farting
Anyone got the boiler plate handy?
Wish more of you guys would try to learn how to make your own content and upload it.
For as long as I learned how to fap I've wanted to have my fetish fulfilled. Now that I have a fiancé that does, this stuff does absolutely nothing for me. I need to have the full sensory experience. Even the real thing is frustrating to satisfy because A) it comes rarely or she rarely wants to do it on my face because she knows I'll get worked up into a horny frenzy and we'll definitely have sex which limits it to times when she's got one brewing and is simultaneously in the mood for sum fuk, and B it comes without warning so you have zero time to tease yourself up and get in the mood for it like you would with fetish material. It happens in a fleeting moment and 90% of your enjoyment comes in its wake as you scramble to recall as much detail as you can to get off.
In a way, satisfying the fetish has ruined it for me.
>>6640763
Here you go anon. My own content. First time I ever drew something in a long fucking time and it only took me a half an hour. Now unless you want more shit like this, you're better off looking for good ass fart pics from artists who actually have the time and skill.
>>6640871
are you taking requests ITT?
>>6640763
because your such an accomplished artist
>>6640802
at this moment, you will have to cheat. point blank period. Buy an escort. I too have had the same problem and over the years, her gassiness has died down.
>>6642857
Also please make the sound effect BRRRAAAPPP
I really hope someone will do this...thanks a ton in advance.
>>6642860
found the heinz sales rep
>>6642860
Guess my image got removed due to being western. Annoying rule desu senpai.
The request was for a buxom blonde messily eating Heinz beans, spilling a few of them on herself (along with some of the sauce dripping down her chest), and nonchalantly leaning to fart.
>>6642933
>got removed due to being western
That doesn't really make any sense since there has already been a decent amount of western art posted in this thread and threads before it. but oh well
>>6642933
it was deleted because it was a fucking request
take it to /r/ or a drawthread
>>6643531
Umm...weren't requests always a thing on this thread? I mean, weren't Smeo, Galsia, Batcat, and Kbeezy doing that and weren't people thankful for that? This is from what I've seen.
I'm guessing it was deleted for being fully western, as in a professional western drawing. Not one of the requests here, and not palatable original content.
Apologies for this repost, people.
I finally did a thing.
>>6643831
Not bad, not bad at all.
Wonder if her spores spread that way...
>>6643831
I never knew I could get such a hard on from Toadette farting. Great job.
Got any more requests you're doing?
>>6645685
I have alot of requests that I should work on, if you have any idea or want to see something drawn you can send me a ask here http://weirdkenn.tumblr.com/
I think the most disgusting thing I've gotten into lately is thinking about girls whose farts are so foul they attract flies.
I blame this on a goofy story I read online somewhere where someone said something along the lines of "My wife says her farts don't smell but the flies that gather around her ass everytime she lets one rip beg to differ."
>>6646177
Dude...
That sounds pretty fuckin' hot. I don't know why but for the longest time smell has always been possibly the most arousing thing about this fetish to me. I dunno, I guess the idea of a cute girl ripping a fart that smells like something died up her ass just pulls a chord within me or something.
>>6646177
This. I used to add flies when I used to doodle fart art. Might post some.
>>6646227
Even better if she actually makes people pass out when she rips a powerful and nasty one.
>>6646177
honestly, i've always had this fet with girl poop, but i love the idea of it with farts! never thought of it that way. get working on stuff, artbros!
>>6645711
Here's hoping to us getting more farting Princess Daisy
>>6642474
I've never seen this version, this is awesome
Thank you
>>6646756
Daisy rocks. More flatulent Daisy!
>>6647194
A wish I can agree with!
>>6648179
Ugh, no edits please....
>>6642933
Wanted to try this one out. Hope you like it, anon.
>>6648519
Huh. Thought Octoboy didn't do farting girls anymore.
Glad to be proven wrong.
>>6648519
>an octoboy farting image without any grossly inflated ass & tits
now THIS is what I'm talking about
>>6648304
Not bad bruh, thanks.
>>6648864
I kinda like the "grossly inflated ass" though xD
>>6650668
I'm interested as well
Juicy pregnant one
https://youtu.be/uz95RDp_MbU?t=1m40s
>>6651466
what the fuck man
Any translatefags around? Gotta know what that sound effect is.
