ITT characters that are, in all essence, you
ITT threads that are, in all essence, cancer
For me it's AdamX the EXXXTREME, he's intelligent, nihilistic and with a WICKED sense of humor. (and from the 90's)
You know someone was going to post it so lets just get this out of the way
>>84412196
God I wish Shatterstar had just killed him.
>>84412211
Recommended reading for this character?
>gets mad at online video games
>wears a thin hoodie
>has unkempt hair and shitty stubble
>doesn't clean his desk
>decorates room with toy memorabilia
It's harder to get more accurate.
>>84412241
you seem like a fun guy. Are you black? I always pictured him black.
>>84412241
at one point in the series, he actually talked
>>84412359
He might be an allegory for the foreign hand who always is good at the job but doesn't speak the language. Or maybe the main cast understood him because they knew him.
>>84412359
> I always pictured him black.
But Snitzel has good work ethic what the fuck anon
Literally me minus the girlfriend and kid
>>84412211
>there are people who haven't seen the actual clip this is from
>>84412173
ITT: closeted fictionkin
>>84412405
>le racism meme!!! XD
>>84412173
>>84412650
I know you're from Tumblr and thus aren't capable of understanding how things work here, but that was just a simple joke. Nothing more, nothing less.
>irrational
>temperamental
>impulsive
>emotional
>often has almost zero work ethic or drive
>LOVES vidya, even if he's kinda bad at it
>snacks all the time
>absolutely has to hang out with his bro
It's me, no doubt about it. A few key differences, though.
>my Mordecai is split between two people
>I don't havean Eileen to love and get motivated to help
>>84412173
Dunno, I cut pretty damn close to the bun though
>>84412234
Write an autobiography and read it.
>Socially ok enough to hang out with friends and not be a shut in
>Inept enough to have 0 appeal an self steem
>play bass
>sort of a prick
>broke as hell
>my friends care for me, but think I'm an asshole
>had girlfriends that i was an immature dick to
>dumped by a girl I was head over heels for (it was brutal)
>play vidya
Only real difference is I'm not Canadian, I'm younger than 23 andthere isn't a Ramona in my life
>>84413152
You and me both man. Only difference between me and Scott is I'm still running. I even did the "date a high schooler" bit. I think we're all waiting on our Ramona and need to realize we gotta just be our Ramona and change before it's too late.
I mean, if you put me in space, gave me an army, a vagina, and no care whatsover for consequences, me
>>84412173
Minus the kids and wife and I'm him almost entirely down to the mannerisms.
Generally mellow
Get incredibly cocky when I'm slightly good at something.
Low tolerance for tomfoolery
I even do his "Oh my god" all the time.
I'm also for sure going to get a bald spot as all my parents/grandparents have one except my mother.
Even down to appearance. I was impressed by the number of times something was said that sounded close or identical to something I had said before I ever watched it.
>>84412173
>same personality/humor
>somewhat interested in philosophy
>doesn't mind boners but draws a line at crying
>hangs out with weird people and shoots the shit
Pretty much
>>84413125
Wait, are you also a salamander girl?
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>>84412211I'm a useful human being, i swear!
My Pasqualo moved away recently.
Literally me
>>84413689
Are gay too?
Miriam Pataki. Due to circumstances, I am unable to do any of the things I enjoy and really want to do, and as a result sleep a lot and generally just mope. Also, I make myselfnon-alcoholic*smoothies a lot. Sorry if this seems like a blog post or complaining, I'm not trying to, just stating the facts.*The only real difference is I don't drink
I'm just always fucking shit up without meaning to.
>>84413672
pics?
Once I considered myself Gumball Watterson, but it seems that is no longer the case.
Who I am inside.
>>84412173
Is this your fursona?
>>84412930
This minus the need to hang out with my friends
>>84412189
>ITT threads that are, in all essence, cancer
Fucking this. Why do you make these threads OP? Oh and here's me.
>>84414410
Did he leave able to stand on his own two feet with a harem at his side?
>cartoonist
>works a job he hates
>lives in a pretty hip and diverse city
>roomates are like my best friends
Could be worse.
>>84413042
Highly underrated response
>>84414767
Kill yourself
>>84412432
>named chad
>ugly
>fat
>has a wifes son
Wew
>>84412405
lel
>>84416654
Rude
>>84412173
>>84416664
its subversive
>>84416776
I doubt you are married
>>84413672
>>84414535
>>84414650
Did you/will you improve?
Someday I will kill my coworkers
>>84412189
>doesn't use tomorrow
no, anon, you are the cancer.
even though 3 of my sisters are already working the other 8 are still annoying
>>84419500
did you fuck them all?
>>84419500
Geez. Did you siphon away their power and become better than them at everything like Lincoln?
>>84419599
>did you fuck them all?
no but i did play doctor with them
>>84419605
well i am better than them at manually tilling the soil
Friend got me watching the series because of hercause thickuntil I realized we're literally the same person.
