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Post those flaccid, worn out ass-holes fellas!
Your own IRL backdoor shenanigans are welcome too.
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Is Male okay?
Also, you could stand to post acouple more pics youself, OP.
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Kami Tora
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This one's an old favorite. Anyone happen to know the artist?
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Oreteki18kin, I believe is the name of this artist.
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Again, artist anyone?
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This little sequence is by ModeSeven, not one for subtlety.
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Finish up with some EcchiGraffiti.
He's less, gape and more half of your insides on the outside hyper prolapse. I dig it...
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Self fisting is best fisting
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>>6838519
As someone who can do it, I assure you that it isn't.
It looks pretty hot though.
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I haven't been able to reach my max on my last 3 sessions. Why am I becoming tighter than before? :S
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Okay so. I'm living the dream and have a futa gf with a 9 inch cock that's wide as hell. Here's the issue, her trap boyfriend (me) is tiny as hell (5'4") and is uselessly tight. I want her inside me but it's physically impossible right now. Any advice?
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>>6838707
Buy a big tapered buttplug, sit and stretch on it.
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>>6838707
Buy some smaller dildos and plugs, get comfortable with them and work your way up. Or do lots of fingering beforehand and go really slow, whatever works for you. Anal isn't magic, it's just practice and patience.
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>>6838710
That's what she gave me for now. I can get halfway down. After that it's kinda painful amd I really want it in me but it will refuse to even go near the big bump. My next luck is when I'm really really stoned so fast but I still haven't had a full insertion with a plug yet.
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>>6838714
How big is this plug? And how wide is her dick?
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>>6838714
If you can go halfway down, then there's still a lot left before you can take it to the bump. Remember that your ass has to stretch 3times more than the diameter. Going from a 2" diameter toy to a 3" diameter toy needs your ass to stretch from 6,28" to 9,42".
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>>6838720
Never measured either. Eyeballing would guess toy is about 2 at its widest amd she's 1.5. Inches diameter. Probably off by a half inch.
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>>6838726
I'd suggest you get yourself a smaller toy at maybe 1.25" diameter or so to start off with - in my experience nothing is more frustrating than trying to get a plug inside you that is way too big.
I'd also recommend trying out different positions and getting as relaxed as possible beforehand. Deep breaths. Take your time - the more you try to rush things, the more you're going to tense up and make it harder.

Also, with practice you'll learn how to relax more and more quickly, so you can always look forward to that. Starting out with anal can be frustrating, but it gets a lot easier with time and it's definitely worth the effort.
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>>6838726
It sounds like you never attempted anal play before.
You should start off small like everyone was already preaching and then move onto larger ones. I for myself already made huge progress within one week (well it feels like huge progress for me), even though i had no time to practice anal (again) whatsoever, i think i had like a 1+ year break from it and had to start over.

>width
>4cm
>5cm
>7cm
the jump to 7cm was massive and only possible with lots of patience, lube and relaxation, i even went to the doc for a check up, because i was worried i mightve overdone it, sphincter was fine though and i had no other issues nor pain.
This is no race though, hell there are even days where you attempt it but it just isnt the day for your butt being stuffed.
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Thanks for being so supportive in my slutty adventures +_+
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Just 3 more days to salary. The question is what to buy. Looking for something to help me to reach 9cm diameter. Considering the Crackstuffers goose-plug xl.
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>>6838600
Wait... How do those panties even work!?
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>>6839032
https://wilsonandcooper.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/kgrhqyoko8e6r0rmm0wboocvk6tsw60_35.jpg

like this, only bigger because MOAR ASS
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>>6838707
>thumb.jpg
nigga plz
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>>6838429
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>>6838824
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you might want to try non-water based lubes like coconut oil or a powerful water-based lube like j-lube. KY and astroglide are crap and too harsh for some people. things dry out so a mist or spray bottle with water is great for water-based lubes. get a silicone toy that stretches to 4 inches wide fairly evenly, like bad-dragon's winston's tail XL. its a completely even taper and about a foot long so it also opens you up for depth (more than 8 inches) which requires access to the sigmoid colon, which is kinda an advanced technique and totally unrelated to taking girth. taking girth plus sigmoid length at the same time can also be difficult for some people, so for right now you want a dildo with a completely gradual taper into width, not something with a bulge/knot like more butt plugs. squarepeg and bad dragon are great for working up to a stretch butt. you can also try poppers, flexeril, alcohol, and/or cannabis (edibles especially) as they're all muscle relaxers of various ways. sadly some poppers are isopropyl nitrite and not isobutyl nitrite or amyl/pentyl nitrite and isopropyl is more likely to give side effects like headaches (some people can't handle poppers, but they dilate the anus. any nitrate and in theory viagra on its own would as its a vasodilator to the genital region.

you might want to consider a chastity cage as i've found the penis to be distracting when i'm trying to focus on anal stretching and anal orgasms. good thing about anal orgasms as there is no refractory period. if i cum to touching my penis i immediately have no interest in sex for at least five minutes, thats due to the prolactin being released from orgasm and prolactin works opposite of dopamine (which makes people horny as fuck, thats why booze/ganja/meth can make people horny)
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>>6839411
Be careful with poppers.
They'll relax your ass muscles and make you super horny, but you still need to manually stretch out blood vessels and skin. Also they're pretty bad for playing more than 1 hour, since they'll irritate the shit out of your lungs and give you a bad headache.
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>>6838566
Yeah I know. It's a big turn on when doing it in front of a mirror.
I own a Belladonnas Bitch Fist for my "self fisting" without the back pain.
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What are some good substitutes for lube?
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>>6839887
Courage
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>>6839887
if you happen to be into super foods. coconut oil ive heard is pretty decent. I know some people use Baby oil but ive never brought myself to try it.

