Would you Rather Thread Hard Edition
The longer it takes me to pick the better your question is.
Protip, if your question boils down to WyR Sub or Dom it's not a good question. Most people already know if they are a sub or a dom.
>>6709026
WyR be permanently cumming or permanently edging
>>6709026
WyR be infested with worms or with tentacles.
The tentacles will not stay confined within clothes. the worms can be hidden but will sometimes fall out. People may figure out they are coming from you
>>6709037
WyR be a public cumslut or buttslut
You are forever locked in chastity and armbinders either way. A cumslut will never get fucked in the ass and a buttslut will never get fucked in the mouth
>>6709026
WyR emit pheromones that make animals try to mate with you or be a furry
>>6709026
WyR have a massive penis with micro balls or massive balls with a micro penis
>>6709026
WyR have tits that constantly leak cum or piss
>>6709026
WyR lay eggs daily from your anus or your genitals.
The eggs will always be just a little too big for the holes they are passing through and take 20 minutes to an hour to pass depending on the quantity that day. As your holes stretch the eggs will get bigger to ensure that it's always a struggle.
>>6709026
WyR be locked up in a fuck machine or by a quad amputee fucktoy.
Either way you're never moving on your own again
>>6709072
pick related
>>6709026
WyR have malformed slaves (saggy tits, inch long nipples, assymetrical tits, bowlegged, etc.) or disgusting unkempt slaves (don't shower, shave, drool a lot, sweat profusely)
bonus for both!
>>6709075
I guess I should make a rule that a question should be posed before your results are posted.
I'd rather have a thread filled with questions than one filled responses.
Also related pictures when able are appreciated
>>6709026
WyR Latex or Plastic?
Latex reduces mobility, reduces sensation, increases desire to be touched. You may turn to bdsm in an attempt to feel something through the suit.
Plastic surgery results in a full bimbo body. Replacing all that tissue with plastic makes you less mobile, less sensitive, and more prone to harassment. You will enjoy rough sex more to compensate the drop in sensitivity. You find it more difficult to do things on your own now with the plastic finger nails, fake eyelashes and artificially required heels
>>6709029
edging
(if i'm still alouded to cum every few weeks or so, maybe getting force-milked until i cry)
>>6709037
wurms, more practicle
>>6709043
cumslut
>>6709048
since the animals only TRY...
>>6709056
micro balls
>>6709057
piss
>>6709072
amputee, machines are so unpersonell
>>6709083
I wouldn't consider inch long nipples to be "malformed" and I dont dislike a bit of sagging
WYR
Have a cock and balls so large it renders you immobile.
Have breasts so large they rend you immobile.
Both of these ignore things that would make them otherwise impossible, like blood flow etc.
>>6709891
Yeah I'm sick
>>6709056
Gotta be in the minority but tanuki genitals are my fetish. I like the idea of a small overly sensitive prick desperately spraying out the massive amount of semen from large backed up balls.
WYR
Steal the breast volume of those you touch or steal their butt volume?
WYR only be able to come via anal stimulation or have a chastity belt whose key is public access but can never end up in your hands.
This is a bit of a weird one, be prepared. You can choose an individual real or fake to be a part of. And you are sentient. For each one all your senses are intact, you may choose for the host be aware or unaware. And being used in ANY manner causes intense pleasure, some more so than others.
WYR
Become someone’s cock and balls. Least pleasurable orgasms, but still feels as good as your current orgasms.
Become someone’s vagina. Medium strength orgasms, except birth which trumps all others 10 fold.
Become someone’s asshole. You are endogenous and the act of being “used” causes the most intense orgasms of 3, with the exception of birth.
WYR be dominated by a chubby tanuki milf,
or have balls the size of watermelons?
>>6709029
Cumming.
>>6709037
Tentacles, for the chance that I can teach them to do my bidding.
>>6709043
Cumslut.
>>6709048
Furry, preferably a wolverine.
>>6709056
Microballs.
>>6709057
Cum, definitely.
>>6709059
From my anus, you monster.
>>6709072
Well, I'm stumped...
>>6709083
Do the malformed slaves adore me for accepting them, and can I choose their exact deformities? If so, bring on the unsettlingly lanky albinos with freaky teeth. If not, I'll force the gross slaves to improve their hygene. They are slaves after all.
>>6709095
Latex.
>>6709891
Cock and balls.
>>6710161
Breast volume.
>>6710207
Chastity belt.
>>6710340
Asshole.
>>6709029
If I'm getting release at least once per month/week - edging. If not - cumming.
>>6709043
Buttslut
>>6709059
Anus , egg laying from dick sounds godawful >>6709072
Fuck machine all day every day. Impersonal is a big plus, along with being completely immobile, no matter how much you beg it won't go faster, kr slower.
>>6709083
Latter, I can always wash them - they clearly don't like that, so it works as a punishment.
>>6710207
Anal and the belt. At once.
>>6710457
Tanuki - other one is just.. Ugh.
Would you rather be female, but have to suffer same fate as ones in St Margaret doujins
Or be male, but suffering fate from fame cat doujins(usually orgasm denial, torture and abuse)?
WYR have a small cock that ejaculates as easily as pulling on a cow's udder for milk or a large cock with phismosis that takes a long time to stroke. In both scenarios you would produce semen at supernatural levels while you will feel the urge to masturbate at all times.
After you choose since spoilers aren't working:
The small cock is incredibly sensitive to the point where even the feeling of it shifting against your underwear is enough to make you precum.
The large cock can never get hard but when it finally jizzes it lasts a long time.
>>6709048
Can I be a pokemon furry?
>>6709095
Plastic all the way.
WyR be turned in to a sentient body suit to be worn by you SO or wear your SO as a sentient body suit. Both parties share control either way.
>>6710161
I didn't realize breasts made noise. I know butts do... I'll still go with breasts.
WYR
Be turned into a Dildo of your choice?
Be turned into a fleshlight of your choice?
In both cases you orgasm from being used, will never break. As to who gets you, you can ether choose someone you know, or roll for it. The last digit on a scale of 0-9 decides who gets you, 9 being your ultimate best partner, 0 being your worst nightmare.
WYR
Have a half inch micro penis, but balls of your size that are erogenous and you cum explosively from them being stroked?
Or a smooth crotch, but breasts that can be as big you want that are erogenous and you cum explosively from them being stroked?
Would you rather
>be slowly, permanently feminized each time you masturbate. Every time you cum from your own work, your hips get a little wider, your thighs get a little thicker, you look a little girlier, your dick shrinks a little shorter, your tits plump up a little, and so on.
or
>only be able to get hard (but can still cum any time) when you're wearing women's panties. You can cut a hole for easy access, but they've gotta be obviously feminine. You can act as alpha as you want, but if you want to fuck someone or masturbate effectively you need to be wearing those panties. If you're not wearing them, your flaccid dick will just gently ache while you're hot and bothered. You also get a free lifetime supply of really cute panties.
Alternatively, you can choose both options if you're feeling especially girly. In that case, wearing different styles of panties will let you influence where the feminization happens on you. If you're dedicated, you can, just maybe, become a futa.
>>6709043
Very hard choice because I love both, I'd go with buttslut.
>>6712238
1st one, assuming that it wont stop after i fully womanized my tits and hips wont stop growing when i masturbate
>>6712267
It's always diminishing returns whenever they get too big, but that's just because as things get bigger, adding the same amount to the size of something adds less of a percentage of additional mass. It's additive, not multiplicative.
You would have to masturbate excessively daily to achieve immobility, but by that time, you'll already be hot enough to have people clambering to either rail you or mash clams with you so I doubt you'll end up masturbating that much.
>>6712238
1st one, I'd probably be fully female in a week and love it.
WyR become a slimegirl or an alarune? you're female either way
>>6712332
Hnnnggh too hard a choice, both top-tier of the things I'd want to become...
Since I can't decide for myself, I'll let you guys decide. Would you rather have a goo-girl pet, or an alraune pet?
I would go for a Goo-Girl Pet.
A "living" Plant would be nice, but Slimes are can change form, so i could have a Slime-Plant
WYR:
>Receive a sex slave, gender your choosing, how is yours for life. They will look like your personal 7/10 and will slowly grow to like you so long as you don't treat them poorly, however they have their own sexual tastes and may not like some of your fetishes, no matter what you do they will never like at least a few of them, and will grow to hate you if you force them to engage in them or cheat on them
>Become a sex slave to a master, gender of your choosing, you may change your gender if you like. It is also permanent, and your master will treat you kindly so long as you don't disobey him or say no. They will some fetishes you find disgusting, but won't pay your objections any mind, and you will inevitably be corrupted into liking them
Alright guy's, I think i figured out some "rules/guidelines" to make these thread's easier rather than a bunch of posts.
Answer just 1 of the questions (hopefully more than just a 2 word answer)
and then make up your own. Try to make it the last question asked. Of course, these are just guidelines i thought would be cool.
>>6712680
Have a sex slave, female, and honestly I'd try to set them free or something. Pretty sure owning a sex slave would cause nothing but extreme harm to my life. But then again, maybe they could help me make some money? Who knows, maybe their into prostitution.
>>6709056
Micro penis, get balls removed
WyR Have whatever someone writes on you be permanent or Have whatever someone writes on you come true but the ink fades after a week. Changes cannot be permanent so things like changing gender for a week can not result in pregnancy etc.
>>6712707
as the OP I really like reading through peoples decisions. However I do want people to post a question themselves preferably before their responses so it's the first thing people see.
>>6712750
fucking picture didn't load D=<
WyR ?
>Be forced into a sex slave, but your owner has the fetish you despise the most (ex. scat)
or
>Having no genitals, but constatly horny. Anal won't work, as your prostate will also be gone
>>6709029
cumming
>>6709037
tentacles
>>6709043
buttslut
>>6709048
emit
>>6709056
micropenis
>>6709057
cum
>>6709059
ass
>>6709072
if I get to decide who's having me, it's amputee
>>6709083
i like armpit smell anyway, so unkempt
>>6709095
latex
>>6710161
either one
>>6710207
chastity
>>6710457
huge balls
>>6710477
large dick
>>6712238
feminized
>>6712680
sex slave for me
>>6712750
are you kidding me, I'd 100% go into whatever someone writes on me becomes true.
