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Lest change the ending together. How could it have been better?
>>83935555
Guys, quints have spoken last thread
The disc is too badly scratched.
It just won't end.
How about that? That satisfy it all?
>>83935796
Those are quads you fucking retatd
>>83935809
What about the kids go throgh the lilipad door, the souls of the juju go into them, fight against LE and kill him.
Karkat is not a cuck.
A better idea, lets talk about best girl
>>83935767
Karkat gets to fuckMeenah
>>83935937
Best girl?
If skull girl has nice ass, then it logically follows that skull boy has nice ass too.
>>83935912
>implying dave's strong enough to carry Jade
>>83935967
Y E S
E
S
>>83935967
this is the only good karkat ship
nepkat is... okay i guess tho
>>83936002
>implying that Jade "breed or bleed" Harley needs to be intoxicated to let Dave fuck her
>>83936063
I said nothing about fucking
I'm saying that Dave's far too pussy to carry Jade
>>83935999
trips confirm it
The guest artist drawn pages were just a retelling of things to come by some character in the comic while something else happens entirely
>>83936050
What about PastKarkat x PresentKarkat?
>>83936089
Tru
Hiveswap will never come out.
Sorry (not really)
>>83935967
Sorry Karkat, I get to fuck my 8ae Meenah.
And Terezi.
And John.
And Dave.
And Jade.
And Nepeta.
And Kanaya.
And Sollux.
And your hopes and dreams.
:::;^)
>>83936156
Who gives a fuck?
>>83936156
>that's official art
it'll never stop hurting, /hst/
>>83936191
Wrong, only karkat could stand the fumes of nepeta's unwashed pussy
>>83936249
Oh come on don't be like that, Pounce de Leon tongue bathes!
post your shipping walls
>>83936288
of course! But Nepeta rejects it because she only want karkitty to see her blood painted cave
>>83936156
How do you pronounce Trizza? Tree-za? Trizza, where you pronounce iz like 'is'? Trizza as in Pizza?
>>83936191
>she even fucked his past and future self
What an absolute bitch!
>>83935991
>roxy all beat up and still ready to go
WEW
E
W
>>83936227
>>83936323
>not loving Trizza "laugh at my meme or i'll make you scream" Tethis
>not loving Trizza "o shit waddup or ill shoot you all up" Tethis
>not loving Trizza "over 9000 trolls slaughtered" Tethis
>not loving Trizza "shitpost or you're toast" Tethis
>not loving Trizza "never going to give you up, never going to let you down but i'll hurt you" Tethis
>>83935991
She is so badass in this pic I nearly got a boner
>>83936396
You pronounce the "tri" as in "TRIdent" and the "zz" as in "piZZa".
>>83936322
Dude, may I ask for an Aranea X Jake fic?
>>83936500
Got a Joey rapes Trizza or Trizza rapes Jude fic?
>>83936568
No
I refuse to believe
>>83936579
Noncon or con? And any particular themes or fetishes you'd like to employ?
Surviving sex with rose makes you a blood brother with others that have
>>83936500
A failed Heiress, probably was slaughtered by HIC as it was customary.
>>83936681
I want to believe Joey kills Trizza
>>83936568
Like Liza Minnelli, only with Tri- at the start?
>>83936063
He's had plenty of physical training, I bet he could easily pick up the shortstacked little fuckpuppy that Jade is
>>83936667
>implying you have any possiblility of survive
dude, the horror terros granted her tentacle power, she'll kill you from the inside
>>83936699
Better yet, Joey calls HIC and tells her what Trizzy's been doing
>>83936742
Only Kanaya has survived
>>83936715
>jade looks and is built like alfie from incase's comic
>>83936662
As long as she doesnt have a dick, employ anyting you want...
Okay, maybe have her do some orgasm denial to Jake?
>>83936322
Link?
>>83936227
...I don't get it. What's so bad about it?
>>83936782
She aurvived being penetrated by a raybof magic/hope, she can take Rose's naughty fish-smelling vaginal tentacles
>>83936681
Joey, Jude, Trizza, Xefros, Dammek, anda secret characterescape their fates at the end of the game by playing Sburb.
Will Kanaya ever get pregnant
>>83936834
>>83936322
http://nepeta.mozai.com/shippingwall2.91.swf
>>83936817
boring, also, i'm not good at writing that
>>83936852
No. Thank God.
>>83936852
Eridan blasted her uterus into obvlivion. So no, she's as infertile as it gets
>>83936681
She deserved it
>>83936852
I'd rather a pregnant vriska
>>83936885
Ok, just make her without a dick, Jake's consent dubious, she is really horny (maybe in heat) and she will get her fun even if Jake has to be overstimulated for it
>>83936852
Back when karkat was a good character I'd say yes
>>83936948
this is terrible
>>83936948
why would anybody make a fic of the most boring characters
>>83936852
>Johnka being the most awful prankster hellraiser ever known to man
>Davrezi being the worlds first and best rap-cop-judge
>Jadekat being the most emotional being in paradox space
>rosekan being the snark singularity
Damn that's cute
>>83936852
John can use his powers to impregnate the world
>>83936852
John needs to punch that John/Vriska in the face because there is too much smug
>>83936852
Joska would be the biggest asshole in paradox space
Jadkat is so irrelevant they disappear after their intro page
where are the cronus rapefics
>>83936852
That rose is a cute double lesbian
>>83937077
It's not rape when Latula enjoys it!
>>83937111
L47UL4... NO...
>>83936852
So would John's pranks involve getting trolls baked into a cake and fed to spider dad?
want me to bring you the latest news about the epilogue? I like this part of the fandom, unlike the tumblr assholes that ruined it.
>>83937047
>Tipsy tries to push davepetajade so that davekat can seem more legitimate
>just makes her look like an even bigger cunt
Lol
>>83937167
sure man
>>83937167
We already know it's Davekat and Vriska coming back
>>83937167
is aradia cute
>>83937167
Sure thing "Andrew" "Hussie"
>>83937167
Lay it on me, Huss.
>>83937233
OK, so Aradia's personality and Sollux's personality both varied extremly when they took up various forms? What does this mean about the characters? What does this mean symbolically? What does this mean at all?
which troll has the best quirk
>>83937351
it mean theyre meant for eachother
solara wins again
>>83937351
It means they're alright characters that Hussie didn't ruin in some shape or form.
>>83937351
many things can change the nature of a man
>>83937367
eridan's quirk is hilarious by nature
i use it to piss off my friend who now hates the comic
>>83937324
>VRISKA: X0
>>83937228
I won't give away the who is still alive and who doesn't, DaveKat is real but not on the quadrant you think.
>>83937233
I know right, you'll see her back.
The news: I have a couple pages drawn, not enough to make a newspost on the page. All drawn by me like in the good old times and with plenty of dialoge to compensate for the lack of it in the last updates.
What else would you want to know
>>83936852
Wow i really like this pic. so cute.
>>83937405
N8GGERS!!!!!!!!
>>83937411
>All drawn by me like in the good old times and with plenty of dialoge to compensate for the lack of it in the last updates.
I want to believe.
>>83937377
>>83937388
Still weird.
>>83937394
But Aradia's a grill. :^) And why would he have to do this with two characters?
>>83937411
I would like to know a very rough guesstimate on when we can expect it to be finished
>>83937411
>All drawn by me like in the good old times and with plenty of dialoge to compensate for the lack of it in the last updates.
one post in and already you lost all credibilty
>>83937411
If Jane and John get to talk to each other, Rose with Dirk, Jake with Jade, Jade with Dave and The betas within themselves together, alphas with themselves together, alphas and betas with each other AND Karkat with kiwi
>>83936885
Soooo... horny Aranea with overstimulated Jake?
feferi
FEF-ERI
WHAT
DOES
IT
MEAN
>>83937522
there was never a real feferi. it's who eri became.
>when you root for Karkat being a lonely cuck more than Davekat
When did everything go so wrong?
>>83937516
nah, i changed my mind, I'm no longer interested in writing it.
>>83937522
means moirailliance, and Eridan X (Vriska)
>>83937554
When he turned out to be a better and more entertaining character like that
>>83937560
WE WIN AGAIN TAVROS BROS
ARANEA
IS
OURS
>>83937411
So we won't get any closure, right?
>>83937483
Wait a couple of months, homestuck might be over but I still have a lot of work to do!
>>83937493
Like i said, plenty lf dialogue to compensate. Meaning you'll have your ectobiological family interaction.
when dis happens?
Don't ship cucks
>>83937615
no matter how many times you post this, it will never be funny.
nice try trizza
>>83937488
imagine if he drwas it in Hussnasty style, like AIDS
I WANT TI BELIEVE
>>83937593
Just you wait, I will make my own horny Aranea fic, with John and roleplay!
>>83937411
I like you better than the the real Andrew Hussie
Can we replace him with you somehow
Retconning S:Flip was a mistake
>>83937615
Here is the full fic. http://archiveofourown.org/works/6919405
>>83937610
Any other questions regarding Homestuck?
John's small and girly feet.
>>83937641
First time I posted this here thoguh?
If spurdo was a troll he would be an olive blood or b100 blood
:---DD < fug
>>83937680
On a scale from Kanaya to Mrs. Claire, how pregnant will Dave make Jade
>>83937679
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6919405
shut up and take my kudos!
>>83937680
Will there be [S] in the epilogue?
