Post your funny stuff, /d/!
Dumping Stoic Orc. For anyone who hasn't seen this yet, enjoy.
5/22
>>6702548
I've never been able to tell if he's being sarcastic in that second to last panel.
I do appreciate that adding an image to your post takes 30 seconds off of the flood timer. It's still mildly annoying, though.
End part 1
Part 2
10/22
Pt 3, 1/4
The fact that the "choose all images with grass" caption doesn't have a picture of a marijuana leaf thrown in is disappointing.
End pt 3
Pt. 4, 1/9
15/22
20/22
End
That's all for me for now. I have more but I'm going to step back and let some of you faggots contribute.
To this day the funniest thing I ever saw on /d/.
>>6702546
>I ain't got no friends
not exactly "/d/ humour" but pretty fucking funny regardless
>>6702758
That was funny, thanks, anon.
Here, have this.
>>6702594
Thank you for these anon.
>>6702763
kek
>>6702755
Can I get sauce on that op pic? That looks hot as fuck.
>>6702564
Woah. I never knew there was a sequel to it.
>>6702826
That makes me wish I had the Old Snake picture.
>>6703264
>>6702594
> End
Goddamn cawktease D:
>>6703390
>>6703546
snek
>>6703546
this
>>6702758
I really don't understand this. It's 3AM here. Am I supposed to read top to bottom, left to right? What is it about? some bitch who whines about piracy and gets doxed? Is his name really Tom Smiff?
>>6702826
Who's that guy?
>>6702763
>bitch you are RUINING this for me.
40 keks
>>6703770
Yes.
Someone from deviantart defending their favourite special snowflake fetish artist who is having their paid work leaked on every board it gets leaked on.
Yes.
Yes.
Source is Goro Dynamite!
BTW, I've been posting a lot of these in the "Hentai Quotes" gallery on Know Your Meme. It's a bit of a mixed bag, but you can find some great stuff there. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hentai-quotes/photos
>>6703419
Sorry anon, that's all there is.
>>6703989
>Know Your Meme
gb2 9fag
>>6703989
>kym
kill yourself
>>6704286
>liking steven universe
>"scary"
my mistake, gb2 tumblr
>>6702723
I don't get it. Is it a cum=income pun?
>>6705102
I don't have much experience with sex toys. What's the deal with a fleshlight and olive oil?
>>6705221
from what I'm told, same deal as using the right lube with a condom: it can start dissolving
for a fleshlight it's not an automatic failure usually, but because that same chemistry or similar chemistry, some things can soak in, and then they can spoil inside there and make it smell terrible and possibly give you an infection
>>6705221
They make your dick smell like Italy, obviously.
Bumping with content.
>>6705271
>>6705274
>>6705275
>>6705276
>>6702594
Elves are pretty fucked up, man.
>>6705280
Forgot pic.
>>6705681
>>6705681
>>6705681
god dammit /d/, i remember being in that thread. it was fucking glorious.
>>6707189
Link the thread senpai
Can't really think of a good filename
>>6707392
different annon trying to. Is love is over archive down?
>>6705275
>>4810300
Poor sap. Traumatized for life.
>>6705221
In order to not hurt your dick, you need to put some lubricant on the fleshlight so that you don't rip your skin off.
And instead of using vaseline, that guy used olive oil, which is a terribad idea.
>>6702542
The two things that never get old on /d/ are the Stoic Orc comic and that Korean/Chinese manga about a guy catching his wife cheating on him and deciding to fuck the other guy in the ass.
>>6707407
it's been down since about the beginning of the year, moving to new hosting
was supposed to be done in a few weeks...
also contet
Are your ready to hear one of your cherised childhood anime voices say "The penis almighty"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeYxQCoQAtM
>>6708432
Speaking as someone who has absolutely no idea who this guy is, it's still killing me how he (the woman too, in fact) can deliver these lines without cracking even the tiniest bit.
>>6702736
can i have porn.webm
>>6707801
Why is olive oil a terribad idea?
>>6708503
Here's a hint about one of his best roles: "It's time to DUEL!"
And the girl was Satsuki in Kill La Kill
Someone let /tg/ know about this one: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/446754/aba7b0f415/
>>6704004
Isn't there also another one where a hero and his assistant come to try and rescue the Elf?
>>6708561
It's not purified, it smells, and it spells infection.
>>6708882
>batgasm
send an ambulance
>>6708949
Ahah, found it.
>>6702721
Ok, that got a laugh from me.
>>6709041
And an art page to close this chapter off.
>>6709045
I never knew he updated it.
That just made my day better.
Here is a personal favorite.
>>6709082
My god, this gave me a case of the giggles. Has he been heard from since?
>>6709089
I don't really know. Each time I found that picture in my folder, a laughing fit got the best of me.
