What if Steavonnie is like Steven's final form type shit. Think about it, Connies got the sword and Steven's got the shield so if her talent passes over into the fusion then she/he whatever the fuck could fuck shit up.
>>84485162
i think anyone with half a brain already figured that out after sworn to the sword
>>84485185
Don't you have better shows to watch?
Honestly, I just like Stevonnie because Stevonnie is fetish fuel.
NO WAY. How could they think up such an amazing plot device?!?!?!?!?
Be they wizards?
>>84485162
Does it have a penis?
>>84485205
There are no better shows.
>>84485305
I thought it was terrible writing that Stevonnie didn't check its crotch and it completely blew my immersion for this show about sparkly, fusing, inorganic aliens.
>>84485162
I'm just mad about the way they keep teasing a steven/peridot fusion.
>>84485413
In what way did they tease it?
>>84485446
Almost every episode of the barn arc.
>>84485459
you seem to be confusing Steven with garnet. an easy mistake.
>>84485326
I have a feeling the tumblrinas would have taken it as a shoutout/message to trans people.
>>84485413
>>84485446
>>84485459
It makes sense that she'd be the first gem he'd fuse with since Garnet, Amy, and Pearl would be far to grossed out to.
>>84485476
Tumblr is why we can't have nice things
>>84485489
serious?
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl all probably see fusing with Steven as not that much different than fusing with Rose
Pearl might get freaked out if it give her human parts but Amethyst wouldn't mind and I think Garnet just wouldn't care
>>84485465
Honestly I can't auctualy remember most of why I got the impression but I do remember expecting it when they went to fight the cluster.
I should rewatch the episodes so I can remember why I kept expecting a fusion.
I wonder if order of fusion matters if garnet split up before a fusion would it affect the outcome.
>>84485604
I have wondered this too
if there a difference between Amethyst fused to Garnet and Amethyst fused to Ruby and Sapphire
I think the answer is no, a fusion is more than just the sum of its parts, but it is also the sum of its parts and basic math teaches use the order u add things together doesn't really matter
1+2+3=6 and (1+2)+3=6
>>84485604
i think the crew said it doesn't matter
>>84485305
Only if you want it to.
are we getting a real Stevonnie episode soon?
>>84485932
If the promo for the upcoming Steven Nuke is any indication than the answer would be yes
>>84485932
I mean she is going to show up in an episode
will it be like Alone Together or just a cameo like We Need to Talk, no one can say
>>84485932
Beach City drift
>>84485932
I am looking forward to a proper action Stevonie episode. But I want a proper Steven and Connie action episode first.
They probably should have had connie in the cluster defeating episode.
>>84486195
At the very least we get Stevonnie in that awesome bomber jacket.
But they have to be aware that they have done a huge load of Gem-only stuff now and people will ask themelves if Connie is ever going anywhere.
>>84485662
>I think the answer is no, a fusion is more than just the sum of its parts, but it is also the sum of its parts and basic math teaches use the order u add things together doesn't really matter
That's not how Chemistry works though. My theory is that order matters, unless the crew really did say otherwise.
Guys, I really wanna fap to Stevonnie.... she counts as grown right?
>>84487312
They did. Sorry, mang.
>>84487345
Woah, that's two kids, man!
>>84485662
Fusion seems to deal with relationships, and since feelings change I can see fusion order being important. The CG don't know Ruby and Sapphire individually like they know Garnet. Amethyst likes Garnet and Pearl but shows a disliking towards Sugilite.
I'd imagine that given enough gems/fusions the end result will end up as the same sort of ugly monster of blurred thoughts, like how mixing enough paints gives you brown.
>>84487345
They technically have about 27 years of life experience...but they also basically have the mentality of an early teenager so they're a retarded 27 year old.
Physically they're exactly as old as they feel superficially, they're a few months old technically, and a few thousand years old cumulatively.
Legally they're not a person so you're in the clear.
And if it makes you feel any better, Steven and Connie are touching each other's genitals ALL THE TIME as Stevonnie and that shit gets shown on international children's television.
>>84487255
>people will ask themelves if Connie is ever going anywhere.
Sword and board Stevonnie has been foreshadowed literally since Lion 2 when we see them wield Rose's sword out of fusion together.
>>84487345
It doesn't matter. Touch yourself to whatever you please.
>>84487489
Yes, but with it being this obvious, we are basically just waiting for it to happen, which will require them to get there in the meantime, seeing as this show is all about building stuff up over time and making them grow organically.
>>84485162
are you retaded? how slow can you possible be, everyone has known this forever.
>>84488348
Guys did you ever notice that Garnet is the only Crystal Gem with two gems? I'm starting to think she's somehow two gems permanently fused together.
>>84489621
I wonder if ruby and sapphire have there own rooms in the temple garnet always uses both gems to open the door.
>>84489777
If that's true, I wonder if all the other fusions have their own rooms based on rooms fusing.
>>84485162
It would be more accurate to say that Stevonnie is Connie's final form.
>>84489926
Is she implying Steven should let Connie die by unfusing or that Steven's only shapeshifted into a form resembling Stevonnie.
>>84490001
He is keeping Connie artificially alive with this fused form, I think.
Which is of course assuming a thing or ten about how fusion between them works and how Steven ages in the long term.
>>84490001
The former. The implication is that Connie would have eventually died of old age, so they fused into Stevonnie in order to prevent that.
It's still a really weird thing for _Garnet_ to be suggesting though, seeing as she is the embodiment of a relationship between two Gems who always want to stay fused. But it's just a fan comic, so no need to analysis it too much.
>>84490212
I think what she says is not: "let her die", but: "the day will come".
>>84485162
>latetotheparty.jpg
>>84485162
I hope not
But does she have a dick?
>>84490471
>she
>>84490471
We don't even know for sure if Steven has one. So no way to know.
>>84487345
In the same way that Spider Woman counts as grown, despite being unconscious for a large chunk of her childhood. Just don't imagine her grown-teen-pregnant!
>>84485162
The funny thing with SU fusion is that I see it being more like Digimon Evolution.
Its like the difference between SkullGreymon and regular Greymon.
I get the feeling that when we see Malachite again its gonna be REAL different.
Gotta remember that fusion is also an amalgam of emotions.
>>84490707
Same
I'm experiencing the same hype as well when a fusion happens
>>84490767
>>84490707
Grief-stricken Stevonnie might be fun.
>>84489926
So if they unfused Connie would grow old instantly or Steven would simply pop out Connie's withered skeleton?
>>84490887
It can't be the latter because Connie's consciousness would be long gone at that point. It can be a fusion when there's only one living partner.
Jesus this is fucked up. What happens when a gem gets shattered or a human like Connie dies while fused?
>>84489926
>>84490887
That doesn't seem the case. Steven is basically a polymorph. As long as Connie is fused with him she has the same qualities and shouldn't age. Steven could probably rejuvenate people by fusing with them. Seeing how aging is just oxygen fatigue, he could probably even rejuvenate them with his spit. People should be lining-up around the block to have Steven spit in their mouth.
>>84491042
Steven Anti-Aging/Healing Kissing Booth when.This is for PURITY only. Not for sexual.
>>84491084
Steven would be the best doctor.
>WHATS A SCALPEL, I JUST KISS STUFF.
>>84491146
Season 3 episode 16: Steven vs Big Pharma
>>84491042
Hm. Steven does fix people. That much is true.
But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
...Did he kiss grandma Pizza at some point?
>>84491146
>he actually can kiss it all better
>>84491042
That would be the easiest world domination set-up ever: no loyalty — no eternal life. Either proclaim Steven your God Emperor or die of old age.
