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did they fuck?
I wonder if Marlin has ever considered raping Dory. I mean, she wouldn't remember it.
>>84001760
I would hope so, it would be cute.
>>84001801
My friend and I kept joking about this the whole film.
Do fish even have sex?
>Dory looking out into the open water
>Suddenly her vision grows darker, as if a cloud casts itself over the ocean
>fuzzy memories of Marlin's voice and an unexplained sense of dread
>"Let me touch your underfin" echoes in her memories "It's all that you're good for, anyway"
I'm pretty sure external fertilization was a major plot point of the first movie.
>>84001941
Generally, the female fish shit out some eggs into the water. Then the males come along and release their fish spunk, which lands on the eggs and fertilizes them.
>>84001991
>read it in Ellen's voice
>realize she would never succ
Ruined the whole damn thing.
Wouldn't Martin be a she at that point? Clown fish aregenderfluid
>>84002006
at this case,Nemo will fertilize his egg
>>84001965
>>84001977
Could Marlin even fertilize Dory's eggs? They're not the same species.
>>84002108
Could a beaver impregnate a porcupine?
>>84001760
He's her caretaker. That would be so wrong.
>"Wh- what are you doing, Marlin?"
>"Shh, don't worry, Dory. You won't remember a thing." [sprays on her eggs]
>that part where Dory got face raped by dolphin
That was pretty ballsy of Stanton to include, especially in a Disney movie.
>>84002006
How do you know she isn't?
>>84001760
No, Marlin and Nemo take care of Dory like a mentally handicapped relative.
>>84002132
Could they?
>>84002261
Yes.
>>84002261
How do you think platypuses started out?
Fish don't fuck
The female lays unfertilized eggs and then the male has to cum all over them
"now watch me fap" is so boring even doujins don't use it
>>84001801
>>84001924
>>84001991
this thread is going in the right direction
>>84002294
With God getting reeeeaaally drunk?
>>84001924
>>84001991
>>84001760
No. By the time Finding Nemo is established, with Nemo being a single-parent kid, his dad had more than likely already become female. Clownfish do that when there is no female around.
>>84001991
he pulled a Cosby without even having to drug her
Could you imagine if humans reproduced like fish? A woman goes to the bedroom and shits out a bunch of eggs. The man probably watches because by now it'd probably be a turn on. Then she leaves (or stays, who knows). Then the man gazes upon all the eggs assembled on the bed and he just starts jizzing all over them. Masturbation probably isn't as prevalent since the act of sex doesn't really exist. So he gets this one special time with all of his babies.
I be there'd be websites that sold fake eggs that you could jizz on. Men would use homemade lookalikes to jizz on. Women could use these fake eggs to insert into herself until her belly expanded and then shit them out in order to either pleasure herself or practice for her actual birthing.
>>84003905
mm-hm
>>84002393
Some fish do actually. It's weird and I don't know how to explain it. Just look up guppies and Molly's. It's like they use their something or other as a sex baton until they hit the minority in the fish Pussy. I'm drunk and don't know how to explain it. Fuck
>>84001848
Fucking zootopia fan, it was the only text in the post, no need to greentext it.
>>84003905
Meanwhile in the Fishman Alternate reality...
Could you imagine if Fishmen reproduced like humans? A Fishwoman goes to the bedroom and spreads her legs, revealing her pink clam. The Fishman probably watches because by now it'd probably be a turn on. Then the Fishman gazes upon the clam on the bed and he just starts jizzing all in it. Masturbation probably is prevalent since the act of sex exists. So he gets this one special time with the Fishwoman.
I be there'd be websites that sold fake Fishwomen that you could jizz in. Fishmen would use homemade lookalikes to jizz on. Fishwomen could use fake Fishmen to insert into herself until her clam expanded and then jizz them out in order to either pleasure herself or practice for her actual birthing.
>>84004717
Bravo.
>>84001760
No, Dory is in lesbians with the whale shark.
Now I'm imagining a humanised Dory running around the house wearing panties and and one of Marlin's baggy shirts while he fights the urge to sexualise her.
>>84004905
no,Destiny was having a foursome with the shark gang
>>84001957
Damn. That's edgy.
>>84005971
I wanted to see them in the sequel.
Wonder what happened to them.
I mean, shit, we got the fucking seagulls back, why couldn't they come back for a brief cameo?
>>84004976
Why don't people in real life just kidnap women with severe memory problems? Kidnap them, then when they ask where they are just tell her that they are your wife. Or you could even go farther, and make up an elaborate story to tell her, like she can't leave the house because she has a deadly disease that will kill her if she breathes the outside air, and also she needs suck and eat the cum for your dick or else she'll die.
>>84004976
Someone should draw that.
>>84001760
Fish don't fuck.
>>84006510
Because people with sever memory problems are usually either geriatric, have a lot of other physical problems or are already under close supervision.
What you are looking for is lobotomy and Dalhmer has already proven that a bad idea when making a sex slave.
>>84001760
>>84001801
But Marlin should be female by now!
>>84006510
I saw a movie with that exact plot on Netflix.
>>84006510
Are you okay, anon?
>>84003965
Fins, Fish with internal fertilization use modified fins for fertilization. Now you know why they censored Darwin feet in that episode.
>>84006777
>Marlin knows that if he's no longer the dominant male, he'll change gender
>struggles with the fear of it and the decision of what he has to do for a long time
>finally gives in
>Marlin: "Dory...? C-can I talk you alone for a moment?"
