Time for the dog fucker
Lupa variant
>>83788812
Lupa is my waifu
Green Lanterns 001 (2016) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www29.zippyshare.com/v/YYmKE9GA/file.html
she really should have stayed power ring
>>83788899
>making a car battery construct to knock someone
I'm praying that this will be his boixng glove.
The end. Anyone gonna be sticking around for this arc?
>>83788969
>Earth authorities trying to play jurisdiction with green lanterns
Dogfucker pls
>>83789049
I think I will. I liked it more than Batman
>>83789028
>Want his sister to get a blue ring
>His brother-in-law gets a red ring instead
Fuck.
>>83788994
>second panel
Looks like Bleeze is into choking.
>>83789049
>Red Dawn
WOLVERINES!
>>83789082
>No;_;
>This is the exact opposite of what I wanted;_;
>>83789037
Jesus Jessica just use your ring.
>>83788899
>unauthorized alien
Is Superman authorized?
>>83788884
Yeah that was a nice variant.
>>83789049
Yeah. Unironically liked this one.
Except Atrocitus going full BWAHAHAHA KILL ALL LIFE.
>>83789485
You got Starfire, Jonn, Hawkman, I'm sure there are others. And technically Jessica (while human), isn't she also from the same dimension as the Crime Syndicate? Not sure if that makes her an alien or not....
It was okay, but I'm still not convinced. It's gonna take more for me to keep reading Dogfucker twice a month.
>>83789635
Yeah, I used Superman because, most famous. That "unauthorized alien" part is weird to me.
>>83788843
Based Baz
>>83789635
Jessica is from eath 0.
>>83788802
Preparing for the worst
I'm just here for the Bleez drawings
>wanna go to bed but people posting comics
day and date fucked up /co/
>>83788994
Kinda like how new Ysmault looks
This was pretty shit/mediocre. The dual narration is annoying and I don't like Humphries' voice for Baz.
>>83789049
I'll be reading it all. I'm a masochist.
>>83788899
I like Simon.
>>83788834
i actually thought guy got his ring in jail....
>>83789049
Baz/Jessica have a good enough dynamic that I'm willing to at least catch storytimes here rather than auto-skip them like I've been doing for the past who knows how long. I miss the Soule Lanterns, but otherwise not too attached to Atrocitus that I don't mind him going full evil.
>>83789929
Atrocitus was full evil during Soule's run.
>>83789049
i'm kind of enjoying it. Baz and Jess play off each other well, throwing some new GL concepts in, the Red Lanterns have an understandable motivation, that it's not really cosmic helps too feels refreshing.
stuff like the NEXT ISSUE MAUL COPS is great too, the right dash of self awareness
I'm actually liking this.
>>83789049
Call me when Larfleeze shows up.
>>83789049
Yeah, I like Red Lanterns.
>>83789965
Because Guy needed foil.
Still skeptical. Nothing as terrible as his GOTG run though. Maybe because these characters are still undeveloped so it gives him free rein to do what he wants.
>>83789049
I'm actually really liking it so far, Baz and Jessica have a fun dynamic and neither one of them is irritating.god damn Jessica is a fucking qt
>>83790998
but she was better as power ring
>>83788834
Friendly reminder that Baz killed Sinestro with that gun... if Sinestro wasn't already dead at the time, though.
>>83790278
I liked them too...until they got ruined, especially Atrocitus.
>>83791020
not true.
>>83791032
When did they get ruined? A little behind on my Red Lanterns. Do I stop at Walker or Soule?
>>83791036
yes and she was cuter
>>83791053
she looks at least 10x cuter in her current proper GL outfit. this is objectively true.
>>83789183
>the person afraid of people
>being attacked by people
Gee, it's like that would mess up her ability to use the ring effectively.
>>83791040
People like Soule's run, but I hate his portrayal of Atrocitus, and they seem to keep this direction in this book
>it's actually pretty good
Fuck me,who is the editor?
>>83789049
Fucking commies
>>83789028
>emerald sight
ok
>>83791096
You have such fucking vanilla taste
>>83789635
>And technically Jessica (while human), isn't she also from the same dimension as the Crime Syndicate?