"hey, hey, take this marker and write lottery winner, shapeshifter and wish granter. I'll pay you 200$ right now to do it. kay, thanks"
fuuuuuck yes.
WyR be cum on buy guys or pissed on by girls? Simple but I'm in a hurry.
WYR?
>Have an eldritch abomination wife who will gladly do whatever you want, whenever you want, but look freaky as all hell doing it.
or
>A brown elf slave who will reluctantly follow your orders to the best of her ability, but is drop dead gorgeous while doing so.
>>6712238
Feminized.
>>6712332
Alraune.
>>6712499
Goo-girl.
>>6712680
Have a sex slave.
>>6712760
B, at least tight jeans will be more comfortable.
>>6712238
Being slowly feminized. And I'll fap 9999 time in a day to be like I like.
>>6712680
Having the slave.
>>6712332
Slimegirl. I want to be the less physical possible.
>>6712760
No genital
>>6713919
Easily the eldritch.
WYR:
be stuck in a living suit forever, but having it shaped like you want, and your body shaped by him. That does means no sex with anybody, because of the suit blocking it, when you wash yourself it wash the same, and it'll eat or destroy every other habits you wanna wear
-- OR --
A body like you like, living suit get commercialized, but inhabillity to wear any suit ever. That does mean getting easily involved physically with people you like, but they'll have more fun with their favorite suit than you.
>>6712750
That would be a way more interesting WYR if you where unable to refuses to everybody to write on you.
But even in that way, would be into the "comes true", because way to sub and doesn't like to feel dirty.
>>6709072
I'd be an amputee because I know my friends would help me have a somehow decent living, with games and stuff.
>>6710207
Only able to cum via anal, since I'm scared of peoples. And even if I can't cum classicaly, that doesn't means I can't have sex classicaly, so I could still please an eventual girlfriend.
>>6712752
I know theres a story that goes along with this. Sauce?
>>6709072
Quad amputee fucktoy <3. God I'm already a fucktoy.
>>6710207
Only cum from anal <3. What sissy wouldn't want that? Lol
Would you rather
be a lone cuntboy in a world full of nobody other than cute, fluffy yuri-minded girls. You have to work extra hard to overcome your remaining masculinity to get a relationship because you're considered somewhat unattractive, but you do have the requisite vagina. When you get married to a girl finally, your body will change to your ideal form (as long as it's female), but only if you keep this fact a surprise. Don't worry about the human race. Girls willfully magically make babies when they're in love and want it hard enough.
or
live in a world of gruff, well-rounded, yet savage Renniassance Men, who will do everything for their mate, which will be you, the absurdly attractive futanari slut, of which the world contains one for every 15 men. As an added advantage, you can retract your penis at will for aesthetic purposes. Regular women don't exist, but you'll be just as good. Have fun finding the ideal mate in this dog-eat-dog world.
In both scenarios, modern convenience does exist, though it's a little rarer in the second one, where it's maintained by robots and the more docile-minded men. Otherwise, the world is mostly the same to our own.
>>6715263
Google asstr anonympc.
Story is called the magic marker or something. My personal camwhore is best series. Every story involves underage.
Enjoy.
>>6712086
The boobs, by far
>>6712238
Feminized every day of the week BayB
>>6712680
I'd take one just so I could have a friend...
>>6716061
The second one, I want a gruff, well rounded, yet savage renaissance man who will do everything for me :3
WyR, settle down with your best friend and have sex only with them for your whole life or become a cute trap for your whole life but you'll have to take it in the ass because girls won't want you ?
WyR
be forcefed gallons of cum every day
or
be in charge of milking the cocks providing those gallons of cum (by mouth, hands, anus, etc.)
>>6716910
Milking. Gotta work on those forearms, mang.
Would you rather have sex with an extremely unattractive member of the gender that you're most attracted to or an extremely attractive member of the gender that you're least attracted to? I guess if you're bi-/multi-sexual this doesn't really apply.
>>6716956
I'm bi so it doesn't matter, however I have a bit of a thing for unattractive girls, so it would come down to how ugly she was. (Ugly but cute and I'll go for the unattractive one)
Would you rather be turned into a 300+ pound BBW, or be forced to live your life as a crossdressing sissy? (For BBW, no one would know you used to be a guy, or skinny girl if it applies)
>>6716910
I've had enough sex with unattractive members of the sex I am most attracted to.
May as well go all the way to unattractive members of the sex I am least attracted to, or stick to attractive members of the sex I am most attracted to.
WYR...
A: Have a cute little snake maido who literally works for eggs but will only ever love you platonically.
Or...
B: Have a lamia roommate who's lazy as fuck but shares your interests and enjoys casual sex.
>>6719287
Lamia! I kinda like lazy women...to an extent,
>>6709029
Edging would be less embarrassing in public.
>>6709037
Tentacles would be more interesting.
Buttslut
>>6709048
Furries can avoid exposing their fetish while the pheromones would cause problem with my cats.
>>6709056
Massive penis
>>6709057
Cum
>>6709059
If I was a woman I'd do genitals, but as I don't like solids going through my urethra I'll go anus. It'd be just like taking a dump.
>>6709072
Fucking machine sounds more sanitary
>>6709083
Malformed, they may not do good sex but they can still toil for my gain.
>>6709095
Plastic
>>6710161
Butt
>>6710207
Cum via anal
>>6710340
Cock and balls seems like the least disgusting.
>>6710457
tanuki milf domination
>>6710477
Large cock
>>6712081
Dildo
>>6712086
Genital-free but with monster tits.
>>6712238
Slow femenization.
>>6712332
Slime girl
Receive female sex slave. Have regular, but bland sex.
>>6712750
Have the writing be permanent. Get a tattoo that says "rich, powerful, feared, worshiped. Women want me and men want to be me." I am a simple man.
>>6712760
The second one
>>6713919
Brown elf.
>>6713994
The first one, and have an extremely expensive, comfortable and stylish three-piece suit and tie.
>>6716061
Second sounds easier
>>6716910
Second, I can just wear gloves. People have worse jobs.
>>6719287
B
Would you rather...
A: Become the god of manliness. Your roaring voice generates the greatest metal albums to ever grace humanity; your innumerable, enormous dicks can satisfy and impregnate any woman at will; you can begin great wars with only a point of your finger, and win them just as easily; you can tame nature with only a single strike and shape it as you desire; you are like Genghis Khan multiplied by Saxton Hale to the exponential power of Chuck Norris. Everything from door-stopper novels to explosive blockbuster films to memes so dank they melt screens will honor you for eons to come.
B: Have a pet cowgirl, genetically engineered just for you. Four huge breasts completely filled with and leaking milk, never makes a fuss or complains, unlike a normal woman; needs to be doted upon and taken care of like a young child, similar to a normal woman (just joking... maybe;) will let you do almost anything to her, and is always easy to please; has an estrous cycle instead of a menstrual one so you never deal with bleeding; and is very fertile and gives birth to many adorable calf-girls that are popular pets among the wealthy in East Asia who will pay enough for them that you will never have to work again.
>>6719423
A, and I'll use my godly might to tame a cow and shape it into a girl.
>>6719423
B. I get to be a NEET, have a woman to pleasure me, and have all the milk I could ever want.
WyR
>Become the world champion at pussy eating
or
>Have the ability to orgasm though sheer will
>>6712081
Dildo n rollin
>>6719355
Autism: The tl;dr version
Would you rather:
A) Be married to a (slightly) mad scientist who makes you their guinea pig for kink-related experiments (gene-modding that makes scat/piss pleasantly edible, implants that put you on a perpetual, ever-soaring edge when active, drugs that trigger a rapid, week-long faux-pregnancy regardless of gender, etc) that have a habit of going strangely awry, though never nastily or permanently. Your partner's nice and complements your own personality with the caveat of lovingly teasing the hell out of you if they think you're enjoying the kink-of-the-week, you can inspire them to a limited degree to investigate certain avenues of research, and while they're only an observer for tests is totally up for indulging in the more successful results.
Or
B) Be the proprietor of a high-end fetish brothel. Your recruits are the cream of the crop and various enough to cater to a wide variety of real-life kinks, the money flows in like water and you even have an in-house medical team capable of performing cosmetic surgery to cover a few fetishes just beyond realistic reach. Being the boss, you naturally have your pick of anybody in your stable - maybe even find that special someone there someday - and the classiness of the joint means you'll eventually hobnob with people of considerable influence willing to pull a favor or two in lieu of traditional payment.
>>6712760
Genital-free, if I have to suffer I'm not letting some creep get off to it.
>>6716061
Cuntboy in a heartbeat. World sounds a whole lot more comfy and plastic surgery's come a pretty long way, so enough should let things work out in the end.
>>6716956
I guess attractive member of unattractive gender, though I'm curious of if it's attractive in the sense of the mind's eye and thus personal tastes (and maybe even kinks) or attractive in a culturally-standardized sense, like straight dudes having to choose between an old hook-nosed schoolmarm or peak-period Fabio.
WyR be locked in as a futa cowgirl, blinded, limbless and pumped in with semen and milk production, and enhanced sensitivity inducing chemicals and milked of your cream and spooge constantly in some factory like some object of trade, or be in eternal chastity (not castration) while you have to be a cameraman for all the specific fetishes you ever acquired but never be able to oblige in them (doesn't apply if you're into ntr for obvious reasons)?
>>6719963
Have the ability to orgasm through sheer will, definitely. I'd just cum whenever I felt like it, like if I was sad for some reason and needed a boost.
Would you rather have a mentally disabled fucktoy (will never show any emotions or affection), or a physically disabled fucktoy?
>>6710161
Would I be able to redistribute said volume as I see fit?
I could be the Robin Hood of ass, stealing from unfairly endowed bitches, giving to girls who would use their powers for good.
Or I could suck dry a few girls, then sneakily touch an unsuspecting girl and pump her ass up until her jeans split
WYR the blood on her talons be from a handjob, or hand-holding? Either way, her search for affection continues, while yours ends in tragedy...
>>6720419
B.
>>6720491
B.
