Fart Thread
A sudden silent assassination edition
Previous thread>>6495838
Burps/Belches also welcome. Futa farts allowed, we don't mind fetish mixing. No furry though.
>Remember to ignore the trolls, do not take the bait.
>Try to post new content.
>Artists welcome and respected.
>No Scat. Yes, there is a difference.
Onara/Eproctophilia Resources:
Nyoubooru (Fart Image Aggregation)
Dutchoven (for edits)
Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
Every Friday is fart friday on Flash. Bring your Onara flashes.
Well at least someone started it again.
and that's all folks
>>6528497
So....your fetish is.....shit particles flying into your nose? I dont get it man.
>>6528620
and I don't get why anyone would want a woman to have a penis.
Fetishes are weird and you should get off /d/.
For all those people who said FreeFallen gave up on drawing farts, here's what I say to you.
Look at pic related. ;) Tis recent.
continuing the discussion from the previous thread - onomatopoeia in fart erotica is just lazy writing. i mean that's fine, I just think it's much more interesting when events are expressed using words rather than silly looking approximations of sound. it seems to me any hack can string together a series of ppppoffffffttts and prrrrrbktltltltppps or whatever and is just boring to read.
>>6528972
Well anybody using a K to describe a fart in an onomatopoeia should never be using an onomatopoeia to begin with.
>>6528972
I don't mind a little onomatopoeia, but when it goes overboard into full paragraphs, then it's just not worth it. That's why I prefer the way it's done in hentai, with simple onomatopoeia, but never for long periods. Also helps that sometimes they go right into the ass fucking, but that's just me.
a woman's fart is the most intimate scent her body produces. it's a familiar scent to herself and she strives to hide from everyone else.
I'm struggling to find good burping content that isn't after a girl eating another girl
pic is me contributing, not related to this ^^
>>6529192
I'ma dump some burping pics so we can get it going tho
>>6529201
>>6529202
Like most of us in this thread, I prefer girl gas, but it seems like the best farters are all guys. Take this guy for example: he keeps a fart going for over 3 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiIfZnFtPG8
As if that wasn't crazy enough, he claims he doesn't butt breathe and this is all natural gas. Apparently he's lactose intolerant and will sometimes drink milk or something then hold it in until he feels like he's going to explode and this is the result.
>>6529192
getting a burping commie from Lazie soon™, I'll post it here or in the next thread, depending if it takes him too long.
Meanwhile have this, from Phido.
>>6529340
Yay more burping, don't see much of those around.
>>6528718
>tfw this image would have actually been really good if that big bulging dick weren't there
>>6528646
Typical bratty response, shows your immaturity, man.
>>6529161
This was your chance to set the record straight. but as it stands now, you just like the smell of poo and thereby love shit all over your face. I can help you with that.
nobody respond. nothing good will come of it.
>>6529528
what's going on in this pic? is his desk in her butt? why are her breasts hanging out?
>>6528983
Yeah, I think they are much more suited for pictures than stories. Like I said in the previous thread, it's just a lazy shortcut to use them in a story.
For example, which is hotter:
>pppprrrrrrrrrbbbbttttttttttttttttt
or
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
the formatting is probably going to be fucked up, sorry in advance
>>6529564
Dude, I'd rather take "PFRRRRT" over that dumbass paragraph of fluff any day. Maybe it'd be better if it was written well, but that junk you just wrote is tryhard as hell and just stupid.
>>6529570
>not recognizing that excerpt from James Joyce's love letters to his wife.
>>6529570
lol. I didn't write it, it's from James Joyce (one of the most celebrated authors of the 20th century).
>>6529521
I'm genuinely interested.
>>6529597
if that were true you wouldn't use overly inflammatory language and a condescending tone. please just go away.
>>6529564
>fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside
>long windy ones, quick little merry cracks
>a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole
>the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have.
>dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night
muh dick
>>6529607
I think you're being very sensitive about this....about farts...
You're getting riled up over farts. Take a step back and savor the absurdity of this!
the fuck is this shit?