Personally, Id say just buck up and buy some lube. its honestly not that expensive or really at all embarrassing to buy which seems to be the biggest reason why most people don't buy it. furthermore, id much rather stick something designed for the activity inside me than something i dont know of.
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>>6839887
vegetable shortening works great. creamy and slick, stays solid on your toys but also melts with body heat so coats your rectum up nicely.
Avoid anything petroleum-based like Vaseline. That stuff strips away mucus and leaves you feeling raw.
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>>6839411
Trap anon again. I used cocoa butter with oil based lotion in the past from publix using a tapering toy like you're suggesting. So it looks like I'm going down the right path already. I have coconut oil too now so it looks like I should just keep practicing and getting stoned as fuck with confidence.
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>>6839922
can confirm. using vaseline-like oils quite a bit, it's really not slick enough
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>>6838272
> Your own IRL backdoor shenanigans are welcome too.

I just did the laundry with an ice cream scoop in my pooper. I think that counts as shenanigans.
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>>6843001
You really should get some anal toys. I used to use improvised stuff too, but once I turned 18 and started visiting adult shops the real fun started.
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Should I get an anal dilator set?

Or just go straight to buying a fuck machine?
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>SUPER into butt stuff
>really want to try it out
>family history of haemorrhoids, recently started having the bastards

life sucks
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>>6843113

You shouldn't dive in too deep too quickly, but If you ask me those progressing buttplug sets aren't really that necessary. You'll quickly outgrow the smallest ones, if you even need them at all, and soon be wanting bigger toys.

I'd go for a smaller toy that has other uses like vibration so it won't become pointless, a medium toy to work towards and for the brunt of play, and something like a fairly medium-large butt plug to stretch and have as a goal.
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>>6843947
Get a toy that's long (can go in 8+ inches) so in a few years when you're using wider toys, you'll still have something to get lubed up with.
I still use my old Colt Pounder I bought 8 years ago
http://www.loverslair.com/p-37611-colt-pounder-95in-ivory.aspx
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>>6838272
memes
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>>6844052
Big bumpy ass toys are the best meme
https://boyzdestroyed.com/sex-toy-product/dark-crystal-black-dc23-dildo/
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About to have a week of alone time in my house, so I can finally get to work on this medium David that I've had for a year. The closest (and newest) thing I own which is anywhere near the girth of the knot is a 3" circumference big ol' 8 inch dick that I can take easily after an hour of working up.

That knot is going to be a fearsome goal, but hopefully I can work up to it over a week. I NEED to knot this thing.
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>>6844058
I didn't like that at all. But: http://www.crackstuffers.com/ms03.html on the other hand is pure bliss.
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>>6839887
I've been using Aloe vera for years. I'm no expert but it's worked great for me.
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>>6839238
kek
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>>6844882
Oh wow look at those big-n-chunky ribs on it.
>"Crackstuffers products are made from a vinyl rubber..."
dang
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>>6844681
Oh only knotting a medium David that shouldn't be hard at all. Like if you just take you time and use lube it is easy. I can usually knot my medium nova pretty quickly even after not doing anal for a long time.
I usually lay on my back and push it in till I get to the knot. Then I usually fuck my self for a bit till I stretch out a little more. Then for the knot I sit on it and use my weight to push the rest in.
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>>6845265
Is there something wrong with vinyl rubber?
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>>6845295
I mean it's far from "body safe" and is virtually impossible to fully clean. Silicone is where it's at, but unfortunately few companies produce good (or at least big and toys in silicone and they are often prohibitively expensive, especially for large designs.
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I've gotten into that habit of playing Overwatch while wearing a glass buttplug. I need to find another plug with a comfortable base and a wider neck. My current one is only 1.5 inches wide at the neck so doesn't make me gape as much as I would like.
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>>6845542

whoops sorry thought that was anal from the thumbnail
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>>6838707
wake up.
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So I have to ask; what do anons here do to clean their ass?
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>>6845782
There was a lot on this in the previous anal thread, so I'll try and summarize.

For quick and light play a small enema is best. You should only use enough water and be in a position so that the water doesn't go past your lower colon, "around the bend". This will clean all you're gonna need for light and shallow play, without washing down more poo from your upper bowels.

