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In Act 7, when the house juju slams to the ground behind Vriska, the square in John's quadrant is in the wrong corner. Is this deliberate and supposed to signify that the juju has morphed into a new iteration, or is it an art fuckup in the most hyped moment of the comic? If it's deliberate, Andrew Hussie had a perfect opportunity to show it more clearly when it turned white in the preceding cut, as seen here.
Discuss.
>>83811295
act 7 and collide are full of art errors
Reminder to rub one out before entering the thread.
C'mon Buckos it's just like showering before going into the pool.
>>83811354
DAD'S NOSE
>>83811354
I can't rub one out without a Homestuck grill's feet.....
>>83811354
>you will never spend all day in aradias embrace, making love when the mood hits, sweaty skin touching, her bodyheat burning against you as the sun starts to rise in the sky and you both fall asleep, still holding one another
>>83811322
What are some others? I know it looks like John has three fingers when he reaches for the doorknob.
Still working on art here! I guess I don't have the cutest shit but I'm all about creating a story and character personally.
Worked through one of my earlier art to really capture the moment of the scene; I think the color really helps with the mood of it since it should emulate a chase sequence.
This is the fantroll I've been working on the last few days, in the abandoned highblood hive he's squatting in with his murderous custodian.
>>83811295
Unintentional; they're not that meta.
>>83811447
I like this fantroll a lot, I really like the lusus interaction. Almost no fantrolls bother with making the lusus important outside of "this is where the horn refrance"
good work
>>83811447
desu i love this fan troll more than i like my own 6. this is a primo fan troll. 10/10 goat.
>>83811531
arctis does but nobody really wants to talk about her much outside of her slutty feet, but i'm cool with that.
>>83811531
>Almost no fantrolls bother with making the lusus important outside of "this is where the horn refrance"
To be fair, neither did Hussie
>>83811579
so if she steals other people's horns does she saw them off at the base and then drill holes to fit hers in like pegs or what
>>83811630
She threads a very thin black wire against it, then positions her hair to make the wire invisible.
>>83811531
The potential lusus influence in half the fun I think, given they are supposed to have a major influence on their chosen troll. Most of the canon trolls adhere to that policy if we see their lusus as well.
>>83811659
*into it, not against it
ANYWAY, doing Land Analyses - give me your classpect, personality, issues, and interests, and I'll give you a personalized land, with a quest, denizen, and consorts.
>>83811659
Is she like a crazy serial killer that goes around murdering trolls for their horns or is she more morally upright?
>>83811697
she's a crazy serial killer that murders people so that she can steal the love and attention of their lusii (as long as she has their blood to keep the scent correct)
also nice alabaster reference
>>83811690
"Oh, uh, hi.
Er, I've said this before on here but I've gotten a lot of classpects but on your test, I got Mage of Mind (gendered) and Thief of Mind (non-gendered.) I'm really neurotic and indecisive so I have a hard time describing myself. My personality seems to vary a lot but people have called me creative so.
I like political stuff, sci-fi, and over-analyzing things (mostly in the form of "systems").
I'm a self-loathing mess and I don't trust myself with anything. I'm also bipolar with anger and depression."
Thank Gosh, sorry for being impatient.
Aradia's feet.
>>83811727
That's... scary and horrible. Any reason she wants the lusi's attentions?
What's alabaster? The reference was unintentional but I'm glad it was nice.
>>83811531
>>83811579
Thank you! I'm working pretty hard on fleshing out his personality, history, and motivations (if any??? I think his real motivation every day is to not die)
Thought honestly the fan trolls that popped up in here did inspire me to make my own. You guys really got me creatively motivated!
I feel like working on another gif sequence, maybe the inevitable Scooby Doo Doors scene that I think someone referenced before.
ok fan forge thing up
john/roxy shirt take two
i have no idea how often they pick these things
http://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge/designs/Homestuck-Fan-Forge/list/id-42
>>83811690
Knight of Hope
I like vidya, comics, and I unironically relax by listening to vaporwave and now homestuck music.
I'm most terrified of reality being an illusion and I can't stand not being around other people even though I never have anything worthwhile to say. I prefer to listen more than talk and my favorite color is blue
hmu senpai
>>83811789
Well, when she was a grub and it came time to leave the caverns, she trailed a high blooded grub and murdered them just as they were about to be accepted by a Huskie lusus. The lusus didn't know at first because she smelled like highblood , since she was covered in the grub's blood, but once the smell went away it started getting angrier and angrier. She survived a couple of years with a lusus that basically ignored her, but then Huskiepop went berserk due to a strange conflux of circumstances caused by This Fucker trying to Pail his Railâ„¢, and she was forced to, at three sweeps, kill him in self defense. From then she just started to kill and replace people in order to leech off the highblood life that she got used to, but couldn't sustain since her lusus was dead.
>>83811798
What about Scooby Doo chasing him like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
HE HATH SPOKEN
>>83811910
I think I can manage that; it's just two run cycles looped as they stand in one place
>>83811928
I've memorized the url now.
>>83811789
Alabaster is a fanventure, somewhat parodying bad fantrolls. He's referring to Renart, a character that kills trolls and takes their horns for carving.
>>83811856
>http://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge/designs/Homestuck-Fan-Forge/list/id-42
I cant open. Says it doesnt exist
>>83811690
Prince of Blood.
Usually very agreeable, a good facilitator of discussion and a suggester of ideas. Have a tendency to put on somewhat of a mask as it makes dealing with people easier as I don't particularly care for others outside of family. Headstrong, critical, somewhat aggressive and opinionated, but open to relevant input if it will help me do better, usually very capable with little practice, can take negative opinions poorly but want to make others happy in general.
Materialistic, procrastinator, relatively selfish, stubborn, quick to pass blame off to others when frustrated, quick to intense anger when frustrated and can really single out how to make someone feel terrible when annoyed with them, oh and mild depression.
Cooking, vidya, movies, reading and being informed, learning new skills/better ways of doing existing skills, some interest in personal fashion.
>>83811856
Like, when I log in, I cant access your thingy. When Im out the page is available. So I cant rate it right now
>>83811442
in collide
bec noir has two arms at some point i believe
>>83808640
While we're on the topic of shirts, anyone know the answer to this? Come on, one of you must have experience with the retailer!
>fantrolls
>tripfags
>lewdposting
Oh god the cancer has returned
>>83811928
Is there any good dirkuu fanart from after the fact that caliborn was a cherub was revealed? (Besides the art in that video)
>>83811909
and by him i mean Huskiepop, not Phileq. Phileq is (unfortunately) still alive until his matesprit god-tiers, several sweeps later.
>>83812124
did it ever leave?
>>83812124
the cancer never left
OK, let's be honest, who here masturbated to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS2BCvOJr14
>>83812056
weird
that link works for me even when i sign out
>>83812098
fuck
i guess just go directly to the fan forge?
http://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge/designs/Homestuck-Fan-Forge
>>83812167
I voted, it should have won the original contest
>>83812124
At this point you are the cancer
>>83812165
i don't think i could masturbate to octopimp if someone paid me
>>83812167
>http://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge/designs/Homestuck-Fan-Forge
With me logged in, there are 24 itens in the fanforge. Yours is not one of them. With me out, that count increases, however. It's probably something related to my country/language. Maybe the system didn't update yours yet and only shows the oldest for now
How does one know if their fankid/troll is "good"
Back in 2011 Hussie said Homestuck was a warm up for his NEXT project
Do you think his next project will surpass Homestuck? Or has his spark faded?
>>83809401
Well i did it. I don't really like drawing lewds that much cause I'm not very good at it.
Does anyone have any critiques on what I should change?
>>83812225
If you put it next to the canon trolls, does it stand out like a sore thumb, or does it mesh with the canon aesthetic and feel? That will tell you.
>>83812247
yes and yes
>>83812253
What if I'm intentionally going for "this is not normal at all"
>>83812225
I suppose how interesting it is, does it add anything new to the fandom without standing out from the canon trolls too much. Or if it's supposed to stand out, does it do so for a good reason.
>>83812224
no their site is fucked
its literally just stupidly designed
i think if you check the little status thing in the upper left of the designs to see you've already rated/unrated might help
>>83812247
He's said that again much more recently. As recently as last year. I think he's just trying to hype it, as he knows that his viewerbase is at an all-time high. I don't think his next project will surpass Homestuck. The amount of planning and effort that goes into making a comic as elaborate and intertwined as Homestuck is staggering. I simply don't think he's old enough to have another plot brewing in his head of an even more epic magnitude.
>>83812225
you show them to the official fankid/troll rater
>>83812222
Why not?
>>83812283
Then make sure that you don't end up with a special snowflake and that there's a good reason your character stands out so much. A violet-blooded troll with three sets of horns to go with a crown motif is one thing, a troll with rainbow blood and the powers of the entire hemospectrum is another.
>>83812225
No fankids are ever good.
You should be able to tell your fantroll's personality just by looking at them. They should have something unique about their design, but make sure it doesn't stick out too much from the original trolls.
