The old thread was archived, again, So let's start again!
I like these threads but they always seem to turn into just people chatting and not many pictures. And yes I realise I'm not posting a pic, oh well.
>>6660606
I kinda like the discussions. But yeah...more pics is good too. Of course, some people post pics WITH their discussion. That's pro
>penis expansion content is sparse and far between.
it will never not suck.
Are we actually gonna step into hyper territory, or just regularly oversized?
>>6660606
Nothing wrong with conversing among your fellow /d/eviants!
Pictures should be posted more often though, you're both right.
>believing anyone who says they have a dick longer than 3.5 inches
Delusional faggots.
>>6660929
Who is this artist?
>>6661289
Shiin.
>>6660971
*sigh* this moron again.
>>6661347
Really? Relax man, I was making fun of that guy. Have another huge dick.
What is with /d/ and not being able to identify facetiousness anyway?
>>6661635
4chan is filled with legit autists, some are into comics, some like to talk about big dicks.
>>6662448
Doubt it. Shinn and Kami were making content at the same time.
It is sad that Kami's been so distant though. He makes stuff for the fan club occasionally but otherwise is practically dead.
Growing up with just a mother and sister put a damper on my social development. Whereas my sister was allowed to have rampant sex, I was reprimanded if I so much as looked at a random girl inappropriately by my mother. It's why, when I started popping boners, I had to turn to porn instead of starting to have sex.
I didn't have many friends, because whereas everyone else was relaxed around other guys, I was shy and reclusive. During classes, I would try and find a way to worm out of attending. Homework is a joke in the US, so I couldn't fail as long as I did the homework and turned it in, despite not attending. Especially gym.
I did everything I could to get away from home, even going to church on Sundays since I knew they wouldn't be there. When I was fifteen I finally got my first job working at a fast-food place. They provided the shirts, you just had to provide your own khaki pants and non-slip shoes. Going to Wal-Mart by myself to buy them made me realize something.
I am hung.
See, all that porn -- mostly hentai -- made me completely unaware of my organ. I thought it was normal for everyone to transition from briefs to loose boxers because there was no room in the crotch. I thought it was normal to wear excessively baggy jeans to have room to breathe. I looked like a dork but at least I was comfortable.
Trying to put on khakis proved to be my awakening. If I stepped the wrong way, my phallus would appear on my thigh. Sitting down showed it off, as well as my nuts closer to my crotch. I tried for an hour to figure out how to hide it so I could just get out of the house, but I ultimately decided to settle for some over-sized tan slacks and a good belt.
I was the only white employee, working in the South of the US. That's important, because blacks don't mind being raunchy in the workplace. It's how I managed to keep my job.
"Anon, what that in you pocket?" my manager asked me when she was sneaking out back to smoke.
"Uh... Nothing..."
"DAMN, SON. CONGRATS."
>>6663794
You're lucky, I got fired for the same reason
>tfw extreme grower, so no wardrobe problems.
Feels fine man.
>>6664671
Above 10 inches
>>6664094
>tfw extreme grower but with average genitalia
Feels ok. Still wish I went from average to huge rather than from small to above average, but at least I don't have to worry about constriction.
>>6664741
this being the internet, forgive me if I don't take your word for it.
>>6664741
Hot. Btw, remember you from last thread. I still want you to post a link to it!
>>6664857
I'll literally do anything to see some of this massive cock >_>;
>>6664094
Thaaaat's part of the reason I didn't think I was huge til later like that other anon... But if he's not lying he's still got 2 or more inches on me.
I saw a theory on /fit/ that fapping from an early age a lot leads to a bigger size later on, but it's just speculation.
Still tho...
(Repost from the last thread)
>started fapping at 9 or 10, discovered hentai around 10-12
>at some point began fapping with 2-hands, stacked vertically
>never did any locker room comparison or anything because so socially awk all through middle and highschool
>I thought it was normal to need to use 2 hands to fap
>I thought 7" was average up to the end of school
>I am now between 8" and 8.5" at maximum hardness
>somehow developed taste for SPH, forced fem, and cock growth as some of my core fetishes before I knew I was huge
>this morphed into liking BCH without dropping the others
>BCH is infinitely harder to find
>Almost all hentai manga with cock growth involves the recipient of it becoming generic hentai protag #3 for the scene
>>6664082
Luck has nothing to do with it; it's called playing to your advantages. If you're good at having center of gravity and you're an athletic brute, you end up gravitating towards hockey instead of football because you'd have better skill than most people on skates than just being a regular guy in cleats.