As for more intensive play what you eat and when is going to really start coming into play. At a minimum skip lunch and maybe breakfast if you plan on doing a lot of anal play that evening, though I would recommend just fasting/going on a non-solid diet for the day before and of play for absolute certainty. I find deep enemas are almost never effective unless you clean from the top down first with laxatives (from my experiences). For laxatives over the counter stuff is fine, epsom salt solution works great, and regular salt water (MUST be NON-iodized) also works well (search for salt water cleanse).
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>mfw almost to a place in life where moving out is a non-retarded choice
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>>6839411
You still around? I'm wondering about which Squarepegs you have and your experience with them. I'm quite experienced. My regular dildo is the large Flint from Bad Dragon. I have almost bought a large Splitter a few times, but I'm hesitant. Never owned a Squarepeg and I wonder how reliable the posted sizes are.
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>>6845859
>For quick and light play a small enema is best. You should only use enough water and be in a position so that the water doesn't go past your lower colon, "around the bend".
Yeah, that's always my biggest problem with anal-play. Being TOO thorough, and getting water into my transverse colon:
http://i.imgur.com/9HAscd5.jpg
Once that happens, you get shit-water slowly leaking into your cleaned out descending colon.
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>>6845879
Uhg I can't wait. Unfortunately I'm coming off a shitty first year at a college I hated, no longer knowing what I want to do, and am extremely depressed. I'm gonna try and get that sorted this summer and likely take the year off to figure shit out and work. Maybe by next year I'll be able to move out.
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>>6845654
God Damn it you scared the shit out of me with that
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>Just found out my American Bombshell anal toys aren't made from silicone; they're made with PVC.
>PVC is incompatible with oil based lube.
>been using oil lube for years now.
FUCK. I was wondering why their surface has gone a big rough over time. I thought the material was just getting a bit weird with age.
Goddamn it. At least now I can start using silicone lube. I was avoiding it since I thought THAT would degrade my toys.
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>>6845886
square peg sizes are accurate. unlike bad dragon i've noticed that they don't have sales, like, ever. a large flint is serious firepower. square peg is especially good for depth play (see their worm and slink) but also good for girth as well as some unique textures. they have one called the big devil that is amazing
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>>6845893
I only wish you the best anon.
May your rectum forever be filled.
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>>6845859
Thanks for the info m8.
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Can you guys help me out?

Looking to get 3-4 progressively sized dildos from Amazon Canada

Having a hard time with the minimal dimensions listed

I've used that raging hard-on 9" really skinny one before and a few small but t plugs (that doc Johnson trio)
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>>6839906
Can confirm that coconut oil is legit as lube. It turns to liquid almost immediately on contact with skin (or is just liquid if your home is really warm, I think it melts around 75 F). Stays slick forever, and smells way better than a ton of the commercial lubes. Plus you can buy it in big tubs at any store for cheap. It's also antimicrobial/viral/bacterial/fungal and whatnot. Shit is legit as fuck.
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>purchased an 5,5 X 2,63 Inch plug

you guys had something similar, dont know if its fun, but the comments say it is, really looking for something that fills me up

prostate massagers and plugs hurt me and are really uncomfortable, which is kinda sad
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.>>6846426
Rule #1 of anal is that nothing should ever hurt - if it does, you're going too quickly you risk damaging yourself. Of course, there's always going to be some minor discomfort once you go bigger, but things outright hurting is never a good sign. It's not a race, so there's not need to rush it and ruin your own fun.

TL;DR: You wouldn't have a good time running a marathon without prior training. Same goes for buttstuff.
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>>6838418
akaume
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Well just bought a XL Nova from Bad Dragon. They posted a shit load of flops today. It's going to be my biggest toy by far as my current one is a large flint, and that shit ain't small. It'll probably take me a long time to knot it but I wanted something like a lot of texture.
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>>6846186

Dood so maybe I have the wrong coconut oil or something cause when I've tried to use it as lube it's not very slick at all.

Maybe I've been spoiled by J-Lube though. That shit is fucking insanely slippery if you mix it thicker.
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>>6845295
Not that other guy, but my ass will only tolerate Silicone toys. Cheaper stuff like rubber/nylon/"jelly" makes my insides burn like a motherfucker, which unfortunately keeps me from being able to enjoy a huge swathe of interesting adult toys.
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>>6845893
A couple pro-tips about moving out (moved out 2 years ago):

Get 2 jobs if you can't find permanent full-time work and constantly be searching for full-time work
If you lose job A you should be able to manage off job B and your savings for a couple months while you rectify your situation

Make a budget that adds at least a hundred into your savings each month (even if it means almost no fun-bucks)

Get a roomate you can tolerate living with

For an apartment, try to get a short lease, second story, actual parking and at least one utility included
All of those things are a jackpot if you can get them within your budget but always prioritize the cost of rent above all else

Best of luck to you. The hardest part of living alone (if it's not the loneliness) is getting work. Restaurant places are really valuable jobs if you can get left-overs home, thus cutting down on grocery costs, but don't expect great hours or pay. Retail is a bit of a shit show but the hours are usually good and you can almost always get left-over cardboard from the stock room if they allow it (you'd be amazed how useful cardboard can be if you're creative enough).

Since I just posted like I'm on /adv/ I'll dump a few pics
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>>6846811
Oh, as a final note; fuck cars
Get an apartment in a commercial area (lots of ground-businesses have apartment above them
It will maximize your chance of getting a job within walking or biking distance so you don't have to worry about cost of car insurance, maintenance or tickets
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Like >>6846815 said - fuck cars. If you absolutely must have one, buy used. Get someone who knows cars to inspect it and slip them a 20, or take it to a mechanic before you sign anything. I've found that Honda Accords last for-fucking-ever. I had a 98 that ran well until I sold it at 240,000 miles.