A thing i did with a friend.
Yet another thing i did with a friend.
I have a really good friend.
>>6652104
Woo! Cute gassy maids!
show me one good art from this fetish
>>6652261
here you go friend
>>6652261
>>6652261
>>6652261
>>6652261
>>6652068
Looks like a low grumbling/growling sound.
>>6652261
>>6648864
careful what you wish for
Does anyone know if a translated version of pws every made it to one of the dlsites? or is it just the paid version?
>>6651521
great, ain't it.
>>6652629
Fantastic, that's exactly what I was hoping for. <3
This guy's art is so cute
>>6653924
It is! xD I wanna cuddle dat Fatchouli!
How many of these pics are actually originally fart art and not just shopped?
>>6655315
I'd say 98% of them are.
>>6652105
Someone having to hide under that dress would make for a great story.
>>6650911
My favourite part of this picture is her smelling it
WE NEED SUMMER FARTS, FROM RICK AND MORTY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
>>6652261
>>6656906
I really like this, but damn, can't unsee those short arms.
>>6652261
I have the feeling that this guy just wanted to find something to jerk off to.
>>6657009
while i totally agree and am on board with this idea, summer pissing herself out of desperation or pleasure is much more in line with her character
>>6657876
What the fuck, man?
>>6642288
>Buy an escort.
Are there many escorts who would be willing to do farts?
>>6657998
Have you tried first? You call and ask them. It's that simple really. If they don't, move on to the next one.
>>6657887
This is pretty cute (though I never really got cake farts). Who did this btw?
>>6642288
Yeah, but don't cheat though. That's an insanely shitty thing to do to someone. If you really want to have sex with someone else, make sure your partner is okay with it.
I was hoping someone would do this eventually.
Slightly different version.
>>6642288
Dude, don't encourage cheating. Especially in a farting thread on the Internet.
>>6657009
God I'm so desperate for this
>>6658516
What does that mean in such a context? xD
God, I wish there was more content where the girl is forced to fart. Like, a story i read once had a girl suffering the farts of another girl (who was a tomboy and didn't mind) through initiation, and then she was forced to eat gassy foods and she began farting without control and had to smell her own. Any art or fanfics with forced farting?
>>6652261
the OP pic
>>6659854
Going off of that, I'd like to combine farting with mind/body control, where someone can just tell someone else to fart and they will against their will.
I remember seeing a doujin page of some woman getting fucked while she farts after every thrust. It showed like an x-ray of the gas being forced out too.
It's been years since I've seen it and I don't know if there's anyone to find it anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVVHqBLTVGE
DeviantFart podcast
>>6661324
slightly less cringey than expected
Here's a few mp3 rips I made a few threads back for the audiophiles out there.
https://mega.nz/#F!SIYjHaYS!f25e-JwztS61Ez_g5HDjzQ
>>6659854
Link to story?
>>6661324
Oh god somebody actually shared that here??
>>6663387
>>6663387
Opened this while scrolling past out of curiosity, and dammit Anon I may have a new fetish
Skunkgirl is 2cute
>>6663387
Who did this I must know
>>6661324
why would anyone do this
>>6661324
Trying to make it about writing is dumb and the gas discussion is a little awkward. Yuri sounds cute though, but barely chimes in.
>>6663387
Please, source?
>>6663416
I miss this artist...
>>6664374
Wariobake?
>>6664267
I really don't know...
Giant girls using fart bubbles to destroy navy. News at 11.
>>6663425
Skunkgirls are best girls
>>6664664
Thanks for it anyway, amazing gif.
>>6664222
yuri here ty anon, we actually have a third one coming out and i talk a lot at the end but its just stupid deviantart drama stuff. if anyone wants my dA you know it lmao hmu
>>6665458
The show itself is reasonable enough and i'd like to see it continue. I just feel it'd be more interesting talking about the fetish in general and discussing aspects of it from art/lit/experiances/videos/games ect rather then deviant art and general writing skills. It's a podcast for farts rather then literature after all.
