why do the gems hate greg?
>>83962133
that's sunburned Carl with a beard and shorts
he's a loser who's lives in his van
Cause he's a sunburned fat guy with tanlines, who goes around in a wifebeater, who failed his dream job and now lives in a van. Also murdercock.
>>83962133
They're jealous he can suck his own dick.
He's a WHITE MALE
I don't think they hate him but they definitely would like to be able to raise Steven in gem ways and the human side of things makes that more difficult
Garnet does appreciate Steven needing to embrace human relationships though
Really think it just has to do with resentment that he's kindasorta the reason Rose isn't around anymore, which is hard to suppress even when you don't want to show it
>>83962133
He killed Rose with his penis, that's why.
>>83962133
Because they know they can't resist him for long.
>>83962133
. Garnet seems rather cordial with him, and he and Amy used to hang out all the time until she went full butch on him. It's only Pearl that hates him, and that's cuz he cucked her good.
amethyst transforming into rose and taunting Greg was fucked up
>>83962133
He killed Rose with his White CIS dick
>>83962206
he's a sunburned fat guy with tanlines
That's not sunburn
>who goes around in a wifebeater
He has other clothes and wears them often
>who failed his dream job
His dream job was scoring with a hot alien chick (which he did)
>and now lives in a van
Cannot dispute. But it is a pretty kickass van.
You know that friend of yours who stopped to hang out with you because of his girlfriend? Rose did that because of Greg, to the death
>>83962277
Also, as Amethyst put it, he's kind of a mess. He's a functional human being, but probably has some kind of atypical depression.
>>83962133
>>83962435
Young Greg is literally Steg.
Because his dick killed Rose.
>>83962133
HE'S A WHITE MALE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>83963186
By looks. Too bad Steg has a shitty personality and ugly spacers or whatever those ear things are called.
>>83962133
Because they are jealous of his murdercock
>>83962250
I actually like Carl more.
>>83963186
Oh my fuck, you're right
>>83963319
Wait what? Steg was willing to go back home and get a real job, it was Suria who decided to keep going in their van until they lucked out with Sterling
And even then both of them are pretty cool
>>83962133
>>83962277
Maybe he is simply just unfortunate to attract this kind of attention regardless of what he is doing with his life?
>>83963407
Steg has anger issues. And lashes out way too much.
>>83962160
Oh this has been in wait for a long time.
Thank you dear artist who did this request.
>>83963501
Cannot unsee
>>83963501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo
>It's called I Want To Drive My Van, and in parenthesis it says, "Into Your Heart"
>>83963748
>and in parenthesis
Easy there, antisemite!
>>83963777
That's beautiful, its like poetry
>>83962133
Only Pearl hates him, for obvious reasons.
He seems to get alpng pretty well with Garnet , and when Amethyst isn't being crazy they have fun together
>>83963186
this comic is shit
>>83963899
>for obvious reasons
lol, human'd
>>83962229
>>83964513
>CHECK THIS OUT!
>>83962133
cause they believe he took rose away from them.
plus the gems have trouble having any empathy/sympathy for humans when they dont have the same lifespans as gems
>>83962133
>literally directly caused the death of their beloved leader by way of his cock
>>83963501
BWAAAAAAAWOOOWWW BWAWWOWWW BWARRRWWOWW WAAAAWW
Imagine being stranded on a shitty island, and having most of the people you cared about killed in a long, extended battle. Your best friend, mentor, and brother in arms starts fucking a lifeform seriously below your own- like a pig. Then they die to bring about some man-pig abomination.
Papa pig trots over to your mudhut constantly to check up on his spawn and acts like it's connection to your buddy was equal to your own, it also tranfers piggy habits to its spawn, like shitting everywhere and squealing.
How would you feel about this pig?
>>83965895
Pigs are fucking adorable
Its going to need to learn to poo in loo tho, good thing pigs are pretty smart
>>83966475
Rose Quartz detected, or Kermit the Frog.
>>83965895
That depends, in this scenario ... is bacon still delicious? Do we have pointy sticks and the capacity to make fire?
>>83963319
That's the thing! Between that and the lack of gauges and the chin scruff he is literally the perfect husbando.
>>83965895
Stop posting Pearl.
>>83962133
>Gems hate Greg
When will this meme end?
>>83962435
>and now lives in a van
And owns a car wash.
And a farm.
And apparently enough money to rent a storage unit.
All while living comfy in a small beach town.
Meanwhile the most 80% of 4chan can hope to be is "well" paid cube workers.
Greg has lived the dream and even has shape shifting purple pussy on tap.
>>83965895
Stop being a bad influence on Steven Pearl.
>>83968462
wowee 70 bucks a month for a storage unit how does he afford it man you're right he's better than all of us