Here's another Kami-Tora to contribute
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I purchased a Rocks Off Big Boy, as an intermediate toy for prostate massage. I underestimated it. It's a lot bigger than I expected, almost to the point where the curve makes it too big to fit comfortably. Does this get easier with time? It's not even about the girth, it just juts forward a lot.
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>>6846758
Fuuuck there are some nice toys there. I've got $200 sitting on a burner debit card from a few months back when I almost bought a Rex, but now I could get an XL with cumtube for just $120! Shame they're only in a boring skin color, but oh well, I think I'm gonna do it. I might even splurge a little and spend the rest of that money on a large flared Chance since there's some amazing colors!
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>>6846763
j-lube is the best. Fucking love that stuff.
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>>6846989
>>6846763
Anyone know any ways of making j-lube keep in liquid form? Some sort of food preservative for home made stuff or something?
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I wish I had money to drop on toys ;_; I live paycheck to paycheck and i have to improvise on my toys
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Is pure prostate orgasm / multiple male orgasms a meme? I've been trying for months now with different toys (fingers, aneros helix, nexus revo) some sessions lasting 2+ hours without touching the dick and still haven't managed anything remotely close to either orgasm or feeling waves or whatever "big-O" the aneros wiki describes. I just finish off normally in the end and it's just a stronger orgasm.
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>>6847065
I don't know since I can't do any butt stuff until I find a way to deal with my own ass issues, but i've seen many, far less plausible sex theories out there that turned out factual. I usually think of these as 'innocent until proven meme/false/placebo'.

It's no big deal if something turns out to be false - nobody gets hurt by it, many find pleasure from it, so no problems arise if the theory behind doesn't hold water for a majority. Just so long as you're not actively hurting your body, of course.

I have experienced (and can vouch for the existence of) orgasm with no *physical* stimulus before, so at the very least, if you want to be skeptical about the assgasm, you can think of anal orgasm as an extension of that - the act of doing something you find inherently arousing, the anticipation of orgasm, combine together to push you towards climax. Getting over the peak of orgasm is pretty hard without touching, so it's not inconceivable that prostate massage would be stimulating enough to get someone over the edge, kinda like how - in the heat of the moment - lightly running your fingertips around the inner thighs and hips can heighten arousal to the point where people just pop.

oops. Am rambling now, sorry, carry on with thread.
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>>6847065
Prostate toys didnt work for me either. I tried from small to big, they simply didnt do what i expected them to do, they were hella expensive too, tried to stay horny while so and it just didnt go off.

But riding some thick 30$ dildo up and down gave me an orgasm several times to a point i had to wipe the floor because i kept releasing liquid, yes men squirt too. Its not your usual orgasm with your dick and you could actually go on forever but i usually get exhausted after cumming too much with my ass.
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What do you guys think about: https://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/probus-baby/ ? Very expensive, would probably end up at $500 or something here in Sweden.
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>>6838794
was that an awkward doctor visit?
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>>6846995
http://anus.org/SEX/jlube.html
For preservatives, I use paraben - it's commonly used in all kinds of cosmetics and pharmaceutical products. I add about 20 drops for every 200ml finished lube, now I can store my J-lube pretty much indefinitely at room temperature. Well, not indefinitely, but I always used it all up before there were any signs of it going bad.
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>>6847256

Just buy dildos of variable sizes.. that's what I have been doing, and managed to plug in a 17" lately. It took me time, tho.

You will also get more fun ! I recommend the Basix line of Rubber works. the stuff is amazing, no smell, durable, flexible but stiff enough.. mmm
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Do women even enjoy anal?
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>>6847389
yes they do
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>>6847389
Yeah

If you have a gf into that get a couple small plugs and a decent vibrator
She'll do anal after some plug teasing
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>>6847294
I have a collection of dildos of "variable" sizes. From 4cm diameter to over 8cm. But that dildo looks like a fun "project".
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Later today I'm going to try that salt cleaning method that was brought up in the last thread and start playing.

Want to try and down some of my larger toys today.
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>>6847874
Let me know how that works out for you, I've been curious myself. Tired of spending what feels like hours on the toilet pushing water in and out.
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>>6847874
>>6848247
I'm gonna do a cleansing too in a couple days. Finally getting back in deep and wide into my is will be great, but I also feel like it could do my digestive tract a favor. I've been feeling bloated and gassy for a solid month and seem to flip-flop between constipation and loose poops, hopefully this can help reset things. I also plan on dieting and exercising this summer to try and get my trap bod on (or at least expand my booty).
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>>6847874
What was this?
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>>6848313
Search for salt water cleanse. You basically drink a bunch of (NON-IODIZED) salt water. Since it contains the same concentrations of salts as your body the water will not be absorbed and it will basically pass straight through you and act as a laxative.
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>using every fiber of my being not to buy toys
I get toys shipped to my old job. The owner is chill and doesn't speak enough english to question it. I may buy some cheap chink shit next paycheck.