Why haven't we seen this yet?
>>6709149
Holy shit, this guy must have been Nosveratu.
>>6709170
I think you mean Nostradamus. Nosferatu's the bald vampire from that one silent film from the 1920s.
>>6709178
I though they destroyed that movie when Stocker's widow sued them?
>>6709184
Fans of the movie kept circulating a few copies of the film, like 1920s internet piracy. It's public domain nowadays and you can watch the entire thing on Youtube if you have an hour and a half to kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcyzubFvBsA
>>6709185
I'd like to, but trying to watch a video longer than 10 minutes on my computer always makes me sleepy.
>>6704307
>monsters that are thirsty for your cum
>>6702741
not /d/ comedy
>>6705221
basically look for oil+latex reaction
it's the same concept.
>>6709041
That's my fetish
>>6709041
Great, in the next episode, it's dark elf vs princess elf and the stoic orc.
>>6709286
While this was loading I was expecting it to be a jigsaw puzzle.
Now I kind of want to make it one, put it together, and find some place to display it
>>6702550
>I wholeheartedly refuse
I love this page
>>6709376
>Come to /d/ to fap
>Spend an hour and a half reading a comedy thread
Fuck
>get blood on the paper when I wipe one week
>go to doctor's
>she gives a rectal exam with her finger
>slips in with no resistance
>"oh, that went in rather easily"
Wondering now if that means she knew I must be super into anal toys. Also wondering if that comment was actually a breach of professionalism or just a passing comment and I'm being too paranoid
>>6703774
this is Darkside Phil, a very bad videogame streamer who is infamous for his bad gameplay and widely hated
As a RWBY fan, I do not support this. Guys Weiss on the other hand...
>>6709575
>not using the "stuck the landing" filename
Come on, that's what makes even funnier
>>6709079
>that webm with some of the quips dubbed
>You're impregnating me while I'm taking a duuuuump!
Fucking wish we had sound on this board
>>6709286
The original so everyone understands what an excellent parody this is.
>>6709583
Isn't this the video where she crushes his skull with her vagina?
Cos that video is HAWT!
>>6709045
There's more, probably fan made pages, but still. One where the elf brings rubbers and another where he has sex so she can go away, but she ends up pregnant because she poked holes into the condoms.
>>6709660
You wot m8
also, what's the name of that one hentai artist? does some shota, some incest, some futa, been around a while? he's well known around here
>>6709660
well at least she made a reason to come back
>>6709722
Hm.
>>6709636
Reminds me of a time on /hr/ where someone translated the characters in the background of the woodcut. Turns out its got the cheesiest, most porny dialogue you could imagine. We had some fun with the thought that this was the world's first hentai strip, right down to the corny writing.
>>6705237
>The sun never sets on the English dick.
>>6710133
>implying English
>>6709091
Who is the girl? I thought the joke was that she's clearly underage, but there seems to be more to it...
>>6710143
She's from the anime Full Metal Jacket, where she's [spoiler]fused to a dog to create a chimera that will help alchemists get gud or something like that.[/spoiler]
>>6710146
>Full Metal Jacket,
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
NOT JACKET
>>6710157
Not really, it's really tragic in the anime.
Because the truth is, she isn't a chimera. His father got money (a grant, I think it's called) to create chimeras, and since he couldn't, he fused his daughter and his dog and tried to pass it as a chimera.
And the main characters, who are mutilated and looking for a way to reclaim their lost limbs are looking for a chimera too, because they're supposed to be coming from the door that the alchemists use.
So they find that family, sympathize with the daughter, talk with the father, talk about how excited they are to finally regain their arms and legs, and when they finally see the chimera, they start asking it question before understanding the horror.
It's called a gut punch, I think. You learn to like the character, and then they turn into monsters.
>>6710165
I don't know whether to keep laughing or just curl up in the corner and cry...
>>6710197
Keep laughing.
It's so fucking obvious from the beginning what's going to happen.
>>6710165
It's worse than that. He was getting research funding from the government because he had once created a short lived chimera that could actually speak. This is about the same time he started telling people that his wife abandoned him.
Years later, when the show is taking place, the government has decided to stop funding him if he can't produce results. So he fuses his daughter and dog together on the basis of the ingredients in his last chimera being too old.
>>6710202
>This is about the same time he started telling people that his wife abandoned him.
Hang on. I just... have a most unpleasant idea.
>>6710218
Yes.
>>6709716
>>6710401
I remember someone voicing that, never knew it was actually a thing.
>>6709919
Do you have a link to the thread anon? I'm curious now.
>>6709660
On it
>>6711184
>>6709578
>San Fran
ugh, they actually have a Santa run each year with mostly naked homo guys wearing santa hats and panties/speedos/dicksocks/thongs it's very lewd. also feminists like to walk around topless all year round to prove how progressive the city is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qWlCRg0vZ0
i think it's a copycat event from a larger non-lewd santa run for normies, etc
>>6705237
> Italy
> Not using superior Greek Olive Oil.