The spit must flow.
>>84491221
>But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
Just remembered he healed Greg and he didn't get any younger. Hurts a little bit desu
>>he actually can kiss it all better
Precious Steven Dad When.
>>84491263
>all great music in the world is composed on the ukulele in his honor
>giant palaces surrounded by fields if roses are set up in star-shapes
It's good to be the king.
>>84491221
>>84491306
It could be as simple as his spit only having a local effect. Or there simply isn't being enough or the effect not being very visible. We are talking about full body regeneration. You'd probably have to chug a mug of Steven's spit to go from 40 to peak health. Just imagine a MILF gulping down that viscous liquid and slowly transforming into a young bombshell.
>>84491395
Maybe his anti-aging effects are in... other bodily liquids?
>>84491395
>every drop is precious life
>people fighting every time he spits for the right to lap it up
>>84490707
Man I wish SU treated fusion more like Digimon evolution.
Do you realize the only "new" fusions we've seen so far have been Stevonnie and Malachite? If this were Digimon, we would've seen multiple Steven + Gem fusions and at least one Peridot fusion by now.
Speaking of Digimon, I expect Sapphire's weapon to be rockets, and that's why Garnet can rocket punch.
>>84491459
Could be. That would give him both the means and an excuse to have the harem of the world's most beautiful women. Only picking the most beautiful one in every generation.
>>84491503
And lo! From the Murdercock sprung the Lifegiver!
>>84491395
>>84491459
>>84491503
No! I said it was PURE only! Not for sexual!
Tfw you will never go on magical adventures with Steavonnie.
Why live.
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147294680244/so-the-summary-for-beach-city-drift-according-to
http://tranquil-slaughterhouse.tumblr.com/post/147347431779/other-summaries-of-summer-of-steven-episodes
Beach City Drift will be the Stevonnie episode, and it'll involve them going on a car race against their 'worst enemy' (Kevin?)
>>84491930
I don't think Kevin really fits that description.
He's just so douche at a party.
But I guess neither Jasper nor YD would drive a race. Onion is too young, Lars doesn't have a car that we know off and literally everyone else is a friend.
>>84490707
>Its like the difference between SkullGreymon and regular Greymon.
MetalGreymon, actually. Greymon is his regular Adult stage; SkullGreymon is what happens when he tries to reach the Perfect level and does it horribly wrong, while MetalGreymon is his true Perfect form.Yes, I am an animu nerd. Hello, fellow SU poster.
>>84491930
I doubt their "worst enemy" is Kevin. He was just some douche at a rave.
>>84492331
And he left them alone when he learned they were kids. He just misread Stevonnie's signals and didn't realize they're children.
>>84492477
>He just misread Stevonnie's signals
They weren't really putting out any signals, just leaning against a wall. And Kevin was pretty pushy with them, even after they made it clear they weren't interested.
Still, yeah, he's not exactly arch-nemesis material.
>>84492331
>>84492534
It just has to be Keven because there's no one else Stevonnie even interacted with in a negative fashion. The guide probably exaggerated, I'd say 'rival' is a better term.
>>84491221
Who's that pic's artist? I always see his stuff but i always forget to ask
>>84492947
I believe it's this guy senpai
http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/
>>84493030
Thank you
>>84485162
Considering at least one of them dislikes being Stevonnie since it means the other isn't around in a real sense, I think it's more likely we'll have an episode about them fighting while fused, then have it end with them deciding against it.
Am I the only one looking forward to Restaurant Wars?
Anyone else here miss the old episodes? I mean the new ones are good too but it became all really hectic.
>>84492331
Kaven RAPED Stevonnie, anon. Stevonnie said "no" and Kevin kept on flirting. That is rape.
>>84491930
lars got a car I bet
>>84492117
>>84485209
That's the only reason people like Stevonnie.
>>84491930
I still think Drop Beat Dad will be the Stevonnie episode.
>Connie is wearing her dad's jacket in the promos
>Stevonnie is wearing the same jacket
>Doug will finally get his own episode
>>84485305
It's a eunuch!
>>84490471Blank space.
>>84493068
I second this.
>>84485162
>The show has to bring back the walking gender metaphor just to keep the audience interested
Where were you when SU jumped the shark?
>>84485162
why did people say she/he was attractive when it wasn't attractive at all? atleast with Rose Greg admitted he likes them big and meaty.
>>84496479
Being cute can be considered attractive.
>>84496479
Because tumblr.
>>84485162
How do we fix SU?
>>84485162
I think that was pretty much implied by the show already.
>>84491263
Nice references to Casshern Sins senpai.
>>84496479
With a tumblr mindset, i think it's trying to imply Transgender people are attractivelol
>>84485305
Nobody Knows!
>>84496738
Sugar confirmed this.
Did this a couple days ago, figured I'd post it in a SU thread.
>>84496791
Will there be a follow up?
>>84496791
Man, I LOVE Barb~
>>84496885
Nothing beats a chubby blond milf.
>>84496132your genitalia here
>>84496862
Probably not, but maybe! Barb doesn't get enough love.
>>84496885
>>84496970
THESE guys get it.
>>84496546
Cancel it
>Steven Universe Rebirth Character List
>Steven Theodore Universe-Steven is the unluckiest guy in the world; he's abused by his drunken father and bullied at school. But that all changed when he gets invited to join the Crystal Elite, a group of alien police enforcers. Just when it seems like his life is taking an upturn, Steven must face untold horrors as he proves himself a member of the Elite. Loves baseball and reading Superman comics.
>>84497072
But then tumblr would throw a fit.
>>84497112
And?
>>84497120
Tumblr will storm CN headquarters and make CN uncancel it.
>>84497132
Ok
Then we go and kill the crewniverse
>>84496988What if I'm a eunuch?
>>84497003
In a show that doesn't focus living mothers, Barb is pretty high tier. Priyanka and Vidalia ain't bad either.
>>84497081
>Greg Universe-An out of work electrician and Steven's father. A raging alcoholic, Greg verbally and physically abuses his son over the smallest things. He once sent Steven to the hospital just because Steven slammed the door. His favorite food is buffalo wings, especially when Steven makes them.
>>84497143
How do we carry this out?
>>84497255
>making greg abusive
>>84497081
>>84497255
This is shit, and you need to stop being such an edge-lord.
>>84497332
The show needs to stop being so soft.
>>84497288
>implying this is a bad thing
This really is /co/mblr.
>>84489926
I wonder what would happen if they got a piercing on themselves, and than unfused... what would the result be?
>>84497355
You're the one who needs to stop being so soft, anon.
Soft in the head!
>>84497255
>Connie Patel-A young girl who goes to Steven's school. At first, she was one of Steven's bully but shows in an interest in him after he joins the Elite and gains confidence. Unbeknownst to everyone else, Connie is molested by her father which is the cause of her behavior. A textbook tsundere.
>>84497386
Half a piercing.
It's pretty clear Stevonnie is supposed to be Rose 2.0. Aside from pronoun differences, Stevonnie is tall, has big hair, sword and shield(When the inevitable fight occurs) and obviously Rose's gem.
>>84497455
Steven is supposed to be Rose 2.0.
Connie is Steven's Greg.
Stevonnie symbolizes how Rose and Greg tried to fuse, meaning that their relationship will end on a more positive note.
>>84497434
>Lars Gonzalez-One of Steven's tormentors. When Greg's not beating on Steven, Lars delivers Steven's ass whopping on a daily basis. Later fears Steven after he joins the Elite. Can often be found pissing outside the Big Doughnut.
