"Show me what you got."
>>6888248
shoulda been 8
>>6888475
That's not kinky. That's just cruel.
>>6888104
This is why you don't date sluts.
>>6888104
This reminds me of thisNigga
>>6888534
You apparently don't know the horror that was ME.
>>6888770
Don't remind us of that evil
>>6888248
I read that in moss's voice
>>6889524
Who is moss?
>>6889596
just watch IT crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PssaxlXZuM
Do the invisible people go to Claude Raines University?
>>6888104
in a row?
vagina fish demon.
>>6888072
http://exhentai.org/g/902610/5fb97f073f/
>>6889920
Why is this so funny
>>6889727
What frogposter jap made this?
>>6889730
Bao plz no
>>6890046
Pretty sure that's fatalpulse.
>>6887830
>>6888248
And then downgrades to Mac
>>6891914
what is is this from?
>>6892108
Now that is what I'd call pole jump
>>6891914
Sauce?
>>6892651
>cumin
>>6892664
>paprika
>>6889920
well, the new Spore looks weird as fuck.
>>6888798
At first I was confused since it seemed normal. Then I laughed. Why is there not always a humor thread on /d/?
>>6888002
>Shining Dragon
>My Sides!
This whole thread deserves this reaction:
>>6888143
cannon sensai, muh nigga
>>6894022
I came here to laugh, not to sadden.
There's probably a more up to date version
>>6889524
of course you did. It's automatic.
>>6892650
I kek'd so hard
>>6888143
This is legit my fetish
>>6887830
Source?
>>6888104
>10.42 miles of cock
>>6894295
>>6894296
>>6892751
>>6894295
>>6894296
>>6894297
Is there more of these?
>>6888104
According to 10.42 miles guy. this sut has had 454.375 miles of cock in her.
that's one for the wrecking yard.
>>6892651
Sauce?
>>6888248
I don't understand. I have no issues with 10
>>6894590
Try searching GreenTeaNeko
>>6894790
Some people do.
Get it now?
>>6887830
>>6889727
is this really funny to some people? I find it kind of depressing as shit, and I can see why some people thinking it's hot, but beyond erotic and depressing I can't think of many applications of humor for it. maybe if it was done funny, but they basically doped her up on a bunch of hard drugs and asked her to make moral decisions.
>>6891914
>that will never be you
>>6894057
need the source on "so every man has a uterus" badly
>>6894956
It's that the lines are stupid and funny
Winning at mahjong? Come on
But hey that shit would be horrifying in real life
>>6895003
the lines are stupid i guess, but to me they lose their funny value as soon as it becomes plausible that a real person could be made to say them. they systematically broke them, and while there's a small bit of porn logic, using drugs to enslave and make someone dependent on you so you can whore them (for fun instead of money in this case) is something that works very well on people.
>>6888248
I read that in his voice
>>6888616
The 10.42 miles thing kinda disregards the amount of individuals she had inside her though?
I mean, the calculation includes the number of thrusts per sex session, the amount of sessions per week, the dick length, and the amount of weeks of sexual activity.
You could just take a 30 year old woman, say she's been with the same man for 12 years, and make come to the conclusion that she had about 41 miles of dick inside her. (assuming 3 sessions a week, 100 thrusts per session, 7 inches in, 7 inches out, and 52 * 12 weeks).
I mean, the number just doesnt mean she's a slut because it disregards the amount of actual partners she had.
I think the statement "she had over 200 dicks" is entirely enough to expose her as a worthless slut. the milage of dick just makes no sense.
>>6895020
>loses funny value because of plausibility
It's a fictional context. It doesn't matter if it's plausible or not because it didn't happen to that person, because that person does not exist.
The implied punchline is in the absurdly specific circumstances. It's: "I literally could've written this scene any other way, but I just REALLY REALLY believe mahjong is a MAN's sport."
Right?
It's a stupid thing to say!
It's funny to hear!
What about the fictional circumstance being plausible detracts from it being funny?
I know lots of people who'd say stuff like that in real life. Still a funny gag.
I THINK,
The part that is unfunny to you is the context itself, and not the plausibility. Because, bro it is horrifying for that shit to happen in real life. I understand how that would transform the gag into something less funny than it was intended to be.
But consider this:
>be you
>be jerking it
>really getting into it
>"Mahjong is a MAN's sport, bitch!"