>>6529597
A lot of people try rationalizing it with stuff like the dichotomy of seeing a hot girl doing something unladylike, the way girls only do it around people they feel comfortable around, the embarrassment and/or the relief. Personally, though, I never really thought about that kind of stuff until after I got the fetish.
All I know is the main theory behind fetishes is that they stem from your childhood. And when I was a kid, farts were like the funniest thing in the world to me to the point where I'd amuse myself by thinking about people or fictional characters farting. After a while, these thoughts still made me laugh (and honestly, I still keep a sense of humor about it because something about the prospect of beating off to farts with a straight face just seems weird to me), but they started giving me boners too. I guess that was around the times I started noticing ass. All I know is it's just a weird obsession that became sexual for one reason or another.
>>6529649
While I enjoy the irony of people getting butthurt in a fart thread, we've had our fair share of trolls in the past and this question gets asked a lot, so I suppose I could see why some people would be annoyed.
>>6529682
why did you reply.
why.
just... don't.
>>6529682
If it's coming from an angle where they show degeneracy, I think I could get it. I suppose it's a bit like trap threads. Some like the idea of wearing the clothes, some like the idea of dominating.
I suppose, like you say there isnt any one answer to a question like that.
Thanks for answering truthfully and not being a crybaby about it.
>>6528646
I've been told yoga makes girls fart. I've done a few classes though and haven't noticed any.
>>6529749
See, this victimhood attitude of your is why you get "trolled" so much, dickless pansy.
I got my answer and have a better understanding of it now. I leave with curiosity satisfied.
>>6529682
see? this is why you don't engage them ^
>>6529794
I've been following this back and forth debate and honestly I've got to say I think it's you who's riling things up out of anyone in this thread....just an observation anon.
>>6529764
It does, at least it makes me fart. Look up “wind reliving pose” for the one that gets me going the most.
>>6529811
right, because I'm the one that's using pejoratives/insults and goading people. ok, got it.
I never understood why the common instrument being used in fart imagery is a trumpet or flute. It can't be dungeon, since you need your tongue to play those, you don't need it for a Sax, or one of those warbling sound box things.
Just think of it, a girl playing a soulful blues riff on her ass sax.
>>6529872
Jesus Christ, I forgot about that fucking comic. About time I actually finished it.
>>6529832
lol...
>>6529320
this is new, neato.
>>6529363
Is this better?
So many people are adding random fart images with every comment. Is that a requirement? Common courtesy? Just because you feel like it? How shall I do this without committing a faux pas?
>>6530256
It's part of a secret handshake between initiates. If you send the wrong themed image, they'll know you're a spy.
>>6529528
no but seriously can someone explain this image to me? is his desk inside her butt or what
>>6530281
It's just a silly scenario where the 'office' of the tiny guy is located inside the rectum of a female co-worker and her farts are highly disruptive to his work environment.
>>6530287
ok that's what I thought I just didn't know if there was some back story I was missing?? is this a common theme or something?
i quite like the picture, although I have to admit I'm a little perplexed by the desk in her butt thing
Office in a rectum?
Does he get a dental plan?
What are they doing about his 401k?
Does he have to pay rent for office space?
How is his vacation time planned out?
Where does he use the bathroom and eat?
Do they pay him extra for dangerous working conditions on taco tuesday?
I checked online and found that was an anonymous commission somewhere on Ariyon, Doubt anyone thought through it THAT far. But if I were the one to answer it:
He would need one.
Have him retire somewhere warm and exotic, like the spleen.
If i were him, i'd need no vacations.
In the bathroom and the dining room, of course!
He should pay THEM. If he's HER boss, taco tuseday is when he should pay her overtime.
>>6529589
(the greatest author of all time)
"They said about Eleazar ben Durdia that there was no prostitute in the world with whom he did not have intercourse at least once. He heard that there was one particular prostitute in a town near the sea who would receive a purse full of dinars for her services. He took a purse full of dinars and went to her, crossing over seven rivers. During intercourse she passed gas. She said: Just like this gas will never return to its place so too Eleazar ben Durdia will never have his repentance accepted (literally - will never return)."