Will it close the loose threads left open?
>>83937716
i am going to hurt you
>>83937679
based
>>83937747
<3<
>>83937680
What's going to happen to the youtube channel?
Remember when these post-homestuxk threads were good?
What happened?
Is this what happens when artists refuse to draw for a dead comic?
>>83937610
I would like to know your favorite beta kid, alpha kid, and troll please
>>83937821
This is what happens to anygeneralthat goes long enough without content. Honestly, considering how bad things were before, I'm surprised things have kept together this well.
>>83937821
In many ways we're like The Legend of Korra
Once with infinite potential, now turned into trash by a hack
We even have our own Korrasami!
>>83937835
John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Eridan Ampora
>>83937073
Nigga, if you was that adorable you'd be a smug little shit too.
>>83937901
>Not Vriska
Come on anon, at least try.
>>83937715
I would say , mothergrub
>>83937741
A little credit flash . Homefree will be used as song.
yes it will!
>>83937790
Didn't Dante talk about this in the video?
>>83937835
Beta: john (my beloved POV character)
Alpha: Roxy (she stabbed HIC and was a milf on an alternate timeline, what else could you ask on a woman?)
Troll: Gamzee ( my little plot device and semi-inocent clown)
>>83937877
Yeah, but korrasami is canon. And Legend of Korra sucked because the writers were to indecisive in the plot
I still want my new Avatar series focused on an Earth bender that was hellbent on revenge against the King of Ba Sing Se.
He would be an Avatar in the past, that discovered his powers on the moment he most needed. In a time where Airbenders and Niggas weren't wiped out and Fire Nation still wasnt evil
>>83937946
She's too fat to fit in the text box
>>83937929
But the smugness lowers the adorableness
>>83937978
Also, she broke my heart, and also all my chairs... and my horse's back
>>83937971
so are you guys just playing along with this for shits and giggles?
>>83937971
>I would say , mothergrub
God damn that's a lot of babies
>>83937073
Happy now?
>>83938019
All three of those were asking for it.
>>83938026
It's amusing to say the least
>>83937971
The only new content they released was the Volume 10 trailer on 6/12, to be fair. No user stuff so far.
>>83938026
Ye basically.
>>83938049
Best thing involving John and Vriska
>i think i like you but it's complicated completed on 04/17/15
>>83938074
What did I tell you about talking without my permission?
![tumblr_mtjybzLlCD1qg56ojo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D9ElZuV.png "tumblr mtjybzLlCD1qg56ojo1 500[1]")
>>83938090
>>83938049
You know, I just realized that this shows non-sprite John being shorter than pre-timeskip Vriska.
John is a short little guy.
![tumblr_mjudpkhnLa1qg56ojo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wzrybv0.png "tumblr mjudpkhnLa1qg56ojo1 500[1]")
I still ship Aranea X John X Rose
So many fics potential
>>83938152
NEVER
EVER
JOHN IS MINE!
>>83938076
It's very hard to do, we have 1700 videos being sent, we have to select them by quality (sorry guys, no "why isn' x ship canon" rants)
>>83938148
Oh.... sorry my lord, it won't happen again, please don't use the horse strap-on! I won't disovey!
>>83938035
Having grown up alone Jade wants a big family
Better blade tree?
I think I like the prospects of drawing these more than the polygon hell from before.
>>83938152
that ship died years ago also it looks like John is kissing himself based of the faces
![tumblr_m22wb0eWxR1rtpd37o4_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/l8H4tnQ.png "tumblr m22wb0eWxR1rtpd37o4 1280[1]")
>>83938186
Here is your response!
>>83938201
BTW, will Nightfall be canonized?
>>83938201
Fair enough, you're forgiven for now.
>>83938212
You have an imortal Dog girl that has the instict of continuing the species, what did you spect?
>>83938201
Why do you think I made you buy those dildos? Did you expect me not to rape you with them? Off the computer. Now.
>>83938201
Good. Now tell them John/Terezi/Roxy/Aradia is canon
>>83938285
>>83938293
>IPGD
Reddit please go, it's ipgd, no caps
>>83938217
Yeah that looks pretty good, then you could have the villages scattered about on the meeting of the taller blade tree's branches with the smaller blade trees acting as the support, the maze being at their base.
>>83938152
I miss this ship. Back when it was good.
>>83938221
John is possibly stuck at the ends of existence with his sister, a lesbian, and Vriska. There's still hope.Hope is just a lie you make yourself believe.
>>83938310
Why would Reddit forget that it's non-capitalized? What?
>>83938310
U just jelly OT4!
>>83938351
Because reddit kept saying her name in all caps so she got pissed and left
>>83938293
Y-yes it's all canon! Whatever IPGD says! Oh god why must this happen to me?
>>83938324
Breeding dutys! After the breeding frogs work is over, the breeding moves towards breeding cool guys
>>83938376
Maybe reddit is like a bunch of dogs, so they could just sense how much of a shitty person she is.
>>83938376
Then Reddit did something right for once.
>>83938382
Is it true all space players need to have sex with the Knights to lit the forge?
>>83938316
she is a genocidal maniac that John would never fuck
>>83938285
P-please, the wounds are still healing! use my mouth instead!
>Hiveswap sequel is named Hauntswitch
Thots?
>>83938460
Hope that's the town name
Where did John live, anyway, like what town
>>83938460
I knew it when we learned the town would be named that.
>>83938316and Dave
>>83937411
I know its fake but I want to believe this so bad it hurts.
>>83938488
Maple Valley
>>83938549
Yeah, but tis fun to play make-believe. Specially since her canonized john/roxy/terezi/aradia
>>83938441
More holes to fill then.......
John and Jade fucking Rose and Dave
>>83938432
Noy exactly! Since it can happen that some species that does not have sex as means of reproduction or it simply lacks the organs to perform the sexual act and win the game, a showing afection lits he forge, a good kiss will do!
But in this case jade had intercourse with Dave leading to his "heterosexual awakening" leaving poor karkat as his moirail.
Come on guys you must have lots of questions needing to be answered!
>>83938529
Even if John magically became a homosexual Jade wouldn't let him have him.
![dave_and_grimbark_jade_by_scmwargie-d85c74v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ox8lPQD.jpg "dave and grimbark jade by scmwargie-d85c74v[1]")
>>83938604
Thats normal
>>83938604
John and Jade fistbumping while Dave and Rose cry
>>83938596
Okay now I know this is real.
>>83938604
Wouldn't it be Rose fucking John
>>83936322
I don't remember the contents of this package, open at own risk.
>>83938626
Does Caliborn, Eridan, Cronus and Aranea get redempted in the end?
>>83938673
Hah, she wishes
>>83938658
Rose is crying due to Johns cock wich cured her alien homosexuality
Hey Angel, I made an cute edit to your fangrub. I hope you enjoy!
>>83938711
this kills the grub
>>83938711
delete your account
Why Is Everyone Always Making Rose Straight I Prefer Her The Other Way
>>83938706
This reminds me of that fic Vriska ties Rose up and does some orgasm denial like 6 times before finally letting her cum, but she ends up having 4 consecutive orgasms and Vriska orders her to clean it with her tongue.
I have a name of it if you want
I JUST WANT A CUTE WAIFU.
I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY.
AND PLEASE, NO SPIDERBITCH FUCKING EVERYTHING I LOVE...
>>83938437
Please, she's a mass murdering maniac at worst. Much more manageable.
>>83938706
John is not a rapist
>>83938757
Hey! If someone is going to delete online infornation is me!
>>83938704
>johndave
>johnjake
mcfucking kill yourself
>>83938779
>Things that will never happen
Thank god.
>>83938774
link
>>83938775
then steal the ring of life and bring back nepeta
>>83938779
John should be with someone that can give him children
>>83938787
It is the other way around
You guys need to know anything else?
>>83938787
Well not by the end
>>83938738
but it's already dead
>>83938762
wwhat i wwanna knoww is wwhy evveryones not makin rose straight for wwizard fish trolls
fuckin travvesty
not that im a wwizard magic is fake as shit
>>83938762
Your opinions aren't valid. You're a woman.
hell o i maked your favorite comic here is a new page...
>>83938841
rose you're not french
>>83938820
Fic name: Wilted Rose
Author: Geist
Site: Archiveofourown
I'm afraid to post a link cuz those are getting deleted.
>>83938706
Gris isn't giving me any hits, help me out famalam
>>83938873
Well not at first she's not.
John's dick has strange properties.
>>83938873
Yes, she is. Best Headcannon.
>>83938855
It could be deader
>>83938866
Oh hello Andor! I see they let you out of the autism asylum! But is not your fault, it was mom's for doing meth while pregnant of my brother-son
>>83938896
k thx bub
>>83938873
There is that fic she is french and she speaks french when she moans though.
>>83938706
source me NOW
>>83938837
Vriska is not above pilfering babies.
>>83938549
>>83938549
Please let this be real, please let this be real, please let this be real. I believe that this poster is real right now. I believe so hard in its reality that it is becoming slightly less fake before our very eyes. I believe its fakeness was just a lie coughed up from a dark magician's spurious asshole. I believe in fairies. I believe dragons aren't bullshit. I believe heartily in the giggles of all the cherubs in heaven and the metric tonnes of special stardust they consume each day to fuel their laughter. I believe with the conviction of a million frothing zealots in the combined pranks of a billion leprechauns strong, and in the tiny erections they get from playing them. But most of all, I believe in YOU, Rufio.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>83938912
alright gunna make it deader brb
>>83938957
Give him children that are genetically part him and part is wife, Vriska can not do that
>>83938957
Karkat's penis hand
>>83938775
Too late for that, weenie.