>>83812387
>No fankids are ever good.
That doesn't make any sense for a hard-and-fast rule.
>>83812165
>>83812222
>>83812324
OK, let's be honest, who here masturbated to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
A fankid that's closer to Rose and Dave than John and Jade has to have blonde hair, because that's how genetics work, right? It's not working for my character design. Maybe I'll have him dye his hair.
>>83812126
freakyhumanshit on tumblr does some good stuff, including some porn
But it's tragically rare. Apparently only /co/ likes the cherubs the way they are.
>>83812308
Now the number of itens in the fanforge decreased even more. Some of the previous ones that were there were replaced by newer ones.
This time I also can't interact in any way to the itens, or else the page will go to one of ''no results for your search''.
Guess it's really the site. Gonna try again tomorrow.
>>83812120
Also the sale ends in an hour right?
![act_1_55_by_ravesoldier17-d7h9ife[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AetOH5o.png "act 1 55 by ravesoldier17-d7h9ife[1]")
>>83812387
naughticalVixen from Wrath of Gods is quite gud in my opinion though
>>83812625
>Yo Yo Ma
kek
>>83812625
Where does the idea that names don't have to be GCAT come from? LE is in every universe, so doesn't that mean that every session has a GCAT DNA code?
>>83812738
Because it doesn't matter, of all the aspects of a fan character you could nitpick, this is the least significant.
remember her melodrama fetch modus?
>>83811856
How does earning monies through the fan forge work?
>>83812738
thought he's in every universe except where he's not
>>83811856
>>83811856
ok yeah
when you log in you have to change the status icon to in the upper left to 'All'
that fixes it
good job wlf
>>83812777
>this is the least significant
Well that's just an opinion. My opinion is different and I think it's pretty significant.
"madoka" is a valid troll name
Fuck everything about drawing bismuth. Holy shit it's awkward. This took forever.
But hey, Land of Bismuth and Fractals.
All the sand is just more, progressively smaller bismuth shapes, as per the fractal nature of the land. Also imagine all of them shifting and changing continually, breaking through the surface and sinking below just as quickly.
>>83812738
I dunno. Wrath of Gods was one of those post-sburb fics. Like most, had its ups and downs, but I would prefer it over Nightfall or DDoTA.
The problem is that when MSPA went down, so did most of it, over half of it wasn't updated to MSPFA, so the author probably didnt have any backups
>>83811295
so this is the power of homestuck...
its pretty good...
>>83812857
oh shit did people make more?
>>83812825
It worked now. Thanks Angel.
Here, 5 stars right to your shirt. If I could impersonate you right now like I did to Loki (that's right, I was the first Loki impersonator) I wouldnt't
>>83812859
Looks fucking stellar anyway man, hope the anon who suggested it gets to see it, good stuff.
>>83812909
thank you anon
you are good people
>>83812859
i bet an edgelord lives here. nice job man.
If you were a Knight and your space player was a dude would you still ignite the forge after having a good frog hunt?
>>83812859
thats fuckin rad dude
>>83812859
outside of the glub lands this is one of the best ones ive seen in a long time. Nice work dude!
>>83813028
High praise, coming from you. Thanks!
>>83813012
yes? a significant portion of /hst/ is into dudes by virtue of being female/gay/bi/just really loving one character/in denial
you've gotta get that tadpole into the volcano somehow, anon
>>83811928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9qyHqRA_q8
DOVEKOT
>>83813057
I could probably do fancier, but I'm trying to at least partially match the comic style, so pencil tool everywhere and as little transparency and mixing as possible, flat colours, that sort of thing. Not really possible to do the bismuth like that though.
>>83812859
Are you Glub? Or another anon doing the good work?
>>83813133
yeah. Keeping the style similar to the comic always makes them look much nicer.
>>83813133
I have mine as my wallpaper I love it so much. Keep the content coming Anon.
I have a bunch of fanlands from 2011.
>>83813184
Nah, I'm the guy who made the classpect test web page, and is working on a visual land generator. I've been doing a fair few land pics over the last several days.
Like the one here >>83813226
Or this one attached.
>>83813260
how's progress on the land generator?
>>83813260
>>83813278
Yeah are you gonna put CPA out of business?
>>83813260
holy shit I havent seen any of these. Do you have any more? I'm the dude with a nutso huge land art folder. always looking for high quality stuff like these lands to add
>>83813260
How does your land generator work? It seems intriguing. Does it take the first word, find images related to it, posterize one of them and use it as a background, and then take the second word, find images related to that, and scatter them around the area? It seems like a massive undertaking but I'd love to see the end result.
WHERE THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF IS MY VRISKY BUSINESS
>>83813278
Been all programming'd out lately with work. Doing some drawing instead is a nice change of pace.
>>83813299
Who/what? Not familiar with that.
>>83813301
Yeah, this one, which was the land Classpectanon described for me, and one other, Webs and Frogs.
>>83813334
someone already posted the whole thing like yesterday
>>83813334
I just want the Erisol comic.
>>83813346
CPA=Classpectanon
>>83813334
It's honestly not that great, just some Vriska drama themed exposition.
>>83813373
posting the best romance pyramid
>>83813334
>"waaaaaah I hate Terezi"
>"waaaah spidermom is stupid"
>Equius doesn't say shit
>just brings her to his rape dungeon
There you go.
>>83813304
Bit more sophisticated than that.
Derivation of word meaning and context via a mirror of Princeton university's WordNet database and some fairly sophisticated computer vision routines to extract objects from backgrounds is what I have so far, but it's hooked up to a webgl context with three.js so I can generate and render geometry.
It can work out when you put in, say, "Temples and Chalk" that a temple is a type of structure and that chalk is a material suitable for making rocks and ground from.
>>83813404
Oh, right, no, I don't think I'll ever get to that level of specificity. That's not really something you can do with a dumb piece of software. Maybe in like 60 years if we have AI lol.
>>83813346
>>83813301
Aaaand the last one.
>>83813278
I thought you said you were doing Lands this thread?
>>83813299
Also I should say that Classpectanon is a treasure with an imagination like that. The generator won't cook up land *ideas* for you, just draw a set of land images from a prompt.
So bit of a different scope, no replacement intended.
>>83813468
Holy shit, that sounds cool. When do you think that the program will approach a prototype state?
MAIDS
rule
>>83813446
i just want to read some fuckin wwords that hussie actually wrote, is that so wrong?? it's not like there's been many of them this year
>>83813446
I wanna fuck that cloun troll
And that troll in the suit
>>83813572
Not a clue considering how much there still is to do. It's also being written as a twitter bot, where it responds to requests with the images attached, as well as spitting out a random land every 24 hours.
>my favorite characcter is Jane
What timezone is we love fine?
>>83813683
said nobody ever
I guess since I'm posting my fantrolls more often I should have a trip
This is Cunico Hocusp
>>83812317
Hussie didn't plan Homestuck for shit. He had some cool ideas and kept adding onto them and tying old ideas back in newer ways.
The plan for Homestuck has been constantly evolving since it began. Even while Act 7 was planned in the first half of Act 6, it's clear that even during Act 6 Act 6 Hussie was tweaking plans for the ending.
>>83813683
why this
playing medics pisses me the fuck off. I just want a team tolook after and lewdme but pockets are fucking idiots who can't fucking aim. I've wasted dozens of kritz ubers.
>>83813650
It's impossible to not read Steelcorridor's fan troll's lines in Azula's voice.
>>83813744
>Hussie didn't plan Homestuck for shit.
That's definitely wrong. He's talked about how much planning he did. Even if he didn't plan all the way to Act 7, that doesn't mean he didn't plan to Act 5.
>>83813718
Neat, whats his backstory?
>>83813683
>your man will protect you
I was playing Mercy yesterday and can confirm that this is untrue
>>83813481
Boo to you.
>>83811762
Land of Stimulants and Grenades
Your land is a hot mess, with great, towering plants sprouting sugarbombs that cake the land in crystal, and basically everything is caffeinated. Time here passes by incredibly swiftly for your consorts, the Houseflies, thanks to a curse by your denizen, Dionysus - generations pass in a day, and you will NEVER be able to complete a quest in the time it takes for the quest giver to live. However, tales of your efforts are spread throughout the generations, and you will receive your just rewards even if the original quest giver is gone. This existence is wearing out the Houseflies, however, slowly but surely, so you must eventually make strides towards confronting Dionysus.
>>83811900
Land of Steeplechases and Reverence
Your Land is a crisscrossing morass of roller-coaster tracks, with giant, traveling platforms that your Consorts, the Horses, live on, surrounding giant grey mountains. Long ago, the deeply religious Horses congregated for massive prayer circles, but now that the roller coasters have become hyperactive, none of the Horse Villages stick around long enough to complete a proper prayer circle. You must ride the rails and village-hop until you can find Gabriel, and either convince him to slow the villages down or murder him and do it yourself.
>>83813603
cloun troll is actually this rustblood >>83811579
here's a picture with both.
