Human Shrek is superior to ogre Shrek.
prove me wrong
he looks like Bolin
>>83832617
I don't see it.
I think you're ogre-exaggerating.
>>83832598
You're right
He has a better butt
>>83832598
>tfw human Shrek looks like my dad
I don't know how to feel about this
>>83832617
How does Shrek look like a chink?
That's not really the point of the story
>>83833075
Be glad he didn't eat when you were born
>>83833075
Get ogre it man.
>>83832598
>>83832617
For what it's worth, I think you're right, but I have that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.
>>83832598
Maybe, but ogre Fiona is superior to human Fiona.
>>83833075
>Tfw human Shrek looks exactly like my dad too
Brother?
>>83833075
>>83835895
You both have ugly fathers.
>>83832598
i cant, you right nigga
>>83835264
STEEERRRNNN!
>>83835448
Ever after Fiona>>>standard ogre Fiona>>>humie Fiona
>>83840071
Standard Ogre Fiona best
Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?
She was being rescued by a fucking ogre I dont think he would care
>>83833075
Is your dad Gordon Brown?
>>83840521
Embarrassment has more to do with how people feel about themselves, as opposed to how others perceive them.
>>83840521
because she was hot and then an ogre, even shrek was aware that ogres are ugly af
>>83832617
Well they do bothmake me lol
>>83832598
Fat Jimmy Carr.
>>83832598
he has no fat green ogre cock
>>83835264
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted wooorrrrrrmm.
>>83838693
HANGIN'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM!
>>83840521
because she wanted to be better than Shrek, she was a shitty person.
Then she learned the very important lesson of manlets being even worse than fat green monsters, and took love's true form.
>>83835230
>that disease that Brad Pitt has that keeps him from being able to recognize faces.
Wait, is that why he has chocolate rainbow kids, so he can tell them apart?
>>83840521
>Can someone tell me why Fiona was so embarssed to be seen as an ogre in the first movie?
Because she was a hot princess that turned into an onion, and only accepted her inner onion after Shrek realized there was nothing wrong in being an onion.