Get some extra guests on the show if people seem interested. More like a public psychology discussion then how to write shit.
but idk rofl I just like hearing a cute voice introduce themselves as "yurifarts" makes me giggle.
>>6665458
I think you all should talk about personal experiences. Or when you first discovered your fetish. Stuff like that.
Does anyone have any pics of businesswomen struggling to hold in their farts or embarrassingly letting rip in the office?
>>6664374
>D'oh I miss this artist
FTFY
>>6657009
I commissioned a pic for this idea, I'll post it in the next thread, or on nyou booru since its American art.
>>6657009
>Wanting to jerk to a character who believes in the wage gap.
Ultimate blue fartpill, bro.
>>6666480
i can't believe i'm saying this but you don't need to agree with a fictional character's politics to find their farts sexually attractive
>>6666362
this reminds me of a video preview of some japanese girls doing this that floats around on some porn sites. i'd do anything for the full version of that vid lol
>>6666482
It's not even politics; it's believing a blatant lie. And believe it or not, that post wasn't 100% serious.
>>6666489
I think I saw that once. I'd do anything just to find that preview again. I've tried looking for it with no success.
>>6666565
Please. Sauce, you magnificent bastard.
>>6666599
>may have it bookmarked and downloaded.
This is embarrassing. I was going for a
>le never do it for free joker
Style banter but I'm struggling to find it in my folders.
There are a lot of "'sugoi's" in there if I remember straight. They're wearing nylons and there are a few under the table shots right?
>>6666599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0ULxcRPU00
Is it the clip in the end?
I just may have the full video, I've got a shameful amount of content to scramble through if it is.
>>6666642
Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>6666690
Welp. If my memory hasn't failed me, I believe that's the one.
>>6666690
MEGA IT PLS
>>6666690
if I may ask for something specific, you have any role playing fart clips? like, where the girl acts like it's natural and is embarrassed about it?
>>6666565
funny enough, the vid linked above i've seen the full vid of that too. there's another one that has the title "hidden office camera fart" or something like that and it specifically focuses on a bunch of girls being embarrassed and trying to hide it... i remember there's a scene where one of the girls runs to a closet and rips GIANT farts because she's been holding it for so long.
>>6666918
>Anonymous 02/03/16(Wed)10:52:03 No.
please find it kind man
>>6667076
i will look for the 2min long preview and post it and hopefully someone else can help me find the full vid (ive been looking for it for so long)
If Galsia is around, could you honor a request for me involving your skunk monsumes?
>>6667155
Just something like the plus and minuses of scissoring skunk monsume.
>>6666339
We did talk a bit about that on the first part. And a bit more in the next part.
Now that Hanako of the toilets is in a hentai, do you think Hanapi will show up too?
Are any translatefriends around?
>>6667155
I... have no idea what a monsume is.
>>6667617
Monsume is monster girl, but I think they (your girls) are far more girl than monster.
>>6667117
no idea if this thread is fine w/ pornhub links or not but here's the preview clip of what i'm talking about
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=367333466
>>6667695
You can't fuse the mon and the musume like that becuase the character musume for girl is just that, one character.
So the smallest abbrieviation possible is モン娘 or MonMusume. To someone who knows at least Weeb level Japanese, monsume sounds like a nasty pun or what your dad thinks Pokemon are called.
>>6667910
Going off of what I think anon meant. Not affirming it.
Fart thread, where we are all kind intellectuals, snorting farts.
>>6666690
Holy fuck, those clips were amazing, haha!
If someone could do Soraka from League farting it would be amazing
>>6668380
Please!
>>6668380
here is something for you to go off of
>>6668631
yeah I know this pic but it isn't really farting it's just face sitting
still nice tho
Is their video of a Japanese girl with Loud/Bubbly Farts?
>>6669298
>clean version
...
Where's the dirty version?
>>6670121
>posting James
That’s a paddlin’
>>6665087
this picture is amazing because of the implication
>>6670277
You know, the implication. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
Anyone have some good gassy story links?
>>6670424
will pay with more 13o images
>>6670424
I've done some Touhou based fart stories.
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewuser.php?uid=28377
mkfantasy.tumblr.com
>>6670686
>mkfantasy.tumblr.com
Eh, it's alright.
fiora from league
>>6640612
>Her gas can crack concrete
>And she's always gassy
>Wants to try facesitting
Would you?
