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What was the fucking point of this character?
>look how subversive I am for bullying the cripple and then have him get killed off when he stands for himself
>>83765799
It aint easy being tavros
RAPE IS BRILLIANT
The only good thing about Homestuck is that it gave Toby Fox enough of a name for Undertale to get funded.
>>83765799
He was meant to show us the tragic duality between love and hate.
Tavros loves Vriska, but Vriska hates Tavros (remember that "hate" in troll society is basically a sort of anti-love)
And when Vriska wanted Tavros to kill her (essentially the hate equivalent of having your virginity taken), he couldn't do it.
>>83765901
>He was meant to show us the tragic duality between love and hate
What the fuck am I reading?
Since Andrew is a moron who can't even handle his merch well lets appreciate some of the designs that didn't win the contest over this...
1/5
2/5
3/5
4/5
>>83765949
what if he did but the what pumpkin team didn't
"sorry andrew the fans want gay wigglers"
"Unplug my life support. Let me finally die."
5/5.
Also fuck the code monkeys who worked on WLF's layout, crhome crashed every 30 seconds.
>>83765964
Still his fault.
>>83765936
>top left: I am a davekat fucktard and a cuck
>top middle: no one will get this character except for young girls and I will get arrested for pedophilia
>top right: girl shirt, turn-off if you know the girl is homestuck trash and fucking loves the trolls (translation: she will cheat on you and tell you she is bi and trans)
>bottom left: girl shirt
>bottom middle: meh
>bottom right: alright, but >graphic tees
>>83765944
>okay graphic tee, medium powerlevel reveal
>>83765949
>who would fucking wear that shit outside, otherwise comfy graphic tee to sleep with at home
>>83765957
>see above
>>83765959
>subtle powerlevel reveal, but ugly graphic tee
>>83765968
>same as above
>who would fucking wear that shit outside
The same who would get a gamebro tshirt, and thats considering even toby has one.
>>83765799
"kiss the girl" was one of the saddest moments in the whole series for me.
>>83766127
Certainly hope you were sad for Tavros, not Vriska.
>>83765901
>And when Vriska wanted Tavros to kill her (essentially the hate equivalent of having your virginity taken)
Kismesis are strictly forbidden from killing each other. It's considered a shitty relationship if they do that. Both love and hate relationships are supposed to end in sloppy make outs. RTFC.
>>83766073
>new Gamebro shirts never ever
>instead we got more ugly shirts
>>83765944
>>83765968
I would unironically wear these.
subtle enough to wear in public, and simplistic.
>>83766127
Well, Vriska is sort of the mascot for sexual misconduct, between mind-raping Tavros and later dating someone who was way, way WAY too old for her and who ought to have had better sense than to get mixed up with that sort of crazy from someone that young.
>>83766151
I was sad for both.
>>83765959
This is a nice idea but it would probably look way better without the hard rectangle border
>Karkat's birthday or something happened, let me check the new influx of a-
>Davekat
>Dave being in the middle of every Karkat drawing
>slowly realize that Karkat truly died in Game Over
>>83766614
>mass shooting on 6/12
karkat needs a new birthday
>>83766682
I recommend 6/23. It's a real special date, you know.
>>83766682
It's kind of fitting for a Blood player's birthday to be the date of some major bloodshed.
I would have been fine had there not been an ending at all.
Reading this felt like eating a bowl of ice cream and finding out someone took a shit in it.
>>83765949
I hope this one ends up getting a commendation from WP or Hussie, because I'm actually annoyed this one didn't win over that fucking wriggler shirt. Do people even care about wrigglers other than 14 year old girls?
Saying that, I'm actually tempted by the Roxy shirt. That one's pretty cute and I really like the contrast of the pink. Shame getting anything from WLF costs an arm and a leg with international shipping.
>>83766018
Jesus, man, hard to please or what? I mostly agree with you on the winning designs (most of them are so bland, jeez), but you need to stop worrying about showing your power level. Homestuck ain't that mainstream outside of conventions anyway; if you wore any of these shirts pretty much no-one would know what the hell it is, so your power level would be pretty well concealed by the fact that no-one IRL gives a flying monkeys about Homestuck. I have a pretty conspicuous shirt with Nepeta on it that I got printed custom and no-one gives a shit, nor has anyone called out my HS ass. This ain't 2012.
Talking about that, there's no rules about non-commercial use of making your own design and printing it on a personal shirt, so you could actually design something you actually like and draw it/commission an artist and let WLF cry itself to sleep. It's actually pretty satisfying to have a custom shirt, and it means you don't have to fight with the shitty coding on the WLF site.
>>83765944
FUCK, I WANT THIS ONE
>>83766359
they're fucking dead, anything goes
>>83765949
this works better as a poster
>>83766869
>fitting
you mean ironic
>>83766359
>in an alternate timeline
>Meenkat happened and we would have laughed at Karkat looking like a shit punk
WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO SO FUCKING WRONG
>>83766614
Karkat feels like the male version of a female character who starts off fun and interesting with a story and arc of her own and then becomes a bland romantic prop for the main character when the creator decides to ship them. Being gay doesn't make this trope any less disappointing or shitty to people who were fans of the character that became a cardboard cutout. We see Dave talking about his newfound emotional openness and revelations about his sexuality, but we know jack shit about what the relationship did for Karkat, and given how depressed he sounded post-retcon it doesn't seem to have done much for him at all. But I guess since most people who like it project onto Dave and he did actually get development out of it, they're fine with Karkat becoming a cute useless husbando who only exists to support Dave's character development.