>Dory: "Sure! But you wouldn't be alone, silly, 'cause I'd be there too."
>Marlin: (nervously) "Ha ha... yeah..."
>they swim to a secluded cave near the drop off
>Marlin: "Dory... I need you to... "help"... me with something..."
>Dory: "Okay! I'll be glad to help you with anything! But wait, aren't you worried I'm going to forget and make things worse?"
>Marlin "...No. This time your ability to forget things is perfect."
>he grabs her by the fins and slowly pushes her into the sand
>Dory: "Huh? All you wanted was a hug? Why didn't you ask me sooner, I love cuddle parties!"
>Dory: "Wait... what are doing? No... no, I don't like this. ...Marlin. Marlin, stop. Please... stop..."
>Marlin: "Just forget, Dory. Forget this. It's what you do best."
>>84006957
jesus dude
>>84006957
why bonner?
>>84001760
>>84001801
That's not how fishes work
>>84006957
Please find Jesus, it's never too late to accept Christ into your life and stop being a fucking degenerate.
>>84006957
this is sad and depressing for everyone involved, even the readers, good job.
>>84006957
No thanks
>>84006957
Who touched you when you were young?
>>84006957
Read in the dulcet tones of Albert Brooks, god almighty thats good
>>84002132
I dont see thePOINT.
>>84006957
>all these normalfags who don't know hot shit when they see it
>>84001801
Whose to say every fish hasn't done this to her
>>84008747
I feel sad now.
>>84002108
I thought you understood DNA, /Co/. DNA, or Disney-Natural-Amalgamation is the process by which a male and female in any given Disney world can procreate making boys that match the father and girls that look like the mother. If, for example Loli and Stitch had kittens, the males would take after Stitch and any females would look like a typical Hawaiian child (as drawn by Chris Sanders).
>>84008262
Dam, that was good.
>>84002198
>[sprays on her eggs]
>>84006957
What's all the weird underwater related posts /co/?
>>84006675
>Dalhmer
Who?
>>84006593
SECONDED
>>84006957
>this thread
>>84001816
You joked like this in public
>>84014900
I know, it's so insensitive. An innocent bystander could've gotten seriously triggered.
>>84006957
>Forget this
>Its what you do best
>>84004717
Sexuality really is just so incredibly fucking stupid when you think about it for two seconds.
>>84014900
Yes?
It was in the theater, spoken quietly, anyway, would you think I'd be shouting it?
>>84006957
>I love cuddle parties!
>>84006853
Well shit, the more you know.
>this thread
>>84008262
I don't get it, could someone explain?
So how are they going to dub segourney weaver's voice in other languages?
Will they just use other pop-icons for individual countries or will they just shove in subtitles?
>>84006510
>Why don't people in real life just kidnap women with severe memory problems? Kidnap them, then when they ask where they are just tell her that they are your wife.
>>84019978
>not going on fifty third dates
Stupid fucking faaaaaaaggot
>>84020782
Requesting drawfag to draw personifications
what a divine thread
>>84006510
>mfw I'm listening to Stein um Stein while reading this
>>84019978
I really did watch that movie thinking that on some days the chick must think she's been kidnapped and its all a ruse, but it's not like there's anything she can do about it so she just pretends to go with it.
But still
>>84006510
>make up a story to tell her, like she can't leave the house because she has a deadly disease that will kill her if she breathes the outside air, and also she needs suck and eat the cum for your dick or else she'll die
Having a memory problem doesn't necessarily turn you into a gullible idiot. Not being able to remember some amount of time in your past doesn't erase the reasoning power to figure out that that's bullshit. Like, imagine if you just got really drunk and blacked out and someone tried to tell you that scenario developed with you while you were out. You wouldn't buy it. Memory disorders are similar to getting black out drunk. I guess it's possible to have a memory disorder and also coincidentally be stupid, though.
>>84006957
man, Find Dory sure sounds great
>>84006957
help
>>84001801
First post best post
>>84006957
I only just watched the movie yesterday
Now I'm depressed and horny
Fuck this board
>>84003905
>>84004717
This thread is amazing.
>>84006957
Marlin no
>>84024329
Hell, in the movie, the octopus pulled that trick by trying to tell her she was about to do something she didn't want to do - give him the tag - and she refused.
>>84006957
This is why god has forsaken us
I fucking love this shit, someone post a screencap
This thread is an adventure.
I laughed, I cried, I got mildly nauseous.
>>84006957
kek, somebody send this to Stanton's twitter
Is Dory confirmed to be a lesbian in the sequel? Pixar and Disney are really ramping up to making that a plot point, soon. You can just feel it.
>>84006957
I'm not okay with this. I didn't want to read this.
I saw the movie when it first came out and me and my brother are trying to remember what song was playing at the end whenDory and Hank drove the truck off the cliff and then it went in slow motion
>>84030464
What A Wonderful World
>>84030507
>trying to read green text on light blue bg
eye cancer
>>84030570
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
>>84006957
>Marlin gets turned into a girl
>her and Dory become a couple
>Disney sneaked a lesbian couple into a children's for years, even one of them voiced by Ellen.
>>84030681
THE FIX IS INNNNNN
I can't
>>84030982
>dory is brown
>>84031089
would you?
>>84031106
Marlin is hotter
>>84034923
>>84033556
stop bump yer own thread Op
>>84035032
Not even OP, or samefagging, but fuck you I'll bump a thread whenever I want
>>84035774
MODS
>>84035638
kys