>>83938837
Retard, check the OP. Trolls can get pregnant byt humans
>>83938711
DELETE THIS
Who does John owe a quality orgasm to the most?
>>83939028
The reader
>>83938916
It takes a bit before it gets to the nice part. Author took some paragraphs for buildup
>>83939028
Aradia has been feeling left out lately on his harem
>>83939028
Dead Terezi. She had the hardest time.
>>83938998
I've been on 4chan for years and I have made a point of never asking for sauce but this hits pretty much all my buttons.
what do you want, anon? fic? araaras? my sauceasking virginity?
>>83939028
how about a harem of all the best girls with john?
>>83939028
No one besides Roxy because he is monogamous
>>83939088
I need your davejade baby fics, all of them
>>83939064
You mean she hasn't had the hardest time.
>>83939050
It's not like him giving someone else an orgasm wouldn't accomplish that.
>>83939142
JohnRoxy is shit. SHIT!
>>83938912
well just see whsos UPDATEB goes up FIRST huh FAKE AUTHNOR GUY??!?!?!??
>>83938916
is it gud, anon?
>>83939184
i dont know whats your definition of good is, but im pretty desperate for new content
>>83939180
Doesn't matter, John is not a cheater
>>83939142
Pffffhahahahaaaaa
>>83939062
>>83939120
Harems are lazy cop-outs. Make a DECISION you pussy!
>>83939236
He tried. They wouldn't let him.
>>83939232
They're not in a relationship. They just flirted.
>>83939236
U just jelly he got 3 awesome gurls and 2 side-bitches!
>>83939168
Rose and Roxy hotdogging John's dick
>>83939236
terezi?
If you could kill Davekat but oldschool JohnDave where they go from bros to lovers had to become canon instead, would you do it?
>>83939144
I have none.I don't even like davejade.I ship davejohn and davesprite/jade
>>83939293
Absolutely.
>>83938705
Caliborn did nothing wrong he was just a spolied child! It's gamzee's fault
Eridan just lose all hope, what did he had left? Oh, right he had the chance to stand by his friends but decided to kill them, boo-hoo.
Do you realy want me to talk about aranea?
>>83939182
I got roasted worse than Aranea's body after condy snaped her dirty neck
>>83939168
Wantvme to add some smut to the epilogue?
>>83939293
John is worth more than Karkat so no
>>83939148
I can givwe her something hard
>>83939257
gang rape isn't a harem
>>83939234
Someone here got good tastes
>>83939293
John is not a homosexual.
>>83939303
Then you ain't getting shit bitch
>>83937411
>andrew hussie not able to write "dialogue"
you ruined it
>>83939293
Fuck no, that was more of a slow burn cancer than Davekat, but it was just as bad.
>>83939316
its not rape if you dont say no
>>83939293
Why would I get rid of the last straight man alive?
>>83939309
>Wantvme to add some smut to the epilogue?
absolutely
>>83939340
s-someone cum on it...
>>83939180
I tried to like it but i really just can't.
I also cannot stop shipping karezi no matter how hard i try.
>>83939317
I mean, my entire fic-writing output has been John and Roxy as a couple who are 100% okay with extra partners and side stuffIncluding John trying to knock up Rose after getting Roxy pregnant
So monogamous John is a bit of a laugh for me.
>>83939316
Why is John getting raped by a bunch of ladies so hot
>>83939316
Tell THAT to Damara
>>83939340
Nice! Very nice. Angel, youbare gretest poster here, what is ur wisdom?
>>83939396
Pardon the spelling, i' m writting with one hand, the other is busy preventing ipgd to rape my poor arse
>>83939438
karezi is the best ship forever 100times.com
>>83939316
It's just a TYPE of harem. The one that happens to be most suitable for John.There's not enough of pics of John being picked up like a thing, Tbh.
>>83939438
*JohnRose
>>83939316
John being gang raped is the only Harem I could see him getting, dude might have mangrit but her can't use it for shit
What do you think is the "loss" of my comic?
>>83939519
>>83939438
>Karezi shippers
LOL
You're gonna get haremed and you're going to enjoy it you little bitch
>>83939542
I do kinda like JohnRose too, anon! and used to loveJohnVris
But I'm with >>83939519
>>83939581
First panel has to be only one character.
>>83939585
nah man, (vriska) and meenah
>>83939438
Karezi was important to the story. And then Terezi killed it because she doesn't want to be happy.
>>83939328
anon pls.
>>83939575
Rose is infertile due ti HIC's kick on [S] Collide. Just wanted to let you know
>>83939596
You are right! Be free to edit it as you want
>>83939581
None of those panels contain a lapdancenot even with Rose's corpse
>>83939586
He just wants to prank
>>83939649
Sorry, you fucked up
>>83939653
I made davesprite fuck Jade non-stop lf camera, what did you expect?
>>83939650
We have a fucking Maid of Life and two nannas to deal with Rose's infertility. She is gonna get cured even if she has to have sex with Jane and two nannas for that
>>83939588
JohnRose is the best ship and only ship. Those who interfere must be put on the cross.
>>83939581
Idk about LOSS but the part of homestuck that upset me the most wasDave telling Dirk about the abusive upbringing he had from Bro.
I can't handlechild abuseman. Shit fucks me up.
>>83939650
Hussie, dear, I belive you forgot to say that Rose was cured and that Meenah/Karkat is cannon. Should I try to use a dildo to make you remember?
>>83936852
that john is pure mischiev
>>83939586
Poor John
>>83939676
O-oh... now i want to see it being licked by equius crying
>>83939730
Nono look i'm saying it now!
Rose is as fertile as a mothergrub thanks to jane!
And meenah and karkat are canon, even though it is necrofilia but if ipgd says so it's true!
Please don't put that there, i poop from there!
>this thread
>>83939825
Fap to Aranea/John. NOW
>>83939730
>>83939825
Is this actually fun for you in some way
>>83939867
Welcome! Have a seat and ride with me towards... wait
>>83939893
I'M DONE WITH YOU
>>83939905
Yes it is
>>83939905
So, I guess you are a davekat shipper, huh?
HERE IT IS
stop fucking roleplaying
>>83939973
>>83939676
>>83939949
You fell for the trap, anon. Someone brings up the shipping walls and asks for yours, you go make one, take your screenshot, and it's 2 hours later and no one is talking about shipping walls anymore.
>>83939949
it's pretty good but lost in the trash heap of a thread
>>83940018
what's worse than cumming on it
>>83940055
shitting on it
>>83940055
in it
>>83939973
>WHAT DID I ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS
you made
>>83939825
>O-oh... now i want to see it being licked by equius crying
sligthly harder to accomplish
only sligthly
>>83939941
Trizza X Jude canon?
If not, Joey X Trizza X Jude?
>>83940055
Making it a canon fantroll.
>>83939949
I want a stairship with our retard
I might actually be able to get away with rendering these blades outright and slightly altering the edges rather than redrawing them all.
>>83940114
What is it, anon?
>>83940115
What a terrible fucking chart
If only people stopped associating karkat with dave and vice versa
>>83940114
nice
>>83940141
Part of the Land of Solemnity and Blades, for Liveblogger, as described by Classpectanon.
>>83940115
Oh shit you found the original source!
>>83940114
this reminds me of bowman art
>>83940185
luks liek Unlimited Blade Works
>>83940185
that sounds shitty
but it can't be worse than autumn and obsidian
>>83940115
WTF.
>>83940227
It's turning out to be pretty hard to visualise but is a cool concept.
Also Autumn and Obsidian sounds like it could have a comfy as fuck aesthetic.
>>83940259
i lost the picture but it really wasn't
the ground was just entirely obsidian
>>83940115
good ships
>>83939328
that other anon wasn't me
hows this:
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
GG: dave!!!!
GG: daaaaaave!!!!!!!!
TG: right here
GG: dave put your phone down
GG: right now!!!!!
TG: what how am i supposed to do that
TG: just reach out with my physical actual hand and put that thing down
TG: no fucking way
TG: since obviously i exist only in the information superhighways of the internet and lack corporeal form
TG: why else would you decide to text me from two feet away
GG: dave i will be very upset!
>>83940313
Maybe in that rendition, but consider, if you will:
Gently falling leaves in a forest glade, the canopy bright with the colours of autumn, but the tree bark is extremely dark and where rocks poke through the thick mossy ground cover, they are glossy formations of obsidian.
THAT is what I see it as from the name, and it sounds comfy as fuck.
>>83940403
TG: how could you possibly be upset
TG: look at those adorable little babies and their fuzzy little ears
TG: their very existence does bring me to tears
GG: dave this is not the time :/
GG: if you wake up the little dears
GG: i will
GG: run off with them all by myself and not see you for years!!!!!!!
TG: you know that doesnt mean anything to a time player
TG: youd just be depriving yourself of my immensely pleasureable company for no reason
GG: of course thats why i said it. duh
GG: i would not see you as payback because you would think of me
GG: and come find me
GG: and it would be really cute!!!