Anyways, what ended up happening for me was an extreme sense of awkwardness. Sure, maybe if my mother hadn't tried to make me socially and sexually repressed because she is a total bitch I'd have become generic stud number three, but it took a very long time to even get comfortable after being told I "have a third leg that makes the neighbor's horse blush."
I don't have a dad to talk to this stuff about, so I scoured the internet for information because I wasn't prepared when I was fifteen to have people see it. This turned out to be a difficult process because, yes, people do enjoy lying about themselves online, but also because there's so few resources on having a large penis other than LPSG, which is just a homolust website. Yes, I did join when I was fifteen and pretended to be an adult, but stopped using it after two weeks because it ended up developing into nothing more than fat, dirty old men -- despite my blatant 100% Straight profile -- asking to meet up.
I still haven't lost my virginity because, yes, I was turned down because of my size. No, it wasn't her crying and running out of the room like some people on here want to say, it was more of an entertained laugh and her apologizing profusely as she tried her best with her mouth and hands to get me off.
As far as I can tell, though, people are relatively neutral about the size of my penis once they find out. It's a novelty, rather than a way of life as some people try to portray it as.
Anyways here are some links for you guys. Feel free to use a reverse-image search, but the good news is you won't find any of these images online. I'll let you guess why you can't.
http://imgur.com/a/mh8Mu
>>6660669
So close to double-satan
>>6665334
>Reverse image-searches
>Finds images online
This was a weak and short-lived ruse.
>>6665346
post results
cant find shit myself
>>6665347
>>6665349
Results on at least half a dozen cock-centric tumblr pages, namely:
woahimpressive
chasingdaddy
cockeverlasting
69dick
gayaddicktion
In addition, there are other images from the same set, so there's quite a bit of the fella in the picture out there online.
Seeing as all the tumblr posts are older than OP's own imgur posting time of roughly half an hour ago, I'm going to say he's full of shit.
>>6665350
links?
for science
>>6665353
God dammit man, just right click the images and Google search them. It's not hard.
Here, I've condensed the search links into tinyurls. I hope I don't have to tell you how to use these as well.
jfjdumv
jque9qp
>>6665355
And those tumblr links are exactly why I stopped using LPSG. I wanted to verify myself as a member so that way I wouldn't be considered a liar at the time, but like everyone on there before images got locked down, people would take images from albums and start posting them online. I even found one of me posted on monstercockland of all things after trying to get more comfortable with myself in online chatrooms.
Not everything is connected to tumblr, and I'm thankful for that, and if you think I'm full of shit, that's okay! It's an anonymous image board! I shouldn't expect you to believe me just because, being faceless, I automatically lack credibility.
>>6665361
... okay now i dont believe the guy
>>6665361
Just goes to show that people who have huge cocks literally don't spend their time fapping to /d/ stuff
And anyone who believes anyone in these threads claiming that they have a mongo dong are complete retards
I literally told you fags no one in these threads has a dick over 3.5 inches and you fucktards IMMEDIATELY start believing some schmuck who posts pics from cockwatching sites
YOU LITERALLY START WORSHIPPING A FAG THAT GETS PICS OF OTHER DUDES WANGS POSTED ON HIS PHONE DAILY
And people wonder why these threads don't last
>>6665366
Not entirely true.
I'm (>>6665361) and I'd like to introduce you all to my own cock. Scrubbed of EXIF data, so don't bother looking. Also comes with a 100% original content guarantee. Only seen by one other person.
http://imgur.com/S7xfZep
>>6665371
Congrats on being six inches
I can see why only one other person has seen it
>>6665372
I think you'll find that six is a number greater than three-and-one-half.
I'd also position seven actual inches leaps and bounds above ten fictional inches.
And with my case made, I'd like to return to posting giant cartoon dicks.
![012[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vDL321u.jpg "012[1].jpg")
>>6665375
>posts dick to counter hyperbole
You're a different kind of autist.
>>6665376
Nigga I just spent half an hour playing dick detective and anonymously arguing with an anonymous human. Of course I'm fucking autismal.
>>6665371
>>6665334
>posting cocks for other guys to see
I'm hung and I wouldn't do that stupid shit.
Australia needs to get their shit together while the US is asleep, this is fucking ridiculous.