>>84485305
It's has a puffy vulva.
>>84497455
Aside from those superficial similarities, how is Stevonnie like Rose personality or plot wise?
>>84497493
I wonder what would happen if Steven and Connie had a kid, and than fused with that kid.
>>84497081
>>84497255
>>84497434
>>84497547
I'm wondering why this retard is still posting
>>84497547
>Sadie Millar-Steven's other tormentor. Whereas Lars prefers to physical assault Steven, Sadie opts for a psychological angle and emotionally thrashes Steven. Unlike Lars, Sadie continues to pester to Steven even after getting his powers. Has the most eating disorders.
>>84497383
no tumblr would be the type to potray greg as a bad dad
>>84497577
>I wonder what would happen if Steven and Connie had a kid, and than fused with that kid.
An even taller Stevonnie, taller than Garnet but not quite Opal level.
>>84497619
>implying Greg isn't already a bad dad
>>84497566
Rose is the initiator of the Crystal Gem revolution, a motherly leader and treated as a saint.
Stevonnie is Steven and Connie not-fucking.
>>84497606
>>84497547
>>84497434
Literally the only step you've taken is to make everyone an antagonist towards Steven. You're not even the good sort of edgy, just the laziest breed possible.
>>84497653
In real life, not everyone is going to be your friend.
SU seems to have missed that.
>>84497686
If absolutely everyone is an asshole towards you, you might find that the asshole is you.
>>84497606
>Captain Garnet-Leader of the Crystal Elite. Quiet and distant, Garnet nevertheless acts friendly towards the young boy, empathizing and encouraging. In reality, this is a front; Garnet is a manipulative schemer who wants to see how she can use Steven in her goals. Had the biggest breasts of the Elite.
>>84485162
Anyone else think Stevonnie is really creepy?
She's supposed to be a hot woman, but she has Steven's face. The barefeet don't help, either.
>>84497739
I believe that's called the uncanny valley.
>>84497739
Standard reaction to seeing any transpersyn.
>>84497686
I need to agree, we need strong on Earth antagonist, I hope for Bismuth to be evil or smth. Or old Greg menager. Or crazy Ronaldo. Just smth. Not everyone has good sides.
I still want Jasper redemption, she is kinda cute.
>>84497493
>Connie is Steven's Greg.
Connie is Steven's Pearl.
Fortunately, he's better at handling hear than Rose Quartz was with her Pearl.
>>84497731
>Commander Pearl-Second in command. On the surface, she seems to be a team player and is the second to welcome Steven to the Elite. In reality, she is an unstable womanchild, throwing psychotic tantrums when she doesn't get her way and often endangers other with her violent outbursts. Had the biggest ass of the Elite.
>>84497778
Mutual attraction and pointed lack of desperate self-abandonment help some.
>>84497769
Which is ironic since Stevonnie was created for support of trans people.
>>84497825
>implying there wasn't mutual attraction between Pearl and Rose.
>>84497815
>Liutenet Amethyst-The wild card of the Crystal Elite. Unlike the others, she doesn't put effort into looking like a hero and openly uses her powers for her own gain. A hedonist to the end, she often teases Steven sexually, when she isn't belittling and undermining him. Has the most insatiable libido.
>>84485305
A psuedo-penis clit, like fossa.
>>84497945
>Steven Universe Rebirth Minor Character List
>Jamie Masters-A seemingly helpful mail man, he is in fact a pedophile and often hangs out with Steven for his own sick desires. Surprisingly has the biggest penis.
>>84497989
spoilers for rebirth
>>84497866
Rose liked Pearl, but she had no romantic feelings there. We have seen her struggle to deal with Pearl's worship and never quite manage to tell her off in a way that would penetrate her delusion.
Rose clearly kept Pearl emotionally at arm's length and let her play second in command because there was no reason not to.
An eternity of disappointment would be a long time.
>>84497989
>Priyanka Patel-Connie's mother. She is fully aware of what her husband does to her daughter and often looks the other way, simply wishing her husband would give her the same kind of attention. Is the biggest chain smoker.
>>84497739
>>84497769
>>84497841
They're supposed to be non-binary, not trans
>>84498068
Sugar said straight up that Rose returned Pearl's romantic feeling.
But keep telling yourself that.
>>84498116
Same shit. Also
>they
>>84498073
>Doug Patel-Connie's father. A policeman, Doug is anything but protective; he abuses his power for petty reasons and sexually abuses his daughter behind his doors. Favorite time of the day is "Connie and Dad's Bathtime".
>>84498068
>>84498124
To be specific, she said that she wouldn't exactly call Pearl's love for Rose unrequited. This could mean a lot of things, but it's likely that Rose loved Pearl in the same way that she loved Greg before he really challenged her. That is to say, she probably loved Pearl, but I doubt that she was IN love with Pearl.
>>84498124
Really now?
That seems odd. I mean, I never got that vibe from her. She always treated Pearl more like an eager child in my perception.
Do you have a link to that statement?
>>84496712
How old are you? That's obviously a Dune reference. What the hell is Casshern Sins and why does it have flowing saliva?
>>84498200
>>84498205
>Sugar literally drew Rose and Pearl kissing
Face it, they scissored each other.
>>84498116
>non-binary
Quit making up mental illnesses.
That's offensive.
>>84498264
That proves literally nothing. She also drew Ed, Edd & Eddy fucking.
As she said, they discussed shit in the team to make the shippers blush.
>>84498188
>Jenny Uboe-The local slut. A promiscuous young woman, she divides her time between fucking men twice her age and picking on Steven. Has the largest vibrator collection.
>>84498264
Sugar drew Opal and Greg kissing too, that doesn't really mean anything. I think she just likes drawing.
>>84497778
steven and his terrifying renegade girl.
>>84498287
They don't have an illness, they are literally two people of opposite sex who have to agree on a mutual physical form and identiy.
Stevonnie defies the biological norms in a real and tangible way that coincides with shit purple-haired tumblrettes make up.
Non-binary is the closest we can tell with any certainty. Stevonnie is neither a woman nor a man. And there is no earthly way of knowing how they think about themselves.
>>84498478
And Lion cavalry.
>>84498340
Why wouldn't the biggest tumblrite not pair off Rose and Pearl
If she had it her way, Eddy and Double D would fuck onscreen.
>>84498394
>implying Gropal isn't canon.
>>84498520
This right here is the poster for tumblr.
>>84497434
>tsundere
>>84497841
All the "support" and tumblr blogging doesn't erase the fact that trannies by and large end up in the uncanny valley. It's pitiable, however.
>>84498573
And that is why you have no reasonable positions in internet discourse.
>Whosoever does not agree with my every point is the evil other side!
>>84498374
>Jimmy "Sour Cream" Vulmer-The literal retard. A mentally handicapped young man, he tries to live like a normal youth and is cared for by his two friends, Jenny and Buck. Somehow manages to bully Steven. Likes paste.
>>84498520
>>84498621
>looks like a girl
>talks like a girl
>acts like a girl
>a DNA test would show 50% female DNA
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
>>84498583
How can a Gem that eats almost everything, including motor oil, get sick from eating moldy food? They don't even have digestive systems do they?
>>84498598
Fuck Sugar though.
>>84498663
That's just because Steven is a little faggot, Connie's personality dominates over him.
>>84498394
>I think she just likes drawing.
Funniest thing I've read in this entire thread.
>>84498621
You're the one analyzing the gender of a fictional character in mediocre children's cartoon. You have no right to talk.
