain.
>>1905535
>lol
Fuck off.
>>1905531
I'll have you know they are strengthening their bond as siblings by engaging in such acts. Trust me, I'm a professional.
>>1905537
You fuck off.
>>1905529
How can you even enjoy fapping like that? On those days when My endurance fails me and I finish in under 15 minutes, it's barely an orgasm and completely unsatisfying/disappointing. It's like a waste of a fap. I couldn't even imagine every fap being that lame.
>>1905540
I try to maintain an erection while reading h-manga for at least an hour before I fap.
My rock hard erection coated with a layer of precum, glistening.
>>1905541
You're making me hungry
>>1905540
>thinking that's satisfying
prostate milking is the next level bruh
For me masturbating is something that gets in the way of the stuff I'd rather spend my time on, so I just do it as fast as I can to get it overwidth so I can keep doing what I was doing. It needs to be done every now and then though.
>>1905544
>overwidth
>>1905544
Your cock should be begging you to finish,
when it's touched it should twitch in anticipation and another mini-orgasm showers over you like you're in fucking wonderland.
Do yourself a favor and don't force your cum out so you can go back to being bored.
>>1905543
It's the best orgasm possible, but for me it takes a long time and I rarely manage to hang on and achieve it. I get impatient or my hands get tired and I finish normally.
>>1905544
I detest my shitty, poorly-designed meat suit, but indulging in sexual pleasure is literally one of the very, veeeery few things this biological prison has going for it, right up there with gourmet food. To simply 'get it over with' is a crime against sensory indulgence.
So, you are still bumping the thread. Are you gonna dump some zombie images or something?
>>1905548
You have a lovely way with words.
>To simply 'get it over with' is a crime against sensory indulgence.
is my new motto in life
>>1905442
That looks like a comfy sleeping bag.
>>1905550
Your welcome(?).
Ah... I'm getting nostalgic now. I remember first being introduced to the glory of edging in the FQ threads of yore. Truly glorious times.
isn't edging bad for your prostate?
>>1905519
Sorry for the late reply. You are not far from the truth with the "keeping the other aspects pure" part but i'd say that my main motivation for doing that is simply because being horny distracts me from all other aspects of a show. I wouldn't watch something like Non Non Biyori while i was even slightly aroused.
>>1905425
I only found out what edging was like two days ago. Haven't tried it though.
> This thread
what's the trick?!
>>1905556
After 12h or so your brain legit starts to feel numb for a few hours.
>>1905559
Is that a good thing or bad thing?
>>1905556
Try it out right now and tell us how it feels.
I want to wear a chastity thing
>tfw the trick is the only reason I haven't offed myself yet
>>1905425
>edging
>not just whacking it
Edging is for women because they can't orgasm in less than a minute like men can.
Don't be a faggot, just cum already. And then cum some more.
Sore dick cumming > edging
>>1905477
my urge to fap is even bigger now
>>1905565
>he doesn't know the trick
>>1905442
>The spice must flow.
God damn it movemod I thought you were finally dead.
>>138426616
It's interesting how you can practically feel the dopamine in your brain. I guess it's similar to being drunk. Feeling kinda hazy and talking like a retard.
>>138426958
Orgasms are ok but if you're like 99% of men then the refractory period hits you like a truck and even after recovering your lust is at a tenth compared to before.
Personally i enjoy the rush of dopamine just before cumming and the feeling of lust more than orgasming.
And there goes the thread. I guess it's better than it being deleted.
>>1905566
fap and cum together?
>>1905574
Yes.
>>1905575
Can I join too?
>>1905576
I have with some but it was only over the internet. It feels even better when they start to admire your dick and want to help you fap.
>>1905576
Meh.
Hotgluing figurines with an anon in real life though, that's some shit.
>>1905576
It really would be amazing.
>>1905578
I don't see why not.
>>1905583
>three different anons fapping and cumming together
Now we have a party.
[spoiler]Mods actually doing shit[/spoiler]
Well there's a surprise.
>>1905587
>>1905587
>>1905578
S-So who wants to be the first one to post their kik?
>>1905588
This is why I don't crossboard anymore, fuck.
>>1905575
>>1905576
>>1905578
we could all fap to the same stuff
and then all cum at the same time >////<
>>1905587
Makes it even hotter when you know there are others feeling good with you.
>>1905592
I'm on board with that.
>>1905595
>Makes it even hotter when you know there are others feeling good with you.
This is why I love gangbangs and orgies. So fucking hot
>>1905597
>>1905595
>>1905592
This thread is way too steamy... Stop filling my head with lewd thoughts /a/non. I want to cum to anime together.
>>1905587
M-Make that 4 maybe?
>>1905599
I didn't like them much before, but it gets so hot when I can talk about gangbangs with other /a/nons. We can talk about who gets to take what hole first, and how a girl would be while servicing all of us. And usually if there's a bunch they get excited and start turning on each other while waiting.
>>1905601
You too? I'm already leaking.
>>1905602
>four now
This thread is getting better all the time. Thank you based mod.
>>1905599
It's like feeding off each others lust.