Let this be a leson guys, timestamps or GTFO.
>>6665334
How big were you at 15 anyway? That's incredible.
http://imgur.com/hOVCl29
This is me
>>6665366
Here you go, anon. If you search it you'll probably come up with some /soc/ threads, because I occasionally post my dick there.
I don't spend much time in d-sized cock threads, though, because they're generally too far out of proportion for my taste.
http://i.imgur.com/ZRsL1.jpg
>>6665376
This is a great doujin, and I enjoyed it tremendously.
>>6664857
>hey you should show pics of this huge dick you say you have
>n-nah i don't think i will, believe me though it's really big!!
lmao
These threads are always so fucking disappointing. This is a board for posting hentai, not talking about your personal lives.
>>6665561
If only you had an attractive body to make up for your incredibly average cock.
Alas...
>>6665775
So that's where that line is from.
>>6665787
nice pixels
>>6665561
More of me: https://sendvid.com/pvk62kwu
These are some hot cocks anons, not gonna lie.
>>6665184
>I saw a theory on /fit/ that fapping from an early age a lot leads to a bigger size later on, but it's just speculation.
I've fapped since I was 8, and pretty much chronically since I was 12, this is 100% false.
>>6665775
>This is a board for posting hentai, not talking
Shoo shoo, /qa/ poster
>>6665972
Well that's unfortunate. (Or fortunate, as if it were true that could lead to bad shit...)
Lads please, even if this fellow wasn't lying about his willy size, 10" isn't /d/ sized.
Now if someone wants to claim they've got 18" or more they're more than welcome to.
>>6666073
See, that's the spirit of the /d/
>>6666115
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera may qualify.
>>6666120
>>6666115
Yeah, it's all forskin and smegma, that guy didn't clean his dick in 20 years. People offered him to do porn and he refused
![Level_C_11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T371oJO.jpg "Level_C_11[1].jpg")
Went to the park today
"I can see why you're wearing sweats!" the lady said.
"Why's that?" I asked back as I took her phone number from her.
"With that bulge making so much shade my knees would be cold too!"
>>6666475
The fuck?
Are you that 11+" anon?
>>6666493
Nope, that'd be me
>you will never find a PE method that works.
>you will never masturbate every night knowing knowing you're a bit bigger than yesterday.
>you will never try to wrap your hand arround your cock only to realize you can't touch your fingertips anymore.
>you will never graduate from one hand into two hand fapping, and find it infinitely more erotic.
>you will never cup your bigger balls, and feel them churn overfilled with spunk, one hand barely enough to hold one.
>you will never appreciate the new weight of your dick and how much it bulges in your old clothes, even when soft, nor how everything swings with evey step you make.
>you will never hesitantly lick the apple sized head of your penis once it reaches your lips, only to grow bold with each new one and end up lovingly shoving it in as deep as your mouth allows.
>>6666626
>>you will never graduate from one hand into two hand fapping, and find it infinitely more erotic.
Not gonna lie, nice as it is, you wind up one handing most of the time. Need that mouse hand, bro.
>>6665366
>Just goes to show that people who have huge cocks literally don't spend their time fapping to /d/ stuff
Sure there are, they just tend to be loser neets whose oversized dick is the only thing that gives them a modicum of self-confidence, so they seek out big dick porn to live out the self-indulgent fantasy they're too socially retarded to attempt irl.
Anyone has erotica on this?
I've already read Medicine Show and the Chili Palmer archive.
>>6666682
I love two-hand fapping, feels great, but anyone else feel that they kinda start to lose hardness after a couple seconds of it? I wish I could do it more, but one-handed is just more practical.
>>6667409
I like getting 2 handed handjobs but it does literally nothing for me on my own.
>>6666031
sauce on that?
>>6667610
Taikounart on FA
>>6667524
Same for me. Two hands is possible, but it's not that great. One hand is far more practical...mostly because it leads to more movement. Way more satisfying to slide all the way up and down than to slide half as far
![cmcws_SCAN_034_138[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jUeXrXx.png "cmcws_SCAN_034_138[1].png")
>>6666812
It's not my fault my single mother was a fanatical Christian that was absolutely certain I was a physical manifestation of sin. The only good thing about it is that all of this porn stuff is new to me, so I don't have to worry about stale content.
Utah, not even once.
>>6667893
>It's not my fault my single mother was a fanatical Christian that was absolutely certain I was a physical manifestation of sin.
