I only have a few pictures, just hoping to start a thread. I love this board, just swapped from a broken laptop to a desktop, hoping to stock up on the best humor.
I'll post this again.
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>>6014561
And that's the last of that.
>>6014562
I love it
Let's see what else I have...
Opening up my screencap folder, gonna post those tired old caps everyone has already seen a dozen or more times.
And then after that I'd rather see more new stuff rather than old stuff.
Now this one I have some follow ups to.
I'll get to those later.
I only have 17 caps from /d/.
Maybe I should be more selective over the ones I post.
>>6014575
Here's one.
Man, I really miss the jet girl craze.
>>6014562
That was amazing. [spoiler]I'm now waifu-ing Ken.[/spoiler]
Sexualizing taxes.
There's a KotH discussion for every board subject I think.
I'm pretty sure reading things in a character's voice is someone's fetish.
Yeah, it must be.
>>6014582
God damn I love /d/ science
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>>6014578
He's not wrong.
Now I want to see new things posted.
Things none of us, or at least very few of us, have seen before.
>>6014593
I'm not even going to check this math.
I think number crunching was just someone's wank material for that evening.
>>6014567
I missed when Shadman did a bit of humor along with his porn...
>>5954975
so this just happened
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>>6014668
Oh nein mein friend the OP one is from /a/. from the monster girl thread before we got exiled.
The first one is true though, it's from /tg/
>>6015447
They got up to the banned from /d/ part, but as far as I know, they didn't make their own site afterwards.
>>6015902
Did they? My memory sucks but I'd say they had a thread a while ago, seems like banning a little part of /d/
>>6014562
Welcome to last thread.
>>6015902
Is this comic about oglaf?
>>6016010
I didn't sorry.
>>6016281
That's the Curse Specter, yeah.
Korram's a pretty funny guy, I think he posted a new piece last humor thread just for that thread.
A collection of his /d/rawthread deliveries:
http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist%3Akorram
>>6016469
Who's the girl? I don't get the reference.
>>6016474
http://imgur.com/a/c40Vz
She's from the link in the pic. I don't understand the joke though.
>>6014575
lel
A classic if it hasn't already been posted
>>6017185
He had several places where he could have stopped and realized that telling his family that he really likes anal vore in such a fashion was a really bad idea.
Especially the whole "commissioning art of himself being anal vored by family members" Not sure why that didn't trigger a huge red flag for him. Also not sure why he didn't understand that his older family members would not approve of his fetish, considering that a lot of people of his parents and grandparents generations don't accept homosexuals.
I don't know what he was thinking, but that was a huge train wreck of an idea. He probably shouldn't have told people about his fetish unless he was caught or something, but that's just me.
Nothing against any vore fans, but this dude should have seen some of this coming.
Pic related to the thread, from /k/.
>>6017267
Anon, this is a complete and utter autistic sperglord we're talking about here. A sane person wouldn't proudly show their family their porn, let alone invite them to a party dedicated to it. It could have been the most vanilla of porn possible and it still would have been an unimaginably creepy situation. Anyone who puts that much importance on their fetishes and kinks obviously isn't right in the head.
>>6017185
I............
I was happier not knowing there were such people in this world...
>>6017185
No words.
Just.
Why?!
New oc of the Lewd hand holding variety.
>>6018402
>Wrist scars
Shit, I would handhold the fuck out of her.
Sometimes, even other boards can be more /d/ then /d/ itself.
>>6017185
I can not get myself to read this. my mind and eyes can't do it. please, someone, spare me and summarize the ending of it all.
>>6018640
Creepy faggot anon is creepy and has creeper party that he invites family and friends to. Creepy faggot anon probably no longer hears from any of them.
>>6018668
Don't forget the creepiest part, which was when he commissioned porn of himself being anally vored by said friends and family members.
Also he's an autist who feels that he has to come out with his fetish. I wouldn't tell any of my family members about my most vanilla fetishes unless they caught me fapping to porn of it, let alone my /d/ tier fetishes.
>>6015940
Holy fucking shit, I never laughed so hard in my life
>>6018833
Vampire requiem chevalier. Other good moments include Dracula, king of hell, killing hitler to dismiss an army of holocaust ghosts, lady bathalroy killing obese transsexual zombie Herbert Hoover while in the nude, lawful evil dickings from the Spanish Inquisition, who are all werewolves, devil worshiping Teutonic Knights, mad scientist mummies, hot gypsy witch ladies seducing nazis, and a impalement gun that makes a "tepes" sound when it fires
>>6019270
There's fights between dominatrix nuns and vampiric swingers, giant three headed zombie Oppenheimer/Harry Truman, a really obnoxious space pirate queen of Venus, armies of gay dinosaur men, cock hungry wenches, and assorted other oddities
>>6019283
This isn't very /d/, but it's too great not to post
>>6019287
>mfw
>>6014569
Saved these
>Gender reevaluation Gel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J5NOo6jAaU
>Go Fuck Yourselves (Literally)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11bMcbxo8w8
>Air planes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXHFhEUYU6
>Stop farting on the miniature Humans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18PDiexIrzD
>>6017235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10RT7maaA4L
>>6019322
I went back and looked at that thread in the archives and was sad that the vocaroo of the one I wrote had expired.