>>83812060
Land of Storms and Ichor
Your flooded land is surrounded by a constant thunderstorm, a massive, planet-sized series of ruins and jungles that are constantly sunken underwater by several yards of liquid. However, this is the natural way of things, for your Consorts, the Salamanders. What is unnatural is the second layer, a crusted-over hellhole of poisonous ichor that the Scorpions live in, has become cracked by Neptune, and slowly, while it is normally kept in perfect balance, it is now leaking into the waters, killing the Salamanders. Stop Neptune.
>>83813766
Nah needs an Egyptian-esque accent, it's rather forceful for ladies surprisingly, strong Rs.
>>83813811
Man, my land sounds like a miserable experience. ;(
>>83813783
He had plans, that's different from actively plotting.
He knew he wanted to have a Scratch and do the Alpha Kids, but what happened to lead up to that wildly changes with time, and how long he spent with them wildly changed.
Homestuck had great ideas, but Hussie didn't plot it out. He had some destinations he had to hit on his way from point A to point Z, and he didn't care about how many detours he hit along the way.
I'd Hussie can still come up with some good ideas (entirely possible) and go back to writing on his own without the influence of others (probably not) and actually commit to tying up his plot points (definitely not) he could probably top Homestuck.
>>83813881
Most are. That's your motivation anon.
>>83813969
Do I get a sexy housefly wife?
>>83813811
>Land of Storms and Ichor
Well damn, that sounds amazing. Though I'm a little confused with the whole crusted-over layer, is it just another area on the world or something else entirely?
Still, love the idea of bonding with salamanders and training them up to survive as long as possible, and hey if that doesn't work I can just be bros with the scorpions, win win for me. Cool stuff man, appreciated.
>>83814009
Reads like it's the ground which gets covered up by the rain.
>>83814009
it's two layers, like a shitty jawbreaker. there's a sunken ruin filled with ichor that's poisonous to native life (but not you), and that's crusted over at the top, and then the ruins + jungle flooded by the rainwater rests on top of that.
>>83814005
Maybe something more like this.
>>83814053
Ah okay I got ya, was trying to wrap my head around the ichor being above me somehow. But, given the rain being the source of the water it makes sense it'd seep downwards. Real cool stuff, hopefully one of the land drawing anons takes a fancy to it as it sounds rather visually impressive.
Would the scorpions do much at all? Or are they busy doing scorpion things.
How would you have fixed Jane and Jake hst?
>>83814193
They're doing scorpion things.
>>83814194
make them relevant/fuck
>>83814053
You're awesome!
>>83814217
>>83814194
Jane: Not brainwash her and drop her character arc halfway through
Jake: Unsalvageable
>>83814230
>>83814217
i was going to say thank you along with that image but i derped and forgot so thank you.
>>83814194
Jane: make her more like nanna
Jake: make aradia the one he started falling for instead of aranea, then jake canonically raids ara's tombs
>>83814139
Yo, where the white women at?
>>83814193
Well I don't intend to do another one tonight, since it's already gone 5am and Bismuth and Fractals took all of last night and tonight, but it does sound pretty fuckin' rad, so I'll take it down for tomorrow evening or something.
>>83813811
Loving the descriptions as always, man.
It's been two months, and I'm still angry about Davekat. What's the first thing I should do to get it off my mind?
Is this a dude or a chick cosplaying as a dude
>>83814349
consume copious amounts of davejade porn
>>83813804
He's a sort of black sheep of a group of total four juggalo trolls. Think of him as a chipper dude that was more or less enticed by the coolness factor of it all, but it sort of snowballed up and now he's having plenty of second thoughts and his company doesn't want him to go.
His interests are mostly innocent forays into amateur magic and old medieval jesters and fools. His hive is a massive gothic mansion inherited from his fore-bearers, riddled with a fuckton of capricious traps and dangerous corridors that it's treacherous for even him to map out or traverse.
A running theme for him is magnets and being swayed or pulled from what he really wants or what others think he wants. Of his current quadrants, only moirailigence is filled and it is an extremely tenuous one, with his zealot moirail constantly berating or harming him (he's the cause for Cunico to be seriously fucked up in that image). In a timeline where he enters a session, he'll eventually snap and lose it once he realizes he has the potential to be a god and carve out his own world, since his wants have been so supressed.
His hobbies are mainly just trying to find information on his ancestor (a jester in the Grand Highblood's court, who killed himself in an elaborate display in an attempt to humor GHB), practice his magic, and collect clown stuff.
>>83814349
Who did you ship Dave and Karkat with instead? Go find porn of those.
>>83814349
Play TF2 or Overwatch and go Memessador Spy/Genji
>>83814369
And consume copious amounts of DaveRose porn.
>>83814329
So Dave is PC Principal?
The only thing Hussie needs to do, in order to make something grander than homestuck, is to go back to being a useless NEET and sink every waking hour into his project
Also: no girlfriends or other IRL friends
>>83814366
Guessing chick based on the crotch area and the relatively unhairy legs
>>83814371
Show me them. Show me the whores.
>>83814194
Jane needed time for her issues to build up, happen and then to learn from her mistakes. What she got was poor build up, her issues coming to the forefront suddenly and then nothing. What should have happened is her caring attitude for others and her brushed over negative feelings should have been expanded on more through pesterlogs and possibly with her interactions with Dad, making her more similar to the Nanna we know in some capacity. Then when she snaps at Roxy she realises she has issues and talks to an older version of herself to see just what she should do, painful truths are dropped and lessons learned from someone much more experienced.
Jake just needed some autonomy, he was reacting to everything and everyone else. He needed to do his own thing and learn that that's where he does best, doing his own thing and coming to terms with the idea that he's not the most personable kind of guy and it's something he has to work on. So a story of losing self confidence trying to fit himself to accommodate others and learning that's not good for him. You could mirror it with Jane's issues which are similar, but doesn't have the same outcome as she values intimacy with family/friends more.
It'd make her reunion with Dad much more meaningful if they left on negative grounds and Roxy could have some additional development through helping Jane come to term with her issues, I mean they were supposed to be best friends.
>>83814435
Who volunteers to ruin Hussie's life?
>>83814333
God bless anon, no rush though. I can imagine after all those bismuth rainbows you're rather conked out.
>>83814366
Spanish Lesbian
>>83814521
Why are women who look like twinks so hot to me? Where do I find these kinds of women in real life?
>>83814550
I don't know but I'm looking too.
This shit keeps getting better
>>83814579
Oh boy, THAT part.
>>83814572
Are they mostly lesbians you think, or mostly straight girls who like yaoi?
>>83814446
>>83814521
Ok what about this one
Reminder this is CANON
>>83814626
Girl, facial structure plus eyes and lips read feminine to me
>>83814614
The only part of their sexuality I care about is if they're MEsexual
>>83814636
that flash was about caliborn you dip
>>83814666
that doesn't look like caliborn to me
>>83813811
>cloun troll is actually this rustblood
that must be really weird for businesstroll, getting hit-on by a series of similar-looking trolls each who are familiar with him but he's never met before.
Does businesstroll know that she's the same person each time?
>>83814626
Guy wouldn't wear a wig or have hair that on point.
Also the Jaw is rather gracile.
>>83814626
looks like a girl to me
>>83814657
Sexuality exceptions don't really exist. 99% of people won't swing the other way for someone and the 1% that will were actually bi people in denial.
>>83814680
Yes, the five that she's friends with know that she disguises herself and with who, but the populace at large has no idea.
But that is hilarious. It probably caught Büjorn off guard for a bit, and then he confronted her and she came clean about it.
>>83814675
yes because you edited it
put the best boy back in there
>>83814680
>That Rufioh/Porrim
Just fuck my shit up sempai
>>83814616
They MUST be JITTERING with excitement and SEXUAL tension over the UPCOMING battle with my MASSIVE boner also known as an ERECTION.
Pic related.
>>83814626
kojima what the fuck are you doing
>>83814680
oh god i never realized how much Horuss looks like Thom Yorke until now.
>>83814642
>>83814681
>>83814699
Fuck.
Th-this has to be a boy... right?
>>83814742
That one is possibly actually a boy
>>83814742
maybe?
>>83814680
The Horuss/Meulin swap is fucking me up man.
>>83814680
mitula, latuna, greaser!aranea, and tiny porrim are cute
the rest are terrible, but they are dancestors and therefore we can just ignore them
>>83814736
>calliope sneezes on her mentally impaired brother
>>83814758
AND IT'S THE HOTTEST ONE. FUCK.
>>83814680
>That Aranea
muh dick
>>83814680
i bet that fuchsia damara has a tight asian pussy
what i would do to destroy her in bed
my dick is so hard
>>83814742
I hope this one is a boy
>>83814793
Do you want these to be boys?
>>83814742
this one is a boy my gaydar knows all
Aradia or Damara
Which one should be filled with glorious noble indigo blue semen?
>>83814706
And that's totally fine. I don't care about the exceptions.
>>83814742
Sorry but I found the DA (LilliumKnight) and you're gonna be guiltyfapping if you only fap to girls
Now back to Homestuck.
