>Captain Netherlands
That hurts, Marvel.>tfw L I T E R A L L Y no superheroes from your country
>tfw your country rarely shows up in any fiction
>>83980240
Only superpwered character from my area is Purple Man.
Tell me about it
I'm from Tunisia
>>83980240
At least the Netherlands aren't cucks
Is the new Falcon Mexican?
>>83980289
>only living Croatian comic character is a super rapist
well you'll always have Sam Stone anon
>Villainous countries whining about how they're never depicted with heroes
It's your own damn fault.
>>83980324
Portugal here, I feel it too. For all talk or representation in issues like gender, race, religion and sexuality, most stuff out there seems to be from North America or at least in English, but that's rarely talked about unless some author feels like adding something "exotic"
>>83980547
>Poortugal
>>83980501
I'm not from Croatia, just using them for example because we're close. And fuck, do Big 2 hate this part of world. Nothing ever happens here, nobody lives here. I wonder why they never had Doom conquer Balkans.
>>83980240
That bottom panel where almost everyone has the same smug expression
Most Americans (or at least American children) can't even remember where countries like the Netherlands and Croatia are on a map. Only way you guys will ever get superheros is if the entire euro zone becomes a single country
> Mahvel
> Amadeus Cho/Hulk- annoying but has years of character development and histoey
> Silk - Slott Waifu
> White Fox - atrocious design, webcomic that went nowhere
> Jubilee- adopted by American parents, a vampire
3 1/2 sues out of three
>DC
> Xombie- obscure series, cancelled
> Ray- adopted lifeguard, cancelled
> that Bloodlines guy who might be Chinese- might make a comeback during this year's Bloodlines revival
>>83980240
lol, there's 0 chance of my little archipelago ever having a superhero
Aquaman might reference us one day though
>tfw your country has a badass team and they job at every possible opportunity
Wolverine is the only Canadian superhero that's allowed to exist. And he only exists because of our proximity to the United States.
Motherfucker, I've seen this thread before. A bunch of artists from Rotterdam made a 010-based team once.
>>83980547
Arent you forgetting mighty Capitão Falcão?
>>83980572
Ebin maymay brah xD
>>83980739
Where you at?
>>83980711
DC also had the Great Ten, who were in 52 (I don't know if they were in anything else). They were pretty cool.
>>83980240
If there was a Captain Netherlands it would be a feminist lesbian of Syrian birth
>>83980711
Amadeus Cho is Korean.
>>83980869
ahem
>>83980240
WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM?
>>83981006
No, that's Sweden.
>>83980240
If he is called Captain America, then why isn't he carrying a gun to kill bad guys?
>>83981017
I dunno where that's a picture of, but hey, nice water.
>>83980574
It's a completely different region, but on my brief passage through Latvia I was disappointed to find no joking references to Dr Doom's Latveria - I guess there's some mutual blindness to that sort of thing?...
>>83981182
>>83980625
And then we'd get Iron Man with German name, French swordsman and whatnot.
>>83980906
They had their own book. First issue sold in 7,458 issues. 5,782 by issue nine, when it was cancelled.
>>83981201
Interesting.
>>83980625
Not gonna happen, history lessons tend to give amble material to distrust even physically close neighbour countries, even if language weren't an issue.
>>83980850
That's shit masquerading as parody.
>>83980529
>America isn't villainous
kys senpai
nederdraad?
also klaw is dutch, I guess.
>>83980240
I think Marvel has a Z-list villain from around these parts but that's it. I don't really care about being "represented" in US comics, it's just fun to have a hero from your country interacting with the usual heroes you're used to reading about.
>>83981711
Thought he was retconned to being Belgian?
>>83981739
He was.
>>83980240
Van Helsing
>>83980324
Tunisia doesnt really do capes but stuff like Lab619 is good
>>83980501
Super Hrvoje
>>83980547
Capitão Falcãofuck you he is awesome
>>83980739
Based Ibbadey
>>83982042
>Based Ibbadey
well i can't deny that
>>83981900
So he DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.
>>83982059
Belgians are more suited to be villains, anyways.
>>83982042
>Ibbadey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO77D75ID50
This fucking guy?
>>83980240
That Sue is sexy as fuck
>>83983004
It's them Netherlands-genes, baby.
Totally a thing!
>>83983004
Yeah, and apparently she's divorced.
>>83981034
Contest of Champions
Going to get cancelled
>>83983899
>Going to get cancelled
God fucking damnit.