Babylonian Talmud, Avodah Zara (Idolatry), 17a
>>6529564
Neither
Trying to make farting "sexy" is cringeworth as fuck and the PFFFFDFBFBTBHDHRHRBTTTTTT things are pointless since you already know that it's a fart, and they often take up an annoying large part of the picture
>>6530623
I find it more subjective then anything. Imagery is different to most people. I for one barely glance at onomotapoeia, but i use it to visualize the sound.
There is much difference between:
FFFFFFPPPRRRRRRRPPRT!
BBBRRRAAAARRRPPPP!
And SPPPLLLOOORRRCCCHHH!
you can tell they are dry to wet, airy to "Check your underwear"
>>6530256
>So many people are adding random fart images with every comment.
Are you retarded? Do you not understand the purpose of this thread? You post porn you fucking idiot. What the hell are you on about?
Just post porn, and if you want to discuss something, at least post porn while you're doing that.
Just lurk more. Seriously.
>>6530760
In order:
-No I'm not, but thank you for worrying.
-I admit, I didn't understand the purpose of the thread.
-I'm currently asking BECAUSE I don't know, actually.
-I will do that, then. Thank you sir.
-And lurking isn't really my style.
>>6529877
Can we get more fart smelling??? I have almost none
>>6530857
Forgot to mention that i strongly prefer girls smelling farts... (only pic i had was that so yeah)
Here's some facefarting for you guys.
Man, I really wish Windbreaker didn't just die. Combined two of my favorite kinks (farts and superheroines) while being generally silly.
>>6530957
Smeo the best <3
Touhou farts are the best.
Story dump time
Going to stop before it gets shitty.
>>6532085
Rest starts the scat, so no more of this one.
>>6532589
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>>6532600
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>>6532612
Who wants snake lady?
/f/art friday??
post /f/
>>6531884
Yes. Yes they are.
>>6529564
I'd say a "PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRBBBBTTT" followed by a nice description of the fart. The onomatopoeia helps to emphasize the power of the fart. I enjoy them in fart fictions and that's why I use them in my stories.
>>6532951
I agree 100%. And on an unrelated note, I wish there were more images like this. The world needs more gassy Senrans dammit.
>>6532982
That's true. I'd love to read more Senran Kagura fart fics too. I recently came across one involving Haruka:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11181577/1/Haruka-s-Farting-Problem
I think it would be funny if Quiet from Metal Gear blew an extremely loud fart, then got caught.
>>6532611
What is this? Who's the artist?
>>6533059
>that story
dick is officially harder than diamonds, especially since Haruka is my favorite Senran girl. I particularly like the descriptions of the smell of her farts, that kinda stuff really makes a fart fic for me.
>>6533169
I agree. I also like it when the girl passing gas is described as having a big butt. That makes it all the better!
In case you didn't see them from the last thread,allow me to post three Touhou-based fics I did:
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=793
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=794
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=858
>>6532951
the sound effects are juvenile imo. there's a reason adjectives exist.
>>6533225
Just knowing it was a strong fart doesn't really do much for me in the long run. The sound effects bring it to life in a way. But hey, to each their own.
>>6533225
>farting
>not juvenile in itself
>>6532982
But theres so many Senran girls
>>6532703
Fucking hot. More stories like this please
>>6533348
That's exactly why there should be a whole lot more fart art of them, y'know?
/d/ help me
i have fart fetish i fulfilled with many girls but my current gf has horrible smell
how do i make her have better smell for fart
The art on this one might not be too excellent, but considering the fact that it's probably the only piece of Tepet fart art in existence, it's pretty good.
>>6534527
Are you complaining about how her farts stink?
>>6532951
I completely agree, where can I find your stories?
>>6534527
Less meat, more fruit.
I recommend lots of peaches and strawberries.