What do Maids do? It seems that Aradia kinda was fixing herself back up again with Time, but I don't know enough about the other two to really be sure that Maids=Repair self with Aspect
>>83814822
NO.
>>83814845
both
by equius only
>>83814800
Aranea dressed up as Cronus is one of the hottest things I've ever seen.
>>83814857
why not?
>>83814849
maids create, my friend, active to sylph's passive invitation of creation
>>83814849
Jane was the other maid right?
She sure fixed up the life of her dead friends expect for her john & roxy
>>83814857
well it had to happen eventually given late night hst. if you're a girl, congrats. you're bi. if you're a gay guy, I'm not going to tell you anything about your orientation because you get shit on enough, but you should know that the possibility exists.
>>83814895
not rezzing roxy is unforgivable
why was everyone okay with that
>>83814849
maids!
>>83814891
I am heterosexual.
>>83814937
It was just a comedic misunderstanding for my penis.
>>83814892
So Kanaya cutting off Tavros's legs was to invite Equius to build him new legs?
>>83814959
MARRY/KILL/FUCK
IN THAT ORDER
>>83814975
marry jane fuck aradia kill porrim
don't want me alien STD's, and i have a mild chub fetish, so
>>83812859
THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME DUDE!!!!! Thank you!!!
>Also imagine all of them shifting and changing continually, breaking through the surface and sinking below just as quickly.
That's exactly what I envisioned. It's just like how I imagined it. Great job! I'm sorry that it took so much of your time and was so awkward to do, but I really appreciate it. I hope you didn't have any regrets. Would it be okay if I tried to add a little more detail to the sand to try to make the transition from ziggurat to sand more granular? It's really awesome just the way it is and I don't want to seem ungrateful but I'm just curious if I have your permission to try minor tweaks. I don't know what the protocol is and I really hope I don't sound like an asshole right now!
Seriously this is really great. Thank you so much!!!
>>83812945
Yea that's pretty accurate I am a fuckin' edgelord which is part of the reason I think I'm a Prince.
Ok what about this, is this a girl? i mean it could be either so if i fap to it it doesnt mean im gay or anything but just to be 100% sure this isnt a guy right?
>>83815002
That's a drawing, I think you're safe.
>>83814742
You're intentionally limiting your sensory input, or someone who is obfuscating their sex. This is like tying a car tire to your back, trying to climb a wall, and your opponent is pouring oil down the wal. of fucking course you're going to have trouble.
Don't feel bad for having trouble, but re-think why you're putting so much importance on a task that was made way more difficult than you'd encounter in real life.
>>83815002
Yeah that's fine bro.
>>83815002
yeah that's definitely a girl
look at those curves
look at those huge, firm tits
>>83814937
>tfw I like to make shitposts about attractive men here
>people that I assume are gay guys reply to them flirtatiously
>innocent gay guys are unknowingly flirting with a girl
the internet is a dangerous place
UPDATE
>>83815002
>>83815049
>>83815055
>>83815062
>>83815068
ALL OF THIS UNIRONIC SEXUALITY TALK IS MAKING ME VERY FLUSTERED. CAN WE PLEASE STOP?
>>83815071
how much effort did you put into that failure?
not even worth me attaching a reaction image.
>>83815097
I just said that Jake has huge, firm tits
I was very clearly being ironic
>>83815100
r00d
>>83815071
fuck you i thought that was lolaf and i got hyped for new and cool
>>83815097
don't worry about what is right; do what feels good. and what you'll feel good about afterwards. It's prettty simple.
>>83815122
Ikr, those tits are clearly medium sized
>>83815122
I'M STILL SCARED.
>>83815142
STOP.
>>83814999
Oh hey, and I was just about to go off to bed. Yeah, sure, go nuts, just don't claim you made the main pic I guess. I might have a go at fiddling with it myself tomorrow before starting on that other one, since you make a good point about the gradation.
No regrets, it just took a lot longer than I expected because of the complexity of the stuff and getting it to a place I was happy enough with to call done. Fun subject matter but awkward as heck.
>>83811447
>>83811798
>>83811980
I think that his lusus is rather jarringly large. His head alone is more than twice the size of the troll kid's body. That's way more disproportionate than the canon lusus. I think it'd be better if he weren't quite so large; then his eating habits would make more sense, and it wouldn't be as hard to fit into certain spaces.
>>83815175
You are awesome man thanks again so much! Really this has more or less made my summer!
/hst/ is making me want a gf
how do I find a g who wants to be my f
>>83815097
code red is pretty standard anon. if you can't take the unironic sexuality discussion maybe this is not the thread for you. you gotta have thicker skin on 4chan and sometimes that means sucking it the fuck up and listening to a tranny berate you for not wanting to listen to a girl who thinks she is attracting gay guys but is most likely just attracting bi people who replied to a post about being comfortable with orientation all because a person of ambiguous gender was attractive.
lel go back to tumblr
>>83811579
then maybe she shouldn't have such slutty fucking feet!
what powers would an ai have
super-advanced but purposefully limited to only a few degrees above human intelligence so it doesn't get bored of calculating infinity while waiting for people to talk
>>83815097
The harder you keep freaking out the more awkward it's getting for everyone else.
If this shit keeps up we'll all be sexually confused before the night's up.
Reminder that Jade is still a virgin thanks to John
>>83815236
And maybe you $hould FU¢K OFF!
>>83815167
what feels good and what you'll feel good about after can also mean: not doing anything now. Don't rush yourself. If you feel you gotta do something because you're obliged to, you aren't going to enjoy it.
it's cool. Take your time.
>>83815220
>a girl who thinks she is attracting gay guys but is most likely just attracting bi people
joke's on you I was a guy the whole time
>>83815272
that's not the spacetime ship I was expecting
.... I'll allow it.
>>83815258
You think Jade will cry when her cherry is popped
why did Equius make the whole caste system a big deal with him anyways? was an excuse to avoid vriska?
>>83815220
OK, sorry.
>>83815256
;(
>>83815277
I am not a homosexual.
>>83815220
>4chan telling someone to fuck off to tumblr for NOT wanting unironic gender discussion
>>83815258
Instead of homophobic John we should have wizard John who wants everyone to be a virgin
vriska sucks
>>83815328
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>83815328
>black lips
>>83815333
John has canonically REEEEEEEEEE'd in the comic so it fits
>>83815351
ironic shitposting is worse than unironic shitposting.
>>83815328
Tumblr doesn't have gender discussion. it has gender rules and if you don't follow them then you must want all trannies to die
>>83815333
That doesn't fit, johns wanted to get his dick wet for a while
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>83815260
>his symbol is an almost-complete circle broken by a small X
If he were in Homestuck proper, I'd be pretty sure that was symbolic of something.
>>83815385
Well so do wizards. But since they can't, they claim they don't want to anyway to dull the pain a little.
>>83815387
0/10 shitty hasubando whose prick is too small to ever satisfy anybody. matchsticks is far superior
>>83815387
DIE
DIE
HES OUR MAN
IF HE CANT DO IT NO ONE CAN
>>83815385
Maybe he wants to be the first to have sex?
>>83815419
>>83815424
diemind
>>83815402
it's a messed up cent sign. it's sort of symbolic for some sort of capitalist silly stuff.
>>83815387
reaper a shit
>>83815260
this guy seems like he and meenah would make a good pair
>>83815450
He has a palecrush on the Condesce since she's the ultimate symbol of luxury and power, so, yeah, probably.
>>83815317
I like the theory that it was due to his feelings of inadequacy, in that he was a indigo blood who should be a noble by their standards yet: he was a massive pervert, had a mutation and sweating issues, liked being subservient and didn't like killing or harming things if unnecessary despite the supposed natural aggression his blood caste should exhibit on others. So he focused on his position as a respected part of this cultural tradition and lived by its creeds almost as a self-defence mechanism, to avoid facing who he really was. Avoiding Vriska was just a bonus.
Shame it was never really covered in the comic, thought the idea of learning more about the hemospectrum and it's effects on the troll cast could have been interesting.
>>83815260
I APPROVE OF HIS QUIRK IN THEORY BUT IN PRACTICE I DON'T LIKE HOW THE CENT SIGN ISN'T ON A STANDARD KEYBOARD
>>83815442
It can symbolize more than one thing. Circular loops are a major motif in Homestuck, so a troll having a broken circle as his personal icon is something that should becapitalized on.
>>83815463
What was his mutation? That he was strong?
I just found a fanfic where Vriska mind-controls Kanaya with her farts. WTF.
Oi, still reading alabaster. Are these references to other fan adventures?
>>83815493
ho yeah
the bug one ruled
>>83815488
Yeah.
>>83815488
I think it was considered a mutation, given how uncontrollable it was.
>>83815309
Yes, and Dave will wrap his arms around her, pet her, and kiss her softly while thinking deep down that he's so bad in bed he makes people cry
>>83815513
>>83815519
Huh, I never saw it as something he could be culled for so I guess it's surprising to see it as a mutation.
