You are the worst board I know You constantly pirate from companies. They provide comics and cartoons for you and are always trying to cater to you, and this is how you repay them? And to add insult to injury, you shit all over their works first chance you get. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll buy it later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep board who loves comics and cartoons for their lore when all you do is shitpost memes. Yeah, I shitpost, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy a copy of Batman Year One and then lecture casuals with some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great board, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have know /lit/ didn't write me that note. They would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "Make a capeshit board, man," how big the movie industry is crushing the comic industry, how Creator Owned Titles failing is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the local comic shop Sundays, /co/. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Buy a fucking comic! And by the way, reading Graphic Novels doesn't make you noteworthy critic! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Cirtics or any professional criticism for that matter, because "Muh Conspiracy!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed CalArts twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a writer! How's that script of yours we never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, /co/. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, /co/! Thanks for the fucking storytime
>>84522897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4TMKcJF54
>>84522897
but I'm here for the cartoons
>implying anyone on /co/ actually reads comics
>>84522897
Nice copypasta, anon.
>>84522897
Quagmire, you filthy hypocrite >;[
>You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore.
but i don't drink alcohol
>>84522980
You will fucking call me OP, wee little anon, and you will like it.
>>84522897
>worst board
>any board but /tv/
go there for 5 minutes and then say that
>>84523036
/tv/ isn't a real board anon, it's a mock board.
>>84522897
>tfw this is all me to a T
>>84523036
/tv/ really is probably one of the worst boards here tho
>>84522897
I have said it on other threads about this and I will say it again, why in the hell did they get the rapist to try and high horse someone?
>>84523022
No, i'm gonna call you Daddy
>>84523131
well the whole stupid shit of "/co/ is love" back in 2012 attracted a shit ton of idiots of SRS and Tumblr back during the whole /pol/ /q/ fiasco
>>84523092
The same reason they decided to constantly shit on the daughter as a means of humor. They're a group of men who don't understand women.
>>84523036
>going to /tv/ for anything but memes
>>84523291
that's why it's the worst you got danged retard
>There's no point in going to art and writing, man, there's no money and the industry's full of idiots
> How did comics and cartoons get so shitty? Where are all the talented people?
>>84522915
wait we dont?
>>84522897
>You are the worst board I know
You aren'r on /a/ or /v/ though.
>>84523692
/v/ is the worst based on posting speed alone. If you take time to form or read a non-shitpost thought, the thread might be dead by the time you finish.
>>84523992
Tumblr is fine. /pol/ and /tv/ constantly coming to /co/ to point out how its /co/mblr isn't.
It certainly isn't /co/mblr who was spamming the board with interracial porn this entire week.
>/co/ being the worst board
That honor goes to either /v/ or /tv/ honestly
>>84522897
>You failed CalArts twice
Fuck this one got me, not accurate but still pretty good job OP
>>84523992
>tumblr
>ever leaving their hugbox
see this is how I know your an retarded
>>84524320
>Tumblr general
sug wasn't tumblr general. it was about a cartoon. it stayed on topic for the most part. unlike /tv/ which can't go 3 threads without mentioning how much they love black dick
>>84522897
I'll be fucked if this isn't accurate.
>>84522897
>Some seventh grade interpretation of how Batman is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you!
I'm Batman?
>>84524416
I wasn't talking about SU you numbskull, I meant a general actually about Tumblr the website where people would share their shitty blogs, most of which weren't even art blogs.
Okay.
........
Pass the ketchup.
>>84522897
k there raper duder
Any version of this for other boards?
>>84526110
>>84526253
Shut the fuck up Not Boco
>>84526278
Hey, I trained Boco to take off his trip. Neat.
>>84522897
>still nothing about the SJW boogeyman
Still needs work.
>/co/ reading comics
We only watch cartoons and capeshit tv and film here senpai.
>>84526603
I'll try and figure out how to work this in, because you're right, it needs to be in there.
>/co/
>worst board
I see you have never been to /asp/
>>84527129
/asp/ created the /woo/ threads, they get a pass, though I haven't been there in a very long time, things could have changed.
>>84522897
>/co/ is a hive mind
>>84522897
>should have know
>No a in "doesn't make you noteworthy critic"
>Cirtics
You get a B minus for the effort Timmy.
>>84522897
>OP