>>6534704
yes i am my old girlfriend smell very nice, i like very much.
other girlfriend also smell ok. like fart but ok and very erect my penis!!
this one very smell bad. i like ok smell but bad smell bad? hekp
Getting high and having your wife fart on you is next level face farting. Eternal bliss
>>6533796
How about a gif?
>>6534240
Who is the artist who drew this? I've sene the ony with that ginger and other girl farting and holding eachother down... It's so hot
>>6535517
6Q.
Pic not related.
>>6535474
too fast and twitchy. Makes me lol more than anything.
>>6535529
Links to any of his pages anywhere? Can't seem to find him
>>6536000
http://exhentai.org/g/741023/1b9fea71f0/
Also contains poo poo, so there's that.
Also check'd
Gonna be a shot in the dark here, but I'm looking for that one "Living in a bottle 2" flash game that was on deviantart once upon a time. One of you assholes have to have it somewhere, right?
>>6536539
Bump, one of the few things I regret not downloading.
>>6536554
Fuck me, I fucking loved it while it was up, I'm a dumbass for not downloading it as well.
How about some lipples?
>>6536594
"Lipples" are kinda creepy...
>>6536598
^^
I saw that flash games were discussed, this one is amazing :
https://aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=79&t=38641
anyone got other good games? preferably with burps aswel (or only burps)
>>6537125
I have tried extensively.
>>6534902
this engrish is 10/10
>>6534902
>very erect my penis
my sides
>>6535474
[FLATULENCE INTENSIFIES]
It's absolutely criminal how little Eight Marbles fart art there is
>>6534902
>very erect my penis
Didn't know that Yoda had a fart fetish.
>>6538734
Sometimes eating less meant and more vegetables reduces fart odor.
something I've never understood is why the vast majority of fart pics utilize strange characters as the subject. like weird costumes, scenarios, or strange action hero type look. really wish there was more just normal girls farting.
>>6539152
less meat, sorry
>>6528972
Where can I find some of this fart erotica?
I think this fetish is best expressed in words, or at least a comic with a story. The idea of a girl carton is hot but pictures of giant yellow gas clouds are just silly.
>>6539189
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/index.php has a great range of stories. You might need an account to read all of them though. Some stories contain 'harder' content, so check the warnings.
Also /D/eviantart lives up to its name as far as story content goes...then there's this guy.
http://fav.me/d4cz1dm
Count the number of pages!
>>6539888
Me personally, I haven't been a huge fan of Sellcon's work and typically avoid reading them. Especially since the endorsement of Rita Lector, whom personally I find to be one of the most unlikable female farters I've seen.
>>6539888
>>6540279
I like his stories for the scale of the farts, and the mini gts aspect. Nobody else really does that. And I really enjoyed the slow escalation of power and size that has been going on throughout the stories.
But he does get fucking weird. Like with the dad being addicted to his daughters farts, his obsessive attention to pointless details, how utterly psychopathic all his characters are, and how much wordy filler there is in every story.
Guy is annoyingly autistic, but man is he the best at describing the size, smell, and power of farts.
And yeah the Rita thing is annoying. I don't mind the character as much as the author Bakura. That dude is the most obnoxious fucker I've had the displeasure of talking to.
>>6540279
>>6540361
Some people never write a novel in their lifetime, he can (pun intended) shit them out, so despite the autism and huge "wtf am I reading" moments I get, I'll commend the effort, if not the result.
His work does give me a huge 'early 90's' vibe with bungling government workers trying to control a rampaging monster while lolfarting happens. Police Squad comes to mind also, which kinda spoils if for me.
I'm just glad that I avoided the drama.
Is there any hyperfarting content?
>>6540279
>>6540361
Yeah, Sellcon is best when he's describing darts, but his girls are so over the top/obnoxiously arrogant they drown out any real enjoyment I can get with his stories.
