>>83938203
Because this comic was written by retards for retards.

>>83938246
/thread

>>83938203
>Why doesn't alfred just rape the ____

Better question, why didn't Alfred rape Superman right there? I mean, they all probably know he'd come back if they killed him. It would do nothing. But if Alfred used his new super strength to rape Superman? The entire series would have been completely different, Supes would be dramatized.

>>83938203
There's no reason to believe Alfred could have actually killed Superman. The element of surprise allowed him to get that initial combo in, but he was smart to leave it at that.

>>83938203
Because the entire thing is just flimsy justification for a video game.

But what saves it is the parts that are at least self-aware.

>>83938463
He beat him to a pulp. If he could do that he must have had enough strength to stomp his neck or gauge his eyes out.

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More epic supercuck beatdowns plox

>>83939315
I guess, but Superman's taken much longer/more brutal beatings and lived to tell the tale.

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>>83939351
ok

>>83938246

What an empty set of words. Cheap tie-in entertainment is where you choose to hold your high horse? Really?

I'd venture to say your post was written by a retard, for retards, if it meant anything.

>>83938203
Alfred isn't a murderer?

>>83938203
>>83939315
Superman was just coming off another, very hard fight when Alfred jumped him. And even then, he didn't really stand a chance of causing any real harm.