Apparently another Ultimate Universe character jumped to the 616 or did Bendis forget we know Bombshell is in the 616?
Also
http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/146075741517/hey-ive-just-reread-spider-men-and-i-was
Ultimate Jess
>>83861010
>did Bendis forget
Yes, the answer is always yes
Better question. Who's the gay with a solo?
>>83861208
This will never happen if for no other reason thanit would make me so happy
>>83861289
Squirrel Girl, that's why she's drawn like a tranny
>>83861289
>>83861260
Did Bendis forget to kill hitler and cure cancer? Did Benis stop Biff from getting the sports almanac? Did Bendis forget he was on 4chan? DId Bendis write the same story someone else did and make it way worse? Did Bendis wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like? Did Bendis forget to explain how King Crimson works? Did Bendis forget to give consent to a young little girl? Is Bendis a baby eater? Did Bendis exist, and torment us for years? Did Bendis forget he was supposed to land that plane? Am I alone? Did Bendis party like it was 9/11 on 9/11? Does Bendis have to wear a big diaper everywhere cause he can't hold his bowels and now has to walk around everyday with his fecal matter, urine, and semen constantly hugging his old hairy wrinkly balls and small penis? What came first, Cool Ranch or Ranch? Will I die alone with the thought of nobody remembering who I was as my only company on those final days?
Did the Jews cause 9/11?
>>Bring Bombshell over the 616
>>Bring her up twice in a minor way
>>Already seemed to forget about her.
She hasn't even shown up in costume in 616. It's like he went "I can't right Kamala and Goldballs now?! Score!" and just dropped her.
>>83861208
Better yet, just fuse both her and 616 Jess together.
Boom. Clone of Peter turned private detective, spending her time mentoring the younger spider heroes and also dealing with pregnancy.
watch how it is 1610 gwen and how she is going in lesbians with either gwenpool or spidergwen
>>83861010
That's just so he can pull any character from the Ultimate Universe out of his ass whenever he wants.
>>83861400
After Civil War 2, nobody's going to like Tony or Carol. Although I'd be down for that.
>>83862328
Nah, that would draw nothing but hate and rage from the audience Marvel's trying to court these days, because Ultimate Jess was a lesbian and trying to tell her fans that "Yeah, no, she doesn't exist. Here's your straight 'replacement' if you want to see more of her" would drive them into a frenzy.
OH GOD!
He's not bringing back Ultimate Norman Osborn AGAIN is he?!
Who the fuck is bombshell and how did she get to 616
>>83863063
Well, there's an easy solution for that. >>83861400
>>83861400
Could it finally happen? After all these years?
>>83861208
Bendis doesn't want to write her. He's had plenty of opportunities.
>>83863063
>because Ultimate Jess was a lesbian
I'm fairly sure she wanted to bang Johnny Storm
>>83861025
I think he said there was going to be a Spider-Men 2, even after 1610 ended right before Secret Wars started
>>83863092
How many times would that even be now? 4 or 5 times?
>>83863650
You should read all new Ultimates then
>>83863882
I'm not saying she didn't like ladies, but she's not a lesbian.
>>83863882
Why on Earth would you tell someone to do that?
>>83863912
Nope, Fiffe made her full on dyke
>>83863951
>Nope, Fiffe made her full on dyke
Did he somehow retcon that she was attracted to Johnny?
>>83863978
That would have implied Fiffe had touched a previous Ultimate book
I'm going to Storytime all new ultimates as part of the San Diego Comic-Con story time of pain Marathon
>>83863724
I would not be surprised if he
A) Breaks out of a jailcell
B) is shot in the head again
>>83864075
>who is the recent Ultimate Marvel storytimer
>>83863978
Her liking Johnny was because she was in the closet at the timeand because Parker is a homosexual for him.
>>83863162
Fowl mouth teen villain who robbed banks with her mom, was forced into foster care when arrested, became a hero when Miles and the gang gave her a chance. She makes things go boom. Most likely jumped to 616 because there is no 616 version of her (that is Lana Bombgardner or whatever her stupid last name is)
>>83864131
>she was in the closet
>that means she actually felt attraction towards men
I'm fairly sure that's not how it works
>>83864075
That's a new low anon
>>83864123
Who do you think you're talking to? I know I just did it, but more of us need to suffer. Plus I just did Hickman's ultimates again anyway. Maybe I'll do Humphries run as well, now that's complete garbage
>>83864131
>>83864156
I don't recall her ever being attracted to Johnny. He chased her around and pertered her til she kissed him once so he would leave her alone. Then they were never seen together again.
>>83861010
Would Kong count? Granted, it's the 616 version of him rather than Ultimate.
>>83863534
don't tease me
>>83861289
"But Carol, you're gay for Jessica!"
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>>83861010
p-please.
QUIZ: Which Ultimate Universe character, living or dead, would you like to bring over to 616?
I'd kind of love to turn Ultimate Magneto loose on 616. Ultimate Mags was a motherfucker of the first order. He kind of blows 616 Mags out of the water in terms of huge ambition and sheer assholery. It might be fun to turn him loose on a kinder, gentler universe.
>>83866991
>He kind of blows 616 Mags out of the water in terms of
...drowning people?
>>83864075
Did you ever add Trouble to that?
>>83866970
hes dead bro. his hammer lives on though