https://gyazo.com/a95900d26bbdab9028906a70f2d93a8e.png

I would definitely buy this if it wasn't hollow or chinese
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>>6848740
please don't tell me that it's hollow
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>>6848740
I have three glass plugs from China and I love them all. Of course, they're all massive and not hollow. Please don't ever put any hollow glass items in your ass, guys (or anywhere else in your body) - remember 1 man 1 jar?
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>>6848752
>>6848808
>its almost as if I suggested I was going to buy it
Haul for this paycheck
https://gyazo.com/67be1d01bf09dca4d19c204104ae27e1.png


Any other recent buys?
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>>6848295
> try and get my trap bod on (or at least expand my booty).
they got hormones that do that, yanno
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Best set of five dildos to stretch from 1.5" upwards?
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>>6848893
Boy do I know... I've contemplated using some of the herbal ones like Saw Palmetto and spearmint tea, but I think for now, at least until I'm living on my own, I'm just gonna stick to diet and exercise and see where that can get me
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>>6848329
>>6847874

So, is it just the one 32 oz of warm water with 2 tsp of salt, or do you do that more than once spread out through the day?
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>>6849273
That looks good. If you haven't been eating very much solids before then one round should be fine, but if you find that one round followed by deep enemas doesn't seem to be getting things clean then a second cleanse might be in order. Be sure to drink plenty of water since all this will quickly dehydrate you if you're not careful!
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>>6849181
Herbal stuff doesn't really actually do anything. Estradiol and Spironolactone, however...
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I just ordered one of these:
https://www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/the-enormass-ribbed-plus-with-suction-base_10847.html
3 Inches diameter with nice big ribs down the side. And a suction cup so I can stick it onto my bathrooms wall and ride it.
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>>6846763
You definitely have the wrong coconut oil. That stuff stays slick for ages. And it conditions your hair!
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>>6850300

Man I wish I could use PVC toys. They're really rough on my insides. It's pretty much only silicone or glass for me which makes things a lot more expensive.
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>>6849383
>>6848893
>>6849181

another anon here, and despite a big reluctance to go for medication stuff... this interests me greatly. Any anons here have the low-down on easily accessed (legal stuff, especially over-the-counter or minimum-questions-asked, bonus if available in Australia) medications which might help with, uhm, thickening up a biologically-male figure (kinda want some butt, thighs, breasts/chest to better fit how I feel inside) with a minimum of severe + common side effects? I'm guessing everything has some downsides but this is worth a little discomfort in my opinion. My current GP is a bit of a traditionalist so I don't want to have him involved at all, but if necessary maybe another doctor can help...
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How and when did you get started?
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>>6843229

same
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>>6850490
Don't do it
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>>6850683
Care to elaborate?
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>>6850602
I think I was about 14. I first started masterbating when I was 11 so I had already been looking at porn for a while. Vaginas never did much for me since I don't have one and I often imagined myself on the receiving end of things. I found a great video of some lesbos using a bunch of anal toys. At some point it clicked in my head "hey I've got an asshole!" so I found a candle and took it with me in my next shower. It was uncomfortable and gross at first, but I did a little research and used some vaseline and my fingers more the next time. I've never been able to do anything with my prostate and don't really like fucking things, so it kinda just became a goal to fit more fingers in whenever I took a shower.

Eventually I found a handle broken off of a garden trowel, it had a great shape and a few ergonomic grip bumps that felt great going in and out. It had a hole going through it for a cord which was a little uncomfortable so I put a balloon on it which made the whole thing smooth and slick when I used vaseline. More homemade toys came along, golf balls, golf balls in a balloon, multiple candles, hairspray bottles, tangerines, oranges, apples... I bought my first dildo and real lube on amazon when I was 15, quickly followed by a butt plug and more toys.

My peak anal play was through high school. By my senior year (with a lot of warming up using a double dildo bent in half, taking both ends or the bent end) I was able to take a Dick Rambone to the balls and the entire chain of the Master Series Black Baller beads (https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B007GDVKKI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1). I haven't had a good anal session in nearly a year due to school, though I did have a little dildo there that I got to use a few times when I had privacy, but nothing big. I'm finally home now so I'm just waiting for a good opportunity to fast a little, flush out, and get back in there!
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>>6850602
Masturbating got boring real quick, i also had internet access when i was pretty young still, so besides grinding runescape i had a way of jerking it to some shitty pixelated porn.

Thus masturbating became boring after all those years, thus making me switch to onaholes when i got older which kind of made up for it but i really hated how i lost all of my interested into jerking it and quickly cleaning the toys only to be horny again 5 minutes later, so i had to find the next extreme which was putting stuff up my butt, at the time i was still living with my parents so ordering toys was pretty impossible, not to mention hiding them, so i had to improvise, at first it was really just minor anal play with me jerking it which made a great orgasm and left me satisfied i didnt really practiced it because, like i said, minor.

