I'm thinking this board could do with a good dose of Golden Age.
Rule 1 of the Golden Age is that fucks hadn't yet been invented, thus we have no record of anyone giving any until at least the 1950's.
That door is coming out of his paycheck.
As always, be sure to let me know if you're reading.
Always remember to call the paper and not the cops when you see domestic violence.
Lois Lane is, has been and always will be a bad motherfucker.
Just shake the bitch out, she'll be fine.
>>83995017
>Please Clark! I've been scribbling sob stories all day long. Don't ask me dish out another.
Never gets old. I love you Lois.
Also, as one of the minority who likes Golden Age more than Silver age, have a bump OP. I find it much more fascinating seeing wartime and post-war comics.
There's something about that city shot I really love.
>>83995135
I may do some Silver Age too, we'll see.
Just getting some files ready, hold on.
>>83995314
whats next boss?
Shit, the image files in Flash Comics are over 4MB. Fucking quality scanners.
Oh wait, no, it was just the cover file.
If you thought Golden Supes didn't give a shit, Jay Garrick is on a whole other level. Guy smokes in the lab because he's just that fucking cool.
She's a team player, if you catch my drift.
Secret identity? To hell with that.
Mirrors were actually outlawed in the Geneva Convention.
Don't worry about how he got the costume. Fuck you for even thinking about bullshit like that.
Random science facts should be in every comic.
Death... To Doctor Death! Wait, wrong comic.
Alright, so do y'all want me to stick with the Flash or post the rest of this mag? Cause there's a bunch of other shit in here, including Hawkman.
Always select the image before typing your unfunny comment.
I'll post the next little story while you decide.
Also, please bump the thread. We lowly OPs cannot.
>>83995762
if you have batman 1 or tec 27 thatd be cool. im up for anything though op! thank u btw
>>83994863
Based
>>83995838
All I have for Golden Age is Action Comics and Flash Comics. I had some Green Lantern but frankly it kind of sucked, so I deleted it.
I do have some Silver Age Flash and GL also.
And early Avengers.
>>83995883
ill take some silver age wackyness if youre up for it!
This guy's got game. She's all on his lap and everything.
You never see these little circle panels anymore.
>>83995912
Pick your poison.
And maybe preacher anon can speak up too.
I'm gonna finish up this and post the Hawkman story first though.
"It's international stuff" is forties for "Top. Men."
As I recall, Hawkman has literally never not been a clusterfuck.
Readin'
There's something super fucking neato about Golden Age art, it's just bright and colorful and more well done than you'd expect
>Hawk god
>Anubis
Maybe I'll save the Silver Age stuff for another night.
Truth be told, I hadn't read this non-Flash stuff yet.
Brutal.
>pls no kill again, knife
Where'd he get the metal? Don't worry about it. Be like 40's people and give no fucks.
What a bitch.
And pay!
What are the other eight metals, though?
Poetic fucking justice
And now for something completely different.
I guess they just never bathed the kid.
>>83996346
jonny thunder?
I want a Superman comic with him beheaving like the Golden Age version.
I know Morrison's first Action Comics arc was like that, but it lasted too little.
Shields and spears and guns. These guys know how to war. Shit's like Ukraine.
>>83996401
I'll go back to Supes after this issue is done.
Well shit, I thought he'd have electric powers or something.
Physics breaking, too.
You'd just never activate those powers with today's lingo.
There's some ads and shit after that.
Really curious to see where this is going.
I think I get it.
Vulgar.
So this is like the origin of the Batman villain, right?
Damn.
Could use a bump, guys.
>>83996866
BUMP!
Oh fun, time for stereeoteepeecal espaneesh voices
A whip to the face just sucks.
Slight delay, be back in a flick of a dick.
Aaand we're back!
>>83997234
She'd like to ride Gaynor's rod if you take my meaning.
What a dick.
I'm kind of sad the original dude didn't come back to life or something.
I hope it sounds really obvious that he's just some white American dude putting on this accent.
And that's the end of Flash Comics No. 1.
Fun stuff.
So did y'all want me to post more Golden Age Superman?
byump
Frankly lads, I've got work in the morning. Maybe someone else can take over, but otherwise I recommend y'all check out that early Silver Age thread I saw on the catalog.
>>83998003
No problem