GG: really though put your phone down please
TG: can i take this picture first
TG: i mean if you really dont want me to i wont
TG: and like you said waking the little dears up with normal human speech or loud woofs would mean you would have to run off and we dont want to go through that shit
TG: future dave says it would be a waste of time
GG: future dave makes some good decisions ;)))))))
GG: but maybe you should ask him a question ;)))))))))))))))
GG: you giant doof has it ever occurred to you that maybe i want to be chased????
TG: but the kids
GG: i asked jane to watch them last week ;)
-- turntechGodhead’s [TG]’s phone has been teleported out the window!--
is this good enough for you
Speaking of which I'm bored, so give me your classpect, personality, interests, and personal issues, and i'll give you a land, quest, denizen, and consorts.
>>83940442
well it's not as bad but you still run the risk of dying painfully if you trip
>>83940454
Stop contributing to autism.
>>83940493
nofunallowed.jpg
>>83940454
no stop posting.
>>83940473
Ok but that's true normally too? You could trip on a branch and crack your head on a rock. The obsidian isn't necessarily sharp, or any sharper than general rocks anyway... think polished stones.
>>83940454
>>83929242
Rewrite this so it doesn't sound like a 10-year-old did it.
>>83940454
do your tumblr backlog instead of 4chan anons douche
>>83940529
This is a bit of a weird question but which interpretation of my Classpect did you use to make my land (this one). I mentioned Thief of Mind and Mage of Mind.
>>83940493
>>83940551
wait since when did we hate classpectanon?
>>83940091
The game is not finished yet, those shios are equivalent to schrodingers cat. Maybe a little black with Trizza and some incest too who knows?
>>83940374
O-oh my, I need a towel
>>83940446
Acceptable.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1588481
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1535650
>>83940454
Bard of Breath, Quiet Loner (real original I know), Vexillology, I procrastinate a lot
>>83940583
Sinc he refused to do that Aranea X Jake smutfic she overstimulates him over and over
>>83939949
>MeulinxNepetaxFeferi
Yes, yes that'll do nicely anon.
Well guys, It is done!
Adult swim acepted!
>>83940678
need fic now. Those two kittybitches have to taste some fish juices
>>83940454
Mage of Time
ENTP-T
Video games, Shitty fanfiction, Professional shitposting, Helping friends
Even though I'm a very analytical intuitive person, I've always wanted to be creative instead. I'm also very indecisive and... not that bright? Wanting to be told explicitly what to do instead of something vague. stuff like that.
>>83940575
I don't remember
>>83940545
I didn't write that one to begin with.
>>83940551
Maybe.
>>83940673
I'll do it eventually maybe. I just can't guarantee quality.
OP here!
What have you done with the thread guys? Whatever you did KEEP DOING IT
>>83940771
are you new here
homestuck threads routinely reach the bump limit
what if
I would love to know where are you guys from! How far have this comic reached?
>>83940758
I still think you're cool, buddy.
>>83940839
a-jade-zing
>>83940837
Yes I am
I mostly stayed on /pol/ so i haven't noticed you wonderful bastards (this threads are awesome not for the quick bump limit butvfor u guys i lov u)
>>83940839
jade is THICK
>>83940602
pic related
>>83940454
alright.
Seer of Void (Mind? Doom?)
I like to know how smart/involved other people are and I like them to know how smart/involved I am because it makes things easier. I speak in classrooms and not much otherwise. tsundere. been called catty - and they're not wrong, but judgemental is a better way to put it. yeah I come on a little strong.
I like reading/writing/fiction in general, sweet foods, long swishy things (skirts/hair/curtains), darker less blatant colors, glasses, determined people, origami, and singing with people who sing better than I do.
I have a strong ego and I judge things. I'm terrified of judging wrongly - but more than that, of losing control and of losing my self and skills and acuity or of somebody reaching my deredere side and betraying that trust, or even just leaving.
>>83940900
Prove it! I dare you!
>>83940884
/po/ plsstay or go do whateverbut don't you dare track shit into our shithouse here. wipe your shoes at the door
how long before hussie actually posts here
like
ironically
>>83940936
hussie would never...
>>83940936
Heat death of the universe + 7 years.
>>83940947
get cucked, """""""""""""""""""hussie"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>83940707
seconding
>>83940931
don't worry! I'm not racist! Where i'm from racism is usless and it's seen as sign of mental retardation!
>>83940936
I am goint to be honest with you.
Huss would never touch this place, it's just not for him
>>83941014
no not /pol/ /po/
did you read my post
fucking origami shitposters are a menace
>>83940758
So I've been trying to keep these pics at the same size, using Didide's file as a reference. Slavnh barely fit, and I figured oh hey everyone else is shorter than her so they should all fit, but NO
THIS ASSHOLE and his GODDAMN HORNS are TOO TALL.I want to punch him in his pretty-boy face aaaaa
Anyway, what order did you want them in for the lineup?
>>83941055
nice try, hussie. You cant pass off as anon anymore
>>83940980
You bited the bait!
>>83941057
I feel you man!
i kinda hoped terezi would get her shit together, break up with gamzee, and then render him a verdict via coin toss, for gamzee to call. he calls scratch
when he's all smug about how he's going to kill her she says "coin? what coin? dont you know the judge is blind" then eyestab x2 herself and kicks his ass
>>83941044
Where the fuck is the facesitting homestuck porn
>>83941108
or "justice is blind" or something, would've been a nice callback
>>83941073
Fucking marvelous.
Arctis, Didide, Gritte, Phileq, Büjorn, Slavnh
>>83940454
Classpect: Page of Mind, although I think Mage of Mind fits me better
Interests: Video games, browsing the internet, occasionally drawing or photoshopping random stuff
Personality/Personal Issues:
I'm really self-aware to the point where it interferes with my life
Social skills don't really come naturally to me but due to my self-awareness i usually don't come off as socially inept
I'm also super anxious person, and if i'm stressed out enough I'll go into full-out autist mode, but if I'm not stressed I pretty much seem like a normal person
I'm always doubting myself, sometimes I even doubt my own opinions
Additionally I'm extremely smart and work best alone. I also have a hard time dealing with ignorant people but I somehow manage to love debating at the same time.
(Sorry if this just looks like a list about me rambling about myself)
>>83941073
Bujorn desing is great! I want to hug him and breed it with HIC
>>83941079
Neither can I pass off as a writter
>>83941044
That is just fat
>>83940839
snoreborewatch
>>83940746
Also, I get stressed and upset a bit too easily.
>>83941161
Uh-uh, you can't be the Mage of Mind. That's me. Buddy.
>>83941183
>That is just fat
You shut your face before Jade sits on it.
>>83941122
Where is all the explicit poly porn?
>>83941108
He'd just kill her stupid arse in that instance. Should've been a joint effort with Kanaya, Karkat and Terezi all having to work together to take the cloun down after an on the spot Alternian trial for the fallen. Assuming the comic had actually gone for a Game Over 2 electric boogaloo.
>>83941183
>i want to hug him and breed it with HIC
Büjorn canonically has an immature puppy-love crush on HIC
Did you all actually believe that was Hussie or are you just pretending to be retarded en masse?
>>83941247
John is not gay
>>83941227
I'd like that please.......
>>83941257
we're just having fun playing pretend
>>83941247
In the trash where it belongs.
If there's porn involving the four kids it should be them in two pairs just fucking next to each other
>>83941272
Yeah he's bi, thats how polyships work dingus
>>83941257
You really think somebody would just pretend to be Andrew Hussie? pfffft haha!
>>83941227
See! That is thicc!
Also, wouldn't mind to die with my nose snorting her bottom fluids
>>83941254
That is just the CUTEST thing. Here have smut
>>83940454
Alright, sure.
Mage of Heart, INFP, Thinking about shit I could draw/write while doing some of the drawing, need to assert more and procrastinate less.
>>83941257
Yes
>>83941300
john is not a homosexual
>>83941295
Jade forcibly sitting on Dave's face where
>>83941122
Under dat >>83941044 Jade's ass, you'll have to go spelunking to find it.
>>83941247
Working on it!
>>83941340
Oh yeah?
happy dave of happiness
>>83941370
I was sincerely hoping you drew that yourself lb
>>83941341
Oh, God, yes.
![tumblr_nxvwtyWq6r1qg56ojo1_500[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/LIkYHNn.png "tumblr nxvwtyWq6r1qg56ojo1 500[2]")
uld u?
>>83941385
>LB will never draw porn
>LB will never write fapfics
what is even the point
>>83941376
O oh better fix that grin into a sad face sith flashbacks of bro's abuses
>>83941401
>500.png
>>83941341
>forcibly
>>83941401
Shove the burning hot food in Vriska's face scarring her for life? Yes.
>>83941295
>a nigh-omnipotent goddess will never rape you
why live
>>83941385
Its that one guy again
>>83941411
What kinda fic you want senpai
>>83941459
lmao
>>83941436
Yes forcibly
I don't care if it's consensual, I want Jade slamming that ass down
>>83941454
cuz Condesce would rape you?
>>83941468
roxy/dave cyber
>>83941468
johndave
>>83941468
Rose X Dolorosa
>>83941552
wew
>>83941491
gotcha
>>83941555
>Dolorosa
who?
