Pick one and only one.
Should have made a poll or some shit.
>>83934186
Cheryl
>>83934186
Betty's akind,down-to-earth girl who is also blonde.Cheryl Blossom
>>83934186
The rich one
I don't care if she loves me or not just give me the fucking money
Sabrina.
>>83934363
Jason please go.
They are pratically interchangable so it really depends on what social caste you wish to end up in
>>83934402
OP here. This to be honest.
The one true answer is Midge. But since I have to choose between junk and garbage I choose Betty.
>not picking Ronnie
Betty is fucking insane you guys.
Veronica because legs
>Watching that one scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman asks John Travolta to pick between Betty and Veronica
>mfw he picks thewronggirl
>>83935300
As if Betty doesn't have legs.
>>83935972
>Betty is the green arrow
More legs.
Betty.
>>83934344
why didn't YOU do it mr. dubs man? you got first reply and wasted it.
Needs more Veronica love in here
All Betty-posting aside, I think Veronica is objectively more attractive but she'll turn turn on you with little to no warning. So I'd hang with Betty.
>>83936333
Trips demands it.
So is Neon Genesis Evangelion essentially Archie with Mechs?
>>83936648
Speaking of anime
>>83936779
Not sure but I suspect this is a very early Dan DeCarlo story. It's from 1953 at any rate.
>>83934186
I would tongue punch both their fart boxes
>>83935300
>always preferred stockings to panty hose
Good taste, Ronnie
>>83934186
Betty and Veronica made me realize long ago that bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Archie is never happy around either of them. He should just accept that they're both skank users, fuck them, dump them, and get with Jughead because that's who makes him happy.
>>83936935
Charming.
>>83937025
He'll never love you as much as burgers.
>>83937025
Jughead only loves two things; himself and hamburgers. There is no room in his heart for anything else.
>>83937054
>right-click save as 'I recognize that bulge'
That's going to come in handy some day, I'm sure of it. Thanks, anon.
BettyxVeronica
so what are the chances of Betty and Veronica making out or having a threesome with Archie in this new sex filled CW Riverdale show?
>>83934186
Veronica. Betty's just another average slut.
>>83937025
>get with jughead
You know you don't have to "get with" friends. Not everything is about lust
>>83937358
Almost guaranteed.
Betty is best girl, because while Veronica has better looks, she's a bitch who cheats on Archie every chance she gets.
But really, they can both be crazy, and Archie is a wreck because he can't help but want to stick his dick in any girl he sees, and for some reason girls in Riverdale love ginger guys.
Jughead was the real hero of the comics. He was happy, smart, had his life figured out, a loving family, a dog who's basically a perfect best friend and time traveled with Archie's hot descendant for a while.
>>83936663
Thank god Erica Henderson is off Jughead. It's just a shame we had to lose Chip Zdarsky, too.
I need close up pictures of Betty's ponytail, can you help me, /co/?
>>83938226
>Veronica has better looks
What are you talking about? Betty looks exactly like Veronica, except she has blondes hair. They even sound so alike that Veronica's mother can't tell them apart.
Haven't read Archie since I used to read my Dad's old Archie comics and Archie v Predator. Are the new ones any good?
>>83939124
They're fine. It was a stupid idea to make them when the Archie company is pretty much broke, but they are good.
They become better when you don't care about any of the new characters, though, because they're all pretty much bullshit. If they have dyed hair then they don't really matter much is a good rule for the comics.
Of course it's Veronica.
>>83939300
Any recommendations
>>83939425
Go for the mainline Archie series, #1-6, and see if you like them. If you do, look up what else they're making and try them out.
>>83939124
The Archie Horror comics (Afterlife With Archie and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) are really good.
Betty
Veronica's rich and has the better body, but that trash personality isn't worth it. Betty's smart and nice.
>>83939814
Veronica is pretty down to earth.
>Archella
ugh
>>83934186
I don't like blondes, Ronnie all the way.
>>83940206
Oh sure, it's easy to talk about blowing up your house to kill an alien when Daddy can just buy you a new one.:^)
>>83940448
>being rich is a bad thing
>>83936779
>>83939124
Yes and kinda
>>83934186
The one in shorts in the background, she looks way better that the two sluts on the front.