Wouldn't you have to pause and ask yourself what the fuck that was?
Wouldn't that be a /d/ humor moment?
>Suck my dick! That'll teach you to play muhsport.
>>6894057
Where the
>yout nipples are crunchy
From
>>6895038
the thing is it can remind people of real situations that aren't funny
>>6895056
>the thing is
No, that is not the thing.
>situations that aren't funny
^This is the main point. The only point. Not the plausibility.^
The plausibility argument is the same argument that fuels the thinking that "your mom" jokes stop being funny after something bad happens to your mom -which is a thing, by the way.
Imagine getting chastised for making a yo momma joke NOT because it was unfunny, but because "Hey man. Billy's mom just died a year ago. That's not funny."
^That shit happens now.^
The point is, "Haha your mom died" is not funny because it's just not funny.
The humor isn't lacking because mothers actually die. It just isn't funny.
By saying plausibility negates humor, you're wiping out maybe 60% of all comedy and putting 90% of all comedians out of business.
It doesn't matter if it can happen in real life. What matters is whether or not it's actually funny.
>>6894091
>remember me
>as one who was there
>for once she was a true love of mine.
>>6895147
I AM AN ANGRY FUCKING PERSON
>>6895147
>>6889908
Underrated post
>>6888104
Any alpha is instantly like
>challenge accepted
>>6889920
I swear, /d/ is the only place I save anything from anymore
>>6888104
Sauce on this?
>>6889723
DO NOT TWEET @POTUS FIST ME DADDY
>>6888104
>Twenty thousand guys cumming to her.
>Six years
26172/(6*365)=11.95
Assuming a normal guy can cum like 3 times in a session before exhausting his balls, this means she had sex with at least 4 guys every single day of her life for the past 6 years.
>>6895626
Gotta have dat willpower
Or like, maybe dudes were lining up to rail her and she was all like, sure.
Or maybe she goes to a lot of parties.
Once a month she starts a gangbang at a party and serves 30 guys
>>6895626
>Assuming a normal guy can cum like 3 times in a session before exhausting his balls
That ain't normal. A normal guy can cum one time in a session, then needs to take a break before being able to get it up again. Anything over that indicates the guy is a hypersexual.
>>6895645
>That ain't normal
lemme guess
you probably think average penis size is 5 inches too
>>6895649
I'd hope not, or I'm packing a whopper. Most ladies aren't size queens.
But no, there's a reason why sex stories by guys end at the orgasm, and sex stories by gals talk about an orgasm like it's foreplay.
>>6889723
fucking lost
>>6894935
Source?
>>6895645
doesn;t the penis stay hard after cumming? seems like you could just keep going even if you couldn't cum again. that's why I never understood "you came too early." they could just keep thrusting anyway.
>>6895943
hehhehehehheehehheeeeh
>>6894024
I've read this and the ending is adorable
>>6894592
Donald Trump, is that you?
>>6896542
Well done
>>6896113
It gets soft pretty quickly after cumming like 95% of the time. If you're a dude and don't know that I don't know what the fuck is going on
>tfw you end up being a dickgirl
what the hell life why me
>>6895645
Not entirely true. Like most things, It's on a person by person basis, and even then it can be on a day by day basis. I've been one and done on some nights, and I've had multiple orgasms on others. I've heard a guy on here say he has a 5 second refractory period. It's not so black and white, these things.
>>6896857
are those real?
>>6895433
Is-is that a plumbus???
>>6896857
I believe that replacing any dialogue, written or voiced, with an Australian accent will instantly make it better.
>>6894297
>handphones
>>6897001
Yep
>>6897001
they're not official in any way, but yes, someone translated an entire step-cest manga into Australian English
>>6897736
pfft - why are you dealing with that old tech?
Waiting for someone to post the unsauceable rapist game one, because I found the sauce.
>>6889727
I love Victim Girls, but I'd love even more if Fatalpulse made something a bit more vanilla every once in a while.
>>6888104
Read this one, he ends up putting it in pooper to be first in something.
>>6894590
it's all a dick tease, but it's greenteaneko
>>6888002
What is this even from?