Well with a beast like that between your legs we can see how she came to that conclusion.
>>6668084
I know you're trying to be funny but that kind of hits home. I remember arguing with her in sixth grade about how I couldn't wear briefs any more and she was adamant that I was lying or refusing to cooperate just to make her life more difficult.
>>6668099
Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've never had anything this extreme happen because of my cock. Most people don't even know. And only one time can I remember it ever coming up with someone I didn't intentionally show it to.
>>6668131
8x6 is actually a pretty fantastic considering what that one graph says. You know, the "woman's most desired" chart. And I guess it is true that anything over six inches girls consider huge, whether it's seven inches or (god forbid) fifteen.
>>6667669
>>6667524
>>6667409
I have none of these problems. But I can almost never finish with 2 hands because one has to hold the paper towel...
>>6668136
In all honesty, by the time you hit 8x6 you can pretty much count on being the biggest your partner ever has. You are like the 0.1%, you'll be sitting around flaccid and people will be staring in shock.
>>6668395
I'm a grower so...flaccid I'm pretty unimpressive.
But yes, I am commonly the biggest people have ever had...Can't honestly say I don't like that fact :P (biggest turn on ever)
>>6668403
>(biggest turn on ever)
Almost. Biggest turn on ever was either hooking up with an ex and having her admit I was her biggest ever, beating out myself in high school, or being second biggest a girl has ever hooked up with while flaccid.
>>6668442
I dunno, having a married woman pull out my cock and tell me how much bigger I am than her husband is pretty hot. Especially when she keeps mentioning it. "Fuck, he could never fill me like this" and "God, I've never choked on a cock before..." (apparently she thought she had no gag reflex...)
>>6666124
the article I read said he was having a hard time holding down a real job an even going to church
and that he was actively looking for work in porn
>>6669013
Yeah, I think we should just agree that cock worship is hot.
>>6669194
Yes. It all boils down that.
>>6666073
this is my real penis and people who say it's photoshopped CAN FUCK OFF
>>6669236
Goddamnit anon, i came here to fap, not laugh.
It's like one of those oversized pencils the kid in 4th grade used to beat your head with behind your seat.
>>6669139
Well, I do have the problem with the jobs myself, so I can't really deny that.
But I am pretty certain I read somewhere that he got offered to work as porn actor, but he turned the offers down.
>>6669194
I prefer big dick humiliation
>>6667893
Sauce: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/669607/6ee61d25cc/
>>6669236
This is definitely not a shoop, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few dicks in my time.
>>6669331
Quit this meme. Everyone thought I had a boner all the time when I first joined my brokerage but after getting massive returns no one gave a flying fuck about it because I was making the company money. You're not keeping jobs because of your dick, you're failing because you either are extremely creepy or you're a poor worker.
>>6669333
Quit this "woe is me" bull.
>>6669746
>My dick is so huge
>Nobody has a problem with that
>Get extra tips
>How can someone have a problem with a huge dick if mine is so awesome?
Well, Sorry that in my hometown we don't have any sluts that give you huge tips because they want to see your huge tip.
Life isn't the same for everyone. If your dick is so great enjoy it but don't tell me I can't feel bad about mine because you feel great about yours. That's bullshit.
I literally could not wear the uniform's pants because of it, had to take my private pants, got stared at by a bunch of customers and co workers.
Sorry for not being as lucky as you are. Must be really horrible to live in a world like this where you have to see people that are less fortunate than you.
Now, can we please get away from comparing cocks and bragging about who has it better/worse and shit like that? This is /d/ and we should post hentai, or at least stuff related to the topic, instead of "Muh dick is so great"
>>6669767
Here, I'll even start.
I should probably just dump all my stuff on Imgur...
>>6669767
I agree with most of this.
but...isn't this thread all about appreciating big dicks? The only problem is that some people ARE the big dicks.
>>6669777
Doesn't have to be apreciation, I guess.
Just kinks related to big dicks.
![It_s_My_Turn_Forever_015[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3WElIlL.png "It_s_My_Turn_Forever_015[1].png")
>>6669767
1. You're the one consistently bringing up how difficult life is;
2. You repeatedly talk about how your life is horrible while at the same time posting about how you get off to "bid dick humiliation," so we know your blog-posting is just you getting off;
3. You don't even know what a brokerage is, apparently, because you seem to thing I do better work somehow by having a large penis, which leads me to believe you're underage / a shut-in;
4. The only good trait you have is getting people to give you (You)s, because you're apparently starving for attention.
You haven't even done anything but apply for ONE job, and do you seriously think that people were looking at you funny because of your dick? Based on just you posting, it's blatantly obvious you're an outsider, a social failure, and people are staring at you because they are uncomfortable with your very presence. You are a disgusting human being, you are dragging down threads meant to facilitate the appreciate the male organ, and it would benefit all of us if you just stopped posting words.