>>83767362
I mean fitting. Blood aspect. Bloodshed. Warrior spirit.
Come on man. Get it. Just get it.
>>83767517
excuse you
>>83767502
You just described Kanaya and Rose fans as well. Both got shit on hard when they hooked up.
Why is she so much better than her mother-daughter?
>>83767628
I actually find her mother-daughter quite likeable and attractive. But the fact still remains that Roxy is tied with Aradia in the best girl status
BTW, sword to the ass? Kinky
>>83767502
Project onto Karkat, you mean. Everyone wants coolkid cock.
>>83767610
Rosemary is x2 prop COMBOB
>>83765799
A side character played for laughs mostly, but also not a very good person. Most people mistake weakness for humility, so they don't appreciate that he actually had a complete arc where his selfish nature was exacerbated and made more bombastic while he tried to be what he thought was important, he suffered for it, then eventually redeemed himself with a very humble action more in line with who he actually is.
>>83767628
I don't even get Rose's arc
So she refused to play game, then became a useless drunk?
Why should I like such a character, again?
Like if she refused to play game and unlocked a special insight that allowed her to "transcend" the game like a sequence breaker I'd get it, but she basically rebels pointlessly
>>83767111
The problem with wearing blatantly Homestuck shirts isn't that people will think "Ooh, he's a Homestuck fan", but that people will think "Who the hell is this weird grey guy and why does he have candy corn on his head".
>>83766614
Here's a good Karkat pic fresh from yesterday.
>>83768080
People don't have arcs.
You guys remember when Karkat said he was gonna give Terezi an anal?
PAST carcinoGeneticist 7 [PCG7] 2 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PCG7: HEY TEREZI I'M ABOUT TO MAKE THIS AWESOME SPEECH AND INSPIRE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU GUYS.
PCG7: WHEN I'M DONE I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR STATION AND THEN YOUR ASS IS MINE.
PCG7: ENJOY THIS GARBAGE DUMP OF A MEMO WHILE IT LASTS.
CGC: BL444444R >XO
>>83768080
Plus it seems that SBURB was just trying to help and would gladly change the quests so the players could beat Lord English (Yaldabaoth created the treasure juju).
Why did Lord English even lose anyway? He had the power to bend the timeline to his will until suddenly he didn't.
>>83768145
Shut the fuck up Hussie you hack
>>83768157
it dont matter
none of this matters
>>83768145
Can we calm down about Hussie's shitty dialogue for a moment and reflect on the fact that he doesn't believe arcs exist in real life? Your time spent in school is apparently not an arc. Falling in love is apparently not an arc. Discovering a new hobby is apparently not an arc. Holding a job is apparently not an arc. Hussie thinks that arcs exist only in strict literary terms and are not naturally divided up in the minds of people who live them.
>>83768239
Nice try, IPGD!
>>83768115
What the fuck does grey skin paint and fake horns have to do with shirts? We're talking about shirts, not cosplayers
What was the point of having 12 trolls if only two of them were of importance?
>>83768250
Good one, Hussie. People who don't work on webcomics literal years at a time have arcs.
>>83768239
Claiming that people dont have arcs isnt the same as denying that we don't grow and change through different phases.
>he will never strangulate Vriska
>he will never get a good character arc
>he will never leave Dave's shadow
I feel sorry for Tavros 2.0
>>83768115
Are... are you greying up to go with your HS merch shirts? Are you alright?
Being serious, if that's your issue you have your pick of kid shirts as well. There's enough pop-culture imbedded in normie society now that a shirt with a cartoon character that's a grey horned alien isn't gonna get that much attention. They're just gonna think 'oh is that some new thing that the nerds are into these days'. You're seriously overestimating how people are gonna react to a shirt. The only people that are gonna recognise the shirts are internet gremlins and the only ones out of that demographic that are likely to give you grief about your HS powerlevel will be the ones that are 'over' HS and think they are holier than thou or people who still think we're in the grey con crisis of 2011-2012 and think Homestuck is full of people that stick themselves in sharpie baths and bucket spit.
>>83768257
He meant pics of trolls on shirts I think
>>83768262
lol zodiac
>>83768157
>Why did Lord English even lose anyway? He had the power to bend the timeline to his will until suddenly he didn't.
Despite being a "Lord of Time" English didn't do anything with his time powers. He just shot lasers.
>>83768447
*time* lasers
>>83768157
lord english lost because the kids left the universe
they just left the game
he has infinite time power in the game, but he's trapped
why did they leave a bunch of people behind? they're pricks, that's why
>>83768202
I know.
>>83768447
lord english literally created and is time, in every universe except C. he is the demiurge. time prgressing in any way, for anyone, is lord english using 'time powers'
>>83768524
Did it even matter if LE was defeated then? He's left behind in an empty universe either way.
>>83768650
exactly
it doesn't matter at all
hell, he probably WASN'T defeated
everyone in the last universe is probably dead, double-dead, triple-dead, whatever
and LE is floating alone in an empty universe
a lord of time with infinite power and nothing to stop him
just like he wanted
LE won
in my mind it's like turning off Legend of Zelda and never playing again
if you think about it, that means Ganon wins and all hope is lost. but what do you care? you're outside playing soccer with your friends
>>83768711
But didn't the kids come out of the juju and off him? Why wouldn't've he died?
>>83768711
We'll see what the epilogue's like anyway. There's no way it could make things worse.