>>6894790
Enjoy microsoft spyware
>>6894057
Here, have some more dialogue
![MT0_15_p13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A3e9eVt.jpg "MT0_15_p13[1].jpg")
>>6898437
Kill me
>>6892751
"SHES GOT NO TITS CORY"
>>6896760
Statistics are meaningless to the individual, but statistically speaking most guys are done after the first. Not for lack of effort, more because the brain likes to dump sedatives in them.
That said, I dunno about other guys but if I can manage to stay aroused after the first orgasm I can stay hard for as long as three hours. Cumming again at that point takes a lot of work, though.
>>6896445
name?
>>6898907
Milk Party
Enjoy:
http://readhentaimanga.com/milk-party-english/1/1/
>>6897719
Seems more British, Australians dont use me in that context
>>6896857
Spent a good amount of time trying to compress this to <4mb, only to realize that /d/ doesn't accept mp4/WebM. Welp, here's a Google Drive link. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5BYRP_sWmzZV0EtVE5KRGhQMTg
>>6899089
I didn't realise bale was a smoker.
>>6898447
>>6895397
filename.kek
>>6897917
What about the cripple one? Besides her being in a wheelchair, it's pure vanilla.
>>6894648
heh
>filename
>>6894648
>that's dreamy and creamy
>I want to smear that all over me
>that's a homerun, buddy
Those three just kill me
>>6894956
>complains something isn't funny
>doesn't contribute anything funny
>>6896857
saucy sause
https://hitomi.la/reader/743731.html#1-
i swear this shit is my new go to
>>6898952
I read it in a deep south redneck accent. Think Tom Sawyer
>>6892651
Shit, I remember this What was it called again?
>>6903593
American style season 2, 5th page holds the panel shown.
http://readhentaimanga.com/american-style-season2-english/1/5/
>>6903795
thank you senpai
>>6895943
>Loo and tub drains to the same pipe
This violates so many building codes I don't know where to start but the fact remains that i wouldn't bathe there ever tentacles or not
>>6903947
While you are probably right that they use different piping, it does end up all in one sewer, gray water is a huge waste. a conciet of our first world wasteful attitude.
>>6894956
I saw it as satire. Girls in hentai often believe they deserved rape for the most stupid things.
>>6904161
It's waste water for a reason. Its all undrinkable and unusable for cleaning.
>>6897889
sauce?
>>6888156
Suck a fucking cute story. Never even fapped to it and it's one of the few h-mangas I've saved.
>>6892370
>Now that is what I'd call pole vault
ftfy
>>6894084
>>6889908
ayyyy
>>6890198
>My lungs
>>6888534
>Vista
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
>>6888156
What's it called?
>>6898105
What's the source? Google Images, SauceNao, and TinEye all turn up nothing except this thread.
>>6906825
Now for my favourite song
>>6894926
Why hasn't that been posted on /pol/?
>>6906988
Damn, I read that in their voices and everything.
Also gettin musical in this bitch
>>6887830
>D humor
>not Come/d/y
One job anon, one job.
>>6906965
Source?
>>6904194
You could still flush the toilet with it.
>>6887830
Anyone got that Australian Retranslation of the gender swap doujin ?
>>6894590
>>6892751
SUCK IT
>>6907325
It probably has.
Does anyone have the one where some guy fucks up a post in /k/ because his girlfriend's testicles are in a jar in the background?
>>6904483
>remember my first banana
>>6887830
Found this gem the other day
>>6897851
...okay, I'll bite. Where's this from?
>>6907939
Sauce?
>>6904871
What was the name of this comic again?
>>6907634
I dun get it
>>6908267
kfc chicken wings. Think about it.
>>6908334
I love you
>>6908334
nice
>>6894057
"I'll take your virginity, Mom"
Every time
>>6909212
Charge your phone.
Be worthy /d/generates and post some good stuff tohide this.
>>6909596
>>6909597
>>6909599
we need more come/d/y threads this is all just fucking golden
on the topic of /d/ versions of disney songs i think i have a Mulan "Make a Man" parody lying around somewhere
>>6891914
somebody posted this on /h/ awhile ago and everyone on the thread was disgusted, fucking wimps
>>6894978
戦国アルセノテリス。
by rebis
>>6888104
>Slutty girls are my fetish.
>>6888104
OP, source is actually needed
>>6888156
Coincidence?
>>6892108
Does anyone have the screencap to go along with this?
>>6909615
What, you think the nuclear fallout WASN'T responsible for accelerating Japan's crazy levels?