Later i got more into butt stuff and big toys because im anal fixated anyway and really got addicted after my first anal orgasm which left me still horny and kept me going until i fell asleep. I think the only thing i really dislike about buttplay is really just how loud my farts get because my butt is always shaved and my hole really fits in big ones.
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Wanted to use my double-ended toy the other week since it had been awhile, took it in the shower with me. Turned out I wasn't as clean as the smaller toy I use for warmup led me to believe, so I stopped and cleaned off the toy with soap and water, but it's been a week and a half and the toy STILL smells disgusting. Its silicone, so I have no idea why it's absorbed odor so strongly. I tried a very mild bleach solution to sanitize it as a last resort, still smells. Prior to that I tried antibacterial soap, both scented and unscented, no luck. That thing was not cheap. Any advice on good toy cleaners or home recipes for cleaning solutions? Did I fuck up by trying to use bleach on silicone? If I ruined a $70 toy I'm gonna be pissed at myself.
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>>6851186
I've never had any real issues with smells before. What company/website is it from? In any case, if you confirm that it is actually silicone and not any type of plastic it should be able to be boiled in water which might help, though the fact that it is holding smells so much makes me think it might not be silicone.
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>>6851186

If it's silicone try boiling it. That usually gets rid of any smells that linger in mine.
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>>6851186
The smell usually wears off if you clean it, mind if you expose it too much to, whatever your "odor" is, it might just hold it for a while.

I think i had the same thing with some lube and a toy, that goddamn thing kept smelling like the old lube i used even though i cleared it with hot water.
Try cleaning it again?
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>>6838707
>trap
>boyfriend

But the definition of a trap is a passable pre op trans, so surely gf would be more appropriate?

Or are you a sissy instead?
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>>6848295
>trap bod

So do you mean actual traps or these sissy flat chested pseudo "traps"
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>>6850602
around 8 years old with a toothbrush handle. Felt god damn amazing sliding it in and swirling it around. Over the next few years I'd try putting anything long and rounded off up my asshole.
Christ I was a filthy motherfucking hornbag as a little kid. I wonder what mum thought of me going thru so much vasoline.
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>>6851305
At this point I just mean slimming up as best I can, and trying to fill out muscle where it matters.
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>>6851742
OP here
It's true
I'm a massive anal faggot and like wearing a pink fishnet bodystocking while working my hole deeper and wider.
Reposting my toys from the last anal stretching thread:
http://i.imgur.com/VqUKP61.jpg
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>>6847389

There's two keys to anal for females:

Deeper penetration is stimulating since the amount of flesh separating the rectum and vagina is extremely slight, so penetration causes vaginal sensation. If you ever have an object inside the hole not occupied by your dick, you can feel it inside of her with your dick.

The second being that there is a muscle that makes a figure-eight around the vagina and anus, thus when the sphincter is stretched, this muscle pulled on the roof of the vagina causing stimulation. This may provide the brunt of the stimulus since the first couple inches of the vagina have the most nerve endings.

Women also say that the feeling of cum in the ass is unique compared to the vagina. The vagina is already wet and provides a "broad" feeling where the semen just provides some additional warmth. Since there is space beyond the penis in the rectum, they can really feel it "splash" into them. Women seem to enjoy that.
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>>6851742
You were just aching to post thst werent u, newfag
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>>6850908
Strange, I've had the opposite effect. Ever since I started regularly doing anal stuff my farts never make a sound anymore since my asshole is so much looser when relaxed.
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>>6846922
Got a short story to go with that one. I think it's pretty hot~
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Is a fuck machine a good way to stretch my ass out?

I find riding dildo tiring and most positions awkward
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last night was one of the best anal sessions ive ever had
>be kind of drunk
>really horny
>pull out my two best dildos
>warm up with the smaller one, lots of lube
>put a cock ring on
>im getting super turned on watching some shemale porn so i decide its time
>big dildo goes in no problem and i start stuffing myself hard
>almost cum from just the anal a few times
>so turned on i start trying to fist myself and then shove both dildos in but they dont both fit
>eventually my dick gets stuck in a semi hard state
>I slip my onahole on my cock and start jerking as im slamming my ass down on this huge dildo
>cum so fucking hard my legs are spasming and i fall onto the dildo all the way

i recently had a girl use one on me for the first time and it was ok. she had trouble blowing me while keeping it in or thrusting with it.
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>>6852492
Ride it until you're in shape enough that it's not tiring~

>>6852223
Same here... they're only loud if there's like, leftover lube.
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Are dragon dildoes a meme?
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>>6853213
They're expensive, but if you like -big- silicone toys with lots of texture they're pretty fucking fun. Some are definitely better than others.
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>>6852492
>Is a fuck machine a good way to stretch my ass out?
In theory it is, but I wouldn't say it is a fair investment for non solo-living fags. Just make sure it has a way to adjust both speed and thrust distance. Otherwise you are wasting your money.
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>>6838707
God damn anon... share some pics of That dream Gf with usa mortals Will ya?
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>have a small vergil, can knot it fairly easily
>2.10 inch knot
>for my next toy I'm thinking http://bad-dragon.com/products/guardian , I'm in love with the design

The thing that scares me more than the 3 inch knot is that when I fully take my vergil, I hit what I think is called the "second wall" or something, and it's suddenly painful and I'm not sure how to get past it...

advice?
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>>6853503
Second sphincter. Get a long, thin dildo and use that to get the body used to penetrating that high. That, and relaxing well.
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>>6851298
Always hated the name sissy. I just like looking cute and I don't bother with gender.
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>>6853584
This so much. I can totally see how people would see crossdressing as something humiliating, but I just enjoy dressing up and looking sexy. In fact, I think I enjoy humiliation less when I'm all dressed up than when I am in boymode.
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>>6846926
Didn't know there were more of those two
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>>6853584
>>6853590
i love you anons for sharing my feel .3.
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IMO large insertions are overrated, just get something thin and textury. That way you never accidentally shit yourself in public. Plus, as fun as stretching is, it's kind of all about the stimulation and the body wracking orgasms.