>>83934186
I've been reading Archie comics for 40 years.
Betty.
Betty is beautiful, sweet and loving and devoted. Sure, in some stories she's a bit nuts, but that's really her only negative.
Veronica? Sure she's beautiful and rich. That's it. She's thoughtless, manipulative and cruel. A complete cunt. Smoking hot and rich as hell, yeah. But not worth the baggage.
Team Betty.
>>83943302
Veronica cares about her friends and isn't defined by her money, considering she goes to public school
I prefer Veronica. Glad Archie is dating her in the comic. Wonder how long till they break up.
>>83937096
>>83934186
Betty
Only betas and cucks could possibly be happy with veronica
>>83944284
a while. Sabrina x Jughead OTP
https://youtu.be/gHYte7F_22w
>>83944284
maybe not always but she has been for some time
>>83944409
Huh, well if she looks this cute, >>83936663 I'm pretty damn jealous of Jughead.
>>83936858
>>83936883
>>83936904
>>83936923
>>83936951
>>83936978
So was Jughead Archie's imaginary friend in the '50s, or what? He spends this whole story in the back talking to himself and no one even makes eye contact with him.
>>83944336
>ANIME'S'R'US
>>83944529
It's possessive.
We R Anime's
Anime's....R US
>>83934186
How is this even a question?
>>83944284
Since 1962.
http://archiecomics.com/characters/sabrina-spellman/
>>83937358
>>83938143
reminder that all """"""straight"""""" women are closet bisexuals.
>>83944573
Huh. Neat. Wonder if they'll make another Sabrina show if the Archie one goes well. The CW'll have the Arrowverse and the Archieverse.
>>83944573
>The only Sabrina tpbs they have are the ones with the shitty manga art style
fuck me. At least there's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina currently coming out.
Ethel.
Maybe Midge.
>>83944409
Sabrina has always been printed by Archie. All the Archie books cross over, even though they have a really loose continuity. Jughead is also the only one of the group who knows Sabrina is a Witch.
>>83934186
Veronica is perfection
>>83944733
Damn, this looks hardcore.
>>83944733
Oh man, is that Afterlife? I've got issues 4+ and am trying to get the first three issues so I can start reading it. This panel got me excited and restless, you fuck.
>>83944500
Jughead's original role in the comics was as the man-hating misogynist who's always trying to get Archie to ditch the girls and play ball. Yeah, in a lot of the old stories he acts as sort of the greek chorus and just makes snide comments about the girls\situations.
>>83944733
>That crown
Huh, so that comic about how shittily drawn Jughead's crown always is wasn't lying.
The correct answer
>>83945028
I always preferred Pepper to Valerie.
Fun Fact, she was removed from the comic when it became Josie and the Pussycats for being too dyke-ish despite having a boyfriend.
>>83945111
Melody is best girl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3NEyaybyyA
>>83936858
Goddamn. That is a practically weaponized bustline there, ladies.
>>83940536
>Old Taco
My sides!
>>83945166
Cheryl Ladd.
>>83945462
Melody! You'd be surprised how many times she winds up with her legs in the air!
>>83945561
And she's always a fun boing!
>>83936053
FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKA
>>83936540
Someone should shopping that with the Mooninites
>>83936648
>So is Neon Genesis Evangelion essentially Archie with Mechs?
No, Archie is good
>>83936663
What is she actually showing up in issue 9?
Hell where is issue 9? Issue 8 was May 11
>>83944593
Plot summary looks like it could go into mellowdrama.
Though for all we know it could turn out miraculous with the death being some elaborate ruse, Jugghead and Archie having some really stupid fight, and magic being real.
>>83943302
>I've been reading Archie comics for 40 years.
Me too, but I was shipping the two of them when I was 12 before that was even a term.
>>83944284
>Sabrina is in the Archie universe?
Riverdale is in Massachusetts. So is Salem.
>>83934186
>now-financially secure Archie pulling a Marvel with fucktons of those variants
I dunno, I liked the idea that Betty was fun to do stuff with, but they've gone really far with that to the point that she'd kick your ass at everything you do that's competitive, or go easy on you to spare your ego. Veronica isn't super appealing outside of the money and body, but her expensive tastes and lack of exclusivity means that you'd have to shell out money to keep her around.