>>83815489
Tell me more.
>>83815488
Were Horuss and Darkleer STRONG too? I honestly don't remember anymore.
>>83815493
the bug in the background was Kazerad's fanadventure "Nestbound". He was just farting around with "what if players played Sburb the way it was supposed to be played?" and it was fun for him. So he decided he wanted to do his own adventure elsewhere.
>>83815537
Uh, and then, well, they both have futa penises. She makes Kanaya undress and spanks her to make her fart. Then Kanay sticks her dick in Vriska and Vriska shoves her head up Kanaya's ass while she farts. Then they shower. The end.
What would each kid be like in bed?
>>83815550
I always loved this since the species seemed super fitting
>>83815525
To be fair he is
>>83815535
I don't think it was that negative a mutation, in terms of it getting him culled. It was likely a minor mutation that was beneficial enough that it was looked over, I mean imagine how absurd Equius would be as a soldier.
>>83815483
works for me
>>83815569
Do the farts smell or not?
I spent too long trying to get the Scooby Lusus run done; why is animating something scooby doo style so goddamn shitty?
>>83815493
The one with faces and robo-limbs was "Cordless." only 300 pages were done, but it was popular while it was going. Man that was a long time ago.
>>83815585
Yeah, they smell.
>>83815550
Oh yeah I remember these bug people
I remember this being pretty interesting
>>83815594
Now you have to animate the guy running away, right?
>>83815599
...smell like what? Lavender? Vanilla? Cinnamon?
>>83815594
LMFAO
>>83815219
If you're at the point where you're asking this collection of autismos for help, there's no hope for you.
>>83815572
Jade clings. She clings HARD
Rose snarks at first but is a total panting slut by the end
Dave talks and needs constant assurance
John just screams and screams and screams
>>83815625
http://midnasenslavedsissy.deviantart.com/art/Unsettling-Discoveries-Part-2-What-s-That-Smell-567383923 Here's the fic, you weirdo.
>>83815642
>skaia delays the reckoning and lets them do everything out of respect
>>83815655
purple x yellow
>>83815550
>>83815630
>>83815642
>>83815655
Holy shit these are amazing
>>83815550
>>83815598
Kazerad made more than one adventure? I'll check it up.
Cordless is already on the list.
Any clues on the flower pic?
>>83815653
Based
>>83815620
Yeah; I'll get to him tomorrow though. I have a wicked headache right now.
>>83815626
I'm glad someone likes it!
Tbh it bugs me more than it should. Scooby Doo is like two key poses and then someone smeared around scooby's legs with a paint brush; its awfulwhats worse is that i actually like scooby doo
>>83815701
Then maybe you should read Prequel
>>83815580
>Sir, a soldier keeps breaking equipment
>What! Who is this hooligan! I'll cull him myself!
>Private Zahhak Sir!
>Oh, what's his kill count this time sergeant?
>A Continent Sir.
>Very well, I'll let it slide this time.
>>83815646
why is rose so perfect?
>>83815071
But the black hole sucks air, not the opposite
Hey guys i found a high quality reimagining of jomestuck
>>83815716
Those 4 strips are literally all he made for Nestbound.
It was a colaborative project on the MSPAF that went no where. The only good we got was some concept art and those strips.
>>83815646
What is each kid like with creampies? Giving for the guys, receiving for the girls
>>83815766
ara
>>83815766
>No Jane
>Only troll is Karkat who is a girl
fund it
man prequel has such a rough start though, like I read a little bit of it, and it starts with the catgirl immediately getting blackout drunk and having casual sex, and I'm thinking it's gonna be one of THOSE stories you know
>>83815802
I had to come back to it several times before I was really invested, same thing with KSBD to be fair. We all have a process and I've found that small breaks at the start helps me in the long run as I find myself wanting to come back to it, makes me appreciate it more.
Is this the most heartwarming thing in Homestuck?
>>83815838
Incest is pretty damn cute
>>83815838
That or reunite
>>83815582
Hmm...
When you think about it, capitalistic ideals are also based on loops. A person gives money to other people in his society and gets something he wants in exchange, then those people give that money to other people for other things, and so on until the first person does something to earn the money back from society. The money doesn't do anything except change hands, but everyone in the loop gets something they want or need.
But capitalism in practice also has several "breaks" in the money circle. Money is power, and people with enough money can manipulate things to earn more and more money at the expense of those around them. Exploiting legal loopholes, buying out competitors' resources, minimizing costs at the expense of product quality...
>Terezi, Nepeta or dogtier Jade will never lick your feet despite your protests
i should kill myself now
>>83815838
I think you killed my father prepare to die is the most heartwarming thing in Homestuck, or rather, to do with Homestuck
>tfw eqius will never take you as hard as he could
>you'll never be broken by equius
it hurts
>>83815784
It doesn't matter what Jade is like, you WILL cum inside her, and her strong legs enforce that
John barely noticed and just continues to scream
Rose at this point is probably too far gone to give a real response but damn those lips grip like it doesn't want to let go
Dave freaks out and starts apologizing, unless it's with Jade in which case he learned long ago to shut up and do the only thing he's good for
>>83811295
I think the more important fact is that only one door appears on it when there are four immortal souls trapped inside.
I think in the same way Caliborn becomes a superstrong clown man because his soul got fused with Arquiusprite, whatever comes out of the sburb logo is a divine being made out of the kids' souls all fused into one.
>>83815878
its n0t as fun as it s0unds
>>83815547
Yes. Horuss also had freakish strength, but unlike Equius he was able to create a mechanical harness that kept it to manageable levels. That's one of the benefits of being a Page.
>>83815888
That's not heartwarming, that's sexy.
>>83815878
>Equius will never crack you open like a walnut upon first thrust
>Equius will never https://youtu.be/W0Co408pyEM
so what's Homestuck 2.0?
>>83815864
i mean i guess, i kind of just came up with it on a whim but you're now retroactively correct so
>>83815918
horrible garbage
>>83815547
Darkleer appeared to be normal, or perhaps just had control of his strength. Either way he was able to use a bow so it wasn't like Equius' situation at least.
>>83815918
dead on arrival
it wasn't even spoken of in the newspost
watch it never be mentioned again
>>83815902
>>83815937
equius was able to control his strength well enough to build robots, so I dunno why he had so much trouble with bows and glasses of milk
>>83815888
This moment wasn't funny, I hope anyone who likes it does so ironically
>>83815918
Hussie wants to make a cartoon but doesn't realize that Homestuck isn't nearly as popular as he believes it to be
ask a guy who has and never will read problem sleuth anything
could someone explain how its bandcamp started?
like when people started coming in and working together to make fanmusic?
>>83815954
The obvious answer is poor writing, but if we're stretching we could say he had special tools or some shit. Fuck it, the whole thing is stupid anyway.
>>83815985
how does it feel to be missing out?
Ask me about my fantrolls :0
>>83815971
I imagine most people were still reeling from the existence of Davepetasprite to feel anything but muted disdain.
>>83815985
have you considered reading problem sleuth?
>>83815971
It was so bad. It was like a gross-out gag from a children's cartoon, but like the kind only watched by actual kids and not also by /co/. And then there was this big pretentious rant under it.
>>83815991
>"GRRRRRRR everything is terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>83816001
rank them by dick size
>>83816001
who's #4
they're cute
Does anyone hate Rose now but still find her hot
>>83816038
I'd impregnate her.
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?
>>83816023
Who are you quoting?
>>83815971
if it hadn't been an entire multiple paragraphs i would have loved it
>>83815798
FemKat would have improved Homestuck by %100
There are never enough tiny angry waifus.
>>83816038
I'm happy that mindwipe has kept the utterly fucked Roses coming for sure
>>83816050
NERVOUS
INVESTOR
>>83816001
>>83816031
Seconded; who's the indigo number 4?
>>83816004
This.
>>83816021
I liked it. It was OK.
>>83816056
That's just Homestuck being Homestuck.
>>83816038
fuck yes
So what have you nerds been up to since Homestuck ended?
>>83816038
That has always been the case
>>83816050
Rose having ended the series vaginally welded to johns footlong dick would have been a much better ending
>>83816050
THREE YEARS + Hussie being a hack. We didn't even see the reunion conversations, so there's that.
Also Huss needed a token lesbo relationship and had to put Rose on it because nothing else fulfilled. At least John got with Roxy, which ended up to be the better lalonde.
>>83816090
because davepeta killed davesprite
>>83816090
jasprose didn't shit on davesprite
>>83816090
Davepeta wrecked Davesprite. Nobody cared about Jaspers and Jasprose didn't contain the "real" Rose.
>>83816090
Davepeta ruined Davesprite who was an actual character that hadn't died yet. Rose died in Game Over and became redundant with RetconRose, so her loss was already felt at that point.
>>83816100
Writing a Homestuck Tabletop. I have a barebones character creation, statline, skills and weapons set finished so I'll do some basic alchemy and contact some of my local playtest team.