Try toothbrush handles with a ribbed condom on it, cut off as much of the bristles as you can to avoid scratching.
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>>6853590
>>6853802
>>6853584
Just like how the word slut is being used as a swearword.. while i think someone who enjoys sex as much as they can are quite respectable.
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>>6854069
>Thread of people who find one thing good
>comes in and shills exact opposite
What? Are you speaking to someone? Do you join cuntboy threads like, "You know, futanari is a lot better. That way I have a lot easier way to be a fag."
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>>6854140
Just offering my opinion, salty boy. Just like everyone else
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>>6854069
>>6854241
Thread isn't for you, dude.
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>>6853259
Dao huan, $300 and it's got variable speed, distance, and angle
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>>6853584
I always thought that sissy referred to forced feminisation...
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>all the fun looking stuff is always 1 foot long
>You can only go about 6 inches in before you literally hit a wall
It doesn't even hurt, it's just annoying
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>>6846967
Source?
Can't see a signature and image search isn't giving me shit.
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>>6854522
Learn to work past it! Find a long and flexible double dildo, get lots of lube in deep, and gently push when you hit the wall. Try and point it to the left side of the body, that's the way your colon curves. Be careful when you're starting out, but after a while you'll easily be able to take long toys no problem!

>6854551
Sorry, afraid I don't know myself. I probably just got it from one of these threads!
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>>6850490
best balance of cheap and safe is to find a clinic that'll put you on HRT under informed consent, basically you just get a list of the effects and risks of the drugs and sign off that you understand, lets you skip the gatekeeping from needing a letter from a psychiatrist. This might vary greatly from region to region.

Doing it self-medicated adds some risks of dosing problems, complications (most are blood related, it can increase chance of blood clotting in your veins) and getting HRT meds paid for by insurance using an online pharmacy w/o a scrip is probably difficult to impossible.
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>>6846967
doesn't need to have a color once you manage that five inch thick beast all the way up your butt.
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>>6855743
I prefer dark colors in case there is shit on it, not as likely to get shit stained
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>>6856513
>tfw
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>>6846967
I love that artstyle, any source?
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>>6854557
>>6857111
Sorry, no clue on the source, I likely found it in one of these anal threads!
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>>6857458
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/ttang16
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Aren't you guys worried about permanently damaging your assholes and having to wear diapers for the rest of your life?
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>>6857800
Nah.
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>>6857800
Your more likely to have problems from sitting all day or not eating enough fiber if you don't go so big so quickly it hurts.
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>>6857800
Anti-gay rumor from the 70's meme strikes again.
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>>6854435
It also brings connotations of being a sex object for money, and tends to be treated more like a punishment than a positive.
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>>6858656
How come the only ones ever making these statements are plague-pocked pansies?
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>>6858918
Because heterosexual men tend not to put stuff up their butts, so they don't get defensive about it. It's pretty obvious
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Need a series of dildos to buy to stretch myself out
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>>6857751
Godly
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I've been getting really close to being able to fist myself and thus be able to gape myself properly with that, but I'm never able to get past the knuckles. Is the answer more lube or something else? Sometimes it feels like there's no way I could possibly get it in because of bone structure or something or stuff in the way.
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>>6859730
I have the same problem, I feel like it's just a matter of angle because I can fit thing around the size of my hand.
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>>6859730
>tfw doesn't have hips made to accommodate the head of a fetus
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So what progression of dildos do you use to gape ?
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>>6859730
Pretty sure it's the awkward angle. I can take something about the size of my fist, but for the life of me can't get past my knuckles. I just don't think I'm flexible enough, my back and wrist start to hurt after a minute of trying.
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>>6838429
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3959747
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>>6861964
Thank you, this was far more helpful than the reverse image search.
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>>6859730
>>6861107

Are you trying to reach behind you to fist? If so that's the more awkward way to do it and you have to be pretty flexible.

The easier way is to have your arm in front of you and kind of sit on your fist. At least that's the easiest way I've found to do it.
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I just wanted to fap but all this trans talk makes me sad and kills arousal.
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>>6862360
Try not being a cunt
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I used to really enjoy ass play but nowadays it kind of hurts to put anything all that large in and sometimes it even hurts to defecate. I cant tell if I messed myself up at some point or not.
Do any of you guys have experience with this?
Does it ever get better?
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>>6848828
I may be a bit over my head with this one. I didn't end up buying the cb6000 but I got everything else and oh God is this plug huge. And yes, that endoscope is going in my butt.
>Size with can for scale:
http://i.imgur.com/ONXN8WV.jpg?1
>Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NBIM83K
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>>6863433
What kind of sorcery is this? I tried to replicate it with the program I typically use but I couldn't get anywhere close to this.
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So I just tried >>6824953 an holy shit does it fucking work. I recommend this for >>6838707
Though this is my first batch, I speculated I added too much cause I have those good old fashion chilibutt burns.
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>>6863682
Jesus, i have the same but yours seems much bigger, I think i even ordered from the same shop.
http://imgur.com/PxPRPvw

Like seriously, its so much bigger.
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>>6864383
Yeah m8, I guess I have a new goal. I figure I'll stay at that size once I can get a can-o-cola up there.
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>>6863997
I've had a great time going thru my entire hentai collection, and picking out all the good stuff to run thru that site (120 images so far).
You can also get really small drawings, and run them thru twice (get the output and put it in again), and you'll still get something amazing looking.
For example, I got this:
>>6839397
And turned it into pic related
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Are irl pictures allowed here? I was wondering if some of the people here that are working on stretching their asses could post progress pictures.
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>>6863433
>>6863997
>>6864599
alright, how the hell do you even get the site to work?