I love Maestro.
>>83982042
>Lab619
this Is the first time I hear about it
I have to read it
>>83981006
Seriously, just what do you people think is going ON here?
>>83981060
The eternal mystery. Especially since he started out as a literal soldier.
>>83981226
>And then we'd get Iron Man with German name, French swordsman and whatnot.
On the plus side we get to take Thor back.
>>83981711
Uit Vlissingen, ja. Maar zijn vader was Duits.
Are there any heroes from west coast America? It's always New York.
>>83980906
>>83981226
Most recent appearance was in the most recent issue of Superman/Wonder Woman, IIRC. They're a great concept, but two of the members don't work as superheroes and several of them have retarded backstories.
>>83980906
>chinese woman with the power of giving birth to shittons of babies
>>83980752
You dare forget this man?!
>>83984352
One of two is Mother of Champions, who's other?
>>83984783
Didn't we have this EXACT thread last week? I remember the OP picture and the comments about >Captain netherlands. Now marvel is just torturing us. >TFW no superhero for your country
>>83980711
We're getting a Chinese Superman book
>Marvel has a number of Russian characters
>not a single writer ever tried to do any research on Russia
The two issues of Midnighter when he was in Moscow and Kazan had more care put into them than any Black Widow run. Colossus and Magik barely have anything to do with the Motherland and I the new Wasp will be any better in that regard.
>>83980547
That's because the people pushing for Diversity™ in mainstream media all the time are mostly middle-to-upper class kids more unlettered and with less geographic awareness than a potted plant.
>>83984783
Immortal Man in Darkness, who is really just a fancy fighter pilot.
>>83980240
It half counts I guess...
I fucking hate you for making me look this shit up, OP. But here you. Dutch superheroes. I hope you're fucking happy, you asshole.Not a single cannabis-themed one, what politically correct bullshit is this? Get me a decent artist and fifty-two cases of energy drink, I need to write one now.
>>83985388
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Fuck you, there's more to our country than drugs and whores.
>>83984684
>Mother of Champions:
>Wu Mei-Xing, the Mother of Champions or 冠軍母亲 (Guàn Jūn Mǔ Qīn) was a theoretical physicist, working on a particle accelerator when she was briefly exposed to a theoretical "god particle", which mutated her system by triggering her metagene. At first she was unable to bear children, but eventually discovered her super-fecundity powers by accident. She no longer needs to eat, and has to remind herself to breathe, and she is immune to radiation poisoning from ionizing radiation. She can now birth a litter of twenty-five genetically identical supersoldiers about every three days. These children are short-lived, however, only lasting one week, aging ten years every twenty four hours. She has at times used a metallic chair with insect-like legs to remain mobile during her pregnant state. She later pretended that the alias "Niang Guan Jun" was her real name.
>>83985546
Oh stop crying, are you a fucking Jehova's witness or something?
>>83985388
>There are still people doing the DUDE WEED thing
Holy fuck.
>>83985706
Of course not, just...
It's like if America's most prominent superhero was Hamburger Man.
>>83985740
You make a point, but from my experience most foreigners refer to us as Amsterdam and only want to come here for the weed. Coffeeshops are one of the few sane things about this country.
>>83985558
New 52 Superman's solar flare was supposed to be harvested and merged with Mother of Champions so her children are really strong.
>>83985182
i thought his deal was he had a shapeshifting super suit made out of nanites/venom symbiote with iron man like powers, but also had a kinda poor imagination so just made it look like a stealth jet plane
>>83985740
one of americas 5 most prominent heroes is america man
>>83985966
You mean CAPTAIN HYDR-AMERICA?
>>83986110
MY JEWISH GRANDMOTHER KILLED HERSELF WHEN STEVE WAS REVEALED TO BE HYDRA.
>>83986172
Lucky you, how much was the inheritance?
>Implying the Netherlands wasn't part of the glorious German empire
>Not taking pride in having Overman as a national hero
It's like you want to be cucked by sandgoats.
>>83985939
No. He's bonded to a plane made out of bits of a crash landed alien ship.
>>83986328
>It's like you want to be cucked by sandgoats.
Oh look who's fucking talking.
>>83985388
as someone from Rotterdam.. I too, want weedman.
>>83985388
so what are these guys' power?
Why wasn't he in Spider-Verse?
>>83980289
> superhero lives in my city
> DC barely uses him
> he leaves for New York
This is suffering.
>>83985388
>See the thumbnail
>read it as TEAM DIO.