Is that bs Asian Artist rule actually enforced? Cause I see tons and tons of western artists all over /d/
Also hard to tell who's asian, if you ask me
>>6669781
Dude, I've posted in these two threads maybe 5 times?
One of my favorites
Kay, done for now, gonna avoid reading more from Detective Grumpy up there
>>6669793
There's more than one detective
People just like shitting these threads up with personals
That's what /soc/ is for or something
People calling bullshit on 3D is good
>>6669799
Well, that's why I said we should maybe get back on track.
People were asking for a story back in the old thread, that's why I told them.
It came up again here, so I referred to my personal experience.
Fuck me, right?
I just don't understand why everything has to be ruined in some way.
can't people just tell their small stories and everyone either ignores it or inquires upon them, if they wanna read on?
It's about big dicks. If it's great having a massive schlong nobody bats an eye. If It's horrible to have a massive schlong every one loses their minds.
There are people though that get off to the negative side of it. I am one of those. And yes, my work stories are shit, but alo talking about them is
A: a great way to vent because I can not just go to my family and tell them about it, and
B: others may be interested in the fantasy of someone having such a huge schlong that he got fired over it.
If you call me an attention whore so be it. I can live with it. Always have. Tell someone over the internet you have a huge dick and you're either a liar or an attention whore (and a liar on top of that)
We all need to put on the big boy pants and stop being such a huge pile of pussies for fucks sake.
>>6669807
Already did somewhere further up
![06_019[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dfFJHYo.jpg "06_019[1].jpg")
>>6669811
>>6669813
How quickly the loud become silent...
>>6669813
Yup, cause I am not gonna post my actual dick on a website with thousands of random people.
>>6669821
>"thousands"
>unique posters: 39
Retard Level = Maximum
>>6669811
Wait wait...you think no one bats an eye when you brag about being big? People call you a creep or think you're an asshole. If most guys find out you're huge, they'll play it off as not mattering or they'll think you're a jerk for bringing it up (even if you didn't).
So...just no.
>>6669825
>implying everyone looking at this thread is posting
moron
>>6669821
.....one minute it IS your dick, and now you're admitting it's fake because you wanted to protect your anonymity? I was teetering on the fence when it came to your bullshit, but now it's completely overflowing.
>>6669832
Never said it was MY dick, did I?
Not like posting a pic of your dick is worth anything on 4chan if you don't post at least 10 different angles with the date written on it.
So I just completely avoided that "post date" bullshit and put some random dick from the internet in here
![KC176_07_eng[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jAOugLY.jpg "KC176_07_eng[1].jpg")
>>6669836
kek
>>6669834
I try to keep posting pictures with at least half of my posts, that way even the people who don't care for the conversation get some good fap material.
>>6669836
You're changing the subject. You were caught in an obvious lie. Get over it and quit digging the hole deeper.
>>6669845
Not changing the subject. I am admitting that it's not my dick.
I just explained why I do not post mine
>>6669407
Wow, I've never seen this uncensored. Is this from exhentai?
>>6669849
Believe so, I think it went up decensored about a month ago.
>>6669785
/d/ stopped being the mod's flavor of the month a couple months ago, they don't care anymore as long as it's not the OP or one of the first few pics, it seems like.
>>6669194
Source on that one?
>>6669836
>posts random bullshit dick in response to teasing
>nobody buys it
>"yeah, well, I do have a big dick but I'm too scared to post that online"
10/10 argument buddy, I'm sure everyone believes you
Got off a red-eye flight this morning. Thought of you all as I went through.
TSA put me through the scanner thing. Did a double take at the rendered image.
Nigger lady approached me. "Sir, what do you have in your pants?"
2AM. Little sleep. Irritated. "My cock, lady."
They don't like being snapped at. Forced to strip down. Not erotic at all because of how ugly these uneducated inbred fucks are.
Got giggles as I was putting on my shoes. Kind of pissed, maybe someone here will make a fantasy story to get off to about it.