>>6014598
could someone give a rundown of this in understandable terms?
What was the cycle of /d/ again?
[spoiler]was it all a dream?[/spoiler]
>>6017267
>>6014567
part of my brain is insisting that that's a comment on FtMs
Maybe the ballbusting, dick-breaking and general penile injury fans will get a kick out of this
>>6019287
>this will be perfect for my creature's genetalia...
>enabling him to urinate napalm in battle
>>6019287
Also, dealing with bimbos
>>6019680
And finally, crazy freakout demon sex
>>6019682
With tons of horny fairies humping the scenery, including the panel dividers
>>6017195
I don't think I ever laughed so hard on this board.
>>6019734
Yes, it was a nice fantasy wasn't it?
>>6018594
What the hell
>>6019291
That reminds me of this thing I made.
>>6020598
>uncannyvalley.jpg
Saved.
>>6020296
Pussy
>>6019441
Dammit I'm not here for this. I'll give you what I can from a brief glance
First person doesn't account for special relativity, which gives them a result above light speed. Impossible. Next person uses bad numbers and gets lazy at the end, which is really important when you're at these bullfuckingshit speeds. Blue/Magenta calls them on it and does another calculation that is different about thirty orders of magnitude down.
>>6019283
Uhh, i hate to be that guy, any chance you know where I could find a copy of it online?
>>6021777
Oniisan nan da kara Gaman shinasai was pretty good.
>>6021792
Well damn, I don't have that reaction image of the post-rape loli thanking god.
>>6021777
>>6021792
jesus fukin christ
>>6021777
>>6021792
kek
>>6021713
sauce pl0x
>>6021875
It's clearly King Crimson's fault.
>>6021871
.........it literally says the title
>>6014593
/tg/ science. Here's a related pic.
>>6018582
how could you forget this gem
>>6022689
my favorite filename joke
>>6014571
MY SIDES
>>6014582
Wait, how many megabytes/gigabytes is the human genome?
>>6022717
2.9 GB
>>6022671
Now with comments.
>>6019328
Huh. I know the girl that drew that, small world.
>>6022735
Nope - It really isn't calculable in any simple sense. 2.9 GB is just the storage space necessary to hole the nucleotide sequence. Vast amounts of additional data is retained in the secondary and tertiary structures of the genome (not even including epigenetic methylation on bases as a mechanism of information storage).
>>6022709
Now I kinda want that to happen to me.
Not for sexual reasons, I just like the idea of having wings.
>>6023371
....Got the source for this?
Aussie or not.
>>6021792
I can't take it, it's his expression.
>Jesus is all like "No seriously, my son, thou hast to check this out."
>>6023422
I think it's chav, not bogan.
>>6023422
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
>>6023514
This is fantastic, thank you anon
Made this today after reading this :)
http://imgur.com/a/aSnyx
>>6023145
>girl
nyet
>>6023552
>Trouble
>>6023371
I cant even begin to take this one seriously, the language is just fucking balling
>>6022676
What is this from?
>>6025367
Stargate SG1 cartoon.
>>6025355
sauce
>>6017198
Oh Jesus Christ, the image that conjures up.
>>6017267
BASED MCNIG.
I have a few. This one's the final page of a cow girl doujin.
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>>6017267
I always assumed/hoped it was a fictional piece.
>>6018585
Neck scars too.
>>6023060
>now with tumblr comments
That was unneeded.
>>6022671
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/videos/oregon-man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-bar/
Alright /d/, I recently saw a video posted about a guy who was sent trap-hentai videos with a note from his friend saying "Make sure NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND WHEN YOU WATCH THESE". The guy then posted his hilarious reaction to watching them which included clips from the video.
Unfortunately, it was my brother who was un-ironically watching it so it's not like I could ask him what the name of the video was without red flags being raised in every direction so I was hoping if anyone else knows about that video and what the name of the hentai was that the guy watched.
>>6025946
Boko no Pico. No joke.
>>6025772
http://m.hentai2read.com/modern_vampire_dont_sleep/1/4/
>>6025946
>>6025948
I just love how some one asks for the most obscure shit and someone always know what porn they are talking about and posts it in lest than 2 minutes.
>>6025962
Well, this is /d/ after all...
>>6025962
>obscure shit
>boku no pico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T6go6EOuG4
>700k views
>>6026024
Now in Handy Screencap format!
>>6018594
That actually made me physically ill. Nothing but Pamperchu has made me feel like that.
>>6023511
No it's bogan.
The language is way too Australian throughout.
