m'Malformed lady
I wonder what triggers /co/ more, the shipping or the meme reference?
>>84487946
>shipping
She likes them old, huh?
Why is batman in the background?
>>84487972
>>The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (2015) #10
Published: July 27, 2016
Rating: Rated T
Writer: Ryan North
Penciller: Erica Henderson
Cover Artist: Erica Henderson
Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he’s holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him! MOLE MEN, am I right?? Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO?? You’ll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I’ll say right now is this: IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!! “Ship” is short for “relationship,” in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus’ “Star Sphere” or Mr. Fantastic’s “Fantasticship” or whatever. Anyway, enjoy!!
>>84488071
I remember when marvels adverts were always fun like this.
>>84487972
Nah. Moleman blackmailed here with threats. Only way ugly basement dwelling manlets can get a girl as pretty as her ahahahahaha
I used to get angry before I realized that getting me angry was just what they wanted. Now I just get disappointed.
>>84488082
If only the book was as good as its adverts.
If only the content were as aware as the covers.
>>84488071
>“Ship” is short for “relationship,”
Can Ryan North get more pretentious, or does he not understand that the people who read his garbage already know what the term means?
>>84488071
I miss the Fantasticship.
>>84488998
If only
>>84487909
Way to bully the poor guy who took that original pic, shitlords.
>>84489058
it's called a joke
j o k e
it rhymes with "yolk"
>>84488174
You are still doing it wrong. Quesada hates apathy. You already lost simply by posting in this thread.
>>84489058
>people who read his garbage
>>84489295
That might be an argument but I don't think we get to make it.
>>84488998
>If only the book was as good as its adverts
Then it'd only be half terrible instead of just terrible.
>>84489335
But how can it be a joke if it's not funny?>>84489430
>>84489625
Do you hate fun anon.
Squirrel girl is not fun but that solicit sure as hell is.
>>84489058
You realize interns and editors write solicits right?
[AGGRESSIVE GROANING]
>>84490409
so they're all a bunch of blathering retards then? good to know. (not really breaking news, but...)
>>84487909
From the thumbnail the first thing I read was 'Squirter Girl' and thought we entered a brave new world of super-heroine.
>>84489335
Is it really a joke if no one laughs?
>>84489430
>Quesada hates apathy.
Sounds like Quesada loses then.
>>84487909
They actually fucking went there.
Not sure if I should be revolted or impressed.
>>84491465
Why not both
>>84488071
Well well well time to draw some creep ass mole x squirrel 34
>>84487909
Is it traced exactly, or is it just very similar?
Tangentially related, but fedora man was on TNA