>>6670151
I'll believe you if you post the rest of the comic
>>6670152
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/898074/e4f0b3d218/
>>6670151
i never thought about what it would be like to go through the airport while having a huge cock... and to think i just finished fapping -_-
>>6669841
This is one of my favorite images, fucking cock-slapping turns me on like a motherfucker.
>>6669407
Source? Can't seem to find it.
>>6669947
Amatarou- Lesson to You.
>>6670703
Did someone literally white-wash a Pearson image?
>>6670849
...I suppose I didn't think about it. I figured he'd just happened to do a white guy. But you're right...Pearson would never do that. He's far too racist for that.
![rzr_blowjob_08_17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R5WeoCD.jpg "rzr_blowjob_08_17[1].jpg")
Can someone explain this meme about how guys with huge dicks have sex every single day with multiple beautiful women?
>>6670879
Because it's porn and logic has no place there.
>>6670879
>Wait 'till the babes see this thing!
kek
>>6671002
Thank you for this! I'm very glad to know this.
I like Persons stuff, but I hate how every single one of them is ridiculously racist and cuckolded. I don't mind cuckold stuff, but I hate when it's ALL race-related.
http://www.bearchive.com/~addventure/game1/docs/1065/1065682.html
This might be up your alley guys.
>>6665334
>bullshit fantasy story
>horrible blurry border shoop on second pic, zoomed in penis pixels on first one
>.png photos
>reverse trackable
go be a fanfic writing cuck somewhere else
>>6671781
That's not, but this is.
http://www()asstr()org/~Kristen/heather/ron()txt
>>6669849
>http://exhentai.org/s/3f1dd33ea9/714913-1
here u go senpai
>>6670879
Source?
I'm pissed off at that Bud Light Superbowl commercial reminding me that it's difficult for me to have sex because of my size.
>>6673599
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/303395/e52d436c4d/
>>6673787
...........WTF?!?! That comic....
>>6669194
Desperately need source
>>6673837
Fuck off, newfag
>>6665366
>YOU LITERALLY START WORSHIPPING A FAG THAT GETS PICS OF OTHER DUDES WANGS POSTED ON HIS PHONE DAILY
Wishful thinking, I'd worship the nearest massive dick that I could find. If the dick is big enough I would do literally anything, my head is spinning and I'm diamonds
>>6674292
cute
So, what would be your ideal fantasy size for a single night experience?
How about for life?
>>6674555
One night: 15 inches long and 9 inches around.
Life: 12 inches long and 7 inches around.
>>6674557
You do realize that is totally impractical though, right? Real life isn't anime. You're super unlikely to find a woman that can take a 12 inch cock, if they even exist at all. You'd be banging a chick with like 5 inches of cock, and the other 8 would be left floating in the breeze.
>>6674579
You don't know my girlfriend.
Besides, I've had three girlfriends who used toys and every one took 10 inches or so.
>>6674555
For one night? 11x8. For life? 8x6. Maybe a bit thinner. I would want to be big enough to be in the "huge" category but not so big that sex would be an issue.
>>6674555
21"x12" for both.
Not planning on using it any time soon anyway :^)
>>6674555
I love this game.
>ideal fantasy size for a single night experience?
Something obscene that I could play with by myself for an entire day, sucking it dry all day long and feeling its weight swinging around between my legs. I'd say flaccid: 12" x 8"; erect: 16" x 10"
I'd really miss it after that day, so that'd be very sad, but on the plus side, it'd be nice to be able to use it on an actual person.
>How about for life?
8" x 6" without a doubt.
>>6674756
>>6674918
It feels so weird to have people pick my exact size when saying which size they wish they had. Seriously...I don't feel very huge
>>6674929
That's the point - it's not; statistically, it is very special, but it's not so far above average that it's without reason, and can still very easily be accommodated by a human partner.
>>6674933
True. And as someone mentioned earlier, it's most women's "Mr.Perfect" size.
It really does surprise me that science/medicine can't find a real functional penis enlargement method. It seems like something that wouldn't be impossible.
>>6661635
>looks up artist expecting traps
>all furshit
>>6675024
Possible?
yes
Feasible?
not so much.
>>6675024
The problem is, unlike most other organs, the penis has two very different states, and to switch between them over and over again without issue means the material must sacrifice something when compared to other organs. In this case its the regenerating ability of the tissue.