His acceptance of Bakura is also so confusing, he actually semi-plagarizes his stories, so I have no idea why he's actually fine with Bakura. Does Bakura commission him? It's the only way sellcon writing stuff with his shitty pyschopath character makes any fucking sense
today i farted around my girlfriend like 20 times. she kept trying to plug my ass and eventually started massaging and rubbing it to encourage the farts out.
several were directly on her face and she just laughed.
thoughts?
>>6540923
gril¿?
>>6540930
fuck no im a dude. but i love farting on my girl. i was once sitting on her face and getting her off with a hitachi, and right when she said she was going to cum i farted on her. she said she liked it.
>>6540934
>Male farting
Gross
Well, I she stated that she likes it, go full broadside on her then.
>>6540923
>>6540934
>I'm a dude
And just like that, my boner is gone.
I understand where you're all coming from when you say Sellcon's stories get wierd.
I liked his first story, liked the cop-dad who was willing to enter his daughter's ass for whatever reason it was back then. Guy seemed like a strong man dealing with his gassy daughter and trying to raise her right.
Then the guy had to live off his daughter's farts and all but went oh his knees to worship her since her ass now decides who lives and who dies...
And she was okay with that.
NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNolongerreading.
#NotAllFathers
So I moved over to watching thedrifter91 and reading his stories.
Never regretted it. Ever.
In other news, bellies anyone?
...Anyone?
>>6540923
>>6540934
I'm probably in the minority here, but I sometimes wish there was more M/f content.
Although for me, it's less about the guy farting and more about the girl's reaction to it. Something about a girl that likes farts is always hot to me, whether she's obsessed with her own or her partner's.
>>6541030
Yes to bellies. also yes to Drifter but I'm sure people here already knew THAT part.
>>6541156
I think I agree, as long as the focus is mainly on the girl and her arousal.
But still girl gas >>>>> guy gas.
>>6539888
>http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/index.php has a great range of stories.
I'm sure it does. But it won't let me read any stories without registering an account. And it doesn't send confirmation emails so you can log in to your account and read shit. It's broken.
>>6541306
Aye carumba!
It's the wonders of ole' web 1.0 I'm not an admin but I'd suggest trying a different email addy/browser combo as the newest member was last month. Does the 'forgot password' form work for you?
Found a pretty sexy Dom in my area that specializes in farting and fetishes of that ilk (breathplay, gs, ts, etc.). I'm gonna pay $250 for a woman to fart in my face for an hour. What has my life become.
>>6540934
Does she have a fart fetish? I too am into m/f stuff as long as there is reciprocation.
new art by 13o
>>6541952
FINALLY!! I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE A DUTCH OVEN DONE CORRECTLY!
This surmises at least 60% of every wet dream i've had for the past 3 years give or take.
>>6542086
>surmises
Fuck, that didn't mean what I thought it did. Autocorrect, asshole.
>>6541952
This is one of the hottest pics I've ever seen. Must have more.
What about centauresses? Anyone like those?
Do you guys even fart thread.
more stuff by 13o
that's all for today. I would post the rest but It would take too long and I don't want to clog up the thread with too many images
>>6542796
I like this that's pretty cute
>>6543149
thanks because those are horrible
>>6543305
I'll admit I'm more fond of works like pic related more than the ones he releases in huge sets, but they are by no means horrible.
It's a shame the only thing ttl draws is femdom, his art is pretty good
>>6543305
literal shit taste confirmed
>>6543338
The huge sets are my favorite. It's like a POV video you watch at your own pace. And I love the artist's detail put into the density and fading of the gas, and how the girls shift into different positions on top of the viewer.