>>83765901
Tavros didn't fucking love Vriska and you didn't fucking read homestuck, I'm a little jealous.
>>83768876
We saw a white flash. I'm not sure if this was a blast attack or it represents the kids entering a battle with him.
Did it matter if Dave actually had Caledflwch? It seemed that a couple of regular players could stunlock and knock around English pretty easily.
>>83768711
this is all lovely, but it cant be fully true because we know the juju had the kids in ready to come out and fight after the comic ends. so you might have turned the console off but the game was actually being delivered from a remote server and while youre playing soccer, future versions of you and your buds are fighting him inside the server itself. and knocking him into the arm thats currently wiping the disk. and also once your soccer game is done, youre gonna time travel into the server to create him in the first place and get sealed in it to write the game as new. man this analogy is falling apart a little
>>83768879
I hope we do get the epilogue, and deleting the part where he said he'd make one from the newspost was just a mistake
God, I wish that Homestuck would die a graceful death as a franchise instead of getting twenty crappy games and whatever the fuck Homestuck 2.0 was. I would love a new adventure with a similar scope and format as Homestuck but with completely different characters, a completely different setting, and much better writing (i.e. Acts 1-5 writing).
>>83769232
And I know that by having these threads we're doing the opposite, but I find discussing it and making fan content fun -- we're not drawing out the life of the comic, but the life of the community.
>people think tavros/vriska could have been a healthy ship in canon
reeee
>>83769265
the life of the community will live on a long time
but it's important to the community that we get closure
sotting around waiting for more homestuck turns the fandom into a zombie
evverybody
get me pictures
pictures of eridan
>dave's cute, cute southern accent
![stupid_sexy_eridan_by_teambrando-d4aixg6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tc1bpsj.jpg "stupid sexy eridan by teambrando-d4aixg6[1]")
>>83769290
>>83769300
dave is only ironically texan
>>83769362
his accent is canon
>>83769397
bullshit
show me proof
>>83769410
>bitch doesn't remember all the times dave said 'yall' in spoken logs
>>83765799
A victim of an author changing his min several times
>>83769431
okay but y'all is a genuinely useful contraction
you don't have to be texan to appreciate that
What if Dave actually lived with Bro in Anchorage?
>>83769609
He'd probably bitch about the heat in LOHAC
>>83769572
The shitty thing is that English actually had second-person singular and plural pronouns relatively recently (ye/you was plural, thou/thee was singular) but then "you" because used as a formal form of address and now we're stuck in the shitty situation that we're in now. Y'all is a good fix for that.
Can we all agree what fucked up Karkat was the retcons? Cause even after that mess of 3 years in a meteor, Karkat was badass enough to surpass' Kanaya's speed and face an insane clown (which caused the most damage to the Black King).
In retcon route, Karkat becomes a crybaby and break into tears when facing Clove. CLOVE. Sure, he is the luckiest guy which even point blank shots can't kill, but C'MON! Karkat starts crying???
>>83769609
What if Dave and Bro lived in Melbourne
Saigon
Tokyo
New York
Rio
>>83769947
>tfw karkat turned into a useless weenie because terezi got john to convince her she didn't need karkat and therefore probably crushed him much earlier than the GO timeline
>>83769947
Karkat was always a crybaby, outpacing Kanaya 'the Hedgehog' Maryam was fucking stupid
MY 8ULGE HUNGERS
>>83769947
Why couldn't Davekat have been executed in a way that didn't destroy Karkat? I know it's trying to be subversive just like everything else in this goddamn comic but come on, I would've liked to have seen Karkat be relevant.
>>83769964
>Rio
good i want them to suffer listening to funk like i have to do every fucking day because i live near a slum
in fact he's def the generic white kid living in a slum
>>83769964
>>83769609
>two of the few Texan characters that isn't a stereotype
Nah
god damn it
dave and jade
time and space
fire and ice
>>83770168
>>83770168
gay and hetero
black and white
>>83765901
Kismesisitude doesn't result in actual violence or abuse, just annoyance and the wish that someone respectable and desirable would change their behavior.
If I'm being honest, and if Karkat was giving accurate information when he was talking to John on the lily pad, the emotions in kismesisitude are very human.
When I first read Karkat's words I shouted "those are the emotion you reserve for an adulterous affair that you wandered into and either can't find away out of or won't bring yourself to try to."
>>83770238
It's all coming together!
>>83770321
>Kismesisitude doesn't result in actual violence or abuse
which is why every kismesisitude we saw resulted in violence and abuse
>>83770321
>>83770321
>Kismesisitude doesn't result in actual violence or abuse
except when Snowman stabbed Slick in the eye
and cut his arm
>>83770356
The one between Gamzee and Terezi, and the one between Vriska and Tavroos. I assume.
If, and I stress the IF, Karkat was giving accurate information, such as being used as a mouth piece or retcon tool and not being his usual stupid self that believes that fiction is a guide to life, these were dysfunctional Kismesisitudes that resulted in abuse.
>>83770089
Because RETCONS and ULTIMATE SELVES
>>83770450
Jack Noir/Black Queen
Spades Slick/Snowman
Terezi/Gamzee
Dualscar/Mindfang was also a kismesisitude before Dualscar got red jealousy, iirc
they all involved violence, abuse, and eventually murder
>>83770421
>implying slick wasn't totally into that shit
>>83770421
>>83770503
Slick was totally into that shit and you know it
>>83770356
Because for the most part attempted kismesistudes were performed by teenagers that didn't know shit all about healthy relationships.
