Inspiration please

Use t g at elements glue to fasten the smoke alarm securely to your forhead, shove everything else up your ass and then shit out golden eggs.

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>>1011231
Here you go

>>1011226

exctract the radioactive americium from that smoke detector and build yourself a tactical nuke

>>1011226

pen in pooper

>>1011226
Extend the measuring tape fully, then hammer it flat and compact. Use it as a base to pour all of the glue on. Carefully stack and glue the other items.

There will be no leftover glue. This is because you will dump the rest of it over your abortion.

>>1011226
take the americium out of the smoke detector, make a hole in your abdomen, insert the americium into the hole, and glue it up with the elmers glue.

>>1011825
You heard the man, OP

if that smoke detector can run on batteries put some dying ones in it and throw it in someone's (preferably a friend or enemy) roof.
eventually itll start going off and they wont find it for ages.