>tfw this won't fly in modern comics
>>84590435
>roasties btfo
Ah, yes, the story where a nazi milf tried to rape Batman so she could give birth to a superior specimen, but Batman managed to make his dick go limp forcing her to torture with therapy shocks that would help make his cock erect again.
>>84590605
Ah yes, the reverse Sin City.
>>84590605
>Anonymous 07/18/16(Mon)15:04:53 No.84590605 ▶
>Ah, yes, the story where a nazi milf tried to rape Batman so she could give birth to a superior specimen, but Batman managed to make his dick go limp forcing her to torture with therapy shocks that would help make his cock erect again.
Is that a mark millar story?
>>84590605
my boy Larry Niven already figured out that any human that would fuck the man of steel would be dead, and possibly everyone else nearby.
look up Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
>>84590741
Holy fuck how did that get published and where?
>>84590541
Hahaha what the fuck. What comic?
>>84590868
Pretty sure that was in Playboy.
>>84590868
It's been published many times. I don't know where originally, but it was written in 1969
>>84590907
The original quantum and woodie. it's really good if you're into that kind of humor.
>>84590741
Niven is a faggot who contradicts himself in his own article here.
>superman is not human so he would have superjizz!
>just like humans superman lacks any control over his orgasms!
Fuck off. What part of "perfect muscle control" are you not getting? It's why he doesn't accidentally crush door handles opening them, or destroy toilets whenever he uses them which I now realise is someone's horrible, horrible fetish.
>>84590868
It was published by playboy with the original Supes artist taking the work. DC effectively blocked him from drawing his own famous creation, so this was his revenge/desperate need for a paycheck.