Terezi's kismesistude with Gamzee is explicitly stated to be an extremely unhealthy by pretty much everyone involved - a kismesis is supposed to be a strong rival on par with you who winds you the hell up and force you to improve to try and one-up them, not actual beatings and emotional manipulation into a power imbalance like with those two and Vriska/Travros.
Sure, the whole thing is kinda kinky, as shown with the biting and stuff, but I wouldn't really call that true violence.
>>83770503
I guess the problem is that we never saw what a healthy blackrom would be like?
Like, at best it would be Terezi and John just jokingly insulting each other?
>>83770702
even Terezi killed John
their relationship is based on murder from the start
there is no pair of characters viable for a so-called "healthy" kismesisitude that have been suggested by canon
>>83770732
Terezi wasn't aware that sending John off to the denizen would get him killed since the only timeline the trolls could see was the Alpha line. She's an ass to John from the start, but I don't think she intended for him to die.
>>83770808
No, im pretty sure she knew that strange alien who caused their session to end would die. She just learned after that that "strange alien" was a pretty nice guy
>>83770687
I'm not even counting Tavros/Vriska as a kismesisitude because Tavros never wanted a relationship with Vriska and Vriska wasn't sure whether she wanted it black or red.
Of the four examples I gave, three of them were between fully grown adults.
>>83770808
she was conscious enough of the consequences for it to be considered reckless endangerment of his life
she was so ready to kill this kid that she was willing to doom her timeline to do it
>>83770168
no, but
dave and karkat
time and blood
fire and blood
>>83770870
>she was so ready to kill this kid that she was willing to doom her timeline to do it
ok nvm, a little further in she says that she didn't realize it would doom her timeline
she was just being recklessly stupid for the sake of a black fling
>>83770915
*Fire and crying
fixed it for you
>>83770915
>>83770168
dumb davekat and davejade retards
dave and rose
time and light
brother and sister
dick and butt
in and cest
Why are strilondes so good for incest?
>>83770964
This
>>83770979
because they're the weird ones
someone give me some daveroxy
>>83771000
do you want fanarts or a photo of underage kids touching each other's butts?
>>83771000
daveroxy you say?
>>83770979
Hey! Jade and John are very incestable too!
>>83771021
definitely want fanart but
>photo of underage kids touching each other's butts
what
>>83771028
Blasphemy. Aradia is John's!
>>83770321
>Kismesisitude doesn't result in actual violence
Honestly, if this is the case, that's kind of lame.
I'm not like that one shitposter last night who was insisting on black romance involving rape.
But the idea that kismesisitude is as lukewarm as that is kind of disappointing. I want my alien people to fuck eachother up.
>>83770702
>Like, at best it would be Terezi and John just jokingly insulting each other?
This is exactly what I don't want. What the fuck?
>>83771068
THE RARE PAIR
>>83771077
GOD THEY LOOK 10
good cosplays tho
>>83771050
No they're not. There's no secret attraction even slightly hinted at ever, only resistance.
>>83771104
That ass is definitely not 10.
>>83771076
i'm pretty sure blackrom involves fucking each other up
like, biting scratching bleeding etc
it's not just cute teasing
but it's also not rape
daverose is honestly a better ship than davejade OR davekat
i mean it
>>83771119
it's like 13
calm yourself
Leak image from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>>83771068
john...?
>that one fic where Aradia...
>>83771216
Are you implying their relationship is a monogamy? Cause so far, John is ina 4 way with Roxy, Terezi and Aradia. Of course they will have fun with each other
>>83768239
I had a job, hobby, and love all while still in school.
They were all interconnected, and by no means separated.
Life flows like a fluid. It can't be neatly walled up in convenient chapters.
>>83770870
If you're gonna cap that convo at least add the next bit to explain >>83770936
Snowman lets Spades kill her so she can destroy the genesis frog with her death because she may have had a huge hate boner for Spades, but an even bigger one for frogs. Dualscar was a whiny Ampora who wasn't emotionally mature enough to deal with the fact Mindfang had red relations alongside his black and cut off the relationship. Serkets are Serkets, as well, and don't really consider others as equals to their 'amazingness' so will likely never have a successful kismesis until they learn some damn humility.
Not really much to say about BQ/Noir, but I'd say Noir's hunger for power readily overpowers any sort of black affection he would have for the Queen. Noir's a shit.
>>83771147
>not dave/roxy
>>83771275
>Not dave/rose/roxy
>>83771076
karkat told eridan he wanted to see him bleed then mentioned that 'wasn't innuendo' or something to that effect, so i guess it's a far idea to guess that blackrom IS violent
>>83771287
>>83771275
>>83771147
>obligatory rose/roxy mention
>>83771252
can't believe she'd do that to a child. when they found the corpse, there was nothing left but the head....
>>83771324
>not stridercest
>>83771287
>not inviting dirk to the incest orgy
well that's just rude
Spreadsheet anon here, I just had the time to browse through a few old threads and found this comment >>83756605, detailing a very puzzling error in the website version of the test ( http://stardust-rider.com/hero/).
There have been bugs in the test before but never of this kind or calibre. If the anon who encountered that issue could copy-paste the numbers he used for each question, it could help me get to the bottom of the issue. My current suspicion is a transcription error between the previous version of the website test to now, but it's not a strong hunch.