>KONO DIO DA!!!
>open picture
>disappoint.
>>83980324
All we got is Hitler. But I guess that's still better than Captain Deutschland.
>>83986888
Come on now, there's like twenty Barons Zemo.
>>83986713
what the hell would a weed-based powers be? Astral projection? Smoke constructs?
>>83987058
Hmm. Turn into a gaseous form that, when inhaled makes you like superhigh.
>>83987058
Enemies eventually give up after being subjected to long diatribes about how great it is to smoke weed interspersed with long-winded stories about people they don't know that trail off, if my personal experience with heavy pot users is any indication.
>>83987058
I mean.. there's a hot hyperninja and a druid that smoke a lot of pot in my superhero world.
>>83987177
You don't need dubs to have that shit confirmed
>>83987058
Imagine if Matter-Eater Lad smoked pot and got the munchies.
>>83986328
I realized the other day that Kal was a baby when that story started. How did he change the outcome of the war?
>>83985939
The effect also consumes the pilot in a few months. So there's actually been several of these guys. So the name 'Immortal Man in Darkness' is ironic.
>>83987277
>Gets high
>Eats the entire planet
There are technically heroes from my region. Except they're all butchered version of our former pagan gods, except for that one character in a parody comic who's a whore.
Name ONE(1) superhero from Brazil
>>83980240
>Captain Netherlands
>immortal ship's captain from the Age of Sail
>lived off profits for centuries, but ran out of cash
>now he fights crime
>tfw no Captain Italy
>>83987550
>Magma
>Sunspot
>Shark Girl
>DC's Fire, unless I'm wrong
>those three flying dancers from Astro City
Who would we (seriously) put in an international Avengers if we had to make up new members from our own country?
>>83987565
There's whole team, though.
>>83987611
Captain Britain would be a must.
>>83987611
Germany, India, China, Britain, Brazil, South Africa, Russia and maybe Saudi Arabia because otherwise they would bitchfit?
>>83980240
Id say we have Ms.Marvel but considering she was born/raised in the U.S. I dont think she counts
>>83987715
>implying the Saudis wouldn't be villains
>>83987715
>Germany
No idea.
>China
Is anyone alive other than Radioactive Man?
>Britain
Captain Britan, or Paki Excalibur if we need tokens
>Brazil
Magma or Sunspot, again, tokenism
>South Africa
Maggot or some mutie girl with power to control pathogens
>Russia
Red Guardian?
>Saudi Arabia
Looks like nobody lives there.
>>83987611
I want a Spider-Man International team.
Dutch Spider-Man, Spider-UK, Supaidaman, Spider-Man India andItalian Spider-Man.
>>83987565
He was the hunky one from Ultimates 2.
>>83987675
>>83987715
>>83987828
"if we had to make up members from our own country"
Jesus, guys.
Netherlands: 'Tide', a young girl who affects water; the more water, the more powerful she is. Unfortunately she attracts the water even when she's asleep - so she has to live on an artificial island, miles off the coast.
Man, not only are there no good superheroes from here in the Big 2, but when we try to make our own they suck.
At least we have good old Adolf, I suppose.
>>83987839
Don't forget Hombre-Araña.
>>83980240
all characters from my country are either nazis or superpowerd nazis.
or blue.
fuck you marvel
>>83988607
Hombre Araña, sin guión.
>>83988542
Why sumo wrestler, though?
>>83986783
Black guy's the leader, the sigil on his chest gives him Superman-esque strength.
Tattoo guy in the back brings his tattoos to life.
Girl on the left is a genius inventor, woman on the right is an expert weapons user.
Masked guy on the lower right is some kind of chemical expert, guy on the lower left had superspeed. (Although they did absolutely nothing in the issue except make shitty jokes. Like, REALLY shitty. Not Booster & Blue haha-those-guys shitty but just shut-the-fuck-up levels of shit.)
>>83987058
Maybe something like Hourman or Bane.
Or like Floronic Man, just a dude with plant powers who regrew his entire body out of cannabis and got really fucking high out of the whole ordeal.
>>83988450
Austria: 'Schmäh', it's unclear if he has any actual superpowers or is just extremely skilled/lucky, but he has a way of making it through even the stickiest situations unharmed.
>>83987550
Fire, she's cool.
>>83988450
Excuse you, I'm an idiot who can't read and shouldn't not be subjected to such criticism.
>>83988646
How about Hauptmann Deutschland? He's not a Nazi.