>>6672324
let's die like a hero
>>6670492
I don't mean to push you or anything, but I'd love to see more content/stories from you.
>>6672324
I'd give my life/Not for honor, but for you
>>6673435
Source?
>>6673580
chukoko is a girl
>>6673407
That's flattering. I just haven't really had any new ideas yet.
>>6674011
That's nice.
>>6674096
I'm a huge fan of gassy 2hus
I'd love to discuss some ideas with you if you want
fart girl
fart girl
No one posted Summer farting. Im dissapointed...
>>6674096
Cirno and Chen farting? Maybe momiji? Bruh pls
https://youtu.be/bxtqT7MNYcs
Gaze upon my farts, and despair.
>>6673580
The character's super fucking hot. I wish she'd draw more of her.
>>6675788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAbl1DbQk2
Bit more on the scattish side so fair warning to all
>>6675995
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CAbl1DbQk2
the fuck why anon
>>6675995
That was actually kinda relaxing to me, even if it did give me a huge boner. Nice stuff anon. you make this yourself?
>>6662723
Sorry for the lateness, anon:
http://fartforums.freeforums.org/sorority-stinkers-t1189.html
>>6675995
i guess why you would do this but the CONSTANT squelching noise in the background is fucking horrifying thats not how shitting sounds like, that's how it sounds like if you grind a whole cow into paste why man
>>6677077
>On Tue Aug 4, 1998
Holy shit I had no idea people were making stories about this fetish back then. In fact, I always thought the fart fetish was more of a modern thing.
>>6677114
...I think that's the setting of the story, rico.
If there were a point where it became illegal to have and act on this fetish, I wouldn't even be mad at being shot on a firing line for shit like this existing.
I had it coming for not distancing myself from it, or at least contributing to its destruction, Jesus H. Christ.
>>6677127
It's some onomatopoeia. Is this your first time seeing it in a fart story or what?
>>6677140
>Is this your first time seeing it in a fart story or what?
>first time
Not remotely. But the maker knows every time I do I claw at the fabric of being and hope that it's my last.
>>6677300
>>6677152
stinkyhugs does it right. no "PFFFFFFOOOORRRT" that goes on for three lines, just enough to get the point across, and then actual writing to describe what happened.
http://stinkyhugs.deviantart.com/art/Working-with-Quarians-589037284
one thing that i noticed, and i want to open this up to ask everyone, but while the girls in this story and others always enjoy farting and the men either love it or hate it depending on the tone, there's rarely a sexual component to it. the guy almost never jerks off and the girl doesn't play with herself while farting. it might be a deviantart content policy, but who knows.
i was wondering if anyone here enjoys farting on its own terms, or if it goes hand in hand with sex? in a recent comic from "he-who-must-not-be-named", his characters say explicitly that they fart when they're turned on, they don't get turned on by farting. that might be bullshit, but i wanted to know what other people think, male and female opinions.
>>6677114
Idiot, James Joyce was a known fart fetishist and even wrote his own fart stories
>>6677127
I'm pretty sure if there was a fart fetishist holocaust, they would try to gas us.
>>6675659
How about something on Patchy?
preferably set to this pic and the others that set. The translations are on nyoubooru
>>6677533
Hmm...I've always wanted to do a story on Patchy. I just haven't come up with a good scenario. Hmm. say, are you the anon who offered to discuss ideas for stories?
>>6677127
I LOVE onomatopoeia for farts in stories. It's a great way to show how powerful the gas is.
>>6677586
No. :^)
>>6677550
Yup, thats me
>>6672324
IIRC Jade Lee already made her family her fart slaves (parents, and senior adults included) so ehhhhh... the less you know anon!
>>6675995
It is a thing of disgusting beauty. I have created a bathroom edit.
https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ
All it needs is some 'anime' girl sighs'. As a scat writer, it's OTT enough to be excellent inspiration.
>>6677504
If they ever tried to round us up in one place, it'd most likely be to set us on fire.
>>6677601
Is there a way we can get in touch? Like with Skype or something? It'd be nice to chat with you directly!