Had to share:
2 nights ago I was really drunk with my girlfriend and apparently I was going on and on about how I wanted her to fart in my face. The next morning I couldn't remember anything but she told me the night Before I kept trying to fuck her ass and get her to fart. I was pretty embarrassed. Then later on she was cooking dinner and didn't want to chop onions and asked me to do it. I told her fine, but she's gotta let me sniff her ass for a minute. She agreed, I helped with dinner, and when the pot was simmering she pulled down her pants and bent over the armrest on couch, and said ok, lick my butthole. I didn't really think she would do it like that but I was happy. I went in for a deep sniff and as soon as I got close she let out a fart. She laughed and said I hope you like it as much as you say you would yesterday. I did. We had the best sex in a long time after that. I got my dick sucked, she forced me to lick her farting ass, she was coming hard when we fucked too, which I admit rarely happens without clitoral stimulation. I liked at she kissed me passionately even after my mouth tasted like her stinky bootyhole. Crazy fun night
>>6544044
actually you're right
I didn't look at them closely, I thought it was just a bunch of crude drawings of a fart cloud. i now see it's more nuanced than that. sorry for being an asshole.
>>6544137
>I was going on and on about how I wanted her to fart in my face
the things girls put up with lol
Taiho always having a good time.
Also there is a fart thread on GIF, we are branching out.
>>6544492
sauce pls
Here's the commission I've got from Lazei and said I would post it up here.
>>6545338
>>6544572
Also have a girlfriend who indulges my fetish like this, was nuzzling her ass this morning even and got a seriously bad nose burning sulphurous little puff in my face. I still like reading about other anons experiences though and using my imagination, stop bringing us normals down with your pathetic foreveralone shit.
>>6545330
As nice as that is, it's not a fart xD
>>6545526
Well, OP said burps welcome, so I posted this.
>>6544252
It's understandable, the sets are really long(30+ images) so each frame alone could easily be misinterpreted without seeing them in sequence. Posting every image would flood the thread, too.
>>6541030
Bellies always. Rumbly ones!
>>6544253
Like I said, I was truly embarrassed lol more so because I don't remember it at all.. I might have said some rediculous shit. I'm glad she's a good sport .
>>6544572
Didn't mean to be discouraging guy, more like trying to say it's not as unthinkable as the fetish seems at times.
Thought you would appreciate a real story more than the dumb shit on deviant art.
Also I didn't mention this before but my girlfriend tries to fart during sex now lol it's kind of dumb since I don't really see/smell her ass in missionary, only hear it, but she said she does it for me. During doggy she has yet to push one out, but I've seen her butthole pushing and winking, trying hard. One day...
I'm giving her sugar free Cherry ludens for tonight... I'm hoping for explosive farts later
>>6545536
seems like they would be well suited for a slowly paced gif?
can we just agree to ignore the whining forever alone guy. irl fart stories have always been welcome here.
Is it bad that I get unreasonably excited whenever 13o uploads some new art?
>>6546119
I'm with you anon, he's my current fave active artist.
>>6543020
>Her sniffing it
Diamonds
Anyone have more with that?
>>6546463
Lol repost
>>6546100
Someone post the sources in an album, and I'll see what I can do
>>6546121
Poor (lucky?) Koakuma.
How about Oedipus Complexes people? What is your thoughts on those?
>>6548594
fml
>>6548744
fucking hilarious
>>6551178
This is why people get bombed.
>>6539888
>>6541373
>decide to check the tabs since I never payed attention
>Valkyria Chronicles has one
>no stories
Oh boy here we go. Is an anon willing to write a story? Preferably with Alicia and no scat involved. Don't want to make this into a request, I just want to read a story that's not shit; I'm desperate to see Alicia fart.
Since I'm pretty sure the requester for the Saber/Caster thing is also around here, did not forget about it.
i like to go to small coffee shops that only have a single uni-sex restroom. I'll sit nearby and whenever I notice a cute girl go in, I'll start aa timer. If she's in there longer than a few minutes, it's usually because she's pooping. I'll make a point to go in right after her to appreciate the lingering scent. sometimes if they're taking a particularly long time I'll knock then wait outside the door. as I pass them to enter, most give me this distressed "I'm so sorry it stinks so bad" kind of look. the best ones are when they leave a poop streak in the bowl.
>>6554173
wow dude, get the fuck out of here. That's far too creepy.
>>6554570
I agree. holy shit!
That's a 'morally wrong but technically not a crime' right there.
>>6554583
what's morally wrong about it? I'm not violating anyone's privacy.