No
>>83788843
I like that line but it's an issue 1 is the oath well known enough that this won't confuse new readers
>>83788822
>Starting with spectrum shit
>>83792042
>Jess gets Jade Taste
>>83792042
I mean sure why not?
>>83789053
When the corps come back a.r.g.u.s is gonna have a lot to answer for
>>83789049
I like the baz wants to work in space angle
>>83789028
So is this a preexisting thing or what
>>83789485
He gets a pass because he arrived as a child
>>83792167
But guns don't work in a vacuum
>>83789635
Her first ring was from earth 3
>>83789485
He was adopted by locals
It wasn't the complete travesty I expected.
That being said..
IT'S FUCKING GODDAMN GREEN LANTERNS
IT SHOULD BE LEGENDARY, NOT JUST OK
Obligatory who let that dogfucker this high up the chain
>>83792467
how many GL comics have you read? When was the last time every GL comic coming out was "legendary?" fuck outta here
>>83792467
The GL line has averaged out to "ok at best" for years now
>>83792590
>What is sinestro
>What is Omega Man
then again, those ain't GL main line
Hey, I actually enjoyed that. Congrats Humphries thats the first thing since Avengers AI
>>83792467
Johns hasn't been writing GL for years, get used to it
>>83792636
That's why I said averaged
They were two good books but that doesn't really make up for the other GL books ranging from bad to meh
>>83789028
So what is "emerald sight" exactly? Some kind of riff on Marvel's "Cosmic Awareness" that all of their interstellar heroes have?
>>83788983
What the fuck happened to Bleez
>>83789049
And there sure is a reason to plant such a thing on earth with 5+ Lanterns on it instead of I don't know somewhere in your own sector or anywhere else with no GLs that could stop you
>>83792808
She's been retconned back to being Atrocitus' cocksleeve.
>>83788852
Courage Punch and Power Ring.
Together at last.
>>83789049
I could enjoy it .. it's been crazy ..
Can someone red pill me on the reds?
When and how did Guy go back to being green and why do the reds seem to comprise of just Atrocitus and Bleeze?
>>83792178
>>83792736
I've never seen it before but I'd venture to guess it's some kind of Future Vision.
>>83792901
Earth is the birthplace of the universe, and three of those five lanterns are MIA
>>83793644
To be fair, back in the day the Red Lanterns were all jut rage mad beasts. The ring took away their intelligence and made them servants to Atrocitus' rage.
Then they got their own book, so DC made them intelligent. Stupid decision, but whatever.
>>83788909
>"No, look at him he's obviously perfectly fine"
>>83789049
It's not bad but I'm not sold on the RL plot yet.
>>83789053
I mean, that's how they pulled Simon in the first place. It's not a stretch they'd do it again.
I'm getting flashbacks to Spiderman torment
>>83792084
Venditti go home.
>>83789049
This is the dumbest shit.
>>83793947
It's just so weird to see earth authorities telling the alien cops to step down from investigating the clearly alien threat.
>>83789049
Is Humphries gonna fuck Dex-star?
>>83794516
It's at least got some precedent. Hals days just before the Crisis had a Senator going to be blackmailing him into doing shit before getting murdered by The Predator.
can someone explain this "dog fucker" joke to me?
>>83789635
Her original ring was from Earth-3 but she's not. When Sinestro killed the Earth-3 Power Ring it found a new host (Jessica) on Earth-Prime/1/0/whatever-the-fuck-we're-calling-it-this-month.
>>83794816
According to jl it's called earth prime at the moment.
They can't make up there fucking minds
I like what Humphries is doing with Simon and Jess, though I'm not feeling the plot so much. Will definitely keep reading the storytimes though.
>>83794544
Wasn't that during the period where John was the main earth GL and Hal was ringless?
>>83792901
>his own sector
Too soon, too soon.
>>83794872
Just prior to him giving up his ring. I think he went on his year long exile right after the Senator died.
>>83788969
Great, Not-Maria Hill and Not-SHILD are here.