>>6720419
B. I can live in luxury and have lots of sex with beautiful women.
>>6720491
Be the cameraman. Nofap builds character and I will get to see wonderful things.
>>6720832
Hand-holding is easier to explain
YwR
>Live in a world where catgirls and doggirls are commonplace, accepted, and easily acquired. Of course there are rules (e.g. they have to wear "normal" clothing in public, abuse is very illegal and considered worse than hitting a woman and an animal combined, no crazy surgeries, etc.) Some have been taught basic speech but most express themselves only through gestures and expressions.
>Be an eternal shota in a world of incredibly varied MILFs to suit any taste. As the only male, you'll spend most of your waking hours and sometimes sleep inside a needy women desperate for children. You will be brought all sorts of gifts and meals as payment, and you will never have to worry about anything again.
>Be able to change your sex at will, but only after you have had an orgasm. An orgasm doesn't mean a switch, but allows for the option. The other sex will be utterly unremarkable but by no means unattractive, which may be an improvement or a downgrade.
>>6720878
mother of god don't green text it.
C. time to explore the otherside. wait wait wait, that means i have to orgasm as a woman to get back into being a man. shit.
>>6720963
>i have to orgasm as a woman to get back into being a man
Looks like some quality dildo/vibrator time for you
>>6720878
I think I would go with the middle one. I don't know how furry the catgirls would be and I'm pretty sure I'd be as ugly as a woman as I am a man.
oh right and WyR
live in a simulated/virtual world where it's like the matrix and all fetish's are possible.
Have any fetish you have be possible in the real world.
>>6709029
Edging probably
>>6709037
Worms imagine then wriggling in my balls
>>6709043
buttslut
>>6709048
pheromones, furries are degenerate
>>6709056
small dick, gigantic balls
>>6709057
cum, piss smells gross
>>6709059
eggs from anus, my urethra would not like
>>6709072
fucking machine
>>6709083
at least malformed slaves are clean
>>6710207
chastity, I can already cum via anal, so it's about the same.
>>6710477
large dick
>>6712081
dildo
>>6712086
titties
>>6712238
feminized
>>6712750
definitely become true
>>6716061
futanari slut
>>6719423
god of manliness, duh.
>>6720419
A, scientist who uses me as guinea pig
>>6720878
switch sex on orgasm.
>>6721479
possible regardless, computational systems don't get you STD's
>>6721479
>Have any fetish you have be possible in the real world.
I think your choices are too similar, but I choose the second.
>>6710477
Large cock.
Upon reading the spoiler and realizing it, I will get a custom sounding rod made with a flared tip. It can't fall into the dick, but instead will give it steel-like firmness from the inside out.
WYR
1: Eating habits never reflect appearance, so if you're attractive and thin you always will be unless you have surgery or an accident and the same with being fat or ugly. However, health problems regarding poor diets (diabetes, high cholesterol, heart disease, etc.) and the rewards of healthy eating would still arise. Exercise would still make one stronger and give endurance but would not affect appearance.
2: Live in a world entirely of futas who have both a penis and a vagina. There is still roughly a 50/50 split between masculine and feminine, and one's appearance would not change immediately. One's behavior and habits can however move you on the masculine/feminine scale; hormones can switch somebody in less than a month.
>>6723932
1. like this world.
WYR
1. Your cum is SUPER stinky, as is your uncut cock. Constantly, you ooze thick, disgusting cum. Better use condoms!
2. You're a cute shota; but the problem is the world's women! Each woman of the world has a fat cock, or huge balls. One or the other.
In order not to die, you need to drink ten loads a day from these women. Have fun!
>>6723932
1 so I can say it's just genetics and get away with it
>>6724183
2 can be passed off as a nasty medical condition
YWR
A) Have a thicc cowtits girlfriend that lactates the perfect cup of tea. Nice and warm, with just the right amount of cream and sweetness.
B) Have cum that is more addicting than meth and makes people feel great no matter how they take it. If you're a woman you'll become a futa for this.
>>6724755
A sounds nice while B carries the threat of getting raped.
YWR
1. Have a Death Note for sex. You can put in "Stacy will develop an overbearing urge to induce lactation to very high levels" or "Matt will have an enlargement surgery to 8" next week." You cannot make it so that it would cause significant harm to the affected person(s.)
2. Be extremely ugly, but amazing in bed. Men would have dicks that can change their shape and size to fit any woman, and last as long as they want. Women would be smooth, tight, squishy pussies that practically suck your dick in and make a man cum so hard his eyes will cross.
>>6709891
breasts. that's my fetish.
here is one. would you rather have breasts that started flat, but over the course of a few years, grew to immobile sizes. (breast milk optional)
or an ass that started flat then grew into near immobility (impossible to stand on your own, but short distance waddle is possible. passing through doors is out of the question)
>>6712273
in that case, A.
>>6724183
2. This isn't even a contest. Being a cute submissive shota forced to constantly blow random horny futanari would be my dream come true.
WYR
1. Be in a constant state of unrelenting edging/extreme arousal, only capable of climaxing if the date happens to be the 31st.
2. Live life as an impotent eunuch.
>>6726601
The second is literally my dream.
WYR
1. Become a cute/awesome robot with immortality and interchangable parts.
OR
2. Obtain your dream butler/maid robot that runs on green energy and will tend to all your whims if possible, forever.
>>6727161
You can accomplish your dream pretty easily, anon.
Would you rather live in a world where you can live out your wildest sexual fantasies by day, at the cost of suffering through your deepest sexual nightmares at nigh or live in a world where the flat average is the norm.
>>6728213
You say that, but I think most places wont perform that type of thing on a vagina.
>>6728230
What if my wildest sexual fantasy is not needing to sleep so that I can fuck 24/7? Checkmate atheists.
>>6727161
I've always thought it would be great to be immortal/unaging, but I would also love to never have to make food or get groceries. That's a tough one.
>>6728578
They didn't say "when you sleep", they said "at night" (although they did typo it as "at nigh").
>>6711667
hyuck hyuck
Would you rather have a(n)
1- Penis that functions perfectly fine, but constantly tries to goad/persuade you into getting fucked and will harass all the people you are about to fuck for not making you the sub
or
2- Ass that functions perfectly fine, but can talk and will not shut the fuck up about how you should be plowing some hole right now. Any time you are about to be fucked it will loudly curse and demand that the roles be reversed.
A: Give anyone you touch (or anyone that touches you) an intense orgasm. It can be any sort of bodily contact, not even skin contact. Not even the thickest of clothes would prevent this.
or
B: Become a futa weremilf every night (not with fur or anything, but a your fantasy 8-9/10 milf with a huge cock). You have no control over the transformation, but you have control over yourself, except during full moons. Then you go on a sex spree, screwing everyone you see until the morning. Also, people can find out you are the "weremilf" if they catch you transforming.
I can see how you could kind of work around both, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
>>6725718
2. I would fuck hookers so good they'll do it for free.
>>6726601
2 sounds easier.
>>6727161
1. I finally get to live out my fetish of being the ultimate war machine of rape and destruction and make the world kneel before me. Think ED-209 with massive clusters of writhing tentacles.
>>6728230
live in a world where the flat average is the norm.
>>6728606
2 would be better. I could also eat ultra-fibrous cereal and cheap Mexican food in case it gets too annoying.
>>6728865
A would make me a miracle worker
YwR
A: Piss as much malt liquor as you want, whenever you want, at all times. It's... okay, but it will, however, be warm from the "tap" so you will really want to chill it. You can be a one-man brewery and make a fortune undercutting everybody else or be a hero for prisoners if you ever get arrested. If you're female you have the added option to lactate malt liquor; try not to have kids if you do this.
B: Upset with climate change, Luddites take over the world and make people live at best in conditions similar to Edo Japan and at worst in conditions similar to medieval Europe. However, some technology is not only kept, but rapidly advanced to sci-fi levels. As a consequence, you can "transition" into anything you want from an eternal loli princess to a hulking knight with no pain or wait. Unfortunately others have decided to become dragons, werewolves, vampires, and other such nasties.
>>6728957
A would improve my life.
Would you rather:
-Gain the ability to stun other by staring intently into their eyes for a moment (they are still conscious, but lethargic and suggestible, as if roofied; their memory may be fuzzy once they return to normal; lasts 1.5 hours)
-Gain the ability to completely freeze time for a duration of 30 minutes a day (objects and people are "stuck" in place, but can be "unstuck" by applying enough force to overcome the "timestopped inertia"; imagine it like a rusty joint that, once turned an initial time, is easy to turn again)
What would you do with your new ability?
>>6712332
Why not both?
>>6730374
>What would you do with your new ability?
Sleep.
Option 1: Be a Tomboy who can only only have vaginal sex
Option 2: Be a Tomgirl who can only have anal sex (giving and receiving)
>>6730374
I would totally take the time freeze ability. That has been a fantasy of mine for years.
>>6730374
Do I get an awesome punchghost if I choose the second option?
>>6730374
Second is 100x better
Alright, I've got a few...
1.) Would you rather never be able to view material that turns you on again (though using your mind imagination works), if you start to like something new, it's blocked as well, or never be able to have kids,adopt, etc. If you already have kids, THEY can't have kids and so on.
2.) Would you rather have your cock size cut in half (tits if you are female) of have it (them) quadrupled? Obvious problems arise with (average) 24 inch cock (can't get fully erect, cumming would be weird(may not have enough force to fully cum) etc.) and all those problems.
To modify the second one...
2a.) Would you rather take least favorable option from question 2 or switch your sex and choose from question 2? Sorry if this is poorly worded.
>>6732345
1, no kids, please
2. Cut my cock size in half, please. I want it smaller.
2a, Make me a grill and make my titties huge, please.
>>6732345
I'll take quadrupled, quadrupling my (very) approximate volume of 17.28 in3 to 69.12 in3 which means a length of 10 inches and a circumference of 9.31 inches about a 2.96 inch diameter. I don't think it'd be too bad. Certainly harder to get it up and I'd only be able to be with a size queen/bad dragon enthusiast if I wasn't using my ass but eh not a big deal.