>>83771310
>>83771123
Yeah, thank you! I've seen people depict it in a really benign manner and it's pretty damn boring.
>>83765949
>this didn't win
All of my fucking fury
>all these incestshippers
get off of my lawn and also off of your moms lawn you weirdos
>>83771310
Maybe Karkat was calrifying that he didn't want to see Eridan menstruate or something. Troll reproduction is weird and Karkat is as kinky as Rose
>>83771418jade/jane
Can I ship Loki's tall waifu OC with some homestuck character?
Hey
Its Me
Kanaya
>>83771275
>>83771287
>>83771324
alright, alright, let me amend my statement
for any combination involving at least two (2) strilondes (rose, roxy, dave, dirk, and any clones, copies, sprites, or splinters of those), the ship produced therein > any other ship
>>83771469
John/Jane/Jade
>>83771470
That was Angel's.
>>83771503
Can I ship Angel's tall waifu OC with some homestuck character?
Or is OC X Anon the OTP here?
>>83771470
Dangerous territory, anon. Think about what you're doing.
>>83771501
nannsaprite/john/nannasprite
>>83771500
brain ghost dirk/davepeta
How many Homestuck banners are there?
Kinda ironic for how much reviled it is on here.
>>83771472
Hello Kanaya
Its Me
Also Kanaya
>>83771528
new otp
>>83771533
yep
i said what i meant and meant what i said
Hello Kanaya
It Is So Good To See Other Kanayas Around
!
Even My Modest Shoutpole Is Excited
>>83771550
Please Do Not Remind Me Of The Time I Had Created A Gaming Show With A-Few-Hours-Into-The-Future Me, That Ended So Horribly
>>83771631
>,
badge
It Is Good To See So Many Kanayas Gathered Here Instead Of Elsewhere Being Productive
>>83771683
What Could Be More Productive Than A Gathering Of Kanaya
What Is The Word For Such A Gathering
A Murder
Yeah, this is unlikely to how Karkat is built.
Either slightly chubby dork or twink.
>>83771724
That Is A Good One Kanaya
We Are So Funny
>>83771727
But Karkat is fat in [S] Start. Also, Dave is black
>>83771631
Please Go Away False Kanaya
This Is The Kanaya Thread For Kanayas As Is Obvious From The Name Which I Just Said
>>83771632
Hahahaha
>>83771800
The one time where that one "this seems hardly canonical" panel from Whistles would come in handy and I don't have it.
>>83771727
Remember buffkat
Or Perhaps A Fussing Of Kanaya
>>83771770
You Are Too Kind Kanaya
The Kind Kanaya Klub
>>83771525
sahtii already has ships but you may ship her with whomever
Reminder that Jade has canonically never worn pants in the comic
>>83772012
yours and loki's troll are moirails? too cute
>>83772012
Here's something for ya.
>>83772012
My only ship is that the short curvy one definitely absolutely loves anal sex.
>>83772054
no this is lokis troll
desida is mine
here's the finished jade from last night
>>83772054
We haven't figured out any quadrants for leonot. you're probably seeing desida there!
>>83772088
short and curvy/anal sex is a good ship
>>83772109
>the happy trail
<3
>>83772109
Awesome. She looks like she has seen some shit.
>>83772109
oh yeah! the dumb thread got deleted when i posted my jade
2x the jade
yours is so cute
>>83768879
YOU IDIOT! YOU NEVER SAY THAT!
Ugh. Now it's gonna be a fucking literal shipping chart, an introduction to Prospitan/Derse romance, and a fucking wall of text.
wait so the tall cute L shaped one is whose?
and the short one with the sweater?
and the mini lioness?
regardless, that they are shipped is cute. paleships are cute.
>>83772109
dam son
dat furry trail tho
lovely jade, thx for that
>>83772109
10/10 GOAT
>>83772157
>>83772109
all that strider cum fried her brain
>>83772203
GOOD
>>83772109
based loki
>>83772218
sahtii the tall one is mine
desida the short on with the sweater is mine
and the mini lioness is lokis
>>83771105
B-but anon, Three Years...!
>>83772183
That's cute Jade with a cute butt.
I was wondering why you wanted your fantroll to have a teal bow on her panties yesterday, and then I remembered your shipping chart. >>83772012
Is this alright by the way? >>83772085
man something is off about all of this Kanaya roleplaying, it's not as funny as I remember
I think you guys lost your edge
>>83772265
okay okay, cool beans
i'm so bad with keeping track of things like this
but in any case, tol/smol pale is cute
>>83772097
you should draw sahtii cosplaying as cio
>>83772268
good shit tho that may be, it's not canon
daverose has canon hints and chemistry
>>83772265
sahtii <3 loki's troll
>>83772183
>>83772145
>>83772109
Don't know if want Jade with cute panties or going secretly underwearless
>>83772354
or cio as sahtii
>>83772355
johnjade has canon
like the time that they
um
John/Jade is like shipping Milhouse's parents.
You don't want a Milhouse ectobaby, do you?
>>83772416
see anon
but you're right, the fanon and fic makes it out to be a fun, bubbly and cute ship, frought with bottled up emotional problems and goofy sex
so it's all good
>>83772387
Do both
Jade has to be introduced to the wonders of panties
What I read: Homestuck
What I expected: ______
What I got: _______
Fill the blanks.