>>1905601
It needs to get lewder, are you leaking precum yet anon?
>feet
I'm out.
>>1905603
>>1905604
I wish I was leaky, I don't get a lot of precum. I'm tempted to make a chat room for all this lewdness.
This is my first adventure into /e/
>>1905604
>>1905607
This is getting bad. I'm ruining my underwear. A chatroom might be fun. Even better if you could stream lewdness.
>>1905607
I leak so much precum its ridiculous
>>1905611
I don't think I do it too much. But when I get really horny (like right now) it can get so bad that I'm totally covered in it, and when I fap it ends up all over my hands and just keeps going. What a mess.
>>1905610
>>1905611
>tfw you want to admire how leaky /a/non is
What online chat rooms work well for this lewdness?
>>1905607
>kantoku
Anon pleas, I can only handle so much.
>>1905615
I've had so many days where I can't fap but am still really horny, browsing threads like these, rock hard and idly rubbing myself through my trousers. My underwear gets absolutely soaked with pre after a while
>>1905617
>tfw an /a/non wants to admire me
Oh my~ I don't know anon, I'm shy and don't take pictures of that sort of thing..
>>1905622
Why can't you fap? Anytime I get horny I have to do it or else I can't focus on anything else. It's really bad on days when /a/ keeps teasing me and I end up fapping five times or more. I hate losing so much of my day to it.
anyone likes cum countdowns too?
i love those >///< and we could all cum together at the exact same moment
>>1905627
Nothing is better then cumming together after edging.
>>1905624
Either because I'm at work or my flatmates are around and privacy is hard to come by. I get so desperate and horny. Underwear totally ruined, face flushed, counting down the minutes until I can have some freedom to fap and cum all over myself.
I'm really throbbing a lot, anons.
highschool dxd born- pretty standard i'm told but i'm honest
>>1905627
I love those. The feeling of blowing at the same time as someone else, and knowing your doing it to the same image is great. I like to imagine whoever's in the image would look like covered in all of our cum.
>>1905629
That sounds horrible. Even worse if an anon teased you while you couldn't do it, knowing you couldn't get off.
>>1905617
A chatzy room might work.
>>1905630
Me too. And still leaking. I can't keep my hands away from it when I'm not typing.
>>1905632
B-Being teased is definitely the w-worst
Anyone want to chat? I'm feeling dirty.
A-Anyone wanna do a cum countdown?
>>1905636
It really is. I hated it when it happened to me. I accidentally let an anon know I was doing a no-fap challenge for a week, and was five days in. They proceed to post the lewdest things they could while still being work safe and avoid banning. It was so cruel.
>>1905638
You're supposed to feel dirty. You need to be panting and stroking yourself while making a mess with precum.
>>1905639
This feels so good, I want to keep going a little longer.
>>1905641
>>1905641
>This feels so good, I want to keep going a little longer.
That's how I feel. I want to keep enjoying this red-hot feeling down there for a while more before an anon demands I let all of it out.
so much squishing >////<
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nJXq1CWAQi
Now where did this circlejerk thread come from?
>>1905647
bunch of circlejerkers got moved by a mod from /a/
>>1905441
have a good time!
everyone came without me ;_;
>>1905667
Some of us don't deserve to cum~
>>1905667
I guess you could say we came and went.
>>1905646
Is that meant to be only precum? Goddamn that sounds like a lot.
Also, this thread is really fucking gay.
>>1905646
gay
I guess /a/ is full of homos. Didn't need to dump them on us tho.
How late was I?
>>1905685
Really late.
>>1905686
>>1905687
Don't worry anon, there's always next time.
>>1905521
Yes. You pretty much ruined my day. I've been edging to this image alone for almost 6 hours now. Something about the submissive posture and soft crotch does wonders. I wonder what I'm even doing with my life anymore.
>>1905718
I don't understand how anyone can edge for this long without getting bored, I'm done after a couple of hours at most and that's if I prepare a lot of material ahead of time.
I used to rub between my anus and balls to sort of stimulate my prostate externally.
First few times I did this, I got some amazing orgasms I thought I was going to pass out.
Now I don't feel much, I don't know if it's still even contributing to the orgasm, probably not. What have i done? Did I just forget how to do it right?
>>1905746
>can't even crossboard link properly
You're a disgrace.
>>1905441
Hope you had fun.
>>1905743
The obvious answer is to start stimulating it internally. Also, that spot you're rubbing is your perineum.
Why did my worksafe thread get moved to /e/
>>1905944
Mods wanted it to get lewder.
>>1906013
an someone explain what the fuck edging is?
>>1905646
wat.
let's get the chatroom going again.
>>1905528
Damn anon. I need the source of this one.
>>1905425
martians
>>1906208
fucking this please
All I get with google is a dead archive with no images.
>>1906664
Shinmai Maou no Testament
Shinmai Maou no Testament BURST
Meant to post this earlier, but I forgot.
Can't be bothered to find the exact episode,
so if you do, please comment.
>>1905431
What anime is she from?
>>1905504
Even when I was underage I wasn't this underage, anon
>>1906750
Fate/Kaleid