>>6711186
How does an orc inseminate an elf anyway?
What will the baby look like?
Is the random orc a heir to the elf throne now?
>>6711837
Hilarious, try to keep it /d/ related.
>>6712312
>>6712315
>>6709089
Actually, yes!
>>6709583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
>>6709598
>Guys Weiss on the other hand...
>>6707399
Hentai space program?
>>6709320
Dat dick needs to glow in the dark.
>>6709578
Sauce?
>>6708888
Ah, the Experiment Logs of Dr. Ass Marbles, Here's the whole entry.
>>6713796
This man deserves a Nobel Prize
>>6705271
>Hrvatskoj
Croatian?
>>6711670
There are half elf half humans.
D&D also has playable half orc half humans.
Commutative property suggests that it should be possible to have a half-elf half-orc
>>6713931
Do you mean transitivity? Commutativity would be genderbending, and I'm not sure how that solves your problem here.
>>6713931
>>6714307
imma play a half-elf, half-orc, cleric with maxed out charisma and strength, no dex, wears a lion-coif, and uses a 3'7" club as a weapon and dildo to casturate her enemies into submission
>>6714335
Im going to play Human barbarian. Asmund the Improviser, who will live up to his namesake whenever there is a severe lack of lube or sex toys.
>>6714347
read it twice, gets better everytime i read it
we need a thread for all the amazing DnD stories there has been, like Bear, and the orc(i think) who molested a guard instead of escaping a prison
>>6708882
>I remember Sexbad reading this on Broteam's tera stream
>TELL ME WHERE SCARECROW IS
>>6708566
>>6714335
Kind of off topic, but I think I know the artist who drew that pic right there.
>>6714524
sure, tell us
>licking Jim Gordon's ass
>>6713559
American Style!
>>6708984
So, what your saying is your Dick will smell like Italy. Right?
>>6713931
>>6714307
>>6714335
>>6711670
>>6715319
that chart makes me wonder if the god(dess) of virility/ fertility is a dragon-nymph crossbreed.
>>6714617
A friend of mine. I'm going to go ask him to put up something that fits in this thread, or at least show him it. He drew something recently with a router.
>>6715319
>Humans and kobolds/lizardfolk aren't compatible.
This makes me sad.
>>6709058
>>6714645
I put together that screencap. I wasn't happy with how I had to change it to a .jpeg and scale the pic down before it's file size was finally small enough to be posted.
And I think a wall of dicks was mentioned somewhere in one of the caps in this thread.
>>6715065
Movie doesn't work anymore...
I want to know what it was about.
>>6709457
She masturbates to the thought of your soft anus in this very moment.
>>6715853
wait, what was that anon? have you not seen ghostbusters?
>>6709577
I lost hard. Holy fuck that's hilarious!!!!111!1!111
>>6715850
Welp, I'd like to see more of that. Sex surfaces are something I could really enjoy.
>>6715850
can we get the one about the guy who's glad that the neighbor got murdered? Had something to do with a loli artist iirc
>>6717283
I think it was put up right near the beginning
>>6710202
In the brotherhood version, I remember them saying that the chimera that was his wife was horrified at what she/it had become, and refused to eat until she/it died of starvation.
>>6706207
HAH I was in that thread
>>6709598
I read all of these quotes in Space Ghost's voice. Magnificent.
>>6717225
That was the exact reason why I requested that image be drawn in the /d/rawthreads over a year ago.
>>6714351
You got a link for that?
>>6709636
I read a bit of Japanese. The text in the background seems mostly composed of sex noises and moaning.
>>6702763
Sometimes I wonder if bad role-play is a fetish.
>>6718692
It's mine...
>>6717225
aye
forgot I had this, more sort of a "someone actually did this?" humor though
from a manga i just started reading
>>6702723
I was there for that. Ah, the memories.
>>6719445
Look up Noise.
>>6702534
>Not even bother to wash his heads
>wash his heads
>his heads
>heads
>...
>>6702594
Jesus fucking christ thank you anon <3
>>6708915
finaly i get to post this image
>>6709600
I RECOGNISE THAT DICK
>>6711670
its like a nigger inseminating a pure Aryan girl. A half breed amalgamation result without a father to be seen.
>>6719967
on the other hand, he was made via hot sex, which is nice
>>6716375
No. I don't know what it's about. I don't watch movies...
>>6715319
>dragons can breed with gnomes
i am disturbed and intensely aroused.
>>6722234
Dragons can fuck pretty much anything. They're some kinky motherfuckers.
>>6715319
To think that someone was up all night working out the genetic comparabilities of humans and bugbears.