>>84498697
Why doesn't Steven ever stop being a little faggot?
>>84498697
More like he hasn't gone full bara-mode, yet.
Hehe. Bara can mean "rose", too. I suppose he could either get beefy or bacon-y, then.
>>84498754
He's from a broken family. He'll end up crossdressing and streaming dildo sessions online.
>>84498629
>Buck Dewey-The local jock. Works out five times a day and brags about his sex life. Often picks on Steven for not being as fit as him. In secret, this is done to compensate for the fact that he's a brony. Is friends with Jenny and Sour Cream.
>>84498768
You mean he hasn't gotten obese mode yet.
>>84498792
Greg must be so proud of his son.
>>84491221
>Hm. Steven does fix people. That much is true.
>But I don't know if that includes reversing the effects of aging by removing the effects on a cellular level.
considering Connie's eyes got fixed just from drinking some of his backwash, I'd say probably yes
>>84491483
we'll probably be getting Steven+Gem fusions relatively soon, maybe not during Summer of Steven, but considering that will cover the end of Season 3, it might happen in Season 4
>>84497455
it is worth noting that Stevonnie(and Steven) is still technically Rose Quartz, due to only having one Gem
>>84498478
>>84498520
>>84498655
clearly the final form will be Stevonnie fusing with Lion and several Gem Beasts into one ultimate Fusion;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpfTvHLvnbE
>>84498799
>In secret, this is done to compensate for the fact that he's a brony
>>84498655
Don't you mean She-Man?
>>84498697
2edgy4me you win
>>84498728
Wow. Now that is a lot of no argument.
I'm sorry if I offended you by talking Stevonnie in a Stevonnie thread.
Would you rather rage a bit at how bad everyone is and how much better things used to be?
>>84498858
It's realistic. That's the point of SU Rebirth.
>>84498885
>I'm sorry if I offended you by talking Stevonnie in a Stevonnie thread.
Don't pull that shit. This is just a general in all but name.
>>84498819
He is a Quartz. Muscle comes free for those. Fat takes effort. Or rather, no-effort.
>>84497566
Has someone willing to hurt themselves saying it's for his sake: Lapis
Has a funny munchkin follower who likes TV: Peridot
Eventually will have a tank for the group: Jasper
>>84498799
>Steven Universe: Rebirth is a more grounded and realistic vision of its source material.
>It features a tighter plot, more action and most importantly of all, no filler.
>Forget everything you know about Steven Universe...
>>84498991
this feels like a hamfisted satire of "healing type" writers
>>84498965
Again, I said Stevonnie, not Steven himself.
It's clear he's the second coming of Rose.
>>84498941
Quartz have fat, not muscle.
>>84499015
As Carl von Clausewitz put it, Steven is but the continuation of Rose by other means.
>>84499049
Jasper is a quartz, amy was supposed to be a quartz
>>84498896
i guess if everyone in your life has been from moral fucking orel, you would post on 4chan.
>>84499049
Tell that to Jasper.
Stevonnie appears mostly feminine, therefore the 50% masculinity must be concentrated somewhere out of sight. Stevonnie therefore has a huge penis.
It's science.
>>84499008
Rebirth is to SU what Batman Begins was to Batman and Forever.
>>84499120
Nigga, all that masculinity is concentrated in Stevonnie's face.
It's more than likely that Stevonnie is a eunuch.
>>84499120
Murdercock 2.0, now available in horse-flavor.
>>84499120
>>84499177
>big penis
>is made from two children
The math doesn't add up.
>>84499120
Is 'it' dom? Or sub?
This I need to know.
>the best fight scene in the series is still the "I am made of love" song
Was anyone else a little underwhelmed by malachite vs alexandrite?
>>84499120
>therefore the 50% masculinity must be concentrated somewhere out of sight.
Look at Stevonnie's face and you'll find the remaining 50% of masculinity.
>>84499207
It's two children.
>>84499195
Fusion ages them up instead of creating one giant 13 year old. The math checks out.
>>84499241
That doesn't answer my question! DAMN IT!
IS IT DOM! OR IS IT SUB!
>>84499242
>implying Stevonnie isn't one giant 13 year old
Have you seen 13 year olds nowadays?
>>84499120
How huge are we talking?
>>84499120
>big penis in teeny shorts
>out of sight
What?
>>84499269
Let me answer your question with a question; have you heard of children being doms?
>>84499312
You can't horsecocks in tiny shorts.I learned that from hentai.
>>84499288
>How huge are we talking?Ever so slightly too big.
>>84499288
>>84499352It's non existent. Connie and Steven are too pure for sex.
>>84499122
I must've forgotten the scene where half the league of shadows wanted Bruce Wayne's dick
>>84499342
They are retractable, dum-dum.
>>84499288
>>84499352
How huge were you when you hit puberty?>
>>84499297
Maybe Compression shorts?
>>84499297
>>84499342
clearly Stevonnie is a grower, not a shower
>>84499288foot long at minimum, possibly even bigger
So, drawing Gem prostitutes seems to be my thing now. I'm really not fond of Lapis' shoulders, or the background, but I really like Jasper's suit (almost everything about her in this picture to be honest) and Peridot's legs. I tried to make the MGM Grand and the three neighboring hotel towers visible from the window, but I'm not sure about how recognizable they are. I tried, though.Because if there's anywhere that you would find gay space rock harlots, it would be Las Vegas.
>>84499177
>>84499385
Stevonnie isn't a horse silly billy.
>>84499417
>>84499421Stevonnie would be tiny. As she gains experience as a fusion, her dong grows to reflect that. Eventually, Steven needs bigger pants before fusing.
>>84499439
Steven's not a cat either.
>>84499475Sounds like my Skyrim mods.
>>84499485
O rly?
>>84499421
How does Stevonnie use a toilet/urinal without it dipping in?
>>84499434
>So, drawing Gem prostitutes seems to be my thing now.
Well, not to be insulting but don't quit your day job.
>>84499439
>>84499485
>>84499519
All valid points.
>>84499417
>>84499421
Stevonnie at a nudist beach when?
>>84499379
>pure
Yeah. about that.
When will Stevonnie get their own outfit instead of the awkward early fusion mash-up outfit?
Will it be something a dancer would wear, like Rainbow Quartz?
>>84485305
Has penina
>>84499542
She puts her dong around the neck
>>84499434
>Not giving Lapis star pasties
>>84499574
Steven and Connie are not for sexual.
>>84499583
Steven doesn't know how to spawn appearance modifiers.
Stevonnie/Lapis when?
>>84499600
That sounds uncomfortable.
Why doesn't she just go outside?
>>84497841
>trans
But stevonnie isn't trans, they're intersex. Trans is a mental disorder, intersex is a biological disorder.
>>84496479
She look a attractive to me. Then again, I am a frequent /d/eviant.
>>84499600
>Stevonnie suffers from depression.
>decides to hang herself using her own dong.
>upon finding the body, police don't know whether to be horrified or to fap.
>>84499315
>implying connie would let steven be subservient to a third party
>>84499620
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
>>84499637
Already got two strikes on the Public Indecency. One more strike and it's off to prison.
>>84499639
It's all the same shit.
>>84499639
It's binary.
YOU SEXIEST PIG!
>>84499689
It's not like Stevonnie can't handle herself in prison.
Question is, where would she go?
>>84499691
It really isn't. Most intersexed people don't even know they're intersexed.
>>84499683
That better be Stevonnie playing a damn good video game...
>>84499241
Their physical penises doesn't matter, fusion releases the penises they carry in their hearts!