>>83789037
hot
>>83788921
But they're the cops
>>83789014
Not to be a nasty cockslut, but Baz has a serious case of Youngblood disease, hmmmm.
>>83791096
they should have let her keep the headband
>>83789037
They're going after her because they heard she prefers Zubaz.
>>83789014
>first panel
Anybody else see the beginning is a second speech bubble from Baz? That probably should have been removed
>>83791830
>Cotton/Berganza
I guess the "fluke good" torch has been passed from Bunn to Dogfucker
>>83795372
Oh wow that is a screw up
>>83788834
that gun wont be useful for the most part
>>83788899
oh god, a car battery
>>83789049
I will just to see where this goes
>>83795373
Humphries is trying to get a round a little, I think
>>83788802
From a marvel guy to dc guys, with love:
I'm so sorry, lantern fans.
At least it's not Cullen Bunn.
>>83796824
But Bunn wrote a fantastic Sinestro you donut, and this issue was fine. Nothing amazing but it's setting up a good dynamic.
>>83789028
Well this is silly, but okay.
>>83789049
Reading all the rebirth books, this was a solid 6/10 just like last issue.
>>83793675
YOU are stupid
>>83789028
I like how we're all just accepting this. Crazier things have happened I guess.
>>83788994
Didn't they cover this or something just like it in the Red Lantern solo?
>>83792042
>>83792736
>>83792178
https://youtu.be/w_4CoDqVDWk
>>83795714
Might comes in handy when the ring's power run out. Baz would be about to get killed and while the villan make a speech he'll pull the gun.
>>83793299
Why would they do this? And why not bring back the other reds instead of literally who's if they're going to ignore some of the events of the ongoing anyway?
>>83798600
I'm transcribing the relevant part because I don't have a life
>Emerald sight is a new power. We've never seen this before in the entire history of the Green Lanterns. But it appeared to Simon and his willpower spiked. This new power opened itself up to him and he saw a whole plethora of crazy-ass visions, one of which was happening in that moment. So we know that there's some amount of truth to these visions whether they're going to happen 5 minutes from now or 5 days from now or 5 years from now, we don't know. But there's some terrifying stuff in there and we didn't put it there by accident.
>>83794816
Isnt prime earth like rl earth?. Where superheroes are fiction?
Like you are in your house shitposting and some wreid shit send you to the comic world
>>83789049
>Humphries wrote two good DC issues
What the fuck?
Are Jessica and Simon just underdeveloped enough for him to do whatever and he'll be okay? Or can DC make shitty marvel writers tolerable?
>>83802063
He fucked it up
Prime Earth is Earth-0 is main universe
Earth Prime is Earth-33 is real world
>>83800823
Because most people did not read Red Lanterns and will not care if the two more popular Red Lanterns are back to how they were before that ongoing.
>>83801403
I'm guessing emerald sight is gonna be how they differentiate Simon from Hal, John, Guy, and Kyle?
What's with writers working better while with DC than with Marvel?
Dogfucker tweeted that this is getting a second printing
>>83802309
more the former so far. his marvel cosmic stuff never had a chance because of DnA fanboys.
>>83803117
Good for him, this was a tolerable issue so my hats off to him. I'm interested enough to keep reading.
I think I can get into what's basically a buddy cop series about rookie Green Lanterns.
>>83788868
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>83788994
>hell tower
>rage seed
I know they're the red lanterns from sector 666 powered by rage and they fight with fire blood vomit, but COME ON.
>>83804028
It's what I liked about Gibbons' GLC
>>83789028
I really wish they'd stop trying to make Simon Baz cool. It just comes off more and more forced every time.
>>83789049
Eeehhh... I don't like Simon Baz, Jessica hasn't really done anything yet, and the Red Lantern stuff isn't as good as their own series, which wasn't that great to begin with. I love Green Lantern, but I give this a C- at best.
>>83804607
I think I like him here because he has that "I'm trying to sound cool but I'm not really" sort of dialogue like Superboy Prime.
>>83804607
Nonsense. Baz is a cute.
>>83788868
>Lanterns doing cop stuff
It's about fucking time.
>>83788921
You ARE the cops, you idiot!