>>83772447
why a breakfast burrito tho
i've seen plenty of "daverose in an AU where they're not related" (and that one where it's actually post sburb and they were siblings in a past life, but that was just background noise to give john a part)
but i don't often see johnjade where they're not related
does anyone have any of that?
i mean, usually they're cousins so it's not as big of a deal as siblings but still
>>83772451
what I expected: earthbound
what I got: LOST
>>83772451
What I read: Homestuck
What I expected: Autistic Girls to like me
What I got: A webcomic about a video game that was pretty solid.
Although I guess Jude is gonna be Homestuck's Milhouse.
>>83772474
Do you have... issues with my burritos?
>>83772451
What I expected: to get autism
What I got: aids
>>83772451
What I expected: A good webcomic
What I got: Vriska fucking crybaby Karkat's ass while fingerbanging terezi and kanaya at the same time while hussie is showering her with kickstarter dollar bills
>>83772447
>feral jade having to be taught that she can't go around naked in public or hump the leg of anyone she's interested in
Is Hussie already at this stage?
>>83772451
expected: problem sleuth but with clowns, rapping, puppets, freud, and cakes
got: a migraine
>>83772573
literally hiveswap
>>83772573
he's been at that stage since he dated rachel
>>83772451
what i expected: problem sleuth
what i got: aradia!
>>83772591
>>83772596
I'm pretty sure Iggy Piggy could convince him to reenact this scene.
Ironically of course.
>>83772573
Dae Trizza is truly a Meme Queen? Give us $2 million more!
>>83772573
Just look at the arquius and davepeta flash page.
>>83772631
it's really sad that the only form of interaction he has with his fanbase is after ipgd tells him to mess with 4chan
>>83772623
Aradia would never...
>>83772658
shitpost...
>>83772673
WITH FEET AND LUBE!
If Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff were representing John and Dave when it came to foreshadowing, then who was Geronmy? The Mayor?
>>83772451
>What I expected: Titan A.E. with video games
>What I got: The Magician's Nephew with video games featuring Vanilla Ice and Eminem
>>83772704
D --> Delete this
I'm looking for fanfiction like Chronology of Wind, stuff that takes alternate, interesting paths.
Or just good fanfiction that isn't Glitch FAQ or a poorly disguised Neuromancer with rewritten characters.
Please help.
>>83772713
They didn't represent anything, they represented the idea of trying and failing to represent and symbolize meta concepts. They were both Dave because he couldn't decide which was him, symbolically.
>>83772183
>paw print
yes, please
>>83772384
sahtii's height might get in the way of that
>>83772756
Sometimes, I wish that Hussie would have one more crazy with SBURB glitches.
>>83772777
Yeah, but the blue one was banging the red one's mom, and then the red one was banging her. And his mom wore pink. The lore is too deep for coincidences here.
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my fantroll on the left
she likes to poke lizards
WHY IS HOMESTUCK FANFICTION ALWAYS BAD
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THE HP SCENE
>>83772804
goddamn this is SO CUTE
you and the other artists are awesome for kickin around here
>>83772959
Because homestuck fanfic writers are idiots.
i think i accidentally made a Fancestor and not a fantroll
i forgot that trolls on alternia are kids
welp time to make a new fantroll based around harlequins that ISNT a mary stu
>>83772962
only reason i even come here anymore
>>83772943
Cute
>>83773006
>Mary Stu
So they are transgender?
>>83772943
i'd like to poke her
ifyouknowwhatimean
>>83772804
Is Sahtii a rustblood?
>>83772933
this is tryhard nonsense that misses the whole point of bateman
this fantroll is an insult
>>83772933
checked
>>83773052
gender ambiguous actually
they wear a janus mask
>>83773076
the fact that there is a fantroll that's a movie parody is already very much in line with the spirit of homestuck. the fact that it misses the point of the film is also in the spirit of homestuck.
>>83772933
always nice to see when people save your stuff
>>83773076
as the troll's actual creator, it's not a 1:1 recreation of bateman, actually. it's like, 3/5 bateman, 2/5 various people i've met in my life with anger issues.
>>83773093
Ah, that's cool.
>>83765896
That's a bad thing
>>83771854
I only have the metastuck edit.
>>83773103
i
huh
i cant argue with that actually
>>83773119
the 3/5 of bateman you used is still wrong and totally misses the point
but like anon said, that's very much in the spirit of homestuck
>>83765896
Was that really just because of Homestuck? It was a contributing factor for sure, but I think the strongest argument was a prototype so people knew what they'd be funding.
>>83773178
fair enough
i consider bateman to be an aesthetic inspiration for büjorn, more than a personality one (although there's bits of the personality in the all-consuming desire to fit in and show off that he has more than everyone)
>>83773191
Would anyone have checked it out if Radiation didn't already have any name recognition?
>>83772756
Try "The Serendipity Gospels". Illustrated by someone you might recognize.
>>83773232
Already have.
>>83773191
>but I think the strongest argument was a prototype so people knew what they'd be funding.
meanwhile 2 million just got flushed down the toilet
>>83773128
yeah
hemo-flipping and general ambiguity is kinda their thing
along with genuine religious devotion and a spirit of playful yet insightful fun
aarleq mahrmm, the court jester
see but i put too much thought into them before realizing they're too adult
i need to make their descendant now
and he's gonna be a shitty clown, a zanni
>>83773076
any effort is trying too hard
cool kids don't have to try
If you make an effort, you have already failed
>>83773226
There are funded projects of people that are less known than Fox was before Undertale.
If anything Homestuck, the prototype and the furries contributed to the funding.