>>84499725
It's a crossover with Orange is the New Black
>>84499620
This is true, this is true. But Stevonnie is tall brown futa. I am conflicted.
>>84499120
>Stevonnie appears mostly feminine
the hair length and clothing skew that a little. A short haired stevonnie would have an easier time passing as a guy than a short haired girl would
>>84498991
>and most importantly of all, no filler.
>>84499762
Also, Stevonnie has them hips.
>>84499707
Is this an edit?
>>84499637
What if she has a erection? Golden Rain?
>>84499761
Stevonnie could also be a tall brown Barbie doll.With two buttholes.
>>84499434
I can already see someone starting a SU thread with this shit in 10 years or so and it either getting hundreds of replies or being trimmed within 15 minutes.
Though it's mostly Lapis, Jasper and Peridot look fine.
>>84499762
Also the curves, anon. It's the curves more than anything.
>>84499789
stevonnie would also have an easier time passing as a girl than a guy would
>>84499722
You mean non-binary, binary is something that have two different states like 0 or 1.
>>84499801
That sounds hot.
>>84499863
I don't get why they call it non-binary, it kind of sounds like they're acknowledging the binary exists when they're all godzilla about it?
>>84499754
Stevonnie would murdercock everyone there.
>>84499890
Tumblrites gonna tumblr. Just pay no attention to them and you won't go insane.
>>84499542well that's how long it is hard, soft it's probably a more manageable 5-7 inches
>>84499620
you kidding, the moment they become official Boyfriend & Girlfriend(and it would have happened several times by this point if magic stuff didn't keep cockblocking) Connie's probably going to drag Steven off to do incredibly lewd things
>>84499434
Perifot is near perfect(maybe add some jewelry though), but I think you need to do Lapis over again, she's too tall and lanky, and while I know that real Lapis Lazuli has yellow speckles, you shouldn't be applying it to her, also Jasper's suit is too loose on her, it's should be barely able to contain her massive form
>>84499818
>no holes [but a big dick]
Well lucky me.I've got at least one hole Stevonnie could use.
>>84499542
She uses the child's urinal at the end, obviously.
>>84499801
>be Greg
>taking a piss at a dirty gas station
>suddenly, a long haired beauty walks in
>you're confused and were about to speak up
>suddenly she walks up to the urinal and whips out her footlong
>it easily outranks your mudercock
>after finished peeing, the beauty walks out, leaving you feeling inadequate
>"Why'd she have Steven's face?"
>>84499863
>>84499921
Now that i stopped to think about, non-binary is also wrong, the right would be unary, non-binary also includes everything that 3 options or more.
>>84499434
>Gem prostitutes
That's what they are? I thought you were making them into JoJo characters.
Futanari is a disease. Seek help.
>>84499930
>>84499988
All the men must feel inadequate.
>>84499725
>It's not like Stevonnie can't handle herself in prison.
Just because you can handle prison doesn't mean you want to go there. Prison isn't fun. Prison sucks.
>>84499956
>actually wanting a dick in your ass
>>84500037
>>84500057
Would Stevonnie going to jail be on both Steven and Connie's records or would they make new records for Stevonnie?
>>84499542
She uses Rose's room and ask for a suitable toilet/urinal.
>>84500037
Seriously, I find Stevonnie's interactions with the world cute but I hate how /d/ consumes the thread whenever she's brought up.
Between this and tumblr, I wish they gave Stevonnie a canon gender/sex.
>>84498550
>the biggest tumblrite
I want this meme to stop, Sugar is progressive and shit but she's not on the same delusional level as tumblr sjws. Some of the people in the crew are though, but Sugar is quieter and avoids conflict so they tend to be louder than her.
I think we should count her doodles on signed stuff and her sketches that she posts online as seperate things.
>>84500126
Wouldn't the piss just go through?
>>84496791
>>84497003
How about Drunk Barb and Greg hitting it off
>>84500131
>POC
>gays
>transgender
>crossdressing
How is this no different from SJWs do?
>>84500131
Hasn't she shot down SJW shit at panels before?
>>84500175
How about Drunk Barb and Greg having a threesome with Stevonnie?
>>84500158
No, but it would fall in someone else's room when it vanishes.
>>84500130
Ken doll
>>84500203
Not really.
She really encourages the whole Stevonnie being a trans icon.
>>84500230
Honestly, I'd like to see more art of that.
And you could post it anywhere since there's no genitals.
>>84500203
>Hasn't she shot down SJW shit at panels before?
>Uses Greg as her patriarchy puppet
No.
>>84500271
DELETE THIS
>>84500215
Then what would be the point?
Might as well just use the ocean.
>>84500300
Sorry. Forgot it was a blue board.
>>84500183
I am gay, and i hate SJW, i find shemales,traps things of sort disgusting.
And i don't even know what POC is.
>>84493154
Probably.
>>84500271
see you in 2 days anon
>>84500332
> i find shemales,traps things of sort disgusting.
Then why are you on a Stevonnie thread? That's all we talk about.
>>84500332
POC=People Of Color
Count how many white people there are on the show.
>>84500347
You think Barb just walks around the house naked when Sadie isn't there.
Peedee being a racist is still funniest thing sug threads have made
>>84499195
Well since Steven changes based on how he feels about himself, that is if Steven feels like a big dawg, he'll be a big dawg.
If you know what I'm sayin'.HONK HONK
>>84485162
What bothers me more than how long this thread has lasted is OP's blatant niggerism
>>84500183
Because Sugar just has them exist. She doesn't imply they're better or worse or revolve entirely around one or two of those traits - they're characters that just happen to be that way.
There aren't entire episodes about how Steven's problems don't matter because he's male. Greg's grief over the loss of Rose is shown as valid and his feelings aren't slapped onto a "male tears" mug. Pearl's less mature handling of her own grief isn't glorified and when she takes her emotions out on Steven it isn't shown as a good thing to do - and unlike SJWS who would never forgive, Steven forgives.
Most obviously is the fact that SJWs loathe the idea of "don't fight hate with hate" - and what does Steven do?
>>84500427
But Steven is a cat person.
Could Garnet have defeated Jasper without throwing her in that ship reactor?
It looked kinda even but by the end of it Garnet looked a lot worse for wear than Jasper even without facetanking enough energy to power an intergalactic ship
>All that /d/ talk
There's a reason I was afraid of Stevonnie coming back.
>>84499434
Well, I liked it. Why not have them ON the strip?
>>84500458
>There aren't entire episodes about how Steven's problems don't matter because he's male. Greg's grief over the loss of Rose is shown as valid and his feelings aren't slapped onto a "male tears" mug. Pearl's less mature handling of her own grief isn't glorified and when she takes her emotions out on Steven it isn't shown as a good thing to do
Have you watched the fucking show?
>>84500410
It works because Peedee has little to no personality.
>>84500423
>A middle aged MILF
>single
>not walking around her house naked
>>84500472
Probably, but for story reasons (and because it looked cool) it was best to focus on crashing this ship, with survivors.
>>84500547
This makes everything worse anon.
>>84500203
>"shot down"
I can't imagine her doing that to anyone about anything, but sjws have gotten their knickers in a twist over stupid shit like "You've made such a progressive show but how DARE you still have a cishet white male protag!!2"
>>84500233
Crewniverse has said Stevonnie is a "they," which in this context does actually make perfect sense. I remember all the hype over a gender-neutral character existing, but we do have to keep in mind that the boarders' style slips through the episodes they write. Alone Together was weirdly heavy and forced for SU, so aren't Katie Mitroff and Hilary Florido more to blame?
