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Yo so what is The Shocker anyway?
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Is he white?

Is he white but really really tan?

Is he a Deep Ravioli Guido?

Is he a mexicano?

Is he native american?

Is he black?

What the fuck is he. I know his name is Herman Schultz and it sounds german as fuck but this nigga look like a nigga.

And he got them GOOOOOD VIBRAYSHUUHUUNS so i think he a nigga
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>>84495214
It's New York.
He's probably Italian, or Jewish going by the name.
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>>84495214

There are more races than black and white. You stupid american cunt.
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>>84495214
looks Italian
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>>84495361
the op suggest more than black and white you dumbass
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He's probably mixed.
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>>84495334
So whatchu sayin is.

*revs up vibro gauntlets*

Now hol up

*puts on padded suit*

Whatchu sayin is

*tightens gurdle*

That this spicy son of a mama

*picks up coin*

Oy vey, yous sayin

*laces boots*

Yous sayin

*puts on mask*

Yo's sayin he's a Jewtalian?
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>>84495361
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>>84495214
Lieber's rationale for how he did Shocker was that he spent all his free time in Florida. White, just gets a lot of sun when he's not on the job.
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>>84495214
Was Aryan white, now white again.
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>>84495214
That's clearly Purple Man impersonating him.
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His dad was black and his mom was white, just as God intended.
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>shocker becomes a crime boss at the end of superior foes
>never mentioned again in any comic

Why can't Marvel let him be happy?
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>>84495214

>so what is The Shocker anyway?

funnily enough, OP, that's what yo momma asked me last night about two minutes before she experienced the most intense orgasm of her life.
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>>84495214
'Herman Schultz' is as German of a name as anyone could have
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>>84495871
Being a crime boos and never being mentioned is probably the best way to go about your business in crime. Exposure = problems.
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>>84495871
Because half the things that happened in Superior Foes never actually happened.
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>>84495214
according to Lieber he's white but he's one of those old school New Yorkers that sends all their vacation time in Florida so he's sand tanned to hell
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>>84497121

Well he does kinda look like the younger counterpart to Jerry Seinfeld's dad
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>>84497297

See?
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>>84495408
That was incredibly unfunny. Never try too be funny again.
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>>84497827
>not recognizing a /tv/ shitmeme
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>>84495214

Shocker is a fucking loser that's what he is
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>>84498107
FUCKING KIL LYOURSELFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>84495214
didnt blacks got the names of their owners or some shit? so he could be black i guess, i mean Larry Fitzgerald dosent really sound like a black name, and he still is

im from Mexico and i know a family last named Schultz, they do look like your average mexican but the name is indeeed rare around here tho
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>>84495214
Shocker is a group of Japanese Nazis who routinely get ass blasted by a guy in a grasshopper costume.
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>>84495214
>What the fuck is he

He's the motherfucking Shocker.
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>>84498259
Is this some kind of sex thing?
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>>84497906
of course we recongized it, its just not funny
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>>84498865
>we
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>>84495214
At this point I don't think anybody fucking knows.
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