>that episode where Bart and Milhouse use a time-stopping stopwatch to strip people naked
>that episode where Moe speeds up time to the point where the universe resets
>>84124082
>that episode where Fat Tony skips time to try to kill his daughter
why the hell would you strip your DAD naked?
>>84124475
to publicly embarrass him, silly.
Since when has Homer ever had a problem with showing off his butt?
>>84124700
Would YOU want to be seen naked next to some random kid you barely know who also happens to be naked?
People have gotten their lives ruined for less.
I remember that one. And then they also made Lisa pick her nose.
They probably originally had Lisa strip naked, but then the animators got a boner and felt ashamed so they didn't use it.
>that episode where Cecil fucks bobs wife behind his back and then Bob finds out and gets cucked.
>>84125229
Cecil is probably gay.
I'd do the exact same thing. To attractive strangers, of course, as opposed to family members and bullys.
Here's a question for ya, /co/.
If you had a magical time-stopping watch, BUT: Every time you froze time, a single person with a ten mile radius of you remained conscious (while still frozen) and could remember everything they saw. You've no way of knowing who until you unfreeze again.
Would you still do illegal shit?
>>84125283
>Would you still do illegal shit?
Just how illegal are we talking here? Because shoplifting a candy bar and raping little children are two different levels of crime.
>>84125283
Just gotta kill everyone around you each time you freeze time. Or gouge out their eyes.
Simple.
(seems like it would be difficult to see from 10 miles away anyway, tho)
>>84125274
Isn't he married to a chick named Maris?
>>84125283
I could always wear a mask. And I would only ever stop time to steal shit and strip particularly attractive people, so yes. My question is this: do cameras still work while time is frozen if I'm holding them?
>>84124082
That defiantly happened in Futurama too... Without the Moe bit.
>>84125229
Well of course he has to make people think he's gay. So when he is caught with bobs wife it would be all the more devastating.
He will get away with it for so long until then.
>that episode where Bob cut his own face off
>>84125424
Whoops this was directed to this>>84125274
. I d'un goofed
>>84125424
Since Bob has actual super powers now, how long before Bart gets some, other than his telepathy?
>>84125493
Dude he didn't get telepathy
>That episode where it was all a dream within a dream within a dream.
I remember on the DVD commentary for Grandpa vs Sexual Inadequacy (recorded in 2006) the writers were complaining "They won't let us do nudity anymore."
Fox are contrarian fuckwits. It seems some years they're stricter on content in their shows, other years they dgaf.
>>84124082
does moe have a stand or something?
>>84125357
that is always one thing where if time is stopped, cameras should be too. i mean, they are machines right? shouldn't they also be subject to time stop since the electricity that makes them work is stopped too?
>>84125611
He's always had telepathy. He uses it on Milhouse, Skinner and Homer. And on Willy, but that doesn't count.
>>84125799
if electricity is stopped, how are you able to catch light to see?
>>84125799
Then so should the fibers in your clothes, imprisoning you. Also, if the light is stopped, you should be blind. But people want to imagine it as a sort of debug mode of a freezeframe copy of the world where they can play with all the toys and genitals they want.
>>84127039
that would be the most shit time stop
"well, now you can't move, but you can think for all the time in the world"
or that and you have to be naked when you stop time.
>>84124055
Im not even entirely sure if OP is making this up or this was an actual episode.
>>84127301
I hate young people so much.
>>84127319
The simpsons has been running for a long ass time dude. I stopped watching it a long time ago and even I can't tell if greentext summaries are real or fake any more.
>>84127385
In this case, that's not an excuse.
>>84127426
It is on /co/ when people make dedicated threads to fabricated episodes like in those Arthur threads
>>84125343
they divorced so he could fuck Bob's British housekeeper
>>84127039
>freeze time
>take a step
>frozen microscopic particles within your body tear you apart
>>84126820
That's not how it works. You could argue that waves between the color spectrum would also stop, but it's different than electron particles moving inside a wire
>>84127039
It's funny because I've seen a bunch of videos that have time stopping as a plot point and it mainly consists of a guy taking off a bunch of women's shirts and massaging their breasts and shit like that.
I'd probably just cater to my ENF fetish by taking everything off a person and then unpausing time.
>>84127710
> Freeze time
> Be completely blind
> Take a step
> skin collides with atmosphere and goes nuclear
>>84127301
It was a Treehouse of Horror segment
>>84128778
nah it's just relative.
>>84128953
Relative to what? A lot of things depend on time, anon. If one person has more time than another WEIRD things begin to happen.
But I wouldn't expect a /co/ board to understand. It's pretty high level stuff.
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Dad, I'm sick of bathing in the yard. Plus I think Rod and Todd are watching.
>>84124055
one of my favorite fetishes
>>84131130
I always thought that was stupid.
>8 year old
>having this much self-awareness
>grade school aged boys
>interested in seeing a girl naked at an age when they'd still think girls have cooties
>>84131336
Sometimes the writers just forget the kids' true ages.
>>84131572
how old does a series need to be for the 'I just forgot that was a thing' excuse can start being used by the writers?
I mean, the simpsons are a longave series, but
>>84131779
This was from a Scully episode and by that point I don't think they did any serious proofreading of scripts.
Compare a Season 4 episode. The kids' interaction in this scene was more believable for an 8 and 10 year old compared to Take My Wife Sleaze.
>>84131897
watever, I stopped simpsons long ago, like many before me, and tio be honest, I liked futurama a lot more.
>>84131336
>wanted to see girls naked since I was 4 or 5
>feel awkwardly self-aware all through grade school
it all adds up to me man.
>>84131336
>not looking up girls dresses while they were on the swing in 1st grade
>>84132026
Especially when she giggles at his junk. Exactly perfect 8 year old behavior.
>>84127260
>or that and you have to be naked when you stop time
That sounds like the beginning of a great comic.
>>84125283
Of course since no one would say anything in fear of being labeled insane.
Plus I can't think of any situation where stopping time can't get me out of anything, not counting a Twilight Zone ending.
>>84132986
Being stuck in a hole.
>>84128991
>If one person has more time than another WEIRD things begin to happen.
I want to know more but I'm scared.
>>84124158
>>84124082
if it is like the futurama episode, i want to watvh it
what season?
I was never that nuts on Futurama for whatever reason.
>>84133610
Me neither.
>>84125461
>>84125274
>reference to his voice actor