So... Midge.
>>83945929
and then Moose kills you
>>83945028
Josie is far too devoted to Alan M to be interesting in anyone else.
>>83945793
>Issue 8 was May 11
Issue 7 came out last week...
>>83945784
Get in the goddamn robot, Archie.
>>83946654
Choose a goddamn pussy Archie
>>83946056
No it came out a month ago
>>83944336
>Tototo
>>83945166
>>83945561
Nobody can resist to Melody
>>83948510
That's Archie, not Jughead.
>>83943302
>She's thoughtless, manipulative and cruel. A complete cunt. Smoking hot and rich as hell
What is not to like. I want to suffer under her heel
>>83935972
>You abandoned your family, and Hoshido! Now pay, for your betrayal!
>>83934186
Betty; Ronnie's too high-maintenance.
And Cheryl Blossom is a cunt.
>>83934402
>Sabrina.
I love her, but, a girl who could turn you into a worm if she gets pissed at you?* Nope.
*Unless that's your fetish; mine is having sex with blondes who can't turn me into anything.
>>83945561
>You'd be surprised how many times she winds up with her legs in the air!
No I wouldn't.
>>83934186
They're both a best.
But I prefer Ronnie
>>83934186
ewwww
horrible
But bet on Betty for best waifu
Having to choose one of those dumb sluts...
>>83945111
I though it was because they wanted to make her a protester/activist and the suits shot her down.
Betty
>>83949065
You're very lucky you added that asterisk, I was about to reign down some hell
>>83938226
Ummmmmmmm when did Jughead get so hot? Would.
Jughead.
>sabrina > Female Jughead > Midge > Cheryl > Ethel > Betty > veronica
>>83952060
>Female Jughead
>>83937096
that's false.
Jug's a buddy. He just have no romantic nerve whatsoever... except for Archie's granddaughter.
>>83934186
So what are these Archie comics about?
Are they slice of life?
>>83952424
Basically Yes.
Is Archie's stand 「Love Me Two Times」?
>>83936741
Why did the girls switch which side of Veronica they were standing between panels 5 and 6?
>>83934186
Betty
>>83934186
veronica
>>83952424
It's basically the first big Slice of Life comic. Since the 1940s, the premise hasn't changed, but the characters get updated with the times, and it mostly works.
They were going bad a few years ago but things seem to be better now, financially and creatively.
>>83946023
So... Valerie.
Brainy, endearingly snarky cynic who nevertheless accepts humans are human.
Musician and generally smart about important stuff.
Not very egotistical, though—in fact, she's sick of all the egotists around her, usually.
Delicious brown.
Why is there any question?
>>83939124
Isn't it kind of weird having your dad's Archie comics? You know he fapped to them, it's an inevitability.
>>83934186
Betty
>>83958463
Well now it's weird
>reading new Archive
>hash tags
>everyone has dyed hair
>@archiecomics
It's enjoyable but God I cringed
>>83959651
I think they're working out the kinks, at least, so that's cool.
I noticed most of the dyed hair, hashtag spewers didn't get much panel time outside of the first arc. Since Veronica got introduced, it's focused more on the main cast, and even that one new kid (Sayid?) seems like a normal person.
I'm glad it didn't stay in the "pander to the exaggeration of teenage culture" pit so many comics are in these days.
>>83936476
Getting a Jules Feiffer vibe from this page.
>>83959797
I like how it is focusing more on the main cast but the #lipstickincident was hello my fellow children tier. It's me getting autistic over a small thing
>>83944284
>Sabrina is in the Archie universe? Has this always been a thing?
Well, yeah. She didn't cross-over with the Archie gang until "Archie's TV Laugh-Out" which was a tie-in with the Archie and Sabrina cartoons churned out by Filmation.
>>83945111
>>83950593
I'm almost certain it's both those reasons why Pepper got the axe.
They also got rid of Sock a couple of issues later because without Pepper around there was no point in having him take up space.
>>83959931
Yeah, it is kind of a weak premise.