>>84500296
Greg is her favourite character though.
>>84500558
>greentext stories are banned
Have fun with that.
>>84500518
That anon's clearly watched it more than you.
>>84500590
Garnet is Sugar's favorite character.
>>84500518
Yes, have you? You haven't disproved anything I said.
>>84500410
is it weird that I'm imagining the next page to just be Connie beating the snot out of Peedee for that
>>84500558
neat
>>84500600
what you talking about?
>>84500590
It's still Sugar's fault for approving it. If she wasn't an SJW, Alone Together would be in the scrap pile
Also
>they
>Stevonnie is 90% female
>>84500600
But it's that fanfic that I took down that all the anons are trying to get ahold of.
>>84500622
Sugar said Garnet is her favourite gem. Greg is her favourite human and/or character.
>>84500650
Janitors tend to delete lewd greentext stories left and right.
Anyone have an episode on their birthday? Mr. Greg for me.
>>84500675
Sugar said that the whole reason she created Garbet was to get her favorite singer on the show. How is that not her favorite character?
>>84500706
The nuke will be over by the time my birthday rolls around.
What was that AO3 fic about Pearl taking a bunch of molly and masturbating on the dance floor? Did that get taken down?
>>84500363
Because, theses thread are funny, but shemales and these sort of things are disgusting to see.
>>84500756
If that's the case, if you someone post a pic of Stevonnie, click out of the thread. It'll only get worse.
>>84500661
There's a difference between being promoting social justice/equality in a logical way and being an sjw, which is something a lot of people get mixed up.
The Crewniverse have said themselves that Stevonnie is a "they." You can try to nitpick about what percentage is "Rose" but her true form was a rock, and is "Steven" now, and Steven has a dick. Connie is a chick. Dude + Chick = neutral.Seeing how much this stupid topic always drags out, I'm convinced that anyone who tries to argue otherwise is just insecure about their boners.
>>84500472
No. Jasper was clearly winning. However if the ship's reactor stayed intact, the others would have found them and helped out eventually.
>>84500820
>Seeing how much this stupid topic always drags out, I'm convinced that anyone who tries to argue otherwise is just insecure about their boners.
Nice deflection.
>>84500727
She also asked Tom Scharpling specifically to voice Greg because she was a longtime fan of his radio show. Same argument.
Either way she likes them both very much, so you can't say that she uses Greg as some sort of man-hating mouthpiece.
>>84500820
>The Crewniverse have said themselves that Stevonnie is a "they." You can try to nitpick about what percentage is "Rose" but her true form was a rock, and is "Steven" now, and Steven has a dick. Connie is a chick. Dude + Chick = neutral.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
>>84500891
>She also asked Tom Scharpling specifically to voice Greg because she was a longtime fan of his radio show.
False. Sugar has never listened to his radio show. In fact, no one listens to radio.
>>84500891
>Either way she likes them both very much, so you can't say that she uses Greg as some sort of man-hating mouthpiece.
Then why is Greg so pathetic while Garnet is portrayed as pure perfection.
>>84500896
Stevonnie looks pretty androgynous though
>>84500928
In fact, radio don't exist anymore, all there's is repeating illuminati transmitions brainwashing anyone that hears it.
>>84500838
"Eventually" being the key word here, I don't think Garnet could have lasted much longer
Honestly thinking back it was a pretty good "won by outsmarting the enemy" scene
I like to think that Garnet used future vision to plan that while Jasper was busy spin dashing around the room
>>84500956
If Steven Universe was around back then, Gregg Mays should have used Greg as his avatar when he trolled Chris-chan.
>>84500959
>long hair
>female voice
>clothing in a feminine fashion
>hips
Because I know a ton of dudes with the above.
>>84500896
You're going by a stretch, though. You could use that "argument" for anything you want to get away with when you don't have any facts to prove me wrong ... oh, I get it.
>There was a poll on dA for the most popular fusion.
>Stevonnie was in the lead
What the hell? I would think Sardonyx or Opal would be in the lead.
>>84500956
>Then why is Greg so pathetic
>owns a business
>used to be a promising rock star, still has plenty of musical talent
>has a sweet van
>raised a great kid
>everyone in town likes him
>has a barn and several acres of land
>inherited a mansion from his uncle (if he could find the damn deed)
>fucked a space amazon
Where exactly are you getting "pathetic" from, friendo? Greg has done more in his life than you ever will.
>>84501006
hair and hips are completely atainable by dudes, there are plenty of guys out there that look like ladies. Look at some metalheads and you'll see some rapunzel locks.
Clothes, I don't know if they mean much honestly. Not really a physical thing
As for the voice, yeah, fine.
I don't know man, no boobs, kind of a manface. Looks androgynous to me but whatever, it's all headcanon until confirmed
>>84500547
delet this
Has the billionth leak happened yet or do I have to wait until monday for new episodes
>>84500956
Greg only seems pathetic on the surface, or to someone who wants to pigeonhole characters into archetypes. The whole idea behind Greg is his emotional strength and to show that his humanity isn't a weakness.
Also Garnet was only shown to be nearly perfect in season one. While she has the excuse of being made of two characters, she does slip up.
If Sugar hated men then why is Steven male and not some genderspecial magigirl? Why would an all-powerful gem be reborn as a guy?
>>84500996
Pretty much, without the exposed generator she would have been fucked.
>>84501148
Yes.
>>84500959
Those hips are EXTREMELY feminine. Like, not even dudes with Klinefelter syndrome have those kind of hips.
>>84501107
>I don't know man, no boobs, kind of a manface
Counterpoint; these can exist with women.
Not all women can attain a decent C-cup (though pettanko has made flat chested women popular).
And unfortunately, they are some women cursed with manface, usually with athletes.
>>84501200
That's like saying that without chairs and ladders, Jackie Chan would always get trouble no matter how much he doesn't want it.
>>84501258
Exactly.
>>84501085
>his business is failing
>his music sucks; any musical talent he has is wasted
>his van is shit
>his kid's a bitch
>nobody in town even acknowledges him
>and he does jack shit with it; two aliens are cucking his land from him
>like that means shit
>fucked a landwhale
>>84501174
>If Sugar hated men then why is Steven male and not some genderspecial magigirl? Why would an all-powerful gem be reborn as a guy?
Nu males are a thing anon.
>>84501257
Why do you want Stevonnie to be more female than neutral, which is what they are canonically? Even if you try to argue from appearances that you percieve as feminine yourself, it doesn't change the facts.
>>84501174
>The whole idea behind Greg is his emotional strength and to show that his humanity isn't a weakness.
And Sadie goes around killing Gem beasts like a boss. Great counter argument.
>>84499543
Didn't figure to.
>>84499823
>>84499930
Yeah, I really hate how Lapis turned out. I've only drawn her one other time out of the cartoon's style, and it looked shitty then too. Thanks about Peridot though.
>>84500510
I'd been thinking about that; I used to live in Las Vegas, but I actually didn't visit The Strip often unless I wanted a long walk, surprisingly enough, so my memory of it is a little on the hazy side. Locals had a much better time at the Fremont Street Experience.
>>84501370
Stevonnie isn't neutral canonically. It's been proven that's she's more feminine. The gender neutrality thing is just for tumblr points.
>>84501365
Then why is Steven a chicksterminating badass and the fucking messiah?
>>84501370
Anon, I once went to a Loud House thread and saw some anons accuse the creator of seeking out to leftist ideas because there were gay dads on the show.