>>6732531
>2,5 inch dick
cute
Would you rather be a permanent slut for dicks in your ass, or for dicks in your mouth? Note that you wilk be servicing monstergirl futas, and you will transform into a monstergirl futa as well, with your choice of monstergirl, body, hair color and such.
Bonus points for both.
>>6732565
That's not how volume works anon, a 2.5 inch dick would likely be around 1.96 in3 (1 inch diameter) or 7.85 in3 (2 inch diameter)
>>6732573
He said the final length would be 10 inches though, which unless i'm misunderstanding something means the initial size is 2.5
>>6732582
Quadrupling the volume of a 1m^3 cube doesn't give you a 4m*4m*4m cube, it gives you a 4m^3 cube with the sides being ~2.66m each.
By my calculations, the actual initial length and diameter of the penis should be around 3.34" and bit under 1", respectively.
>>6732617
You're way off there, 3.34 diameter and 1 height is 8.76 volume. If you use the volume he gave (17.28) and plug it into this formula V=π*r^2*h and just assign him an average height of let's say 5.5 you do this √(17.28/π·5.5) and you get around 1 for the radius meaning 2 for diameter. So they'd have a bit of a thick one for that length but it's probably about right.
Extra credit: solve for their circumference with the information given.
>>6732662
Whoops, I fed WA with "17.28=pi*(0.148x^2)*x" instead of "17.28=pi*((0.148x)^2)*x" (x being the dicklength, and 0.148 being the length/radius ratio). So that should be ~6.31" length, ~1.87" diameter.
>>6732573
He said quadruple the size not quadruple the volume. Nobody uses volume as a measure for dick size.
It would be 4x the length, possibly with a proportionate increase in girth.
>>6732345
2a and be mega-tit woman. Make mad money off being a camwhore and never have to leave my house.
>>6732570
A permanent slut for dicks in [my] ass.
I would like to be a doggirl just for the doggy-style pun. I'd prefer to be a Newfoundlander or Saint Bernard.
YWR
1. Be an otherwise normal woman, fairly attractive in fact, except that you have the voice of Donald LaFontaine (he's the "In a world" movie trailer guy.) You don't get to be a futa.
2. Be an ultra-fertile bunnygirl that can bring five or six fetuses to full term in as little as four months. You can be a futa if you wish, and if you do your cum will turn others into bunnygirls.
>>6733002
1, of course, and get hired as a VA.
>>6709026
Would you rather lose part of yourself every time you make love or at the end of every sexual encounter get blue balled by your partner?
>>6733002
I'd be the futa bunny. I don't even know who the guy is but being a bunnygirl with magic cum sounds appealing.
>>6732991
He didn't specify what dimensions it was quadrupling so it's perfectly valid pedantry.
WYR:
-Be sold into the service of an owner; you're stripped of name and identity and replaced with the moniker 'Dog'. You're forced to adhere to a strict grooming regimen including - removing all hair from your head and body, and making sure you stay hairless at all time, powdering your skin so you're completely white at all times, and various other regimens involved in the upkeep of your nails and skin. You sleep in a dog bed, wear a collar at all times and are responsible for all housework.You owner will have sex with you from time-to-time, and mostly use you as a sex toy but completely ignore you otherwise, unless you've failed in your duties, in which case you'll be beaten and locked in a small cage for a day or two.
-Kidnapped by demons and taken to their realm; you're free to roam their strange world and live how you please, however you wil contantly receive the attention of demons of all different genders and forms - some will attempt to woo you, others will just force themselves upon you. Their attention is relentless, and while you'll be able to fight them off for a time you'll eventually fall to their strength or persistence. Despite this, you'll be able to make a life for yourself in this strange new world and even have a career - if you're fortunate, you may even be able to buy the protection of a powerful demon to stave off at least most attacks.
figure i'll answer a bunch of these because i've got nothing better to do
>>6709029
cumming, it'd probably be really fun
>>6709037
tentacles sound like a better deal, if you can control them it'd be even better
>>6709043
cumslut totally
>>6709048
well, they only try so... and i'd rather not be some object of lust for furries everywhere
>>6709056
micro penis, then i'd probably get surgery for the balls
>>6709057
cum, piss would probably be too smelly. although if i didn't have a daily life either would be fine
>>6709059
anus, since i'd be too much to pass them through my cock every day.
>>6709072
the machine sounds more fun, so i'd probably go with that
>>6709083
pretty hard to decide... i'd probably go unkempt since you can always "punish" them by washing and grooming them
>>6709095
plastic, it'd probably be more fun to be a sexy barbie doll for everyone to have fun with
>>6709891
breasts, it'd probably be easier to make money that way
>>6710161
either sounds really nice, but it depends on how i can redistribute it if i can at all. if i gain it and can't redistribute it, breasts. anything else probably butt.
>>6710207
the chastity belt, totally. (since i assume this assumes you're female, even if not i'd still pick it)
>>6710340
vagina, seems like the most fun of the lot
>>6710457
dommed by the milf, no doubt
>>6710469
male, definitely
>>6710477
the small cock, no doubt. i'd make it my life goal to become a cute trap if something like that happened, imagine someone's face if they pulled back your sticky gloopy panties and saw a tiny cock oozing pre out of excitement?
>>6711279
i don't have an SO so this wouldn't really apply, i don't really understand the question too well either
>>6712081
fleshlight
>>6712086
the breasts one, seems the better of the two options
>>6733002
1, talk in the third person during doggy style or otherwise facing away to make the other person feel epic.
WyR be in a relationship without commitment: there is no loyalty between eachother,
intimacy: you don't have mutual trust
or
passion: you dont fuck
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>>6712238
slowly feminized, it'd probably happen in a really short timespan due to how much i'd end up going at it though, since the changes would probably make me want to masturbate my ever shrinking clitty more and more
>>6712332
alarune probably, it'd probably be strange at first but i'm sure it'd feel really nice to be one
>>6712499
i'd probably pick an alarune pet as well, since she'd probably look and smell heavenly
>>6712680
the slave, for sure. i have a lot of fetishes so there's a chance they wouldn't hate all of them. (i'd probably pick a girl or a trap)
>>6712750
whatever is written comes true, while having permanent bodywriting would probably be incredibly humilitating (which i'd like) it wouldn't really do much besides be there forever. i'd rather have myself change/be forced to be what was written
>>6712760
that's a really tough one, i guess i'd pick the second no matter how agonising it would be
>>6712778
pissed on by girls, one of my more out there fantasies anyways
>>6713919
the second, although i'd probably treat her more as a princess than a slave after a while
>>6713994
i don't really understand it completely, but i'd probably pick the first
>>6716061
i'd probably pick the cuntboy, it'd be more fun trying to look pretty and find a cute girl to be with in a yuri world
>>6716910
i'd probably go with milking them, seems like a fine job since you wouldn't exactly HAVE to use everything you can, since it wasn't exactly implied
>>6716956
i guess it depends on whether or not they can be an extremely attractive trap, i'd be down for that
>>6716971
crossdressing sissy if my looks changed to make it more appropriate, i'd enjoy that a lot more than bbw
>>6719287
the lamia roommate would be more interesting, i already deal with lazy roommates so having another who i actually get to have interesting conversations and sex with would be the better choice for me
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>>6719423
i'd probably choose the first just to be a celebrity and icon, the cowgirl would be nice but having that much power over the world would be even better in my opinion
>>6719963
i'd go for orgasms through sheer will, i'd probably help if you were ever in a situation where you really needed that emotional/adrenaline boost. it could also help you to associate pleasure with more depraved things
>>6720419
another really tough one to choose from... i'd go for a by a very slim margin, and probably edge her more towards foot fetish kind of stuff if possible.
>>6720491
the cameraman, it'd mean i'd be able to witness some delightful things even if i couldn't take part in them, even if it does cause a lot of frustration and agony
>>6720739
physically, because i'd care for her and have someone to give my affection to
>>6720832
quite a strange one, but i'd go for handholding, at least if my hand is scarred it might still be usable
>>6720878
b sounds rather lovely, especially since you'd never have to really take care of anything again and have lots of motherly figures around you, even if they have nefarious intentions
>>6721479
the first, there's not a lot of mine that would be better in the real world and if i could experience pleasure in the matrix world it'd be an obvious choice
>>6723932
two, sounds like it's a little bit similar to the masculine mystique
>>6724183
two again, it'd probably be fairly easy to get used to eventually and probably fun too
>>6724755
addicting cum for sure, i'd slip it to a girl i liked and make her even more compelled to be around me, then hopefully go out with her
>>6725718
the death note for sex, no questions asked. i'd probably do some mischief with it but also a lot of things i'd enjoy. there'd certainly be a lot more traps and exhibitionists around me among other things
>>6726484
the breasts, both would be quite inconvenient after a while but reductions would probably help
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>>6726601
i had to look up what an eunuch was, but i'd probably pick the first regardless
>>6727161
the second, i'd make her look like aigis and have lots of fun with her
>>6728230
the former, it'd be a small price to pay for having nightmares
>>6728606
both would be pretty strange, but i'd probably go for number one
>>6728865
i'd go for a, then either be annoying/prank people OR use it for good and help people with issues
>>6728957
the second, i'm not exactly sure what i'd "transition" into, but i'd probably try to be a force for good rather than evil
>>6730374
the time freeze thing would be perfect. you'd get extra time to sleep, be able to mess with people, have sex with anyone you want... i'd be perfect
>>6730685
tomboy
>>6732345
no kids, cut cock size in half, not really sure what the modification is asking
>>6732570
anal slut, not sure what kind of monstergirl i'd want to be though. (maybe a harpy)
>>6733002
the bunnygirl, pregnancy is a big fetish of mine and being able to turn others into the same thing would be incredible
>>6733190
demons, the first sounds too impersonal and not something i'd really want to live through. at least in the second i could potentially find love and whatnot
>>6733488
commitment and intimacy sound pretty much the same, so i'd rather go for passion. at least then i'd experience true love even if we never got to have sex. (we could do other things though, since that wasn't specified)
PHEW, that took a long time...
alright, time for my contribution after giving everyone a reply...
WyR:
1) be turned into a sex robot. you retain your old memories but not your identity
>pros
you can initially look however you want to, and can change your looks periodically with new parts and the like. you can choose these.
you will never age or become obsolete, there is no way for you to stop functioning completely.
