Why haven't you met Constantine yet?
I dunno. I'm a huge Hellblazer fan. I've met Spider-Man, though.
>go to con
>look over
>see best Spider-Man cosplayer I've ever seen, looking at a Batman comic
>someone mentions Spider-Man
>he looks up, tilts his head
>"Did somebody say my name?"
>in the exact voice I hear in my head for Spider-Man when I read his comics
Meeting with Constantine is basically suicide, so no thanks. Seems like a good chap though
Because he's a fictional character you fucking autist.
>>84349189
>>84349200
Alan Moore claims to have met him IRL. Someone else did too. Morrison, maybe?
Because I don't have a deathwish
>>84349111
you know i always imagined constantine to look like the average joe.
not a male supermodel.
![4045395-the+mighty+monarch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZfN8xe.jpg "4045395-the+mighty+monarch[1].jpg")
Why haven't you met the mighty Monarch yet?
>>84349210
>morrison
>meeting constantine
I think Moore would have a heart attack.
>>84349111
Someone explain this meme to me. I don't quite get it yet.
>>84349333
A few Hellblazer writers have claimed to "meet" John Constantine. Y'know at bars and such.
>>84349161
Have you ever been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome?
>>84349377
Oh, shit. It all makes sense now, thanks Anon.
>>84349111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYLNEFY-Gnc
Never read his stuff before
That does it. I'm writing fan fiction until I meet John, and then I'm going to die fighting evil.
>>84350982
Why would you want to die fighting Constantine?