>>6025827
Just hearing her moan through her electronic voice box.
>>6022692
Oh shit Ray, oh shit what did you do?
>>6026545
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft.
>>6026557
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
>>6025962
I don't know if this is /d/ enough, but the full page is guro, so yeah :I.
>>6017185
Replace anal vore with furries and yeah...that sums up why no one likes them.
>>6017185
Reading that caused me physical pain.
>>6026111
In Boonequest the titular character uses Spectral Hands to kill a guy with a nutcrusher.
http://pastebin.com/stPKYi3S
From the math porn thread. I regret not screencapping it.
One day, we will all find our planes of intersextion.
>>6022705
anyone have the pic of the girls from this thread ive never been able to find it.
Does anyone have the one of the whirlpool refrigerator with a dick?
>>6021800
Got your back
>>6029381
I want a source for that but it may be too much to ask.
>>6026119
Strength through Unity,
Unity through Dick.
>>6019686
Fuck I didn't even notice until just now.
All I have is this reaction image, I know there's a comic that's it's taken from, and I just now realized I don't have the full comic itself. I found it funny anyways. Anyone have it?
>>6030063
I do have at least one thing to contribute
>>6030063
Here you go.
>>6030097
you are a gentleman and a scholar
>>6030097
That dog has teeth marks on it's butt.
>>6030228
Probably cause the kid tried to eat it repeatedly. Must have gotten to it at least once. You can see it as part of the 'education'
Must have gotten the doggy at least once.
>>6022696
Where's the newer version?
>>6030538
by coincidence i found this on /d/'s sfw twin not to long ago
hot
>>6028726
>>6025962
>>6030573
Bravo.
>>6030758
Thank you!!
Hot off the presses.
>>6023514
Holy shit I havn't laughed that hard in ages.
>>6030067
God I was in the hypnochan thread where this first cropped up. This is old as fuck and still hilarious.
>>6023514
That was...
>>6023514
>I made shitloads again, you'd wanna be hungry
This is perfect.
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>>6033468
Just opened it a few times for the sake of /d/.
And then once more to be sure she was raped.
>>6022945
>tfw I made this for /ssbg/
>reached top posts on reddit
>find it here with a tumblr filename
HOW FAR HAS THIS THING GONE
>>6033834
No idea, but I first saw it on a french pokemon website.
>>6033858
Jesus.
I was slowly making it, that was 0.9 and I was asking for a Doc Mario pic because all I had was bara and a placeholder. Some faggot posted it to reddit and it spread like wildfire in an incomplete version, never post unfinished work on 4chan anymore and post it to reddit before I post it here because of it.
Everytime I see that pic I look at Doc and Falcon and think of what could have been.
>>6025246
It's rewritten, plus it's funnier
>>6033834
Shit man, any chance you could post an imgur gallery of the image sources or something?
Does anyone have that pic where Agent 47 chloroforms a loli and steals her uniform? I need it for reasons.
>>6023514
Comedy goldmine.
im looking for that image, where its about guro i guess, and its a guy going "awww what a cute character, i cant wait" then next panel, backround is dark and terrifying "to see them BROKEN, BATTERED AND BLEEDING"
>>6033468
This looks like a failed thumbnail swap
>>6034471
>>6034130
I copied the pics directly into photoshop and cropped them from there. The way paheal works means I'll probably never see some of the sources again even if I tried to find them.
>>6014784
This fucking doujin man
>>6026084
Wussy
>>6034751
what's he using to hold those pigtails in place? why do i want to know?
>>6035816
Sheer willpower.
>>6035763
You're killing me here, anon.
>>6027753
I hate to be that guy, but I need to know. Sauce?
>>6023514
Oh lord have mercy on my sides.
>>6036518
Reverse image search works for this one.
[spoiler]v2012. mangapark. com/manga/haganai/c6/1[/spoiler]
>>6014567
3feel5me
>>6021792
Capped 4 everyone
>>6023542
10/10
>>6021930
Okay, now I'm plain curious as to how KC comes into this
>>6037067
IT JUST WORKS
>>6018585
Why, are you a beta with a fetish for handling and providing for idiotic girls?
>>6030097
oh my god I've been looking for this for literally months.
thank you, anon.
>>6037309
no, scars are sexy.
>>6022691
>keyboard smut
I'd be lying if I said i wasn't intrigued. Anyone know if something like that exists out there?
>>6037494
Scars may be sexy; but melodramatic, foolish girls are fucking not.
>>6037807
Neither are futas or chicks with enormous breasts.
When I said scars, I wasn't just talking about the visible ones.
>>6037807
>implying that is Sawyers's personality
She cuts up and disposes of bodies for a living.
>>6037986
you beat me to it.
She wields a chainsaw like a sword too and makes Leatherface look like a pansy.
>>6032251
B-but Guinness already taste like raw sewage when cold.
I find it hard enough to accept that people drink that shit to begin with.