>>6663794
If you'd be so kind, I'd really like to have a specific number to attach to this story. How big are you?
Some stories from the deceased epiclustblog, think you guys might be interested.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/57dclvvy38vgm5j/NellyBengtsson.7z?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6a1if24ftx4dzla/AssortedStories.7z?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9akjxnbufncegrq/MLaTS.7z?dl=0
>>6674595
If their butts are well-trained you could possibly stick around 15" - 20" up there. Had one girlfriend, but she wasn't just into it, she was anal-crazed. The furthest she could take was 24", it was amazing to play with her.
>>6665381
artist and manga?
>>6675376
Damn nice
I had never seen the stories from the first link before
The last ones are on literotica though
Got any more?
>>6675636
I normally don't care about asking for source, but can't you read a filename?
Obligatory
>>6676809
Sauce?
>>6676877
Sorano Kanata
Did this thread died?
>>6666626
Threadly Reminder - don't confuse fantasy with reality... you'll ruin your dick
>>6679522
I know, I was simply writing some wishful thinking.
>>6669236
t-that's my fetish.
>>6680032
This artist is mine.
Fapping to these isn't gay as long as you picture yourself as the guy with the huge dick...
Right?
>>6679559
What possesses a person to post such horrifically shit-tier porn?
>>6682515
Hey, as long as it's not fucking tile patterns you fantasize about, everything is okay around here.
>>6682572
>implying Ohio wasn't weirder
Source: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/437080/b5ce014349/
http://exhentai.org/g/437080/b5ce014349/
>>6669775
soarse?
I don't care about seeing your dick or confirming this, but there's a reason /b/ made all the boobs pics have a little sticky note with the date and "/b/" written on them.
You should pretty much expect any image you've put on the internet before to show up in reverse image search, regardless of quality.
>>6668442
Being "the biggest flaccid" never seemed that great to me. Every time I try to explain it people miss the keyword flaccid and think it's the same worn out claim everyone says other people tell them, and then if they do follow what's actually being said they don't seem interested.
Now talking about sounding, THAT gets reactions. Not exactly the wanton desire kind, but still.
>>6683865
link?
>>6668084
sauce?
>>6684874
Source?
>>6679578
>your "PE method that works" is literally wishful thinking
>thoughts of having a big dick immediately translate into you actually having a bigger dick
>every time you catch yourself chubbing up, you chub up a little more
>based on your morning wood situation, you suspect you're a very active dreamer
>>6685556
If only the name was printed somewhere on the page...
>>6686605
>Duwang Hentai
>>6684874
This is great!
>gay
FUCKING HELL
>divorced, have a kid of my own, remarried a few years later
>she has a 14 year-old
>kid asks me if he can get new jockstraps now that baseball season is starting
>told him no because i bought him some last year
>he says they're too small
>mfw they're 4XL and he's got a 28-inch waist
I'm so glad that size is hereditary through the mom because if he got that thing from his dad I wouldn't be able to get hard during sex with her out of penis envy.
>>6686940
Jesus christ. How big do they come?
>>6686979
You didn't play sports?
>>6686979
all jockstraps are labeled as Large because no one want to buy small or medium ones
>>6686986
Bingo.
>>6686605
Sauce?
>>6685715
source?
>>6686940
well you better get him a new one, being cramped in there like that may stunt his growth. You wouldn't want that.
>>6687106
Biyaku ga Watashi o Mesu Nisuru
>>6686940
Holy fuck. Any idea how... gifted he is? Even flaccid he must be massive
>>6687514
>tfw I'm still imagining how hot it would be to be that size at that age
>>6686940
maybe he just has gigantic balls
>>6687627
>implying that isn't equally as hot
>>6686940
Size is hereditary through mothers side? Not that I don't believe it but any source on that?
>>6673778
need sauce
>>6688462
newfriend please.
>>6666626
I can tell you that I have been growing my dick and that it is possible. It's actually a natural process, methinks.
>>6688489
Sure, I"ll bite.
Do tell.
>>6688489
Content bump in hopes this isn't a troll.
>>6688489
Using this one weird trick I grew my penis to 18 inches.
Doctors hate me!
>>6688586
>less than two feet
get a load of little miss babydick over there
you got an SPH fetish or something? Is that why you stopped so small?
>>6688489 is talking about puberty, guys. It's a joke and he shouldn't be here.
man, I really need to lose some weigh, I'm above average but my ham thighs make it look tiny.
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