All it does when i click convert is open a new tab that loads endlessly

it's been five minutes and nothing, on both firefox and chrome
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Is it just me or does actual insertion give more of a stretch than sitting on a large plug?
I wish that someone would produce stretch-friendly butt plugs in a lot of different sizes. Like 7cm, 7,3cm, 7,6cm, 8cm, 8,3cm 8,6cm, 9cm, 9,3cm, 9,6cm, 10cm girth and so on. That would probably be the best way to get some real progress.
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>>6864669
discussion and 2d pics only pls
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>>6864669
>>6864804

Summer has come
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>>6865017
where elsewhere then?
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>>6865076
im assuming 95% of us are guys, so i guess you could make a thread in /cuteboys/
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I did it /d/!
I finally got my big silver plug all they way in, down to the neck.
http://i.imgur.com/ksaRJMv.jpg
I decided to step up my game over the last month, and have been assplaying 4 days a week. Also taking a big lungful of poppers helped too.
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>>6865684
Congrats, that's very impressive!
Master Series - The Missile next?
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>>6865076
>What is offsite linking?
I'll take typical ways to bypass the rules for $200, Alex.

>>6865684
>taking a big lungful of poppers
No good poppers websites.
Head/sex shops are dead.
I guess I'll get some when I am in LA.
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Ordered https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B012A3SA6K/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 Never thought about glass plugs, so will be interesting to see if I like it. Feels very safe with glass.
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>>6865684
Why the fuck do you use poppers?

Terrible for you
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>>6866222
>80mm
You fucking mad man. Are you the guy who posted a greentext with a 'follow your dreams' image?

>posting vaginal
>RIP
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>>6866390
Will be fun to see how much harder a 8cm glass toy is to take than a 8cm rubber toy. This: http://www.misterb.com/en/play/anal-toys/plugs/710305-dark-crystal-thomas-butt-plug-black is the widest I've been able to take, but the toys is very soft.

It wasn't me who posted the "follow your dreams".
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I came for the anal gapes, but stayed for the advice about butt stuff and apartment budgeting
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>>6863997
It uses neural network stuff. They basically loaded in a bunch of anime and taught the system what the art style should look like. It then up-resses it and sorta redraws things. It works amazingly for just about any anime, hentai, cartoon, etc, but does wonky things with real pictures.
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>>6846758
damn, i love riven's screaming face always makes me diamonds
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I finally decided to shave my legs today and I wish I hadnt waited so long. It feels so amazing to have your legs be that smooth.
Only downside is that it took fucking ages, does anybody know a faster way to do it than using a normal razor?
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>>6864344
That salt rinse thing looks scary. Tinytrap again. Almost got my toy in on Monday because of coconut oil. I want to cover myself in it now.
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>>6846922
trap edition. I just made this and I will never post it again. Get it while you still can.
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>>6866973
I've been looking for a while, and there's not really anything worth the cost, besides epilators

Those are great if you're a bit of a masochist, but if do get one, get a waterproof one so you can do it in the shower. Biggest benefit is that you "might" find less of an issue with razor burn or itchiness, but it's hell uncomfortable if you hate having hairs plucked. Also, it takes a little longer to complete one single pass compared to a razor, but you don't have to do it as often as shaving. Moisturise before and after, or your skin starts drying out which is super annoying. And before you do anything, do some googling about it.

I've seen the small, personal laser hair removal ones in action, and those are hit and miss. They take a long while to show results, and one session with it can last a while. Bloody expensive, too, if you want one that's not utterly shit. But if you win the lotto or something and want to spend a good chunk of the year hair-free, might be worth it for you. YMMV
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What are your plans for this weekend?
I will start today by swallowing whole flax seeds and tomorrow I will only be eating sour milk for lunch and then start flushing my system when I get back from work. I've been wanting to sleep plugged for a long time now, but normally when I play I get over excited and force too big toys inside me so I start bleeding :(
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>>6867034

Thank you based anon, always wanted to see a dick on that kamitora pic.
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>>6867549
>I've been wanting to sleep plugged for a long time now
doesnt work and isnt recommended

>so I start bleeding
waht the fuck
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>>6839887
Aveeno lotion.

I've never even used lube before, this stuff works great
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>>6868824
A tunnel plug will let the gasses pass while plugged.

Have you never had any accidents when forcing big things into your ass?
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>>6846758
I personally think this would have made a better picture if only one penis was being inserted for each.
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>>6850300
I ordered some buttplugs from that site, and the quality of the silicone was horrible, I had to throw them after the third time I realized that the material was doing bad to my body. I also ordered a ballgag, and the taste of the silicone was horrible (but not only that, the material also left my mouth irritated)
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