>>83941552
it's been so long since i've thought about problem sleuth
>>83941482
Not good enough
I won't settle for less than the finest rapes
I drew it like you wanted
>>83941475
You'd think with all the girls in this fandom there'd be more facesitting and femdom stuff
fixed some small things from last night
>>83941598
I'm pretty sure there are like five girls in the world who are actually into femdom, total
>>83941555
Rose is only for Dirk
Are there any good fefnep fics
i need them
please
>>83941583
>that eye
>>83941604
How many people has she murdered
>>83941569
Kanaya's ancestor, post-scratch Porrim.
>>83941604
this is seriously reaching unbearable levels of attention whoring and avataring, people are going to start reporting you by next thread
>>83941598
Girls only like yaoi.
>>83941619
>>83941653
Factually incorrect
But enough shitposting, I'm gonna work on >>83941491
>>83941604
It's just SO cute! How dies she even survives troll society?
>>83941678
>dies
there you answered your own question smartass
>>83941651
that is very clearly not an avatar
lighten up
>>83941653
stupid girls maybe
>>83941604
aw man, am i gonna have to make edits of this one too?
>>83941716
Find one girl that doesn't like yaoi.
>>83941651
yes shit on the only drawfag left while the andrew hussie roleplayer shitposts to his heart's content
>>83941604
looks like riser from fate/stay night with horns
>>83941626
Friendship(?) Aneurysms
Google that, should be one of the first few options on a3. Not explicitly a FefNep story, but you'll enjoy it.
>>83941751
how is angel pushing her fantroll over and over and over while she tells people to commission her if they want to see her naked better than a stupid roleplayer?
angel literally only comes here because you guys are the source of her commissions, that's it
>>83941770
Already read that one.its really good
>>83941651
You've dun goofed son - remember, OC is never rejected, especially good OC.
>>83941716
Jane seems more schoolteacher than Jade
>>83941796
She's fun, which is more than can be said about the rper
We don't need the threads to just degenerate into fetishposting and roleplaying
>>83941796
People like fantrollsand roleplaying
and I bet she makes more OC than you, anon. what have you done?
>>83941829
Not really. Jade's got patience, likes plants and shit, and has the guitar. She seems like one of those teachers that all the little kids are fond of before she's brutally murdered
>>83941841
Don't respond to people trying to drive off drawfags needlessly
>>83941796
her motives literally do not matter
how about you go jack off and take a nap so that you aren't so cranky anymore
>>83941673
*factually correct
>>83940703
lmfao
this v rick and morty for ratings
>>83941841
>We don't need the threads to just degenerate into fetishposting and roleplaying
oh my god, that's what she's doing
>>83941642
i know trolls live in a tough society but from what was showed murder wasnt really that frequent especially among lowbloods
hell terezi killed vriska because she killed someone
i dont think aradia, tavros, sollux, karkat, kanaya, or even nepeta killed any trolls pre sburb
>>83941678
lives in the forest
runs away from conflict pretty quick
uses spearkind for taking down the undead that wander near her hive
>>83941796
broseph
i havent taken a new commission in weeks, let alone advertised them
like you've built up this idea of me in your head and made yourself upset over it
i post the art ive drawn of my trolls because theres people who want to see it
>>83941796
Because she provides content that the threads usually enjoy and is blunt about offering drawing services. There's literally no downside to that arrangement.
>>83941897
you should practice drawing sahtii's more.. violent side
>>83941905
>>83941897
>>83941872
alright, sorry, I'm just mad because this thread is fantroll general today, and I hate fantrolls
>>83941598
Girls want Dave to fuck THEM, not vice versa
>>83941950
sahtii is better designed than 90% of the canon trolls
it's all fake bullshit
>>83941897
I don't think Equius, Gamzee, or Feferi killed any trolls pre-sgrub either, and Eridan probably didn't kill any directly (I'm sure a lot died because he killed their lusii, though)
>>83941968
lazy fucks
>it's a /hst/ tries to drive away drawfags episode
>>83941950
Then bring up something alternate to talk about or provide some other content to steer discussion away from it. Whining about a fucking content-providing anon is pants on head retarded.
>>83941950
it's fine, I don't really like them either but there are other things I like even less
mostly I just camp out until it's time to bitch about the ending again
>>83942012
Women are lazy that's why they picked vaginas. Less muscles to control.
>>83941897
sollux probably killed a few unfortunate trolls with code like what he sent karkat
>>83942012
I know right
If Jade wants Dave so bad SHE should be putting in the effort!
POST NEPETA
FUCK
>>83941598
the thought of Dave cumming and looking like that isCUTE!
>>83942070
actually no, please post cute karkucks
>>83942042
women literally work out their vag muscles to make their junk tighter though
>>83942007
yeah
pushing the idea that young trolls are violent psychopaths doesnt really make sense when its adult trolls that are the problem and they're all off planet for that reason
and it seems they usually kill over class disputes or high bloods fucking with them
>>83941950
why? theres an entire society of people that you can explore by creating characters that fit within the rules
>>83942044
ok yeah but he wasnt murdering people because they bumped into him on the street
young trolls dont seem inherently violent, just less bothered by fighting and violence by growing up with monsters and zombies instead of parents and suburbs
>>83942007
I'm not so sure about Equius, he could have harmed or even killed a lot of trolls given his position as an indigo blood, his strict adherence to the hemospectrum, his uncontrollable mutant strength, his aggressive temper and the lack of knowledge of how long it was before he started building and fighting robots. We also don't know how long he was without Nepeta, who was his calming influence.
>>83942105
>Jade's vaginal workouts
>>83942108
>theres an entire society of people that you can explore by creating characters that fit within the rules
people like to pretend garbage characters like nepeta or sollux are worth discussing just because hussie made them
>>83942105
I work out my peepee everytime I touch it. Checkmate.
>>83942109
his brute strength probably would've contributed to his isolated lifestyle
as a highblood, he seems to have his own castle in a very isolated location, and his high-class status might mean he felt it beneath him to interact with those lower than he. how he would've met nepeta is anyone's guess, except perhaps through gamzee or feferi
>>83942149
>dissing sollux
Why is Jade the most discussed character in these threads? HSG used to hate her. Nothing even changed in regards to her character.
>>83942022
I've been trying all thread
>>83942108
It's a boring society
>>83942189
Every other character turned to shit.
She stayed consistent
>>83942191
its more interesting than the earth in the homestuck universe
>>83942185
>Liking shit characters.
>>83941897
Like me. I've decided to waifu angel's fantroll, as according to the one waifu policy.
>>83942189
davekat vs davejade
>>83942189
Remained pretty good and most people here hate Davekat with a passion because it represents to them everything that went wrong with Homestuck
>>83942216
nothings wrong with sollux
he literally just wanted to be out of the story and out of the chaos
>>83936156
did we get signal?
when will main screen turn on?
>>83942149
They think about what could have been, which is what most discussion is given how fucked everything ended up in the end, even with the main trolls like Karkat or Terezi.
Although I'd suggest again, provide something interesting or relevant to discuss as opposed to this whiny shit if you want to change anything or at the very least not appear like a massive whiny faggot.
>>83942215
that's not saying much considering it was designed to be as boring as possible
I think I might be getting somewhere
>>83942276
i feel like he would be the comfiest bf to lay around and bullshit with
>>83942183
True, I just wonder what he took his anger out on before he was skilled enough to build robots. It is likely he lived in isolation though, with an occassional sighting of Vriska of course.
>>83942297
if you dont like the world of homestuck at all then why stick around?
>>83942317
probably
>>83940930
> that faint treasure trail
oh yesssss
>>83942276
Bad character.
>>83942365
why?
>>83942297
>their world is an abstraction and the guardians are anonymous and almost inhuman
>oh wait never mind I need to give dave character development
>>83942343
>if you dont like the world of homestuck at all then why stick around?
think for 20 minutes about where the plot takes place
>>83942297
i wish hussie put this much thought into late act 6
i want to say the whole of act 6 but the condy takeover and double juggalo president shit was pure gold
>>83942214
can you tell me when john turned to shit?
idk, i always liked him, where as i did get mad at everyone else at some point.
>>83942317
No he wouldn't, he has angry mood swings all the time.
>>83942354
I'd post that one pic of the Jade with pubes but blue board
am i really the only one that likes homestuck's earth as a setting
>>83942354
>appreciating the female treasure trail
My long lost brother
>>83942414
john was kinda off in act 5, mostly because he became le derpy xD silly boy
in act 6 hussie remembered john was prone to temper tantrums and could very well be an asshole in general, and also because act 5 john's character turned into jake
>>83942395
right but hussie abandonded the game contructs and any impact sburb had over the plot literally years ago
what we're left with is a new earth which seems to have can town and soccer and a game thats coming out with the sole purpose of expanding on troll culture and pre sburb earth
>>83942473
you only thought for 3 minutes
and you're being an act 6 act 6 apologist
>>83942382
I said earlier that he and Aradia had radically different personalities throughout their incarnations; this seems like the only thing that happened to him. He wasn't very interesting and I don't remember him being very funny. I don't hate him, it's just eh.
>>83942414
>can you tell me when john turned to shit?
>>83942382
His whole stick was being obsessed with death and inevitability but we already had ten characters like that and he had none of their redeeming qualities.
>>83942484
>and you're being an act 6 act 6 apologist
im not saying act 6 helped homestuck
im saying that for the last 3 years hussie took the plot and removed sburbs relevance from it
>Never ever
>>83942365
did you like Mituna?
>>83942515
Of course. Who doesn't?