>cons
you will never be able to feel positive emotions/feelings/moods again. the best you can feel about a subject is neutral. all fetishes you liked you'll feel nothing from, all fetishes you hated you'll still feel disgust about
there will be a keyword which anyone can use to force you to do something against your will. it can be ANYTHING, such as participating in your most hated fetish to becoming their slave. you cannot use the keyword on yourself, and it's semi-difficult for people to find.
2) become an alien race from a book, game or movie as its only member on earth. your role will be capturing and impregnating anyone or anything you can to make more of your species.
>pros
you can cause pregnancy in males, females, anything you desire so long as they're in your lair. these last one month, and the new members of your species will be fully grown and ready to serve/be under your command in two weeks.
you will never be challenged or disputed for leadership of your race/species on earth over your own kind. you can order them to be hermits, make more of the species or even go to war against the humans/outside world
>cons
if discovered by humans, you WILL be hunted. it's inevitable to outrun them forever unless you're incredibly careful with who or what you take. all of the weapons humans have will then be against you, and fire is an incredible weakness of whatever race/species you choose
your life is finite, and you'll never be immortal or resistant to things like radiation. you have roughly fifty years of life to do what you want with
>>6733002
2. Now THAT is a dream
>>6733590
2. Become a saiyan.
>>6733672
i feel i may have cheated.
WyR
have to serve a random person on /d/ for a week, following their orders exactly as intended
or
randomly have to partake in 1 fetish, every day, for the rest of your life. this fetish will be decided by random chance, based off a list of 100 most popular fetish's. if supernatural event's must happen, they shall as needed.
>>6728957
So wait, could I be basically pic related? Wouldgetallthewenches/10.
>>6712238
Kinda wish my dick didn't shrink for the first option, since if I kept it that'd be the easiest decision for me. In fact, if I were to be feminized but also have my dick/balls grow minutely each time I fapped, that'd be even better.
>>6733552
no reductions. you would just gain it back.
Alright, I got one.
WyR
Be a trap incubus
or
Be a tomboy succubus
As an incubus, you'd be really cute and feminine, but unable to show any kind of manly appeal and even struggling to convince anyone you're not a girl. Your goal is to seduce humans and convince them with all your girly charm to let you cum inside them. Which somehow gives you sustenance. It's demon magic, don't ask.
As a succubus, you'd be really boyish, and people will generally default to thinking of you as a pretty boy, but they might with some imagination realize you'd make a really cute girl if you grew out your hair a little and wore something more feminine, but this idea embarrasses you so much that you'll absolutely refuse to, no matter how inconvenient it makes your job. Your job is, of course, to seduce humans and collect their soul power through their cum. To sweeten the deal a little for people who are exclusively into girls, you do have some minor magical powers as a sex demon, which can be used for purely sexual things like making a girl temporarily grow a dick capable of providing you with sustenance, but this kind magic of feeds off lust, so it requires both you and your victim to already be in a state of deep arousal, assuming you can achieve that with the seduction skills of a sexually confused teenage boy.
>>6735553
Definitely a trap incubus
WYR
A: Be plugged in into the ultimate hedonistic machine and become immortal.
Your existence will be filled with nothing but a perpetual orgasm that will slowly increase in intensity.
You will never get tired of the pleasure and it will last forever.
However, all of your memories and mental processes will steadily be deleted until you'll be nothing but an amoeba feeling pleasure for eternity.
B: Become an immortal alternate dimension god.
You will gain the ability to jump into any possible timeline of the multi universes along with every piece of conceivable fiction ever created.
Your life will be full of adventures and you will never get bored, EVER.
The only limitation is that before jumping into a new timeline you must at least fuck 20 living things of your choice or die a violent and painful death (Non violent death will result in a respawn)
>>6709026
Would you rather be able to take a lot of anal but never cum from it or very little anal but you cum 50% of the time from it
>>6733684
>
randomly have to partake in 1 fetish, every day, for the rest of your life. this fetish will be decided by random chance, based off a list of 100 most popular fetish's. if supernatural event's must happen, they shall as needed.
As long as I can control how I'm a part of this I'm okay with this
>>6735553
Be a tomboy succubus
>>6735712
Become an immortal alternate dimension god.
WYR
A: Be a formless spirit able to posses and control any living thing you wish. You can be a little girl, a bodybuilder, a bear, a fern, anything that's alive. However, anything you posses will quickly degenerate and within an hour will die a horrible death if you don't get a move on; you won't feel this effect. You could possess a foreign diplomat and have him call Obama a filthy nigger or have a homeless man rip off all of his clothes and run around reciting Bahá'í texts as he furiously masturbates to an image of Gabe Newell.
B: Be a supreme computer virus capable of infecting everything from a '30s tube radio to an ultra-advanced quantum supercomputer humanity has not yet dreamed of. Take over a pastor's iPhone and make Siri lead him to a gay bar or plunge China and India into thermonuclear war. Anything you infect will violently explode thirty minutes after you come in regardless of whether you do anything or if it even has explosive components. You can travel over radio waves, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, USB, CD, and more.
C: Have an inhumanly puffy pussy. If you're male you can turn the rest of yourself female or become a cuntboy; the latter would be infertile but the former would have above-average fertility. It will be twice as large as your hands clasped together. despite it's large size it will be exceptionally tight and the added surface area would add far more nerve endings, as such sex would be mutually more pleasurable and masturbation would obviously be enhanced as well. Good luck finding fitting underwear or menstrual products though.
WyR
Have everyone around you in a certain proximity(say 3 feet) be turned on and automatically want to bang you.
Or
Have only one person of your choosing be madly in love with you and you can change any physical aspect of them, but you only get one shot.
>>6735944
Its a close one between the do what ever the fuck I want of A or the gender switch of C. And I think ill take C.
Would you rather survive a dicking from this futa or die before you could even feel any pain.
>>6736047
If by survive do you mean as a mass of split open half dead meat??? Then yes I pick that
Would you rather Eat 100 pixies over the course of 10 days, or have 40 pool ball shove in you ass over 3 hours?
>>6710140
I agree. You may enjoy this:
http://www.rookie-av.jp/works/-/list/=/article=series/id=9/
Say goodbye to your dick
WyR:
A) Be able to shoehorn your fetishes into any pre-existing media you choose, or build upon media that already appeals to them, including translation: you can create new in-work content as though you were the original creator, though you're bound by the overall scenario and character and technical facets of the media (ie, something based on the Source engine will run very well but you're limited to an uncinematic first-person POV; a piece of art abstract as heck will become fetish art that's still abstract as heck; and lewd VNs and other dedicated smut will let you fulfill all those missed opportunities the original creators never thought of).
B) Be able to materialize brand new media by your favorite creators, active and disbanded and deceased, lewd or normal, at the peak of their quality or from a preferred period, in exchange for temporarily becoming their main characters' fucktoy. You'll get a good amount of content (a year's worth of episodes or artwork or VN releases, a new full-length novel or collection of stories, a big-ass album with hours and hours of music, or translation of their catalogue) but you're in for a minimum of an hour of being a plaything and 1/5th the expected reading/playing time, and with any focused kinks of the media being applied on you along with TG as needed to suit your masters.
>>6733002
B, since I can't imagine Don talking dirty during sex and pregnancy's my core fetish. Only way B could get better is if non-futa girlcum had the same transforming properties and you could turn guys into cute trap/bishounen bunnyboys with equal fertility and elastic dicks for non-destructive delivery: mutual fetishization can make for good fun.
>>6730374
Hypnosis, and I'm abusing the hell out of it for material gain: bank managers, stock traders, politicians, and of course seducing folks for sex.
>>6735553
Trap incubus, preying on girls near the border of fluffy yuridom and the odd trap or really cute guy into pegging.
>>6728957
B.
Become QT Dragon-God Girl, and be worshipped.
>>6736362
B. I'll never pass up a chance to be Sailor Moon's fucktoy.
>>6709056
tanuki nuts
>>6735944
gibe de pussi b0ss
>>6735712
b
>>6733590
robutt
>>6728957
eternal [spoiler]shota[/spoiler] princess
>>6724183
2222222222222222222222
>>6726601
2
>>6720878
3
YwR
Your crazy dom gf or bf has decreed that in order to get out off chastity you must give something up.
>You get a penectomy.
>You get castrated.
>You refuse (and stay in permanent chastity.)
Turns out that believing her insistences that the whole "turning to stone" thing is empty propaganda have finally come back to bite you. WYR...
A: Have her venom give you a rock hard bod but never have another erection again.
B: Have her venom give you a set of snake heads sprouting from your back like Dr. Octopus' tentacles but lose your legs in trade.
>>6716910
why not both?
>>6736483
>You refuse (and stay in permanent chastity.)
>>6736780
A.
YWR
1. Be able to have the ultimate H-game of your choice custom-tailored to your exact fetishes and tastes. It can be any genre and on any platform. Do you want a first-person shooter featuring futa pregnancy on the almighty Vectrex? Do you want a robot girl visual novel only on PC-BSD? A tentacle rape spaceship shooter on iOS? It's very real and very yours. The only downside is that everybody will know that you have it and what it contains, which depending on your fetishes and location can cause problems.
2. Abandon your native tongue and any language you currently know and instantly master two languages of your choice including slang and literacy no matter how intricate. You can learn Japanese and Korean and become the patron saint of Weaboos or French and Italian and make poetry to drench any woman within earshot. You can re-learn your old languages but they will be over 10x harder to learn than before.
>>6737981
2 so I can learn Russian and Japanese and make those voice-over dubs they do over there.
>>6709095
Are you implying I don't want to go through extreme plastic surgery, then be the feminized no-limits gimp slave of a bunch of sadistic rape fetishists?
>>6709026
>That image
A DEALS A DEAL, ANON
>>6709026
WyR:
1 - be female, and be forcibly raped and impregnated by a futanari who you don't want to have sex with, or
2 - be a futanari, and be forced to repeatedly impregnate a female (or abomination creature; PIC RELATED) you don't want to have sex with?