This board is full of stupid people.
>>84501447
*selling out
>>84501430
He's a pussy who solves all his problems by crying or talking about his feelings. Even Aang had more balls than him.
>>84501385
And she hangs on the ass of the most dismissive, abusive jerk in the show like a dried turd while being deathly afraid of public speaking?
Because all SU characters have strengths and flaws.
>>84501410
>"it's been proven"
Stevonnie is a boy + a girl. Gender neutrality existed before tumblr, we're not talking kit pronouns or shit like that. Word from the creators = canon.
Your "proof" is just design aspects that you think are feminine. That's it. You have nothing.
>>84501497
But the show never shows her in the wrong for it; it's always Lars who's at fault.
SU characters do have their flaws...unless you're a woman.
>>84501555
I agree that they fucked up with Sadie and Lars but they're shit characters anyway but
>Pearl
>Peridot
>>84501492
You mean like when he managed to talk the fucking Cluster down, commanded the melon army, ran back to Beach City to protect everyone, and when he became a wrestling star?
>>84501500
>Word from the creators = canon.
Ever heard of death of the author?
Stevonnie is a girl by design; sure she was made by a boy and a girl but you're not a hermaphroditie just because your parents are a guy and a girl.
And gender neutrality wasn't a thing until tumblr popularized with their headcanons.
>>84501588
Pearl and Peridot are depicted as never having flaws.
They're cute and quirky.
>>84501148
I say no but my penis says yes yes!
>>84501608
>"made by a boy and a girl"
>"you're not a hermaphroditie just because your parents are a guy and a girl"
Jesus Christ now you're just being plain retarded, what does the word FUSION mean to you?
>>84501608
>Stevonnie is a girl by design
Stevonnie, by design, is a mishmash of both Connie's and Steven's features
>>84501593
>that was poor writing and generally emphasized what a pussy Steven is
>controlling watermelons is as about as badass as walking your dog
>Mr. Maheswaran does a better job of protecting Besch City
>he became a wrestling star by playing second banana to a woman
>>84501652
Fusion is just a metaphor for sex.
Steven and Connie had sex.
Stevonnie is their baby.
>>84501686
Just like you and your parents.
>>84501608
That only applies for concluded works, not ongoing serials.
And it doesn't fucking apply to shit that is not up for interpretation.
Nor does it affect canon. It just means you can find your own interpretation, not that your bullshit is valid by definition.
>>84501686
Yeah, Connie's waistline and hair, Steven's boobs and dick.
>>84501746
I believe they kind of did leave it up to interpretation; why else would they say gender neutral?
What can be considered canon anyways?
>>84501764
I was thinking of Steven's fat jaw and legs, but whatever.
>>84501764
>Steven
>dick
Top kek.
>>84501723
That's it. End of discussion.
I can't even keep up with where the goal posts are going, or what game you professional to play.
You are just running from one thing to the next in a pointless effort to not be wrong.
>>84501764
>>84501803
>Yeah, Connie's waistline and pussy, Steven's boobs and waste line.
Stevonnie had to get those curves from somewhere and Connie is a spoon.
>>84501624
>Pearl being oblivious to Amethyst's insecurity over her creation
>Pearl's devotion to Rose not always healthy
>Pearl's inferiority/superiority complex
>Pearl putting the entire group in danger because she was having fun being a fusion and she wasn't forgiven at the end of the episode
>Peridot belittling Pearl for her status and having to learn her lesson
>Peridot insulting Amethyst/Garnet and learning from that too
>Peridot making her betrayal to YD over the communicator blatant when she could've lied, saving them time
>Peridot in general having to learn that the earth is better not full of holes and that the gem matriarchs aren't perfection
where da leaks at gimme da leaks
>>84499120
i'd still still tap that.
>>84501838
>tumblr rage quits when they can't win
Typical.
>>84485305
No.
>>84501919
What if Stevonnie taps you?
>>84501723
A child is not a mishmash of a it's parents' features. Generics are more complicated than that.
>>84493154
Literally the only one mate
>>84501872
And yet, they're still portrayed in a better light than men. Their flaws are glossed over.
>>84501799
Stevonnie is pointedly not ever addressed as any gender and the makers came out with they-pronouns being what they find appropriate for Stevonnie.
Lars and Sadie were both smitten, which clearly shows them to be intended as androgynous.
Also Stevonnie doesn't have girly hair, but Quartz hair. All grown Quartzes have massive hair.
>>84501974
I would probably be okay with that myself.
>>84501990
It's a cartoon so it's simple enough.
>>84502030
That's pretty gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H23rpzOAIzQ
When was this shown?
For some reason listening to the entire song gives me some feels.
>>84501974
My, that would be lovely.
>>84502062
A year ago at SDCC.
>>84492331
>Douche
>"Hey babe wanna dance?"
>"Come on check out my sick dance moves"
Either Connie was triggered by that point or Steven was afraid of getting cucked.
>>84501974
as long as she's got dem hips id be a-okay with whatever she's packing down there
>>84502029
>they were identified as female in the episode. The they thing come out after because they wanted to pander to tumblr
>Sadie being smitten implies that she's gay/bisexual. (Hooray, more tumblr pandering.)
>It's girly hair. No bones about it.
>>84502068
>>84502097
Anons, I don't mean to be a bigot, but I am getting some homoerotic vibes here. Like Roman level homoerotic.
>>84489926
>That jam
I can't believe some stupid AU is actually giving me some feels. The scenario itself is pretty interesting too. It's not like the show will ever mention anything like that though.
>>84502030
>>84502068
>>84502097
>wanting sticky shit in your asshole
For what reason?
>>84502158
>The scenario itself is pretty interesting too. It's not like the show will ever mention anything like that though.
That's because the show will end with Steven and Connie's epilogue babies. Like in anime.
>>84502031
In what way?
>>84502007
>flaws are flat-out addressed and in almost all the instances listed, not tolerated by the other characters
>"glossed over"
What is /co/ smoking today
Is it even fair to weigh the gems over what male characters there are when most of the cast are gems? Even so, in all of these situations Steven (who is male) is the emotionally mature one.
>>84502197
It's a children's cartoon.
>>84502093
I doubt Steven would mind getting cucked.
>>84502287
And what does it have to do with genetics?
>>84502229
>Even so, in all of these situations Steven (who is male) is the emotionally mature one.
I'd hardly call crying at the drop of hat emotionally mature.
>>84502341
Steven never does that though.
>>84502229
>>flaws are flat-out addressed and in almost all the instances listed, not tolerated by the other characters
When has this ever happened?
>>84502391
>blatant bullshitting
Do I have to pull out the chart?
>>84502396
We had an entire arc about it, mang.
>>84502341
He's still always the one to stop everyone from fighting and get them all to talk instead. Also he hasn't been crying every ime something goes wrong, And when he does cry, he still makes an effort even if he is - that doesn't make him weak. If he was really immature he wouldn't be able to handle it and would just run away (like some of the gems have).
>>84502396
>>84501872
^ In the episodes listed
>>84485162
Steven Universe is the coming age of a boy turning into a woman
>>84502419
I don't need screencaps, give me links to the scenes, so you would show me the context where Steven cries "at the drop of the hat".
>>84501948
>ignores all canon
>spews back only opinion
>dismisses anyone who supports canon as "tumblr"
>constantly moves delusional goalpoasts further and further away
Yeah, you're a real winner. Go back to fapping to your headcanon because you're so afraid of being "gay."
Jesus Christ, where did all these shitposter came from? Did the loudthreads got deleted or something?