>>83816090
Jasprose is worse as a person, but Davepeta is worse for character arcs. Rosesprite was just a nice way of saving alt-Rose from doom; she was content with what she was, so fusing with Jaspersprite didn't screw her out of any development like it did with Davesprite.
>>83816145
Doomed Dave was the husbando and the real Dave in our hearts
And he took him from us
>>83816122
I like JohnRose more than JohnRoxy because Roxy has always been a poorly handled character; a bit too Mary Sue-ish and poorly conceptualized for my tastes. Plus they have a better dynamic.
>>83816100
Fantrolls and classpects and lands, oh my
>>83816140
>Homestuck Tabletop
There have been hundreds and hundreds of posts on /tg/ trying and failing to make that work. It is a very, very difficult thing to pull off properly. I'm certainly interested in seeing your take on it, though.
>>83816169
Early John and Rose logs were exponentially better than anything John ever said to Roxy. JohnRoxy is cute enough and okay as a ship between two people who were kind of lacking other options at that point, but it can't match JohnRose's pre-Cascade bants and chemistry.
>>83816169
John and Rose had a better dynamic until the retcon butchered all the characters.
Also does anyone have that fic where john has a threesome with all the women in the new universe?
>>83815971
Some people apparently unironically like this garbage becausd they like davepeta of all things
>>83816228
John sandwiched between the Lalondes as they fight over his dick sounds nice
>>83816251
I liked it as a SBaHJ reference
I mean you don't have to like the characters involved to enjoy a shitty flash animation full of memes
>>83816219
>There have been hundreds and hundreds of posts on /tg/ trying and failing to make that work. It is a very, very difficult thing to pull off properly.
Being a Sburb player is pretty similar to playing Exalted as a Sidereal.
>>83816267
John alchemizing the lalondes to create the perfect waifu
>>83816050
Reposting an old anon:
>That scene was fucking dumb from the perspective of anyone with the slightest sense of good writing.
What's funny is this applies to so many scenes post-retcon
>John revives Vriska and thanks her for everything after saying he hated her and thought she was a dangerous psycho hours ago from his perspective
>She bullies Jake, no one says a single fucking word
>Ms Paint tends to a Jack she doesn't know
>Jade was useless and alone because that's a Space thing
>LE stands still in front of the weapon that he knows can defeat him
>What the fuck happens to the kids after they travel to the masterpiece
>
etc, etc, etc.
>>83816251
well davepeta's existence meant that davesprite got to solve all his emotional struggles with the wave of a magic wand, so I can see people liking that his psyche was able to reach a point of happiness by fusing with an autistic troll.
>>83816031
>>83816087
His name is Nyddeo Rautus, a spineless coward and kleptomaniac that constantly hoards whatever he can pilfer.
He constantly fantasizes about himself and joining the most notorious bands of thieves and bandits on Alternia and abroad, but his lack of a backbone prevents any of that so he just sits back in his massive vault of a hive and watches heist movies. He loves Troll Val Kilmer.
His lusus is a big mix of a ferret and raccoon who has its own 'half' of the hive - they constantly get in small fights for each of their stolen goods.
He's got a girlfriend that tries to bring him out of shell to varying success. She mostly just brings him along to highblood parties so he can steal shit.
>>83816219
This I know as a elegan/tg/entleman and I started the project because I wanted to give it a shot; do or die trying.
I want to take hints for this from what I saw as failures from other systems, and I started to see that they never seemed complete in their scale. Restrictions to die rolls made it seem like there wasn't the insane amount of leveling up, so I figured I would just have d6 dice pools to aid in both accessibility and power. Rolling lot's of dice is fun isn't it?
All the class abilities are going to work on strife and dice pool shenanigans, and all of the aspects have a stat that the classes manipulate in different ways.
I also have a goal to make it possible to make canon characters represented in the game mechanics and work from there, so you can have "All the luck" by taking a targets entire dice pool for example.
Also I think I have some good opportunities for collaborations with other fans who are looking for something to do with Homestuck now that it's done. This is my kind of swansong to it anyways, I just want to have a good ol' sBurbs session with my Friends.
Oh, and the Game master is called THE HUSS
>>83816293
I suppose there's some truth to that. Well, hopefully when you've got it to a playable state you'll post it here.
What does everyone think of Dirk?
>>83816351
I wasn't the guy making a game, I'm just a wandering anon.
>>83816028
5>3>2>4>1>6
>>83815918
Buzzwords given form
>>83816298
No see, he gets two Lalondes to impregnate
>>83816355
He's super neurotic and kind of a dick, but is guided by morals.He is me.
>>83816167
Doomed Dave/Davesprite died for our sins
>>83816347
Don't the omegaupdate forums have somekind of a system being developed? I faintly remember stumbling on somekind of a thread about it. Might have been a backup of something done in the mspa forums
>>83816351
I'm >>83816347 this Anon but I agree with >>83816293.
I definitely will give you buckos a shout though. It'd be funny if one of us made the most relevant post-act 7 content, but that's just a dream.
>>83816355
Bretty gud, least worst Alpha kid after Roxy
>>83816387
Woah, spooky. A real life Homestuck character!
>>83816370
>>83816347
look up God Tier RPG.
>>83816167
[S] Dave: Accelerate is where I really got hooked
Like, suddenly Dave was a badass and doing super cool shit
>>83816420
Is Jake the worst or is Jane?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006025
Did Hussie forget how alchemy works when he made the Recipe Modus? There's no way different recipes could have different costs for the same result. All the alchemiter does is create an object based off a punch card, the 'ingredients' don't actually have anything to do with it.
>>83816433
Yeah, it made it seem like they had started playing the game for real and we'd be seeing some cool shit go down
But after Descend it just sort of dragged on forever
>>83816355
Hated him in early Act 6 because he was a manipulative douche and the other alpha kids kept enabling his shitty behavior, liked him after he realized what a jerk he was being and got introspective about his flaws.
Also, hottest male human.
>>83816493
>Also, hottest male human.
That isn't Jake
>>83816444
Probably Jake
Jane had half a character arc but it got aborted
Jake was never anything but a tool to enable other characters' arcs
>>83816479
Why not?
>>83816432
God Tier RPG is an interesting character building system and has some really good ideas. But it doesn't address the many gameplay issues a Sburb game would have, foremost being the fact that the party is meant to be split for much of the game.
>>83816432
Yeah where am I supposed to find a link to the rules? Are they just all over the blog?
>>83816525
Because the holes line up the same way regardless of the ingredients used.
>>83816542
TRPG here, maybe I'll add a sanity stat where the players will have to RP with each other, like on their phones or on PnP. Making Chatlogs should keep people engaged when they're doing their own things
>>83816542
That is an important consideration for DMing a Sburb-based game - you need separate stories for each party member.
>>83816563
Do they? Are you sure different hole patterns cant make the same objects?
oh hey, there's a new bowman single
>>83816525
Because a card is just a card. All the alchemiter does is read the card and create the corresponding item. It doesn't combine anything. There is no recipe.
>>83816600
The whole patterns match up with the captcha code on the back of the object's card.
>>83816546
there's a pdf for it lying around somewhere on the blog.
>>83816542
i know, it's just the most complete attempt that i've seen so far.
>>83816100
Drawing fan art because for ~3 years I didn't draw any Homestuck stuff.Plus it's not like anyone else will draw my rarepairs
>>83816628
I know, but why cant an object have multiple captcha codes?
>>83816600
The hole patters correspond to the code
The code is 8 6-bit characters, for a total of 48 bits
Each hole represents a single bit in the code
Different hole patterns mean a different code and thus a different object
>>83816661
hell, they could just be slightly different variations on the same object
>>83816542
>>83816580
In my opinion, it's usually pretty miserable playing a 4 PC RPG where the PCs are split 4 ways. You could all enter the Medium at the same time like the alpha kids though.
WHY PART 2.
>>83816707
One of the big reasons why Sburb is one of the few concepts that works better as a videogame than a TRPG. Especially with how important the the whole IM chat thing is.
I mean, strip away everything else, even the basic concept of a group of players being dropped into an unknown world and chatting over IM while doing their quests and working towards meeting up eventually; that's an amazing way of handling multiplayer that I don't thank has ever really been done.
>>83816770
What is this from?
>>83816688
There's 2,821,109,907,456 things you can make with alchemy, so I guess that is enough to have slight variations.
>>83816799
Oh wait can you use symbols too or just letters and numbers? Has anything ever used symbols? Maybe there's a lot more possibilities.
>>83816786
The Wiki.
>>83816770
Reminder that Dave and Jade make the perfect couple and any other ships involving either of them pale in comparison
>>83816633
Ahh found it!
>Vim as the Strength Stat
>Not Mangrit
Okay
>Connections
alright I'm trying to do something like this with Aspect Congruence
>Battlegrid
Okay now you're just making things harder for yourself, and they're not even calling Combat Strife.
>No silly names
Where's the fun in this?
Well, it's good to see at least. Thanks for the rec CPA
>>83816770
I laugh, but on the inside I cri.