ADDENDUM; assume that in either case a futanari has insanely high sperm count and thus her human partners tend to have at least twins each time, and that her potency is so strong that even succubus royalty can't avoid being impregnated by her.
>>6740777
2, it is better to be a rapist than be raped.
WYR
A: Be a futa so amazingly fertile that you impregnate yourself, and are rarely without at least twins inside you. Your seed is so powerful it guarantees pregnancy even in men and animals if you merely cum near them.
B: Be a seemingly normal man, except you have massive tentacles that come out of your ass and can act as other penises as well as extra long and strong arms for crushing things. One of them is responsible for handling feces and all others do semen of semen.
>>6741125
Please read what I wrote again; in both cases you are getting raped. It's just which party involved has the dick that changes.
>>6741125
>would I rather be a disgusting freak or my One True Desire since I hit puberty?
Yeah thanks I'll take the tentacles all day errday
>>6741125
Would you rather:
Gain the power to enter others' dreams, participating in them and controlling what they experience while you're there. You can do this simply by imagining the person in your mind while they are sleeping. While you are doing this, you don't rest as if you were sleeping, so if you do it all night, you'll be extremely tired in the morning.
or
Any food you make somehow gains aphrodisiac traits. Anyone eating or even smelling them will be extremely turned on, and will be heavily distracted by their horniness. This doesn't mean they'll lose all willpower, it just means they will be very, very anxious to soothe their sexual frustration at the first opportunity.
>>6741172
>be perpetually exhausted
or
>make endless sexy food
2 all the way
>>6741172
Dreams is probably more up my alley since you can play inception architect with that, but erotic eats could become a really lucrative business for other folks. Become the Gordon Ramsey of dudes buying dinner to get laid tonight.
>>6741172
The dream one just so I can upset people.
WYR
Be gifted an android girlfriend engineered to your tastes, and with enormous customization possible for the future with a plethora of swappable parts. Futa of any size, massive tits, ass to make a man weep, simulated pregnancy, gel layer to simulate fat, fluid generation, anything you could reasonably want. She is powered by a man's semen and/or a woman's breastmilk.
Master the art of verbal seduction. Your game transcends all linguistic and cultural barriers. A few words to a woman in Saudi Arabia dawning a full niqāb will get her to rip off all her clothes and ride your dick like a horse. A single sentence aimed at the stodgiest Feminist will get an instant blowjob with all irrevocable enthusiastic consent forms signed in triplicate.
>>6742758
verbal seduction so I could make massive streaming bucks
>>6743200
and also mock the feminazis bro, don't forget that.
>>6741172
Dreams. If possible, I'd try to influence people into doing things like wetting the bed as well.
I wouldn't touch the food one with a 12 foot pole. I still live with my parents, and I'm usually the one making dinner, because I'm almost always home first. Just... no.
>>6742758
The android girlfriend. Oh, the wonderful things I could do with her.
Would you rather:
A: Be a relatively attractive woman who is perpetually well-groomed with no effort on your part, but suffer from perpetual phantom pregnancies that compress nine months of growth into one and end with you gushing fluid; these includes accompanying lactation, cravings, and hormone swings. As a side effect, you don't menstruate or require contraceptives as your body always thinks it's pregnant. You can only become actually pregnant through in vitro fertilization.
B: Be a permanent werewolf. Rape women and eat livestock as you please as nobody will ever believe their story or your existence; rip apart men, deer, moose, and bears with ease; be able to speak to and command an entire army of wolves to do whatever you wish, such as conquering villages and building a kingdom in your name; lure in furries and send them to Hell to yiff. On the other hand, you will be hated by anybody you meet, and no matter how articulate you are nobody will think of you as anything but a mindless beast.
>>6744751
Phantom pregnancy.
that is a big fetish for me.
unfortunately very little content for it.
>>6745144
part two.
>>6735553
If, in either scenario, you are "seducing" the target, doesn't that make both a succubus?
>>6744751
B sounds like a howl lot of fun.
>>6742758
B. Time to start pricing pimp hats I suppose.
>>6741172
A.
.
Would you rather...
A: Be turned into a drop dead gorgeous centaur lady, but live with the knowledge that you are forever a single busted leg away from a slow death.
Or...
B: Be a heart meltingly cute harpy lass, but have to deal with uncomfortable egg laying and embarrassing seasonal molts.
>>6709029
Cumming, I can deal with that. Edging, I'd go insane.
>>6709037
The worms outright disgust me, tentacles any day.
>>6709043
Cumslut any day. I enjoy sucking cock and hate my ass being touched.
>>6709048
Going with furry. As someone else said, you'd be a bloody tourist attraction.
>>6709056
Penis. It's the main attraction.
>>6709057
The smell of either over long time would disgust me but I'm going to have to go with cum on this one.
>>6709059
I'm gonna have to go with butt on this one.
>>6709072
As much as I love my limbs, I'm going with the amputee because half of what gets me off is helping others get off, so I'd prefer the real people.
>>6709083
I'm going with malformed here. Shapes get distorted when you're flopping around anyways, as long as they're clean.
>>6709095
I'm gonna go with plastic on this one. I wouldn't mind being the center of a fuck circle~
>>6709891
Breasts. There's little use for a massive cockenballs, but the tits I could at least be a massive cow.
>>6710207
You know, you may be on to something with that whole belt thing...
>>6710457
Chubby milf, hands down.
>>6710477
Gotta go with the longcock. It's the quality, not the quantity.
>>6712081
Fleshlight. I hate shit.
>>6712238
Easily the first one.
WyR
Acquire whatever physical characterstics you want, but in return...
A: your main focus will be your sexual pleasure to the point that you want to have sex / masturbate most of the time; and trying to leave sexual activity ouf of your life will deeply depress you
B. your only focus will be your desirability, you will spend most of your time begging for attention and dressing provocatively, and when you don't, fantasize about turning people's heads and trying on new outfits and makeup., and trying to live your life without being a huge teaase will be incredibly boring.
>>6745214
an incubus is literally just a male succubus.
its like saying, that's not a bull, it's a male cow
>>6733002
bunnygirl. I'd use contraception, but being a bunny futa would be hot.
>>6733190
demon world. I like the autonomy, plus i'd be able to get dominated by all sorts of demons. I could be a cute helpless slut.
>>6736362
B. I'd have modeseven do footplay animations. all of their characters are incredibly sexy to me.
>>6741172
b. I love cooking.
>>6745615
A. I wouldnt want to have to seek others approval, and I could easily be an escort/pornstar with my fetishized body.
>>6709043
buttslut. with my mouth open I can kiss, or maybe somebody can put their fingers or toes in there.
>>6709057
cum, it's yummier
>>6713919
elf. I kinda like the reluctance. maybe i could trick her into pressing my femdom buttons. Like, i could worship her feet, and have her complain about how much time i'm taking.
>>6716061
second one. i could have a reverse harem.
>>6716910
second. cums only fun as a byproduct of sexytime.
>>6720419
B. money, some influence, plus hot employees that can bend me over my desk?
>>6721479
A. i wouldn't know the difference, and no STDs or consequences. hyper futa here I come.
>>6723932
B. i like the fluidity
Would you rather be yourself with gender disforia (want to become a girl and having disgust of your body).
Or become a girl and have gender disforia and the need to become a boy.
>>6745271
B if I get to fly, A if I don't.
>>6745615
A
WyR
1. Become completely androgynous with a smooth groin. You urinate from your anus. You do however get a cushy, easy, well-paying desk job with pleasant co-workers and an above-average number of vacation days.
2. You become the world's cutest loli, ageless and adored by everybody. You're so amazingly adorable that people would never dare to defile you. That would be a plus if you weren't in a permanent state of extreme sexual arousal.
3. Never have to go to work or school again and have a large number servants cater to you. That's because you're a woman responsible to bearing all the children in a medium-sized city and will spend most of the rest of your life in an admittedly comfortable bed.
>>6746346
what if option A is already happening
>>6746401
You can still chose if you want to be unhappy like you are now or get what you want to be unhappy and wish the opposite.
>>6746351
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>>6746351
>not having to work
alright
>because of being a baby factory
good shit anon
WyR:
A) Be a cock god: Your dick becomes a thing of legend to which "limits" are a foreign concept. You can stretch it to any length and girth with complete control as natural as your fingers and sense that lets you know exactly where things are around it; change the texture and shaping, from smooth to abrasive, ribbed or studded or spiraled; support any weight and degree of movement, even spinning it around at high speed like a drill; change the temperature from ice-cold to searing hot; and even project phantom dicks to fuck several orifices or people at once, each providing their own sensory feedback. Women and cuntboys get a pseudo-member they can extend and retract to and from their nethers at will.
B) Be a cum god: You've got bottomless spunk reserves and a great urge to share them with others. You can control your discharge in all aspects, including quantity and pressure, length and duration; control the viscosity, from watery to almost like glue, and change it per discharge at any time, even afterwards; change and maintain the temperature indefinitely; give it any flavor and aroma and even nutritional content that meets all daily requirements at a liter a day; teleport it over short distances to full up places you normally can't with a complete disregard for biology, including the breasts, ass and thighs, dick and balls and others; and split the stream for filling multiple orifices or people simultaneously. Women and cuntboys get a 6-inch pseudo-member like in A, though it's not necessary to use it to exploit their abilities.
>>6746506
Something about this thread seems to be bringing all the maieusophiles out of the woodwork, it's amazing. And yeah, going for option 3 as well, and A for >>6744751 while I'm at it.
>>6745615
A is already my life as of late.
>>6742758
Android GF, all my kinks are already difficult/impossible in reality anyway so seduction doesn't do a whole lot of good. That and the more mundane applications are nice.
>>6746346
The first one would get me more points with the Social Justice crowd
>>6746351
Although 2 seems fun, 1 sounds the most palatable, I can even write a book about my plight
>>6746753
>Something about this thread seems to be bringing all the maieusophiles
I think it's probably only one or two people posting over and over again
Also, A.
WyR
I) Be extremely attractive, as in movie star or magazine model attractive, but suffer from extreme, violent incontinence that can only be mitigated by getting fucked in the ass by ladyboys three times a day.
