Do you think the army men from Toy Story are actually bloodthirsty little bastards?
They're just hardworking men who want to do their country proud.
>>84296085
their not bloodthirsty bastards, they are just molded that way.
>>84296137
/thread
>>84296085
>still no Army Men spin-off movie
Way to drop the ball pixar.
>>84296191
>Andy buys another bucket of soldiers
>It's tan
>>84296295
FUCK. So much missed potential.
I imagine they'd all have a shared unspoken vibe of impotence due to their guns not actually working.
Could lead to some good jokes, and of course have them McGyvering stuff a la Home Alone or Small Soldiers if the Army Men movie did become a thing.
>>84296191
>3DO's unrelated Army Men franchise will never be bought and revived by someone competent
>even if it was it would flop because the kids will call it "gay CoD for kids"
>>84296377
Just don't make it an FPS.
Make it an RTS with the cursor literally being the kid's hand that's playing with the toys.
>>84296419
The Army Men RTS did have a neat thing where you had to use the corpses of dead units to make new ones. Just meld their plastic down and shit.
>>84296649
Jesus. That's some Fremen shit.
>>84296295
>>84296312
That could probably be an animated short, but in the end it would just turn into a "don't judge people based on color" message at the end.
>>84296359
>I imagine they'd all have a shared unspoken vibe of impotence due to their guns not actually working.
Fuck. This is my head canon now
>>84296295
>>84296359
How would they fight if they can't shoot?
Just go pew pew pew or hand to hand?
There were quite a few army men games. The rts was pretty good, though a little clunky, and I still like the old shooters. When I say old I mean old, I play em on my 64.the rts was gamecube.
>>84299317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icLhUBBwY44
>>84296085
They're the most loyal and honorable toys in Andy's Room and the most powerful. They know their limitations and they know how much they accomplish as a unit. The other toys have nothing on them.
>>84300179
damn I miss those games
>>84301760
It's a shame the one game killed everyone but Sarge.
>>84297380
>That could probably be an animated short
That already isa number of games, you know.
>>84296377
>for kids
>with flamethrowers like that
Hoo boy.
>>84296419
RTSs are dead jim
>>84297939
Have it dramatized like when Andy's playing with his toys or when Rex played that Buzz Lightyear game.
Or have them rig up weapons from stuff like dart guns, water balloons, or fireworks.
>>84301760
there's always The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67v4rd3ePn0
>>84304136
That looks cool.
Is it worth playing for anything beside nostalgia?