>>83942510
if you know act 6 didn't help homestuck yet you're copying hussie's acts then that means you're not really helping homestuck, are you?
So we know that a Maid starts their story with a severe lack of their aspect, and their goal is to get more of it, but what is the core meaning in the actions of the Maid class?
>>83942513
Blame the Undertale fanbase.
>>83942419
i see what you mean, but, meh. i feel like its something you could learn to handle and get used to.
>>83940746
Land of Wheels and Clicks
Your land, first of all, is an ungodly racket. Your Denizen, Chronos, has cursed the land with noise amplification - normally, the clockwork gears, wheels, and steam vents (think that one clock tower level of sm64, but over an entire planet) make a smooth, chittery rhythm, but the volume's delicate balance has been thrown out of whack by Chronos. Your Denizens, the Crickets, refuse to speak in such din, and will only give you vague directions towards completing their quests (although, fortunately, they have much more latitude towards interpreting the directions). You must consult the 9 Cricket Elders, and plunder each town's Gemstone Gear - they have been intentionally put in the wrong town by Chronos, and you must figure out which gear belongs to which town. Solve the gears, and the pathway to Chronos opens.
>>83940903
Land of Rain and Murmur
Your Land is a massive, planet-sized mansion with a constant thunderstorm pattering across its top, creating a constant relaxing sound that has lulled the Jaguars to sleep. Tialoc has been taking advantage of their slumber to begin expanding his roots from the desolate Cellarainforest upwards into the land proper. Only the youngest and most hyperactive of the Jaguars remain awake - you must make do without the advice of the Elders in order to complete quests and discover the path to Tialoc.
>>83941161
Land of Japes and Nerve
Your land is an unholy combination between one of those carnival funhouses, a maze, and the inside of someone's brain at a microscopic level. Your Consorts, the Mantises, have been trapped inside the Mirrorhauses, giant, winding labyrinths made of mirrors where you must constantly mind your step. Your overarching quest is simple - you must find your Denizen, Comus, in the depths of the funhouse. Good luck with that.
>>83942547
But he was already saying he'd never finish it way before Undertale came out.
>>83942500
he was finally starting to grow up
>>83942438
It's okay. a little ecchi goes a long way.
>>83942576
He was going to do it for Volume 10 but he got too busy when Undertale got popular.
>>83942544
>core meaning
they are just powers with pajamas anon
>>83942576
didn't you see the music team stream? they actually confirmed toby was going to finish it for vol 10, before something undertale-related happened and forced him to cancel plans
>>83942599
Not true.
>>83942564
To clarify for the LORAM, the rain isn't normally as relaxing as Tialoc made it.
>>83942544
The maids are intentionally pushovers who serve the whim of their aspect (and, usually, others/society/etc.), who must break free and begin to do their own thingy.
>>83942599
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!
>>83942504
i dunno
the unwilling prophet whos schtick is being forcefully pulled into the main plotline against his will at every turn was neat. the duality of half of himself losing his sight and finally being allowed freedom from the alpha timeline by following the doomed girl out of the plot and the other half continuing to be pulled back into the plot at every turn was really interesting and funny
>>83942534
what?
>>83942591
that it does
>>83942569
>>83942649
hussie hasn't even as far decided to fix act 6 when he if does
>>83942544
A Maid is a survivor character. She's supposed to defend herself and hold onto her core values and be a role model for others. And also kill the monster but only if necessary for her survival.
The main characters in 90% of horror movies are Maids.
>>83942515
I can hear the music.
>>83942564
Thanks man!
>>83942660
what??
>>83942564
Mage of Time here, thanks! That would drive me batshit up the fucking belfry, but the quests are supposed to challenge you, I guess.
>>83942652
holy shit that jade is cute
>>83942591
>tfw you will never get to ride Dave's Harley
>>83942693
I said I
>>83942515
geddan mituna seems popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aSkGmKwUlA
>>83942699
Back in the day when the 4chords author was the worst we had to worry about
Least she left Dave alone
>>83942532
tru
>>83942467
>act 5 john's character turned into jake
I thought it was evident to everyone, even the other characters, that john is pretty much early jake, even when it comes to looks?
this always bothered me, too. i could never like jake that much for this reason. too john-y
>>83942712
you are not making any sense
>>83942544
>severe lack of their aspect
Porrim had a lack of Space? how do you know this?
Aradia didn't have a lack of Time, she still continued after her death
Jane didn't have a lack of life, she had a surfeit of it.
"we" don't know your headcanon. keep trying though, reverse-engineering someone else's worldbuilding can be rewarding.
>>83942733
I've never even read 4chords
I bet it's pretty good compared to all the trash that came out in the last few years
>>83942746
you did this t
>>83942744
Jake was basically what the fandom thought John was; a completely oblivious fuckboi only useful for getting his yaoilord to pound him.
>>83942762
Well it looked better but it was badly spelled gamtav fanfic that people begin to think was a real thing and that Gamzee and Tavros were characters from 4chords, not Homestuck
Any phrases/running jokes from MSPA that are still part of your regular vocabulary? It's mostly SBaHJ references that have outlasted my time in the actual fandom, because SBaHJ is goddamn fucking timeless.
>>83942772
>>83942746
this is getting bizarre
keep going
>>83942754
l-lewd...
>>83942772
go to bed anon
you're drunk
>>83942807
"let me just..."
>>83941247
>Dave and Rose trying to corrupt the other kids with their alternative sexuality
anything more like this? a-asking for a friend
>>83942807
pretty much just sbahj stuff
although "that's about the saddest thing i ever heard get said" will be good eventually
>>83942864
are you a rapist
>>83942807
maybe you can just sort of reach over and...
>>83942850
Jade is a dog.
Dogs need owners.
>>83942779
he sho' was cute, though!
i actually laughed out loud while he was powering up
>>83942917
she is her own owner
she holds own leash
sometimes she holds it between her teeth instead of in her hand
>>83942929
What's it like being a woman?
>>83942943
>she is her own owner
Not when Dave is around
>>83942873
Oh shit, I forgot that was even from MSPA, I use that all the time. A lot of it is probably like that, stuff I've just been saying so long I forgot it's from MSPA. "someone's gotta farm all these goddamn fucking mushrooms" gets used pretty frequently
>>83942892
hopefully not
What the fuck even is this thread tonight.
>>83942803
> Space player
> thigh gap
okay, yup.
What was the actual impact of this on the story?
>>83942807
i say "FUCK YOU FOREVER" a lot
thanks karkat?
>>83942957
I was idly masturbating while browsing the internet this morning and when I brought my hand up it was coated in blood
That's what it's like to be a woman
>>83942995
spades slick died
>>83943007
Sounds like fun, actually.
>>83942995
none
>>83942957
lol.s'okay, i guess
>>83942864
Maybe. I like to think adult Rose and Dave would play pranks, and do stuff just to piss-off the Batterwitch or make her uncomfortable with human sexuality.
>>83943007
Did you try to summon a demon afterwards? This is serious.
>>83942995
this part was so fucking annoying to trudge through for me
>>83943007
that sounds inconvenient
>>83943047
but didn't she institute the whole pail system herself
if she didn't grow up with it, she might not have the same hangups
>>83942752
To make the case for my stance, I will argue that being dead is considered "out of time." Also Jane doesn't really have "a life" as she's locked inside her house for fear of being assassinated. While I agree that the aspect of Space is indeed abstract and nebulous, the Aspect of Time in relation of Aradia can be argued.
When we meet Aradia, she has already died. While the other players in her session had yet to enter she had already "ran out of time." However, she entered all the same. Her story arc leads to her ascending to god tier, effectively giving her an endless amount (minus the usual parameters of God Tier Death.)
To argue further for Jane, we know that for the most part she just let things happen to her, and never really pressed Jake for a relationship, or anybody for anything. I won't make the assumption that I am correct if I view the Life aspect as being representative of attitudes both defiant or impulsive, as you could very well refute these claims, but to provide some context I am not trying to come off as infallible here. I could very well be incorrect, and I do abhor the term "headcanon." However Jane does have a moment where she snaps, and pushes back against Jake. Much like when Aradia gains more time, I have read this moment in the story as a sort of "tipping point" where the Maid side of the title really starts rolling.
Porrim is really something else though. I don't really understand the key attributes of Space in a narrative sense, so it's rather hard to pick out what exactly conflicts and supports my argument. However I do believe that it has something to do with her interest in discussing the all-female nature of the Jade-blood Caste.
>>83942973
The perfect size for a time player's dick
What was the point of this character?
>>83943028
Period masturbation actually feels great and the blood provides you with a ton of natural lube, but you're just asking for red stains everywhere if you do it outside of the shower
>>83943035
You're making me uncomfortable. ;(
>>83941653
not always true!
just like how not all men ONLY like yuri
>>83943085
>I will argue that being dead is considered "out of time."
You're already wrong. Doom is the death aspect. Time is the time travel aspect.
>>83943063
You didn't like the Jailbreak callbacks?
maids rule
>>83943103
To sell more t-shirts.
>>83943103
Hussie needed a fourth Alpha kid.
>>83943103
"Hot mom" jokes.
>>83942564
>>83942694
i made a thing http://sacklegend.tumblr.com/post/146236255221/i-made-a-thing
I have a visceral negative reaction to Davekat now because it reminds me of Vriskagram and the terrible way Karkat's arc ended
>>83943107
OK, don't be weird. Geez.