>Archie and Betty like each other because they're friends more than dates
>The Bitch Group convinces Betty to completely change herself for a date without giving any warning to Archie
>Betty not only thinks this is a good idea, but gets so mad at Archie that he doesn't like it that she breaks up with him after slashing lipstick on him
It's no wonder he went for Veronica after all of that, something as simple as "do as I say and I'm happy" must be a relief for Archie.
>>83952424
Yeah. Longest running humor-driven comic book series after 75 years.*
*Disney and Looney Tunes comics don't count because those were based upon pre-existing IPs
>>83960067
Yeah, but it was portrayed as a mess from both parts so it works.
Betty's sweet, but also a psycho stalker who'll stop at nothing to make you her property, not even attempted murder
Veronica's rich, but also a colossal bitch who'll cuck you with someone of a higher social caste the first chance she gets
All in all, I'd rather go with the soda
>>83960199
iirc Betty's the one that would cheat on Archie. Veronica will date you if she finds you interesting
>>83960293
>Betty's the one that would cheat on Archie
>implying Betty would cheat on Archie
>Betty, the one who fucking obsesses over Archie
>Literally has pictures of him in her room 24/7
>Even when Archie was going out with Veronica, and Betty had Jason Blossom AND Adam chasing after her, she only considered them shit substitutes
What the fuck world are you living in?
>>83960867
To be fair to that anon ,the closest thing Archie has to a true rival for Betty's affections is Jughead. They used to surprisingly have a good amount of chemistry.
>>83960082
>Disney and Looney Tunes comics don't count because those were based upon pre-existing IPs
Actually, continuous Looney Tunes comics started only in 1941, so they're no older than Archie.
Before 1941, the only Warner character with his own comic was Bosko, and it didn't catch on.
>>83961329
Thanks for the correction
For some reason I had it in my mind that Looney Tunes comics started in 1939 or earlier...
arr rook same
>>83961481that's the joke
>>83961329
>Bosko
I started reading the Archie horror comics and holy shit. I'm not complaining but how'd these get made, they seem so off genre
>>83961900
Companies who are in danger of failing will do some crazy shit just to see if it works.
I think Afterlife and the reboot actually did save them financially. I found an article about the new CEO of Archie, John Goldwater, talking good shit about how he sees the brand going forward.
>Goldwater held a meeting and told the assembled creators that the new mandate at Archie would be to be "fearless" in presenting ideas. "We're making comic books, for goodness' sake—let's enjoy ourselves."
>>83959977
At the same time, Josie used to be a distinct little universe of it's own, too.
Same with That Wilkins Boy.
Does anyone remember an animated movie based on Jughead that aired on Toonami in the 2000's? I've been trying to find it but I can't find the title, anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>83963204
Shame being financially desperate makes people do new and interesting things but it's worth it. Any news on Josie joining the Archie reboot
>>83964360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T0qUCQ0Gx8
>>83964360
>Toonami
I remember it airing on Nickelodeon...
Are the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina canon in the reboot? Josie's in the 60s and Betty and Veronica too apparently
>>83965190
They also had a short lived show on there
>>83964474
Thanks anon
>>83963204
Don't they also own Sonic
>>83964474
Josie's coming in September
Josie is back in September.
>>83934186
They are both idiots for fighting over an ugly ginger.
>>83965208
That's just a standard background gag.
>>83934186
>Those thighs on Betty
What is it about the little flex and indent in her left leg that drives me insane?
>>83960199
On that note... does anyone have the comic where Archie points out that Jughead has a crush on Betty? It's practically the whole issue that Jughead denies he has any strong feelings for Bets - Archie harps on it for it and keeps laughing at Jughead while pointing out Betty's good points and Jughead keep shoving him off.
It ends with Betty and Archie teaming up on Jughead and Betty going about saying that she know Jughead has a crush on her but didn't want to encourage him and Jugs storming off down the street while Archie and Betty laugh.
>>83948521
Except Archie. Archie has an immunity to her - he thinks she's just a friendly girl.
Shocking, innit.
