ITT: Patrick just replaced the progatanist of your favorite anime series.
What happens?
i don't watch anime
>>84009719
The show just became uwatchable.
Patrick saves a little girl from an abusive family and goes on crazy jazz fueled adventures?
I dig it
>>84009719
>Samurai Champloo
>"Hey you two are supposed to help me find the uh...uhhhh."
>"The samurai who smells of sunflowers."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's something else."
he dies from being out of water
>>84009719
Patrick goes to breasturants though oddly he is an assman, had adventures across different universes as alternate versions of himself and gets the chance to be god.
The only anime I watch is YuGiOh abridged
So, I guess everything becomes even stupider
>>84009719
Patric gets hella swole and spends episodes screaming and looking constipated.
Patrick is now his own mom?
That's cool I guess... I just wonder if his legs are strong
>>84009842
This would only be slightly different from the original series.
>>84009719
Nothing cuz I don't watch no weeb shit.
Patrick gets a computer which causes him to undergo ego-death, gains the ability to be anywhere he wants through the use of xfinity modems, meets and kills God, and then resets time.
Bonus points if you know the anime.
>>84009946
Is it... The bee movie?
>>84009961
correct!
>>84009961
Bee Movie is so hard to describe that not even Bee Movie is Bee Movie.
BAN JOJO FAGGOTS FROM /CO/
SICK OF THIS SHIT
>>84010014
I may be a weeb but I'm no Jojo faggot.
>>84009719
>PatPat's Bizarre Adventure
His stand would be All Star.
>>84009719
Patrick either gets caught early, or manages to avoid the World's Greatest Detective because he has such an irrational killing pattern. Maybe Patrick doesn't even read the rules or becomes a tyrant like in that episode where he's the king of bikini bottom.
>>84009847
IN AMERICA
You guys know there's a board called /a/ right?
>>84009719
>Patrick replaces one punch man
My face when.
>>84010331
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
>PATRICK NO
Patrick falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, Patrick is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, Patrick immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when Patrick recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, Patrick finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Patrick’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>84009719
>Patrick and Gyro vs Funny Valentine
Noice
>Dear Rich Guy
>I'm going to break into your house tomorrow night and steal your umm... uhhhhhhhh....
I have no idea how the fuck this would work.
>>84009842
You are muh nigga
Muh nigga you are
You are muh nigga
When close and when far
You are muh nigga
From beginning to end
But you're not just muh niggayou're also muh friend
>pic related is made into an anime
I'd watch the fuck out of that.
Patrickmatsu-san?
>mushishi
everyone dies from some mushi parasite
>>84009719
>Pat-Pat's Bizarre Adventure
>>84009719
Protagonist dies in a milisecond.
>Patrick replaces Shinji Ikari
Cowboy Patbop.fucking what
>>84009719
Everyone's fucked.
>Yu Gi Oh Arc V
Academia does the blitzkrieg bop
>>84015129
>"Get under the goddamn rock, Patrick!"
>Kaiba
>I am Patrick, king of this ugly world
>Patrick as Guts
Well, that's a first.
>Patrick as Ryuko
Aaah shit.
>>84015398
>liking the Berserk anime
Kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsrUyFrYT5U
this
>>84009719
>Patrick is the main character of Magi
That place is doomed.
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
But there is no explicit protagonist? I guess it'd be Reinhard Patrick versus a Yang Patrick. The joke would be that their maneuvers are so stupid that everyone thinks that they're some kind of military/political geniuses.
>dead leaves
Well, aside from not being nearly smart enough to create a time machine in the first place, I have a feeling Patrick would probably abuse the shit out of it and fuck everything up.So just like Okarin, but worse.
>>84015859
>Implying Patrick would not be able to create one by sheer incompetence
>>84016019
To be fair, they did create D-mail by accident.
>>84015129
>Squidward as Asuka and Spongebob as Rei
It just gets better
>>84015434
>I've got it! Let's get naked!
This thread added years to my life
>>84009719
>patrick and stocking with garterbelt
patrick just has less sex
and pisses off the demon sisters more