>>83943135
Alright, please indulge me with an explanation then.
>>83943111
howso?
>>83943103
to cry and whine i guess, before being put under mind control
>>83943085
i'll repeat my previous assertion, in that maids are subject to the whims of their classes and of the outside world.
Aradia was constantly told what to do by the voices in her head once she died (which, IIRC, are herself, in the future, which means she's being led around by time). When she god tiers, she becomes a psychopomp, which, considering Time's association with death, is a pretty accurate way to describe someone serving time.
Porrim was a slave to creation (associated with Space), due to the fact that she was forced to be one of the special trolls that took care of the Mother Grub, since she was a Jadeblood. Of course, she rebelled and fled her position. These are things that she said - if you can find a correlation between all three, it'll be better than finding a correlation between two of the three.
Jane was a slave to Life - life, in this case, has an association with foodstuffs (heiress to betty crocker, under the Condesce, another version of a Life player, 's command). There's some other Jane stuff but I believe I made my point.
>>83943173
i had a lot of sex with my ex near the end of her period. you just need a lot of red towels
>>83942995
To be an easy cop-out on Dave's destiny.
>>83943156
thats really fucking cool anon did you make it from scratch?
>>83943194
Karkat porn is disgusting.
>>83943198
S T O P.
>>83943103
Because the idea of a young nanna that was an important character was cool as fuck. She even typed like her for her first sub act and was a cool character. And then she just became a horrible unlikable person for some reason
>>83943136
Anon's talking about the post-Trickster-crash segment with dual-page layouts. Jack's transformation happened amidst a bunch of feelings jams.
>>83943204
>Dave has to fight LE later in his life
>>83943204
but he does kill lord english
off-screen
>>83943198
hows the stench?
no amount of bathing can rid you of the bloody smell
>>83943219
it sounds more like ear rape, to me
why the fuck is it so loud
What if Nanna was a huge bitch too? What if the harlequin chilled her out??
>>83943257
not true. it only takes a shower and a day
>>83943156
i went into this excited and now I want nothing more than to be claimed by death's sweet embrace.
>>83943258
turn down your sound?
>>83943257
Period blood doesn't have a very strong smell. I mean have you ever been near a woman in public and smelled blood?
>>83943257
oh yeah, but i grew up with a sister, so i'm used to bloody period smell (she would leave them in the bathroom garbage)
>>83943292
it's already at about 5%, even flash from /f/ with volume spikes don't go this loud
>>83943156
:) !
I am liking this! it is a little loud but i turned down my volume. noice
>>83943191
Life is life, and it's said in canon that Doom is the opposite, so obviously Doom is death. The end, you can't disagree.
>>83943204
What a blunder, now Lord English has literally tricked Dave into wasting his destiny on irrelevant garbage well before the ACTUAL fight he still has to do.
JOHN WAS THE COWBOY. JOHNROSE WAS IMPLIED.
>>83943292
also, turning my volume down to 1% i can hear all the distortion, so it's obvious someone took some music and just amplified the fuck out of it
>>83943359
>John fucking Rose while using a riding crop on her
>>83943385
YES.
>>83943312
ive smelled a women on her period before, yeah
saturated pad and full tampon has a distinct smell, idk how to describe it
you can especially smell it in a bathroom like >>83943323
but i guess if you can ignore that smell then it would be good to go.
if trolls had a period, at least period sex with them would be pretty
>>83943385
>john riding rose bareback while they both ride maplehoof bareback
>>83943359
NO IT WASN'T
COWBOYS AREN'T IMPLIED TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERY PASSING WOMAN ON A HORSE
>>83943385
>>83943413
>>83943359
Why Cant I Delete These Posts
It Says Delete Right Here But It Wont Let Me
They Are Making Me Upset Please Help
>>83943415
what kind of western movies have you been watching
>>83943408
They literally fill buckets when they cum, it's gross no matter what you do.
>>83943156
The original, if anyone is interested. Honestly one of my favorite tracks in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awR1EQiL7Ss
>>83943431
I fucking love Kanaya. Except those pesky times when she shows up in Homestuck.
>>83943431
don't worry
your turn in the saddle with john is coming up next, after john and rose do a few more laps
>>83943442
i wish i could do that
>>83943442
that's kind of hot
my ex was also a squirter
>>83943476
>implying she isn't positioned directly beneath, being grazed by slimy ball swings and drops of cum from the both of them and unable to move
Don't you even know how to cuckold, come on
>>83943415
>Implying including John in a Flash where the only other characters are Rose and Maplehoof isn't a nod to JohnRose.
>>83942564
>giant treetop mansion
yesss
>rains
Yes
>constant storm
YES
>>83943462
i feel stupid now
Hey, fic update time before we drop off. I've got a small update on the Roxy's threesome addiction fic on pastebin, starting the part where Dave eventually gets talked into joining John/Roxy sexytimes. Not really sure how this one is reading, though, any constructive criticism would be appreciated.c4RsEfSG
>>83943525
u should bitchboi
time to take the cock
>>83943527
RIP
>>83943413
So it's like a lady godiva situation where they ride through a parade in public or something
>>83943431
I love the "desperate idiot Kanaya" joke. Keep it up.
>>83943514
I bet you think John visiting Rose's house was a Johnrose moment. Or the grimdarkening. Or the dreambubble distaction.
The fandom doesn't like to admit it for some bizarre reason, butJohn and Rose have always been closer friends than John and Dave.
So what happened to the dating sim/visual novel anon? I heard of him/her until they got banned for 3 days a few weeks back. But I haven't heard of anything regarding them or their project since.
>>83943567
>friends
A little more than that. ;)
>>83943584
You're right, my bad. They're besties.
>>83943527
see you in a few days
>>83943527
>JOHN: …so…
>ROXY: no i thought id have to do some convincing too but shes p much down for anything
>ARADIA: I’m pretty much down for anything.
still by far the funniest thing in any homestuck fan work i've ever seen
>>83943543
yah, except rose is leaning forward to give john a good angle, and the horse motions are doing the rest
>>83943292
Where is "The Joy of Paint Tool SAI with Angel" tutorial series?
>>83943599
*crushes
And, yeah, they probably think that the "we bros" thing is a closer dynamic than anything else because dicks. Also, it can lead to yaoi so that's a plus for the fans.
>>83943584
ah yes how could i forget
>>83943620maybe when i have the time to make/run a patreon
>>83943645
>shipping first boy with first girl
Who else /shit taste/ here?
>>83943645
It would be a LOSS if JohnRose never existed
>>83943663
ME
i ship jade/dave
>>83943663
Probably the person who defines the quality of something based on what cliches it does or does not fulfill, rather than the actual quality of it.
Didn't Terry Pratchett say something about cliches once?
>>83943538
>>83943608
you din see nuthin
>>83943613
I'm so happy with those convos. Ara, Jane and Vriska's are my favorites, but my overall favorite line is the end of Kanaya's
>KANAYA: So When Roxy Offered I Thought It Was A Chance For An Excellent Learning Experience
>ROXY: yeah john cmon and help kanaya have an excellent learning experience
>ROXY: lesson one how to work the sha-
>JOHN: roxy.
>>83943663
>Implying that was their entire dynamic.
ipgd, please.
>>83943682
2nd boy and 2nd girl is perfectly fine.
>>83943567
This hurts me so much
>>83943663
It's been so long, I honestly can't remember if I shipped JohnRose at the start. If I remember correctly, I was thinking of a passive aggressive love triangle between Jade, Dave, and Rose?
>>83943654
It would be cool to get some handy tips and tricks
>>83943711
Why? Can you describe where it hurts?
>>83943687
>Pratchett and JohnRose
Good taste my friend
>spend ages tweaking the fog colour, depth, lighting, material colours for the blades without a proper background
>open up the render in photoshop and put a proper sky in there
>it actually looks good
Hot damn I am stoked for how good this should look once I fix all the crappy render artifacts add the detail.
>>83943752
>skin not paper-white
>>83943711
show me on the doll where it hurts
>>83943682
Why not both
Best taste = karkat's shipping chart
>>83943687
>>83943760
“The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication.” ~ Terry P.
>>83943784
my heart
>>83943727
yeah
i mean i really enjoy explaining how i do things
but actual tutorials/videos take a lot of time to makeif i made a patreon i really want to offer things like critique videos and tutorials as rewards
maybe even redlines and stuff like that
would probably be tons of fun
W H Y
>>83943533
b-but do i haaaaave to??
>>83943762
Can we get a preview?
>>83943802
I want to live a life covered in cats
>>83943791
That's the one
>>83943792
There's more where that came from, anon.
>>83943824
fixed
>>83943843
holy shit
>>83943815
because vriska, and then because roxy
>>83943821
who doesnt?
>>83943843
ahhh nice atmosphere
>>83943824
>>83943859
i like this artist's chocolate rose though, it works with her style and looks natural desu
have they done anymore?
>>83943815
>encounter symbiote-spideysuit Rose
>can't think of any other reason why John might be nervous other than having a regular teen crush on her
>>83943802
Well I hope once I start messing with this tablet that you'll offer critiques!
>>83943663
fuck off hussie
>>83943869
Fuck both of those things.
>>83943886
What are you implying here?