II) Be horrifically ugly to the point where children cry when you come near and some people become physically ill upon seeing a blurry photograph of you, but have amazing health, and live a long life no matter what you do. All your defects are purely superficial
III) Have a magical girl as a wife. She's usually busy and doesn't have time for a paying job so you need to handle most of the work domestic or otherwise. But the sex is mind-blowing, frequent, and she's very unlikely to leave, especially if you help her on her missions.
>>6746816
>1: literally a shitty trade off
>2: a less shitty trade off, go for those sick leper aesthetics
>3: basically only upsides
step i up, senpai.
WyR:
be transformed into a 10/10 woman and be forced into
1) one month of meat urinal treatment with no risk of STDs or [spoiler]unwanted[/spoiler] pregnancies, most people aren't to abusive, and you do get time for breaks.
2) six months of forced prostitution, once again, no STDs or pregnancies, but your pimp doesn't give you any money and is a bit of an asshole
3) one year of extensive milking with lactative aids, but you are not treated all that badly for a cow, but you definitely are not treated as a human. you choose if the lactation effect stays once you are free.
>>6712081
Let's fuckin roll
>>6712081
Rollin
>>6747116
3 and it continues.
You have a choice between the following women. They will not cuckold you, leave you, or do anything they know would would truly upset you.
A| The human pillow: everything from her long, voluminous hair to her milky white skin to her corpulent body is amazingly soft. The cuddling could not be better, but the sex is infrequent and mediocre. She will keep wherever you live absolutely spotless and will cook you three large, delicious meals every day, although she expects you to do the dishes. Has a pleasing southern belle accent. She is quite religious and will drag you Church every Sunday. Can be 5'1" or 6'3" depending on your preferences.
B| The traveler: she has a rich family who will pay for frequent vacations to lots of exotic locations. Unable to do even basic household tasks and can barely dress herself but has no problem living in a pig sty and has an iron stomach from eating insects, dogs, and all sorts of other crazy things and will devour anything you make her with a smile. She's half Pinoy, half Mestizo, very thin, and barely 4'10". Has taken more dicks than she can count but has no resulting diseases. Will fill the house with loads of weird charms and books on supposedly foreign pseudo-religions.
C| The ladyboy: a real-life futa all for you. Formerly a high-end prostitute in Thailand servicing some very important men with desires that could ruin their careers if known, she knows how to all sorts of fun things with every part of her body and will try them all with you on a daily basis. Has little practical skills and only works a minimum-wage job as a fast food worker. Will split all chores with you exactly 50/50 and will make absolutely sure you're doing your part. She has atrocious tastes in music and will fill your home with it, but will always have it off before you go to bed.
>>6747973
>church
considering that would truly upset me, she'd probably explode because of the imposed rules
>supposedly foreign pseudoreligions
would truly upset me as well
>She has atrocious tastes in music and will fill your home with it,
That would upset me even more.
>>6736362
B. Panty and Stocking season 2 and being Stocking's fucktoy-- literally no downside.
>>6736362
B
Prism was cancelled and the main characters were lesbians in a committed relationship. I get more Prism and nothing happens to me.
>>6712081
Dildo
>>6746753
I was gonna go with A until I got to the last bit of B. The ability to change the bodyshape of anyone you cum into would be the hottest thing in the world.
>>6746351
I would love to be a giant baby factory constantly getting bigger all over with giant udders laying over my ever growing pregnant belly.
>>6747973
The taller version of A.
WyR Fat or Fat Lover?
Fat: You are extremely obese nearing immobility with a smoking hot submissive lover with a massive fat fetish who caters to your every need. You sweat profusely and feel compelled to eat constantly. Your lover obeys your every command but only pleasures you after a huge meal.
Fat Lover: You are sexiness incarnate. Every grocery run you get looks from members of both sexes eye-fucking you. But you only feel aroused by being submissive to one person, your massive fat lover. You obey their every command, but withhold sex while teasing them to gluttonous excess. Only after meals do you give them release.
>>6709029
Tough one, either way I would become mindless. I choose cumming since mindless bliss > mindless desire.
>>6709037
Tentacles. A chance to be Dr. Octopus > worms.
>>6709043
Cumslut, easier to wash mouth out.
>>6709048
Furry because possible animal strength/senses.
>>6709056
I actually would go with massive balls.
See >>6710140
>>6709057
Cum, easier to clean up
>>6709059
Anus, dickhole would hurt too much
>>6709072
I am in the minority here, choosing fuck machine. I'm hoping my rod gets stimulated endlessly. Sounds kinda fun at least at the start.
>>6709083
Unkempt, I can always shower afterwards.
>>6709095
Latex over surgery.
>>6709891
Cock and balls b/c I am male.
>>6710161
Butt because it's easier to disguise.
>>6710207
Anal, b/c >>6714003
>>6710340
Cock and balls, it's about power.
>>6710457
Chubby domination all the way.
>>6710469
Unfamiliar but I chose male
>>6710477
Small, sounds delightful.
>>6712081
Dildo
>>6712086
Micro penis and SPH.
>>6712238
2nd one
>>6749999
Fat lover, because you pretty much described my actual perfect fantasy life.
Also, checked.
Would you rather:
Have extremely addictive semen
>Ingesting one load of your semen orally will result in a physical addiction equal to that of one year of sustained cocaine usage. If you blow in someone's mouth, expect them to come back daily begging for more. Withholding it could cause unpredictable results... and if you end up letting multiple people swallow your cum, you're going to have your work cut out for you supplying everyone or else avoiding them. And I sure hope you don't eat your own cum.
Have extremely voluminous orgasms
>You cum anywhere between .5 and 1 liters of semen when you orgasm, completely defying the laws of physics (so you don't become dehydrated or anything like that). It takes about 2 minutes of continuous pulses for you to expel all of this, so cumming is quite a bit more pleasurable. You can be a one man bukkake scene.
If you're a female, you don't grow a dick. Instead, when you orgasm, you squirt semen. Everything else remains the same.
>>6736362
>Captain Mal from firefly fucking me for a couple hours
I don't think it's worth it, but damn.
WyR
A:Every orgasm you have is a ruined orgasm, no exceptions
B:You can't let another person bring you to orgasm, you can have sex, but you always have to pull out and jerk/finger to your orgasm.
>>6750112
voluminous orgasm but
>women squirting semen.
Wyr your body is changed to be perfect for your fetish but you still need to put the work in to make it happen or you get everything you need but you're paired up with an anon in this thread at random and made to be their perfect fetish material no matter how much you hate it. You hooking up with them after is up to you.
>>6749999
if I can be a fat woman, than ide love to be a massive waddling fatty nearing complete immobility.
if I cant, I would be the fat lover woman.
>>6716899
I'm currently making that choice IRL.
>>6750112
I fail to see the downside of (2). That's infinite dicking stamina, you'd be a god in bed.
>>6749999
Fat lover so I can at least go out in public.
>>6750112
Addictive semen so I can start a business
>>6750251
B
>your body is changed to be perfect for your fetish but you still need to put the work in to make it happen
The nice thing about your greatest fetish being what amounts to a human cow is that not doing work is a large part of it
WyR
A: Sell your dick and soul to the Devil in exchange for being the lead in a boy band so popular that The Beatles at their height would look like some Middle Schoolers playing in the drummer's garage. You have infinite amounts of young, fresh pussy you can access at anytime. You have so much money you can live like a rockstar for the rest of your drug-shortened but still respectably-long life. The downside is that all your sexual lust now comes from the Devil and any pleasure you may derive is felt by him instead. If he wants rape he gets it, if he wants necrophilia he gets it, if he wants vore he gets it. Good thing you're rich and crazy enough to get away with it all. And Hell is not nearly as bad as it sounds, and it's quite similar to how it's depicted in South Park.
B: Become a seemingly normal woman with a very strange condition. Your vagina does not bleed, but rather slowly and continuously leaks over a quart of cum every day. Even stranger is some of the properties of this cum. It has an almost magnetic attraction to openings and holes, for example if you spread your legs and put a rubber glove between your legs it will completely fill out no matter what kind of kinks and folds are in it. It is also extremely contagious, so if a woman eats you out or scissors with you she'll develop the same condition within an hour; if a man preforms oral or vaginal sex on you in the afternoon he will even become a woman with the same affliction by sundown. As a genetic fail-safe your own semen cannot impregnate you. Any children from the semen will be female and will develop the condition during puberty.
>>6751212
It says nothing about stamina, only that you cum a ton. Even though that's the choice I'd choose, I think the biggest downside is the fact that it's a huge mess. It's hot while you're cumming and dousing a girl's face, tits, vagina, and ass all in one orgasm, but then you've gotta clean it all up. Just the additional cost in ruined bedding is staggering.
WyR
1. Be an immortal futa of your choice that can choose at will if a girl that you cum in will get pregnant and what the child will look like. The child will also be immortal and you can choose when they stop aging. You will have to provide for your children and actually be a parent to them however all your children will be forever needy of your sexual attention. When you try to go to bed all your children will be in your bed begging for your cock and won't let you sleep until you've filled all them with your cum. They will also be over joyed by things like finding their lunch has been covered in mommy's special sauce. Or
2. Be one of said children living a carefree life being taken care of and always fighting your siblings to be mommy's favorite onahole.
A choice of situational internet roulettes
A:
You gain the ability to take a single 4chan post per day on this very board that contains some transformative theme and condense it into a piece of candy. Eat the candy and you will obtain the effects of the transformation. You cannot make or tell someone else to make the post; it must be a random anon posting of their own volition. You may sell these candies and will not get in trouble for it.
B:
You may take an anon who made any one post you choose per day on this board and shunt them into their ultimate fetish fantasy world for a week, which you may observe with impunity. Jack off all you want; while you're doing this, time is frozen in the real world, but you will be stuck in this "watching mode" in your little complementary transdimensional viewing room for the duration of the week, so it's still a little risky if the anon was posting ironically and you actually get roped into watching someone act out their disgusting fetishes for a whole week. After the week is up, you both have to go back to real life after having a nice gourmet meal in the transdimensional viewing box together for an hour or two, during which time you may or may not exchange contact information. No one else will ever believe you about this power unless they're married to you, at which time your spouse can join you in the box and the meal, but they have to stay for the whole week as well, of course. No one needs sleep in the fetish world or box.
