I want to modify my bidet so that it will spray water directly on my ass hole. Mine is similar to pic. related, how can I do this?
use magnets
You need a swivel spray nozzle.
Kohlr makes some. But it may mean replacing the faucet hardware.
>>915088
Simply bend over a little and press your asshole against the outlet.
>>915088
Legally change your name to "That Guy Faggit"
so whenever somebody says 'don't be that guy' you can say welp okay then
>>915088
buy a smart toilet, they have them in korea and japan 100~200$
Look at a TOTO Washlet seat for a regular toilet bowl, or if you are a richfag, look at a TOTO Neorest.