>>83943815
he gets a better girl
>>83943881
oh shit I happen to follow this person on tumblr for some reason
saccharinescorpion
>>83943918
Well, he gets an equivalent girl
>>83943881
i just dont get people thinkig that the kids can be anything other thn white though
like the trolls are grey so i feel like if any of the kids were brown then hussie would have made them brown? idk
he made himself orange and caliborn/calliope green, so???
>>83943918
No.
>>83943918
>roxy better than
No, wait, you're right.
>>83943949
>jonh
>>83943962
ROSE NO SPELL GOOD
>>83943824
>>83943897
I've always liked this artist's portrayal of Rose.
>>83943802
Man Angel I was swooning pretty hard a while back when you posted that critique of that one 413 John pic.
If you started doing that regularly I don't know if I could handle it.
>>83943949
why would you cut that out
of course I want it
>>83943975;_;
>>83943918
>>83943949
whynotboth.jpg
>>83943990
you just like the babybirthin' hips
>>83943897
This still looks better after all, it's "aracial".
>>83943952
i wish we got more ara panel redraws
>>83938841
Link?
>>83943897
>backwards hands
man this artist is jumping head first into stylization without taking the time to learn anatomy
>>83943892
for sure man
i try to do redlines in /ic/'s alt style threads when i can
>>83943992
yeah but anything else would have to be on the request of the artist
that one in particular just pissed me off beyond belief
Statistical proof that JohnRoxy is better than JohnRose.
What now, kiddos?
>>83944025
not going to speak for others but orange and chocolate is a delicious color scheme
>>83944011
>of course I want it
Nah, you don't
>>83943975
rose's outfit there is casual gorgeous
>>83944026
Me too, they're great.
>>83944054
But what about JohnRoxyRose
>>83944057are you trying to suggest period blood is involved?cause I'd be ok with thatI have a "willing to do stuff for their partner they wouldn't do otherwise" fetish
>>83944054
Who cares, let's get back to that important question:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541572
>>83944096
>six (6) [vi] days without an update
just kill me now
>>83944057
man, showing the corpses as actual corpses makes this more gross
>>83944096
Anon, wh-what have you done????????
>>83944054
>>83943960
Roxy is a shit character and JohnRoxy is a shit ship.
>>83944119
No, just saying you don't want it.
>>83944147
Maybe she needs to be punished with forbidden incestuous lesbianism then. It's win-win.
>>83944129
Woops, I meant this anon:
>>83944092
Apologies for the inconvenience. Have an Aradia for the troubles.
>>83944147
The charts don't lie, anon.
>>83943527
YESSSSSSSSSS
>>83944155
Today the racebended character wound up more recognizable than the other.
>>83944172
You dumb. You like bad ship. Go home. Dumb.
>>83944155
oh okay
I respect your decision then.
have a good day anon
Why did John and Aradia never watch Indiana Jones together
>>83944181
I remember when black homestuck was a novelty, instead of an apparent requirement
>>83944196
because Crystal Skull exists
>>83941149
>>83941073
how's progress chugging along on that line-up, if you're here, friend?
>>83944196
She creeps him the fuck out.Sociopathy isn't ""true neutral"" like the fuckfaces everyone has to play D&D with, and John knows what's up.
>>83944196
maybe she will watch it with jake "tomb raider" english instead
>>83944216
This looks French.
>>83944196
because your shitty ship needs to leave
>>83944022
Guilty as charged
>>83944192
So JohnRoxyRose is a bad ship?
>>83944254
Rose should probably be French so it fits.
>He doesn't think Jade: Enter is the most hype flash
>>83944288
John should pick one girl
>>83944294
Descend was the best factually
>>83944254
Ukrainian
>>83944043
>anything else would have to be on the request of the artist
Aw. "Angel kicks ass across tumblr" would be a series I could get behind.
>>83944288
Yes. Polyshits leave.
>>83944300
He has a few billion years to fuck. The more the merrier.
>>83944300
We discussed this upthread, John didn't pick at all. He gets harem'd against his will.
>>83944311
sorry but making as many enemies as possible isnt really conducive to the field i want to work in
>>83944335
he needs to get stronger so that he can pick
>>83944335
do NOT gangrape the john!
>>83944337
>you will never have snoop in your session
WHYYY
>>83944356
He has more MAN GRIT than anyone alive.
>>83944356
>>83944360
It will MAKE him stronger, don't worry!
>>83944377
then he should stop letting women over power him
>>83944307
>rose laughing as she watches her brother get ruthlessly fucked every night by his insatiable dogwife
>Dave laughing when John discovers his libido and Rose can no longer walk straight
maybe the reason we don't see terezi in the new universe is because she stayed behind on the lilypad to wait for vriska
i really liked this flash.......
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007152
>>83944408
Well I hope doing that killed her.
>>83944456
>i'll just wait for vriska, she'll be along any minute
>troll skeleton
Alright, let's settle this once and for all. What's the best John ship? No incest ships included, and no gay ships because "i am not a homosexual".
>>83944447
that flash was the first and last time that I actually felt like the alpha kids were friends
it's funny, the tricks that a catchy song can play on your emotions
>>83944465
http://www.strawpoll.me/10541672
Forgot the poll. My bad.
>Oh and there's one of your PROBLEM SLEUTH posters. You've got a lot of Problem Sleuth stuff, because you think detective stories are just so swell. This was the last panel in the first story, which ended a little before your 13th birthday. Since then, the author has been steadily updating PROBLEM SLEUTH 2, which you have been following avidly. You are happy that he stayed in that lane, and stuck with a time-tested formula. If he went in a different direction, you probably would have found it really disappointing.
HE KNEW
>>83944465
I kind of like where he ended up canonically, lodged between sweet and sour.
>>83944488
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10541672
>No Captcha
Shit.
>>83944509
John will never understand blackrom
>>83944408
>waits
>vriska finally arrives
>just as they finish hugging it out or whatever, the universe door fades away
>they stand there in darkness and silence for a bit
>END
>>83944521
That is not a requirement of Terezi blackromming his butt
>>83944510
I don't discriminate against robots.
>>83944521
it was very clearly explained and it's not weird or anything
>>83944496
we got a taste of problem sleuth 2 via the midnight crew and felt.
i just wish it was so much more, because those parts were so strong in the comic.
EVEN when jack lead the felt into paradox space, it still felt like hussie knew how to capture that same style of writing despite being so much later.
>>83944488
>Johnvris shippers are HERE AMONG US
>>83944526
epilogue: vriska watches terezi go mad from starvation and then die
>>83944547
Ah, my bad. I thought no Captcha meant you could duplicate votes. I couldn't do it so it's alright, I guess.
So who would Rose lust after if Kanaya hooked up with a different human
>>83944571
Terezi.
>>83944571
jane
>>83944554
And then he unceremoniously killed Spades off for no reason, letting him accomplish Nothing, after his insert personally resurrected him from his death in Cascade and he got a new gang.
>>83944571
Real question is who else could Kanaya hook up with besides Rose
>>83944551
Explain it to me
>>83944567
It's okay anon, have an Aradia for your troubles.
>>83944605
John, Dave, Karkat, Jane, Dad
>>83944571
>who would Rose lust after
EVERYONE
It's Lalonde nature to flirt with everyone with wild abandon. If Rose and Jade had more than half a chatlog, the sexual tension would have carried months of threads.
>>83944628
>John
They are quite conflicting personalities, Silly vs serious
>Dave
Alright I'll give you that
>Karkat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Jane
Woman John
>Dad
Dead
Say you had sex.
Would your dreamself still have their hymen?
>>83944556
hello!
jesus christ
>>83944667
>Say you had sex.
>>83944667
No because I'm not a girl
>>83944640
>imagining Rose's jealousy of Dave over Jade liking him over her
>Dave having something to tease and hold over Rose
This whole dynamic could work
>>83944556
i shipped johnvris up until i found out it didn't work between vriska and the alt john
i still think it's cute...
>>83944652
Why Mr.Crocker You Certainly Are Much More Mature Than My Previous Partners.
It Will Be A Great Joy Raising The First MotherGrub Of This World With You.
>>83944604
>>83944671
>>83944680
Why won't you die
>>83944699
Did (Vriska) ever say anything about why they broke up?
how are there still vriska fans after act 6
>>83944712
"It didn't work out"
>>83944706
Crap forgot living Dad, still dude is no alien fucker
>>83944723
>"bullshit"
also, all the ghost humans seem to have died in the first lord english attack
>Say you had to make a Game Of Thrones like world for Homestuck. Who would be who?
>>83944708
it's too kawaii
>>83944699
It's only cute because Vriska is a sexual predator and John makes excellent prey for those types of girls.
>periods
>hymens
>pee
>birthing
why are vaginas so icky
ewww
>>83944697
I'd rather would have had davejade vs rosejade threads than davekat getting trounced by davejade threads
>>83944749
you dont pee out of the vaginal opening, silly!
urethra!
>>83944749
Fun fact: you can blow bubbles with a placenta just like bubble gum
>>83944747
it had so much potential
reeeeeee
>>83944775
who???? discovered???? this?????
>>83944748
John is just great at getting femdom'd
>>83944796
tom cruise?
>>83944764
seconded
>>83944697
Does that end in Dave/Jade or Dave/Roseor both?
Please say both.
There, are you JohnRose fans happy?
>>83944818
It ends with Dave locked in a trunk while a sunglasses wearing, headbandless Rose makes her moves on his wife
So both
>>83944827
no
I still hate myself
good to see johnrose is loved tho
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