Anyway, for the retard arguing that Greg isn't sugar's favorite
"My favorite character is Greg too!!!"
https://m.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/
>>84502443
So, never.
>>84502579
I'm starting to think that most of the people in these threads don't actually like the show.
>>84502641
>Listening to Whitney Houston when this comes on.
Perfection.
>>84502579
That was taken out of context. Sugar later clarified she was joking.
Sugar states she likes Garnet because she's the person Sugar's always wanted to be.
>>84502723
[citation needed]
>>84485162
>she/he
they
>>84502752
Who gives a shit?
>>84502778
The people who know the facts.
>>84502641
>trans_propganda.gif
>>84502791
This is 4chan, it's a mixed bag.
Some will use the correct pronouns others will use whatever feels right. It's a cartoon, it really don't matter.
>>84502654
>blaming tlh
>he doesn't know about shitposter-kun
So you're not only a retard, you're also a newfag.
>>84502824
Just sayin', mang.
>>84502574
And don't forget to label this as a micro aggression when you get back to where you belong.
>>84502856
Eh, it's really a non issue.
Whatever use, will always know what Stevonnie really is.
>>84502841
TLH did nothing to you. Why are you blaming the fans?
>>84502859
I think the fact that I used the word "retard" earlier should've tipped you off that I'm not of the tumblr hivemind.
But then again that's assuming you can read.
>>84502546
Just watch any episode.
>>84502931
Already did. Didn't see any occurrence of that.
>>84485162
>this whole thread
Let's not have a Stevonnie thread in the near future. I don't feel like wading through fap talk and gender politics.
>>84502912
>guys I used an ableist slur!
>I'm totally not tumblr!
>>84502956
Steven cried over a snake not having any arms.
That's kind of mentally unstable.
>>84502905
Faggot, I'm talking about the guy who regularly shitposts on the SU threads, he appears when there's no TLH threads active and always posts the same bait, thus gaining the shitposter-kun nickname
Are you being dense on purpose or you just have victim complex?
>>84503004
>not having any arms
I dunno, seems kind of a horrible existence to be honest.
>>84502959
>"fap talk"
Don't forget the denial. Lots and lots of denial.
>"gender politics"
Half of it was just stating canon, the other half was complaining that the characters in SU only exist as "tumblr pandering"
I don't even like Stevonnie, but there seem to be a lot of shitheads in the SU threads lately no matter what the focus is.
>>84503043
>SU fag
>saying others have a victim complex
I'm pretty sure this shitposter isn't even real.
>>84503093
Stevonnie has always been ammunition to show how SU is "tumblr". The fact that Stevonnie is making a comeback made it relevant again.
>>84503004
>hey remember that joke about Steven being too tough to cry, that is my evidence
You serious with this shit.
>>84503093
>but there seem to be a lot of shitheads in the SU threads lately no matter what the focus is.
Welcome to SU threads on hiatus, where discussion dies and shitposting thrives.
>>84503094
Uh so you're shitposting.
Well I guess that explains a lot.
>>84503131
It's still valid. One of the many criticisms of the show is that Steven cries too much. Also
>SU
>joke
Top kek.
>>84503148
Now that you mention it, I never really hung around the threads during a hiatus before. I remember some shitposting around the start of them, but nothing this level of stupid.
>>84503155
Show me evidence that this shitposter exists that doesn't boil down to "this person has a different opinion than me".
Remember, you SU fans have a reputation.
>>84503194
It's pretty much a cycle.
>hype of the show drowns out shitposting
>talkbacks can happen
>show goes off air
>everything's discussed, shitposting can grow
>show is announced to come back
>rinse and repeat
>>84502050
This is a Steven Universe-related thread. Being gay in any degree is the least of anyone's worries.
>Stevonnie thread
>approaching 500 posts
Dang...did anyone post fap fics?
>SU nominated for an emmy
>it's a lamar episode
>the one we find out garnet is a hypocrite about love at first sight, and the rules of fusion are completely thrown out the window
>We Need to Talk completely overlooked
>>84485459
how?
>>84503172
>It's still valid
By that logic I guess i could claim Garnet is always making jokes because of the "master of comedy" punchline.
And how is it not a joke? You'd have to be an asspie not to notice it was a joke
>>84503389
It's clearly for the Katie Mitroff art parts, and the song, and the gay.
I wouldn't say it threw the rules of fusion out the window, Steven and Connie fused by accident too.
But I do strongly agree that We Need to Talk is a better episode, one of the best even. Maybe it was seen as too adult?
>>84503389
>implying ruby and sapphire didn't spend weeks together on earth falling in love and that first fusion wasn't just a result of a fleeting feeling that fell apart immediately
>>84503455
and the beautiful backgrounds
>>84503389
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't We Need to Talk nominated last year but lost to Jake the Brick?
>>84503569
I think that was Lion 3
>>84503389
>the one we find out garnet is a hypocrite about love at first sight
Get over it, Jamie.
>>84503399
Dang, that is one beautiful image.
>>84503643
What's with the ayylmao eyes
>>84487467
>touching genitals
>not LITERALLY having space gem sex CONSTANTLY
>>84503389
to be fair we need to talk needs a bit more context than The Answer
>>84496479
Mystery genitalia both confuse and allure.
Or maybe because everybody in SU looks like a fucking mutant, who knows.
>>84500749
Where?
Where is this at?
>>84501349
+ The Loud House is much better show
>>84508258
Stop trying to start shit and make TLH look bad.
This is the same thing people that hated AT when it was popular did, and the same thing people that hate SU did even more recently.
>>84487345
>she
>>84500590
>I can't imagine her doing that to anyone about anything, but sjws have gotten their knickers in a twist over stupid shit like "You've made such a progressive show but how DARE you still have a cishet white male protag!!2"
This. It's not so much that they don't indulge it to the degree they want to, it's that they don't really get pressured to change what their vision already is, and when the Tumblrites get too mouthy and demanding, they basically just ignore them.
>>84487345
You're a pedo and you know it, embrace it.
>>84508258
fucking this
>mods delete the thread about the new Spongebob episode
>/susg/, Steven Universe Shitposting General, is perpetually allowed
I just don't get it.
>>84498896
Bro, in what world is this realistic? Not even ghettos are this bad. Are you getting all your info on the real world from animes, novellas and shitty fanfics?
>>84508533
>still care about Sponge bab
>>84499297
Steven actually is missing a leg.
>>84500727
But Steven is based off of her brother? Sibling love beats favorite musician
>>84508533
>he still doesn't get it
>>84508540
>Still care about the same eye-of-the-beholder discourses we've already had 32048573027 times before
>>84508258
I'm not into incest harem cartoon.
>>84500752
I need this
>>84496479
she looks like a latina
latinas are naturally superior women
>>84499434
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>>84508745
What is going on in this picture
>>84503389
The Answer is entirely mediocre, I don't understand the gushing over it.
>>84508753
Stevonnie trying to fuck Sadie and Lars at the same time
>>84508753
Lars and Sadie are so aghast at the fact they are having a threesomes(?) with Stevonnie, they are paralysed in this expression of astonishment.
And they apparently don't do a whole lot of anything else, thus the complaint.
>>84485305
I guess since Steven is half gem, when he fuses with Bonie that makes him 1/4 gem, 1/4 Male and 1/2 female, thus making his body that of a woman.
>>84490212
I think the point is that Steven should not keep alive things that are supposed to die.
It is unnatural and unethical.
Selfish of Steven to do so, Connie will eventually have to see everything she holds dear die, all family, all friends, etc.
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