>After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless.
no wonder he's such a big boss.
When you take a man's squeezing arm, you never really get over it.
>>84455650
>CARLOOOOOOOOOOS
>>84455740
THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZING ARM!!!
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>>84455579
You fought in the Clam Wars?
>>84455579
>They trusted him as their NCO, and he saw them as some of the best, loyal men he could ever ask for. But as he sat in his bed, the downers he took slowly taking effect, he could not help but look back on that fateful day. It was his decision to assault from the east flank of Omaha, and he still cursed himself everyday for not preparing further, for not examining his resources and intel. He didn't expect the route to be as fortified as it was. He still remembered the last moments, the last words of the corporal before he and the other men were cut down by machine gun fire: "Stepping on the beach do-do-do-doot!"
>>84456797
Caught me off guard there, anon.
>>84456797
Kek'd pretty hard
>>84456797
Nice one
>>84455579
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>>84457920
Someone, screencap this
>>84456797
i dun get it
>Mister Krabs sitting in a chair, a bourbon in his hand
>"What happened to you Mr Krabs? Why wont you grill anymore?"
>He takes a long sip "I was the best cook Uncle Clam had ever seen. But I was young reckless......I flew too close to the sun my boy. Ya see we were low on supplies, and I wasnt spending a nickel fer more. We found a shipment of expired patty meat. I was young, brash! I thought with the right amount of seasonin and formuler, I could salvage the patty meat. It all went fine...."
>"B-But what happened Mr Krabs?"
>"I over seasoned it boy....I over seasoned it"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECQeLQURNuw
>*various fish start heaving, vomiting, and running to the bathroom*
>"I SENT 8 OF MY BOYS TO THE LATRINE THAT DAY!"
>"But you can still cook Mr-"
>"GET OUT! GET OUT OF ME OFFICE BOY!"
PRIVATE STAR!!!! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!?!?!?!
>>84456797
Well played anon
>>84459627
I like you.
What if he and his platoon didn't get enough supplies, and they were quoted as not having enough money to buy the things that would have saved them.
What if that's why he's such a new over pennies
>>84460211
You need to do it /v/ style.