>>6735553
I'd choose incubus for myself, but I'd much rather have one of those succubi feed off me.
>>6752470
A.
B. has risks and less benefits.
Would you rather:
Have Tactile Projection
>By closing your eyes and imagining a real person, you can project the sensation of touch through space so that that person can feel your hands and you can feel the person. It only works for your hands, so no Dick Projection, but the sensation ignores clothing, so as long as you're imagining the person, it feels like you have a naked flesh and blood body right under your fingertips. Picture that sexy newscaster in your mind during the 6 PM news and surprise her with nipple tweaks while she's on air, or imagine your crush in the middle of the night and rub her to orgasm while she thinks it's a dream. You could even strangle someone with no evidence left behind.
or
Have Sexual Empathy
>As long as you are making eye contact with someone, you can feel any sexual pleasure that they feel in addition to your own and share your pleasure with them. Watching someone masturbate becomes a completely different experience, and the intimacy of sex is hugely increased. It even works with porn if the actress is looking directly into the camera. Taken on a more mild level, you can tell if people are into you by looking into their eyes and seeing if you feel any sexual pleasure from your empathy. You can even touch yourself subtly when you make eye contact with someone to turn them on, and they're none the wiser.
>>6750779
>your body is changed to be perfect for your fetish but you still need to put the work in to make it happen
How would this work for impossible/nonphysical fetishes, like transformations, hypnosis, or, I dunno, casual public sex?
I mean, I'll still pick it - might give me motivation for once - but it's good to know.
Would you rather:
>A: Become a woman with breasts of any size between 'large watermelon' and 'small house', in any case capable of being nipplefucked easily. You can lactate if you want, and gain one of two abilities:
>>Your breasts are light enough that you can walk comparatively unimpeded, compressible enough to squeeze through double doors, and perky enough they stay shapely your entire life.
>>You gain any otherwise realistic figure you want, and will never lose this figure due to under-exercising. Also, your skin is always blemish-free and clean.
>B: Become a man or futa with a massive cock as large as the rest of you, but can harmlessly fit anywhere a normal-sized one can with enough force. You cum amounts proportional to it, and can choose which of two ways it fits into things:
>>Your cock compresses just enough to fit into its orfice, resulting in utterly mind-blowing sex for both parties. Your cum also tastes very good; syrupy and kinda sweet. You do need to force your cock back in for each thrust.
>>Your cock very painfully stretches things enough to fit around it. Humans still appear normal, but become hollow in that area. Only an extreme masochist would willingly take you balls-deep, but those who manage any amount start needing something at least that large inside them to feel "full". Your time to orgasm is unchanged.
Would you rather
A.
Become a very beautifully gorgeous woman that slowly masculinizes continually into being a burly, beefy man with an absolute cunt-splitting dick or
B.
Become the very burly, beefy man and slowly feminize into being a beautiful woman with thick, girly hips and thighs and a huge, expanding, pillowy rack or
C. Become a remarkably unexceptional futa in every regard that undergoes no transformation at all. You have a sub-par dick, an average-to-small bust and ass size, and a face that's not noticably attractive. Balanced, in most senses.
In neither case A or B does the process ever stop, so you'll either keep getting girlier or manlier until the day you die.
>>6754360
"Girlier" implies youth.
Will I become an immortal qt grill with big juggalugs?
Would you rather...
A: Become a slime creature. You start out the size of a soda can but you automatically grow which is hastened through both the accumulation nutrition and fluid. There is no limit to how large you can get but you'll eventually require too much food than can be reasonably accquired and will have to split for practicality's sake; the duplicate shares all memories up to the point where you split. Your normal viscosity is roughly that of slush but you can make yourself smaller and more dense or grow into a lake. You can change yourself into any reasonable shape with accompanying sensations with different densities for different parts. You can smother other humans and turn them into fellow slime creatures.
B: Become a skelemancer. You control all skeletons excepting those which are in currently living creatures. Raise fallen soldiers and give your enemy the biggest spook of their life. Make museum exhibits kill patrons and use the patrons to fend off any who try to stop you. Take direct control of rat bones and spy on your enemies. Create an army of archers and attack anybody named Steve. Find that bitch that laughed at you in High School and give her the boning of a lifetime. Hold the greatest haunted house in recorded history. The possibilities are almost endless.
>>6754360
>>6755834
B gives me indefinite hotness potential, so I'll pick it. If 10 years makes me as hot as any woman in the world, I'd love to see myself in 15 or 20 years.
And hey, they should be able to engineer and transplant dicks after 50ish years of pregnancies.
>>6755927
A is the only non-meme option, and much better in every way.
>>6754360
B
WyR:
A. Become a very fat cute woman with tons of futas catering to your every demand
Or
B. Become the bitch boy of a group of very fat futas
>>6754286
A. become a giant lactating fuck cow
>>6752139
B
>>6755927
A
>>6755986
A
WyR
A: Suffer a painful hour-long gender transformation every time you eat baklava. Every time you switch that form will become increasingly sexual and exaggerated. Your mind and sexual desires stay the same between each form. Also, Linux now dominates the gaming scene.
B: Choose one person to become your roommate or spouse and the embodiment of your fetishes and have them obey your every command, but they also get to do the same to you; reality will warp to make this possible. Also, your favorite movie gets a perfect sequel.
>>6756959
B. seems fair and really fun movie is just a bonus cherry on top
WYR:
1. Be completely unable to orgasm, but have a constant, near-unignorable libido that you can never satiate.
2. Be extremely fertile and a solid 10/10 (in physical and sexual attractiveness), but with absolutely no sexual desire.
>>6757160
Def the first one. Life is not worth living without being horny.
>>6757160
2. i could get so much more things done and I'd probably just off myself if i took 1.
>>6756959
>Linux ever dominating anything ever
B to spite you and fit my fetishes.
WYR
Be able to orgasm at will - wherever, whenever, for as long as you want, maximum pleasure
OR
Be able to make anyone else (but not you) orgasm at will, without even touching them
>>6756959
A because it's easier to control. Also, fuck Microsoft.
>>6757160
2
>>6757938
The second option
WyR
A: Become a woman whose attractive no matter what you eat or do, but have pheromone-laced sweat that repulses men and makes other women agonizingly horny and sexually aggressive.
B: Be a handsome, charismatic, and strong man that never has to work out to keep it up, but have severe sexual impotency and a 3.5" penis. You also get an uncontrollable urge to buy anime figurines.
>>6757938
2 without even a doubt.
A: Marry a very average girl. Her breasts aren't anything special, and she isn't all that pretty. However, she's willing to fulfill virtually any of your fetishes. It doesn't matter how depraved your interests are. She wants nothing more than to match her husband's level of perversion.
B: Marry a 10/10 futa. She has an 8" dick, plump balls, large breasts, and a beautiful face. However, she's extremely conservative when it comes to sex. You can expect to have sex about once every two weeks, and it won't be anything kinky either. Your futa wife is averse to anything other than missionary sex, and maybe the occasional blowjob. She'll also refuse to do anything that involves her dick going into her beloved husband.
>>6758902
A, no contest.
>>6709043
In all honesty, i wish i could be both.
>>6758902
B if I can corrupt her slowly A if not
>>6758902
A. my biggest fetish is female weight gain. so she would at least be fat all around in the end.
>>6758619
A A A A A please. That is precisely what I want.
>>6758619
B. It would only be an improvement for me
>>6758902
A. This is going to be fun.
>>6759769
B. If she's chubby enough I can use her as a pillow
WyR
A: Have your penis both urinate and ejaculate tea. It can be any variety as long as it contains actual tea leaves (so no tisane,) it also doubles as extra-potent semen. If you are a female you will become a shockingly well-endowed futa but if you're male then no apparent changes.
B: Whenever you suck on a woman's tits they will both permanently begin lactating and significantly increase in size the more you suck. These won't cause back pain or leakage for the woman, but they may get sore if not milked properly. There's no upper limit to the amount.
>>6761000
B
>be me just now
>sitting on toilet
>read that
>become so hard that I can't get boner out of toilet
>had to wait untill I got half as hard to get it out
>now just as hard as before
fuck yeah dude.
Take your pick
A.
Women across the planet suddenly double in height and universally become a lot flirtier (If you are a girl, you can choose whether to grow or stay the same). Showing off upskirts and getting close to men to impose over them becomes something the new women love to do; women also always try to wear very cute panties/underwear.
B.
You have a magic pair of panties that, upon being worn, turn you into a cute girl, but you shrink the more you wear it. Eventually you'll be a tiny doll-sized girl when the shrinking maxes out, but at least you'll be the cutest thing around. If you lose them, you'll get another pair for your use. The panties shrink with you.
>>6709043
Buttslut...I really like sucking but I could never give up a dick in my ass....
>>6719287
Can I have both? A cute snake made sounds awesome.
Also I have semi lazy roommates, so long as she doesn't actively seek to create messes, Im down.
>>6746351
2, my hands should still work just fine.
>>6746816
II, the best defense is to be offensive.
>>6735553
Incubus.
>>6754005
Tactile Projection. This must be the work of an enemy Stand!
>>6754286
B, futa with a cock that shrinks to fit.
>>6754360
C has the lowest chance of buyer's remorse.
>>6755927
B. all my foes shall find themselves rattled.
>>6758619
A.
>>6758902
A.
>>6759769
B.
WYR
1. Have the ability to make voodoo dolls of people that let you control their arousal. Each doll you make will subtract one inch from your cock size and make you more feminine. When used long enough, the doll will become a perfect miniature version of the person mind included. While the real person won't know their thoughts, they still have their arousal synced and the original person will occasionally have sex dreams of what the doll is going through.
2. Have a voodoo doll of yourself that you can use to force orgasms at your leisure. The doll will try to find its way into other people's things as if it had a mind of its own. You pass out if the doll isn't within a 5 foot range of another conscious human. Every time you come involuntarily via the doll, your physical body becomes more sensitive and submissive.
Both dolls can be modified via sewing and the subsequent person relating to the doll will physically change to match alterations.