>>83816825
Valid captchalogue characters are:
a-z
A-Z
0-9
!
?
>>83816850
Yeah we know, even Hussie did, that's why they're together at the end
>>83816825
2^48 is the upper limit, right? Since that's all the room there is for hole punches. Each letter is 6 bits, which is enough for lowercase, uppercase, and 12 more for punctuation.
Post funny pages. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391
>>83816860
The paradox space comic about them playing dnd was gold, there should have been more of that
Now that i think of it, are there any fics like that?
>>83816881
Yea my math was super wrong. I didn't include capitalization or punctuation.
>>83816881
You forgot digits 0-9
The only other valid characters are ? and !
>>83816895
>liking any PS comic other than Mister Seven and Sumerteen Romance
traitoractually i like that one too
>>83816955
Summerteen was too blatant for me to really get into, Mr 7 was the best by a mile, I sincerely hope the felt/MC get more stories
>>83816799
I bet not one of them is apple juice or apples.
>>83817015
That's not very funny.
>>83817022
Jade can just grow apples though, she already did
oh my god
didn't Paradox Space have editors?
Rose is the last character to use a word incorrectly
you don't let this happen
"Tiny" Vriska
>>83817057
Without the context I can't really tell that it's wrong. Does the adjective version of droll not fit there?
What is a good blog for reading about specific classpects?
>>83817104
Droll- Curious or Unusual
>>83817104
"Droll" means amusing, which given the context is the opposite of what she meant.
>>83817104
she's using it to mean "dull" instead of "amusing"
http://www.paradoxspace.com/soul-fraying-games/1
>>83817049
You mean she pees in a cup and gives it to Dave, who is none the wiser
μVriska
>>83817057
nah. Paradox Space was a group of "starving artists" shitting out a boring/safe comic page to get their cut of the $100(!) per page they paid out.
No one wanted to make anything actually funny or memorable and risk someone not liking it.
Also they put up a fucking trigger warning on damara getting offscreen shoved off a cliff but didnt do anything for Cronus getting beheaded. Pretty funny stuff.
Lets not even mention the asspain behind one of the only good comics to come out of it, Summerteen Romance
>>83817143
>Anon your grubs are slowing down the hive network
>>83817097
I WANT TO RAPE """"TINY"""" VRISKA!!!
>>83817146
At least we got Mister Seven out of it
>>83817057
Rose is a pretentious idiot so I'm not surprised.
>>83817160
Me too!
>>83817166
if nothing else, she's well-read
>>83817136
I thought it might fit since it refers to a dry amusement
>>83817185
She probably just reads a lot of Wikipedia articles and Twilight books. She's a POSER.
>>83817190
>>83817185
She still makes the same grammar mistakes as Andrew Hussie
What is your opinion on Terezi "1 4M NOT 4 SLUT" Pyrope?
>>83817218
Except Hussie didn't write that
>>83817253
I think she's a slut.
>>83817253
>>83817253
I want to make her lick my feet.
>>83817267
I know. I'm talking about the comic.
>>83817306
>Not the other way around.
Faggot.
>>83817253
She's a bitch for cheating on Dave instead of breaking up with him properly.
>>83817326
>tfw conclude comes on shuffle
>>83817357
I'm really considering removing it from my phone. It hasn't come up yet as I bail at the end of What Pumpkin?
Both times I've listened to it so far though.
wew
>HS has a complicated plot. It is an actual story, and will be wrapped up the way actual stories are meant to be.
>>83817394
He must be aware how badly the comic ended. Hopefully he posts a big article about the comic as a whole and what he intended the ending to mean.
>>83817414
that would require him to admit fault
has Hussie ever once as an author said "I was wrong"
what's your favourite volume 10 song so far?
mine's either Feel (Alive), Ascend, or Beatup
>>83816707
What if you focused the action on one of the players at a time, and the other players would play secondary characters associated with them? One player would be the server player, another would be the client, another could be their sprite, and other players could be consorts that grouped up with them or something. That way, instead of following all the different characters in different places at once, you could follow one group at a time doing one thing, then switch to another "main" character and their group doing another thing.
That's kind of the way Ars Magica (I think) does it: one player at a time is the wizard, and the others are various henchmen and other employees joining him on his adventure. Are there other RPGs with that gimmick?
>>83817464
Stride
Was Hussie rushed for some reason to finish the comic? Was it ruined in an attempt to meet the 4/13 etc deadlines?
>>83817440
no, but caliborn has, making him better
>>83817440
Hussie has, in the past, asked readers to imagine all the horribly stupid things that might happen in the story, and assured us that they wouldn't happen.
Which, to be fair, does describe the ending. It was horribly stupid in a way none of us saw coming.
>>83817473
That sounds pretty fun actually.
>>83816707
play-by-post might save you
>>83817480
hussie didn't even draw any of the ending panels or put together the animations
he was too busy to personally make the climax of the biggest story he's ever written, so he delegated it to a group of amateurs that he doesn't even remember how to properly credit
>>83817543
This is seriously unbe-fucking-lievable
THIS is how little he cares about Homestuck: not only did he not finish it himself, but he didn't even bother to credit the people who did the work for him.
Remember back when Hussie did pretty much nothing but eat, sleep, and write Homestuck? Those were the days.
Lord English was supposed to be a play on Lord British's Ultima avatar, an invincible character who could only be killed with extensive glitching and exploitation.
English was originally going to be killed by Dave glitching into the terrain virtual-skater-bro style, and then launching toward LE at greater-than-infiite velocity and instantly decapitating him.
>>83817575
i always thought he'd just forget to turn on his majykks on his grand entrance and get one-shot by a dice cascader or some shit
>>83817575
Retcon is exploitation.
>>83817575
>Lord English was supposed to be a play on Lord British's Ultima avatar, an invincible character who could only be killed with extensive glitching and exploitation.
Actually, Andrew Hussie was unaware of Lord British when the character was first introduced. That was an in-joke inserted retroactively, after he found out about him.
What if Hiveswap is so great it was worth Homestuck going to shit?
>>83817440
CAUCASIAN
>>83817652
then that would be a credit to skullmandible, not hussie
but somehow I doubt that will be the case
>>83817618
bullshit
i was there when that update dropped, that dialogue was always there
>>83817666
I don't think he ever actually admitted fault. He said he still liked the old joke.
>>83817575
holy shit that would've been amazing
>>83817689
The first reference to using a glitch to defeat English was a week after he was introduced. That's more than enough time for a fan to clue him in on the reference, at least in early homestuck when he was still actively interacting with the fanbase.
What is the opposite of Heart?
why does the fucking flintstones play in ascend
>>83816656
i like it
>>83817767
memes
>>83817755
Mind.
Heart is about your emotions, desires and the core of your identity and personality. Mind is about your experiences, ideas, choices, and how they change and define you.
MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS FOR DAVE TO USE ME AS A DILDO. I WANT TO DIE.
is there any title that would allow for a gimmick where the player only exists in the alpha timeline?
i'm thinking ultimate self bullshit so heart but
>>83817793
So that's why Dirk seems like a Mind player. Thanks.
>>83817823
heir of heart?
Maybe Bard of Heart since bard's characteristic being total bullshit
>>83817846
yep, princes, maids, bards, and sylphs act like their inverse when they do something. a maid of light who creates knowledge and illumination is acting like a bard of void who invites the destruction of secrets and hidden things.
there's other comparisons like these but the prince <--> sylph, maid <--> bard inversion is the most notable.
i hope loki's here
>>83817889
anyway I'm going to sleep now good night everyone
google images never fails to bring me something new
and a bonus
>>83817901
cute
>>83817910
KILL IT
>>83817901
>>83817910
fuckin nice!you wouldnt happen to be drawing more fantrolls?
>the dog days are over was last updated in 2012
This is truly the worst feel
>>83817901
The petting, holy shit. So cute, thank you for drawing her! Can I draw you something cute in return?
>>83817910
Perfect for shitposting. Please tell me you have a blog
>>83817904
You can say that again
After Earthbound was talked about in one of these threads, I got it and I finally just beat it after like a week. What a fucking trip.
It really isn't like Homestuck in the slightest, I don't know why Hussie claimed it as an influence. Other than having four magic kid protagonists I guess.
Back in my day we only posted fantrolls ironically
>>83817946
>Children are a Blessing was last updated in 2012, and 2011 before that
>>83817812
>Dave "Thrust or get turned to dust" Strider
>Dave "Dick in my ass or get glassed" Strider
>Dave "Fuck me or I'll make you an Amputee" Strider
>Dave "Penetration or Castration" Strider
>Dave "Anal sex or Suplex" Strider
>>83817823
Prince of Doom is the one you're looking for
>>83817980
yeah but like
all we have left is fantrolls
>>83817925
possibly! leave a ref and i'll see when i can do it
>>83817949
you're welcome, it was fun. i don't have any ideas right now, but i'll think about it! also my blog isskellyanon.tumblr.com
>>83817980
There was never anything ironic about my fantroll, thank you.