>>83936476
>1000 hours in ms paint
>>83965629
Who's on art duties? Cause as much as I've hated the reboot, the cover art keeps making me want to come back to it and suck up the shitty writing
>>83966150
Audrey Mok, same artist who drew the cover I believe. The reboot is a bit rocky toward the start but it's starting pick up
more B&V pinups or Dan DeCarlo girls would be appreciated
Threadly reminder that Archie Comics brass screwed Dan DeCarlo over so hard that he DIED only a week after his court case went down the toiletalso I heard they keep Dan's frozen head in the company meat locker
>>83967006
>implying they can afford a meat locker
We've all seen their offices
>>83966670
>>83967054
no fucking way
>>83966670
Dan, but not Archie.
>>83967508
Harry Lucey a best.
Sucks that he developed a graphite allergy later in his career.
>>83967578
>could be Archie ISN'T wrong?!?
>could be
I thought Bill Yoshida never made misteaks.
>>83967606
>Gee, Id like to Betty
>Id
Almost as bad as Charlton. Almost.
>>83967710
I'm not seeing the problem.
>>83967760
I miss the days when Big Ethel was the ugliest girl in Riverdale.
>>83967788
Who is now?
>>83967789
>Betty is pure
>>83967508
Archie dreams of beating women.
>>83967789
>Veronica's hair and outfit.
Dang that art was good. Wish I never threw out all my old digests.
>>83969630
Wouldn't those be worth something
these pin-ups drive primal desires in me
>>83970447
You and every red-blooded pre-teenager in the early sixties
>>83969994
I hope not, also they weren't that old
(90s).
>>83969994
Probably not. Digests are almost always completely reprints.
It's the floppies that'd be worth something. The, and trades like the Americana series.
>>83945028
Beat me too it
>>83971460
Real question is who's the best of the three
>>83972139
>Comics
Melody > Josie > Val
>Movie
Val = Josie > Melody
>>83972180
>no Pepper
I've lost all respect for u, anon
>>83934186
betty.
i mean she has jughead wanting her. if she can get him to look then you know she's got sizzle.
>>83967533
Kek
>>83934942
What the fuck is wrong with her body?
>>83972773
She's a witch
>>83943614
I thought her dad forced her to. Living amongst trash builds fortitude and all that.
>>83936476
When will Betty and Ronnie realize they have a massive lesbian tsundere thing for each other and finally hook up?
>>83945028
Melody best Pussycat.
And arguably hottest Archieverse grill.
>>83973161
never ever
I just want one alt universe where they realize that they want each other just as much as they want archie and hook up
>>83937358
makeouts are already confirmed
>>83951893
When Erica Henderson quit drawing Jughead.
>>83944584
Women are only with men cuz they feel like they have to be and have self worth tied to it desu, they'd be much happier settling down with each other.
>>83937025
But Archie is the real skank, he's sleeping with like 3 different women at the same time, even though he knows it upsets them
where's Josie?
>>83934186
best variant
>>83976521
>best answers win prizes!
They actually wanted people to send in suggestions?
Get naked!
>>83976672
>NEC is my LCS
>>83969630
I love Veronica's short haired days.
>>83970447
The desire to draw?
>>83972139
Pepper>Josie>Valerie>Melody
I know Mel is objectively the hottest but just imagine having to beat off all those other guys.
>>83967760
>not taking the dollar and using it at another other kissing booth
What are they even DOING?
>Dolly got on a trolley, by golly; Gus got on a bus, no fuss
What did they mean by this?
>>83977575
The only proper line up
>>83938226
>she's a bitch who cheats on Archie every chance she gets.
Archie isn't exactly boyfriend material. He cheats both regularly. It just serves right to all of them.
>>83978993
it's a sado-masochistic cycle of cuckoldry
Betty is the only acceptable answer
>>83979087
>Burgers are the only acceptable answer
ftfy
>>83944374
>Jughead's voice
Dear god.
>>83979299
Yeah, the Filmation voices were all kinds of fucked up.
Betty's was the only one that felt natural.
>>83979279
I like the way you think, friend.
>>83979299
It's like the worst Popeye impression in the world kek
I really enjoy reading old Archie comics. They're like time capsules of youth culture from the 50s.
Here's the guy who voiced Archie in the Filmation cartoons.
He was pushing 50 when he got the job and was pushing 90 when he died.
>>83948521
I always thought the way Melody's speech bubbles had music notes and implied musicality was cute. I wonder how that was supposed to sound, though.
>>83980848
I thought it was a singsong voice
>>83948521
Ireland