It probably would still have gotten to its goal without the demo, but I think the total amount would have been a good deal less.
>>83772959
>HP SCENE
What's that?
>>83773222
actually
shit this post made me change my mind
maybe you got it alright
>>83773296
harry potter at least has DLP who despite pretentiousness at least inspire people to write non-romance shit
and more adventure fics
seriously, fuck romance
Give me the fucking fancherubs
>>83773322
Caliborn is the only cherub you need.
>>83773255
> meanwhile most of $700,000 got wasted on TOG who reneged on their contract
Fixed that for you.
>>83773222
toning down the bateman aspect a little bit more wouldn't hurt, that way he could stand on his own more
>>83773339
yeah this
focusing more on the insecurity and less on the murder
>>83773322
I ain't got much.
>>83773338
I was talking more at the very start of the kickstarter, where people just threw money without even knowing what the plot or basic gameplay premise would be
>>83773320
Retard, romance is needed for people to have future breeded children that become super soldiers when they travel backin time in Fire Emblem.
Hussie is just too dumb to actually use romance right
>>83773320
Yeah but we would also get our own version of My Immortal out of it.
>>83773338
I'd say most of the money got wasted by Hussie trying to set up an office right in the middle of New York City.
>>83773337
I think this is the issue. Even Calliope feels egregious and I like her
>>83773403
they could at least be clever and make the hair white
>>83773322
Excuse the non-canonical skin color. I was feeling experimental.
This is Archibald. She lives in a giant abandoned office complex and spends her time LARPing with herself as a middle-aged businessman. I haven't developed much about her other half, Archimedes (who is already dead).
>>83773398
I can see what you mean. Cherubs are a pretty mystical race and having so many of them sort of ruins the feeling of mystery.
>>83773365
>>83773339
fair enough, although mostly i've just been memeing around translating Patrick's various rants into Büjorn's quirk and making them into appropriate troll references.
>>83773432
wow I like her. you did a great job of making the face unique
>>83773403
wanna smooch that hairy pooch
>>83773428
See that wouldn't work, the people who draw Jade with hair aren't clever enough to make something like that
>>83773322
Here, the best one you can ever find
>>83773403
Why is Jade the one to get her shit fucked up so bad?
>people who think jade would shave her legs
how dumb can you even be
>>83773386
romance is good when it's an element of the story, not a genre
>>83773388
we already have it, I forgot how it was called but there were dinosaurs I think
>>83773322
>calliope made a fantroll
>caliborn made a fanhuman
what does it say about them
>>83773478
Because as the most feminine and girly character, she CLEARLY has to be the one for whom beauty standards have to be thrown out the window
>>83773488
Caliborn has better taste?
>>83773478
> fucked up
> hairy legs
are you fucking stupid?
>>83773488
Caliborn loves us as much as we love him?
>>83773513
Oh great, it's you again
>>83773488
Calliope is a mistake
Caliborn continues his streak of being. THE BEST
>>83773485
Lmao, I recognize that artist. I don't have the pic of John smashing Dave's head in with a hammer saved but you get the idea
>>83773448
Thanks. Because of how cherubs don't have hair, you should really strive to make everything else on the head as different as possible.
>>83773505
>the most feminine and girly character
Isn't that Fef or Roxy?
>>83773505
there's no reason why she can't be feminine and girly, and also have hairy legs
>>83773546
Nah, Jade kind of has both of them beat
>>83773559
where do you even get an idea that stupid
Jade definitely grows her leg hair out because it makes her feel closer to her fursona
>>83773550
>>83773513
>>83773483
Can you get a trip please?
You show up every fucking time now and you're one of the worst posters here.
>>83773559
It's true, we never saw roxy put on her little black dress, but we sure as shit saw jades
>>83773390
People make mistakes. If you eschewed everyone who makes mistakes, you'd have nobody left not even yourself.
I've seen that mistake made over and over (I work in big tech companies). Someone gets an idea that they need an office in NY so they can make connections & collaborate with other NY companies. But the NY office is so fucking self-important, and sucks up budget from other not-New-York offices, until it "makes sense" to move things to the NY office.
I shit you not: I saw three graphic designers get fired from headquarters so that the company could afford to pay for one designer at the new york office... a dude that was bad enough we had to assign someone just to be a gatekeeper so his work wouldn't be published (again) without approval by someone outside of new york. Dude didn't even get fired after he crashed the NY office's net connection (three times!) because he was bittorrenting pirate shit with the computer the company gave him.
I'm glad the "new york office" mistake was small this time and didn't destroy all of What Pumpkin.
>>83773573
Jade almost primarily has pretty girly interests and personality, and ran around making dresses and talking about wanting to haev babies. Roxy's a kung fu gamer that's just thirsty for dick
>>83773550
Body hair of any kind is an abomination.
>>83773578
tell me how I'm wrong, and I won't just get a trip, I'll fucking leave forever
>>83773603
Pubic hair is kinda cute though. And beard makes men MANLY!
>>83773586
Exactly
>>83773666
I feel the total opposite. Body hair is cute as fuck and it feels nice, but pubes and facial hair gross me the fuck out go figure
>>83773606
You should leave forever anyway
>>83765896
I've been a huge fan of Homestuck for years and I still love.... elements of it, even after all this shit lately, but if I'm totally honest I think this is probably the best thing out of it lately. Say what you will about the community or whatever the fuck, Undertale's a masterpiece of a fucking game and it's such a showcase of how much better a short, fantastic experience tends to be than an overly bloated, overly long one like Homestuck itself.