>>83818057
>>83818043
This is the best one I've seen
>>83818026
!!!
if you have a chance, lansid is need of art
thank youskellyanon its been a while!
Okay, that's it. No more Homestuck ERP for me ever again.
>>83818043finally i dont have to pretend
![derp_quest__the_derpining_by_thenugeart-d3afwxf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NMdwrrN.jpg "derp quest the derpining by thenugeart-d3afwxf[1]")
>>83818062
Herpus Derpus
Glades Plugin
and my personal favorite Shisno hodaad
>>83818062
liveblogger you know its a reference, right
>>83818079
the time has finally come koko
>>83818088
>Glades Plugin
I WAS RAPED BY DA-
*hitting sounds*
*sound of getting punched in the stomach*
IT WAS V-VRISKA, SHE RAPED ME AGAIN!
>>83818102
delete this ancient piece of shit immediately god DAMN was i rough
>>83818057
>someone still has that
goddamn
we'll always have HSG
>>83818099
That's why its the best
>>83818113
>he thinks the meme is still funny
>>83818026
>skelly anon
>>83818088
Where's Manny Lusuisies?
>>83818118
i guess you'll just have to draw my fantrolls with your new and improved skills :D
desida seems like your type
>>83818026
please do! i get excited about gift art, i'd like to return the favoryour blog is pretty strange also
>>83818065
Tell your story, I'm curious now
>>83818113
>I WAS RAPED BY DA-
skellyanon you are the reason I know who sweet bro and who hella jeff are
>>83818152
It simply isn't good for me or my psyche. Especially because I have a REAL gf and could be having REAL depraved fetish sex, but hardly every do because I jerk off too much to pretending I'm a Homestuck character.
This is Hussie's fault.
>>83818146
!
she's cute!
>>83818177
thank! she's lazy as fuck and likes to play skull harpsfuck that gif is great
>>83818174
Convince your gf to have depraved fetish cosplay sex with you, make your weird fucked up dreams a reality
>>83818208
Maybe one day. She's at least reading Problem Sleuth, albeit it at a snail's pace. Homestuck eventually!
>>83818221
homestuck cosplay is pretty easy as long as you're not into trolls, especially for sex purposes, good luck dude
>>83818262
how would you know.....slunt.
>>83818262
speaking from experience?
>>83799220
I don't know if the anon for this is here or not, or if they'll ever see this, but here it isThe file name for their ref also made me realize that Weaboo is a valid troll name
>>83818262
speaking from experience huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhs5wwJZnY
>>83818262
One day...
>>83816656
aradiaaaa
>>83818262
I've been a HS fan for almost 7 years and I have only met a single person in my town who even knows it exists. She was like 14 years old and it was super awkward because I didnt realize how old she was until she mentioned being a freshman in highschool
>>83818280
>>83818282
>>83818325
wouldn't you like to knowno, ive just cosplayed enough to know an easy outfit
>>83818352
trolls are probably a bad idea because sweat and body paint are not a good combination
>>83818363Did you fuck her?
>>83818064
np buddy!!!
>>83818152
buckle up
>>83818168
i've never felt so proud
>>83818324
sorry bud, i didnt but i'll get him in this next wave
>>83818352
MUH DICK
>>83818409
ive ALWAYS wanted dad to actually be problem sleuth and was waiting for that reveal for years...
i guess some things are too stupid to be true
When does the comic talk about the timeline where Gamzee killed everyone?
>>83817146
the trigger warning was for the vaguely implied sexual assault
still dumb though
>>83818379
What if i just tatooed my entire body grey?
>>83818451
doc scratch intermission
T1CK
T0CK
BR34K
H34DS
HONK
honk
>>83817123
Anyone?
>>83818451
Doc scratch intermission end of act 5 act 2
>>83818428
No. My dick. Though, she's more similar to Nepeta already than Rose - and I Equius...but only in depravity. She's the one with all the muscle.
>>83818462
You'd be showing lofi and his kamina tats up on dumb life decisions then I guess, good on you
>>83818530
ARARARARARAARARAARARARARARARARARAARARARRAAAAAAAAAAA
DDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
fucking neato
https://youtu.be/AGrKfQ9Ss7w?t=10s
>>83818551
dont meme at me or my ara ever again
>>83818566
I remember when dirk was cool and useful
nice gif
Goodnight!
is not having a gimmick a good fantroll gimmick
>>83818633
what caste?
when trolls sleep in their recupracoons are their faces completely submerged? or does their head stick out?
>>83818601
Dirk stayed cool and useful all the way to the end.
>>83818643
Terezi in [S] Make her pay was shown sleeping fully in it (just dressed normally sleeping in a shallow pool of goo)
Tavros also can't fully submerge so I think they just soak it in to quell the bullshit the purple bloods force on them.
>>83818638teal
![tumblr_ny7ahvWpcO1ti0dhwo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NwxvS6x.png "tumblr ny7ahvWpcO1ti0dhwo1 1280[1]")
>>83818566
Dirk didn't have sawtooth for the trustfall
>>83818696
i unno
>>83818702
speaking of scourgecest
Basically every one of my ships got canonized by the end of the comic. But at what cost?
>>83818478
>>83818480
Thank you
>>83811583
not true, spidermom
>>83818043
>Prod horns
fucking incredible
>>83818161
If only
>>83818780
>John "Greyskin Genocider" Egbert
>>83818767
>sahtii
its like it was only yesterday
>>83818767
The best irony is the completely sincere kind
>>83818643
make sure to give your trolls cute pjs
>>83818716
>Thinking davejade is canon
kek
>>83818767
now it's just hsg alone in a corner, still 'ironically' drawing fantrolls. same as it ever was.
>>83818823
bring it motherfucker
>>83818817
i dont think pjs are canon but i like how you think
god hiveswap cant come out soon enough
>>83818773
iktf bro
>>83818772
Did I tell you the name of his kisnarmemesis or whatever the hate people isgunter herman
What if Dave inserts his new found SJWness into the SBAHJ update?
shit fuck balls
>>83818917
you redraw this
>>83818895pretty pwease
>>83818868
Laputan Machine.
>>83818950
Looks like it's time for my yearly replay.
>>83818838
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
WHERE IS TEREZI? SHE NEEDS ME IN THE DREAMBUBBLES! I NEED TO PROTECT HER FROM GAMZEE AND ALL HIS SHITTY DOOMED VERSIONS!
>>83818934
what is that
I am sorry to tell you all this, truly, but there's no running from this now; were we to update Metastuck, reddit would HAVE to be part of it. At this point the fanbase is divided between hst/Reddit with Tumblr as a tiny corner. DA and MSPAF are completely MIA.
>>83818976
official SBaHJ teaser from the latest newspost
>>83818978
/r/homestuck is basically a link aggregator for HS-related tumblr blogs, they don't have an identity of their own
Land of Webs and Chaos
it's a word full of interwined threads over a post-apocalyptic architeture covering it, with the houses and building the consorts use being above them, dangling in the webs of fate
Land of Charts and Spires
Your land has a crisscrossed sky like Esper in M:TG, with 720 points of light that hang above, 36 bright spots at important locations, and then 6 Brighter Spots that help you locate the temples that are oh-so important to your Consorts, the Porcupines, that have been scattered across the land. The land itself is made up of needle-like mountains raised high into the sky, with the six highest contacting the Brightest Points, and paths deep between the spires.
>>83818978
mspaf IS coming back
>>83819021
yes, yes, just like jesus is
>>83818978
>DA and MSPAF are completely MIA.
dA lives on in my heart. Fuck you.
>>83819009
reminds me of...
>>83819043
>years in the future, but not many
>>83818978
>DA and MSPAF died before HSG fully succumbed to either homolust or fatlust
wwhat a life
Are the WeLoveFine hoodies bigger than the tshirts? The sizing chart seems to imply they're way different and it's kind of confusing.
heheh
>>83819123
VORENOW
>>83819084
>before HSG fully succumbed to [...] fatlust
Speak for yourself.
>>83819123
>A crane picks her out from her horns
I need to go to bed, but I'm attempting to draw Slavnh next because buff amazons in swimwear are great and I need to practice more muscular characters. I don't know if I'm doing the horn shape and hairstyle correctly, thoughAlso a comparison to Phileq because I've been drawing these together on a larger file and he looks like a fecking string bean haha
>>83819189
not today katnep anon
>>83819255
>looking at her cute panties
>>83819265
you son of a bitch
ill risk a ban for this
>>83818987
hmm yeah ok I'll do it, later though
>>83819123
>cockvore
>>83819320
ho boy
you're aces glub
>>83819299
gesundheit
Many of these babies climb out of... vaginas.
VRISKA 8LWAYS WINS!
Welp, goodnight everyone.
Keep it homestuck and all that.
>>83819084
>DA and MSPAF died before HSG fully succumbed to fatlust
some of us are still fightin the good fight
>>83819299
What? Some deathmetal band?
>>83819095
I think the hoodies are adult sizes whereas the tshirts are children's
CHECK YOUR EM-nevermind
>>83819656
THE 8ETA??