>>84412173
i'm both of these guys.
>>84419500
Oh god, hows do you survive with that many siblings?
>>84412189
ITT posts that are, in all essence, cancer.
This nigga is literally most of us.
>>84419436
No you won't.
![kratz-harvey-beaks-8.61[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YkjdouE.jpg "kratz-harvey-beaks-8.61[1].jpg")
>>84420960
>>84421364
Oh, didn't mean to quote that guy.
>>84412599
I haven't seen it, spoon feed me daddy
>>84419473
>falling for the black makes your eyes hurt less meme
lol
>>84412304
What is this from?
>>84419676
>play doctor with them
What is this meme? Is this an American thing?
>>84413791
Did you mean Jimmy or Spike?
>>84421842
"You show me yours, I'll show you mine" kind of thing. You know, examining each other like a doctor would examine a patient.
>>84421842
>>84421905
I never did that. I don't know why people do that. It always seemed weird to me.
>>84419676
>>84421905
Am I the only kid that didn't do this as a kid?
>>84422060
Kids are curious. Something is always hidden from them, so they want to see it. It's not really a sexual thing.
>>84419676
>>84421905
Am I the only kid who didn't do this?
>>84422095
>hidden from them
did your parents never take a bath with you?
>>84422095
My older sister made me tongue kiss her when I was real young to know what it felt like, I don't even know if she remembers it. It happened a couple times, including in a public area once and I really didn't like it. She's like 4 years older than me too, still feels shitty that my first kiss was by a rapey kindergarten boy and my older sister.
>>84419500
>>84421905
>>84422095
My childhood exactly.
>>84422260
You okay buddy?
>>84422181
Fuck no they didn't.
>>84422367
Is that an american thing?
>>84422329
I'm a girl, but yeah. I didn't really pay attention to it until recently because I've never had a real relationship. It makes sense though that she's bi now.
>>84422367
Really? Even my parents did, showers too. It's really not wierd at all.
>>84419903
10/10 would hang with
>>84422181
No? My mom bathed me when I was little, but she was never -in- the tub with me. That would be kind of weird to me, in retrospect.
>>84422449
same, although my sisters would take baths with me, until I was around 4 or 5
>>84412173
Pretty much
>>84422434
>I'm a girl, but yeah.
I don't see how that would diminish it, unless you buy into the "all girls are secretly bi" meme. Other than that I kind of had a feeling since you mentioned the "rapey kindergarten boy." I want to hear that story.
Good luck with your life. Also your sister is a degenerate.
>>84422739
She is pretty degenerate t b h, nowadays she's a huge sjw and takes a lot of my mom's money. The kindergarten boy was a specials kid who was obsessed with me and followed me everywhere in elementary school, which now that I think about it, I always attract stalkers, it's kind of a curse. One time in kindergarten I was playing with binie babies behind the shelf because I didn't want to be around the other kids, and he ran back and kissed me on the lips. I tried telling the teacher but she was busy and told me not to be a tattle tail, so I thought adults wouldn't care and I never told anyone after that.
I guess I did pitty date a friend in middle school, but nothing really happened.
>>84412211
>>84423002
Thanks for the stories; they give me energy. Too bad about your sister, though. I hate that, it always feels like I can't stop people from being degenerates no matter how hard I try. I've tried different strategies but they just don't work.
>I always attract stalkers, it's kind of a curse
Sucks, bro. Any idea what could be causing it?
>I tried telling the teacher but she was busy and told me not to be a tattle tail
This actually makes me angry. I hate it when people go against justice. It makes me want to punch their face.
>I guess I did pitty date a friend in middle school, but nothing really happened.
I can never understand this though. Why do people date others if they're planning on breaking up later? Instant gratification? Pity dating confuses me too, won't it just hurt the other person later? Unless it's to teach them a lesson I guess, to not put people on a pedestal. I don't know.
>>84423287
>Any idea what could be causing it?
I'm nice and friendly to people I guess, and I tend to not be harsh about telling people to fuck off. Politely saying no doesn't seem to work well, but I don't want to be outright rude iether.
About thepity dating thing, the guy was a friend and he really loves me. I felt bad that I didn't want to date him because he's a really great guy and treats me nice, but I'm just not attracted to him. He eventually broke up with me because he could tell I wasn't really into it. I never tried dating anyone after that because I realized I was asexual in high school, and any relationship just wouldn't work out for the other person because I'm not gonna put out. It's not all that bad though, I've made a lot of great guy friends instead.
>>84412173
>>84424474
This nigger.
>>84416502
Close enough.
I'm happy for him.
>>84412173
>perpetual fuckup
>just wants to do good
I hated Benbecause I hate myself
>>84412211
He said essentially, not literally
>>84413141
Get out
>>84425805
to be fair he is more vidya related them /co/.
>>84427786
Video game spinoff from a property based on a comic, still counts.