>>83788921
>>83788934
>call the cops!
>call the Lanterns!
kek
>>83788969
>A.R.G.U.S. actually doing shit
Finally. But wasn't Waller kicked out? Pretty sure Steve's the only one in charge there now.
>>83805942
The Wall is making her comeback now that she's eaten some Salisbury Steaks.
>>83789014
I like Nazir already.
>>83789485
Well, he has citizenship.
This... actually wasn't bad. Not as good as Green Arrow, Batman and Superman, but I enjoyed it better than Teen Titans, where literally nothing happened.
>>83788983
About time they started showing what Atrocitus is packing
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BURBANK, CA – DC’s REBIRTH line-wide relaunch continues to be a huge hit with fans, as more issues from the June title lineup head into their second printings. In addition to TITANS: REBIRTH #1, written by Dan Abnett with art by Brett Booth, Norm Rapmund and Andrew Dalhouse, the following new issue #1’s will also be going back to print: SUPERMAN #1 (Peter J. Tomasi, Pat Gleason, Mick Gray, John Kalisz), BATMAN #1 (Tom King, David Finch, Matt Banning, Jordie Bellaire), GREEN LANTERNS #1 (Sam Humphries, Robson Rocha, Jay Leisten, Blond) and GREEN ARROW #1 (Benjamin Percy, Otto Schmidt).
Yai
>>83788802
Dear DCfriends,
I am so sorry that you have to suffer through Humphries.
Best regards,
Marvelfag
>>83807600
He was fine though. Seems to be another "good at DC, shit at Marvel" guy
>>83807600
Except this and the Rebirth issue were okay.
Jessica and Simon are undeveloped enough that as long as he has some respect for GL mythology, basic storytelling down, and not do any cringe worth stuff then he should be fine.
>>83788802
I liked it
It wasn't bad but I wish it was so much better...
God fucking damn I miss johns era green lantern
also where in the universe is larfleeze? he still alive right? right?!
and what about carol?
>>83809191
Same
Sure why not
>>83788899
>illegal calls alie unauthorized
The ironing is delicious.
>>83809198
>also where in the universe is larfleeze? he still alive right? right?!
He never went anywhere, he just hasn't really shown up since his book ended (outside a one page cameo in Godhead)
But he is on the cover to this issue >>83788802 so he might show up soon?
>and what about carol?
she'll be in Hal Jordan & the GLC I guess
The end
>>83810994
thanks
>>83789049
It's ok, Better than expected from Humphries. I could use more Red Lanterns in my pull list
>>83811466
You welcome anon.
>>83789049
Thank you
>>83788812
Based Lupa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIbi3_Io4IA
>>83794754
The writer of this, Sam Humphries, wrote a comic called Our Love is Real, about a future where it's socially acceptable to fuck, among other things, dogs.
>>83795714
Considering how often rings flip the fuck out or run out of charge when you need it most, it's not a bad idea to have a backup
>>83795714
Literally Chekovs gun.
Green Lanterns 001 (2016) (digital) (2 covers) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/E8XHjeCn/file.html
bamp to read
>>83789053
Tell that to Black Adam and him threatening to murderkill Hal and John because they violated Chinese airspace.
>>83819032
Thank you
Does anyone here remember Rot Lop Fan, the first F-Sharp Bell? And what notes would the other Power Rings equate to?
>>83789049
ill read the next 1 to see how it continues and maybe.
>>83817201
Thanks anon.
>>83821153
Rot Lop probably died around the time the corps executed Sinestro like most other lanterns.Bring back Charlie dogfucker, you have the power to do it and I would love you for it
https://youtu.be/w_4CoDqVDWk
>>83814153
that guy is terrible
>>83824344
Shame really. I liked his concept when I first saw it too. I assume that a "Yellow Lantern" from his sector would use soundwaves from his ring that directly countered F-Sharp constructs.
>>83788983
RIP
>>83826371
Agreed anon.
https://twitter.com/RyanHigginsRyan/status/743297603798851585
https://twitter.com/RyanHigginsRyan/status/743278098137784320
..
>>83829868
Thank you