I do want Hussie to learn from this mess and make more cool shit in the future, but I'm much, much more excited for what Toby's gonna do at this point. I also hope some other people involved with the project might try to take their creative ideas further after what he did.
>>83773606
You're the same motherfucker who said grandpa wouldn't keep a razor around because it would be too dangerous
You already got beaten out, so shut the fuck and get the fuck out.
>>83773709
hah
at least you know when you've been beat
Does anyone here go to the /aco/ homestuck threads? I have a hard time getting off to HS porn, because it's either incest or the trolls always have the tentacle penises. I know a lot of people like incest, but do people actually like those gross tentacle bulges?
>>83773749
the skull island shit was when i knew homestuck was dead
Jade's smooth legs
>>83773730
i never said that. guess I'm a different anon
he would absolutely have a razor, but she wouldn't use it. Why the hell would she?
>>83773749
no, it's just a meme
>>83773749
tentadick futa trolls are the best type of trolls
>>83773749
I don't mind the gross tentacle bulges as long as it's in male trolls and a single tentacle at that. When there is more than one or females have it, damn, I feel it' messed up
>>83773769
tanlines ruin this for me because now i can't pretend she isn't constantly nude
>>83773749
Not really. The fangirls draw it because they're afraid of sex
>>83773749
*raises hand*
as an aside, I'm ready to take the day's fresh load of land requests, so give me your classpect, your personality, some issues that you have, and your interests, and i'll come up with a land, denizen, consorts, and quests for you!
>Homestuck didn't end with Vriska throwing a huge tantrum and crying like a baby
rose is the girl that doesn't shave
pointless rebellion is her thing
>>83773795
>now i can't pretend she isn't constantly nude
Well sometimes she has to video chat with her friends.
Guys, I constantly want to fuck Terezi. How do I control myself?
>>83773749
>do people actually like those gross tentacle bulges
You already know the answer -- people don't make or commision art of things they are apathetic or antipathetic towards.
>>83773812
shit youre right
>>83773799
I already got my land (and artistically represented at that) from the Michelangelo anon.
Those frogs too cute!
>>83773819
Consider how much a blowjob would be like with her fucking razor teeth.
>>83773812
>pointless rebellion
or someone just doesnt shave cause they dont care
>>83773815
>implying Dave and Rose haven't saved a collection of all her unintentional nudes
>>83773812
she grew up out of that phase though. maybe if she was in high school and wasnt dealing with her mom dying.
>>83773843
Oh shit, when will that anon come back? I want to request mine.
>>83773815
wouldn't she be nude for that :B
>>83773850
It would be kinky?
>>83773868
I dont know. I love him tho
>>83773857
>she grew up out of that phase though
Tell that to the unplayed rain.
>>83773843
>Webs and Frogs anon
for what purpose
>>83773827
I hated these designs because they went too far in the wrong direction. Instead of making trolls more insectoid, they made them into these weird reptile/mammal hybrids or something
>>83773819
Mastrubate to Latula!
>>83773890
>playing in Sburb's arbitrary, bullshit quests
The one thing I respect Rose for is not doing that. Fuck Sburb.
>>83773812
Rose doesn't shave because of pointless rebellion. Jade doesn't shave because why the fuck would she ?
>>83773898
There isn't much Latula porn with her without a dick, you know? But dammit if she isnt hot!
>>83773891
Cause I cant simply reveal my classpect
>>83773878
Jade has enough self awareness to be aware that showing your bathing suit parts to other people is wrong unless you love them
>>83773843
Those frogs look scared.
... they look like level 1 characters about to start a campaign, and the spiders are the dragon-equivalent monsters.
>>83773925
quick, why do roxy and jane not shave?obvious sarcasm, but i'm just waiting for someone to take this seriously
>>83773796
>because they're afraid of sex
yea big prehensile tentacle dicks tell me they definitely don't want to get fucked
>>83773925
she likes being cute?
there it is
>>83773938
jane trying to be more masculine so jake will bonk her
roxy forgets because shes shit faced all the time and forgets shaving is even a thing people do
John doesn't shave because mangrit
Dave is the only one who shaves because that's how Bro likes it
>>83773928
would you date a girl with no sense of smell, though?
As predictable as it would be, having Tavros kick Vriska's shit in would have been better for both characters and the overall story. He could've just immediately died afterwards if subverting expectations is that important.
>>83773925
>because why the fuck would she ?
Raised by smooth, hairless, carapaces, a traditional gentlemen who was well groomed, and nanna, and all the other influences in her life would be people who don't have a hirsutism fetish like you and would reinforce that.
Sorry bro, them puppies are smooth.
>>83773936
What do you think my quest is, anon? I have to go through a Metru Nui style world, searching for the haven of the last frogs to paradoxify them. The spiders have them in their clutches, and I will have to choose between cooperating with the spiders or helping the lizard consortiuns
>>83773964
im sorry
>>83773975
How can John be raised by Dad and NOT shave?
Dirk is definitely a high maintenance guy that wouldnt allow a single strand of body hair remain on his body at any given moment
Headcanon he gets off to the pain of waxing his asscrack
>>83773975
So that means we can draw john with a disgusting neckbeard?
>>83773964
Who would buy an abuser daki?
>>83773959
what's not cute about hairy legs?
stop letting cultural programming control you, anon
>>83773964
Finger's crossed for tomorrow then.
>>83773978
This means I don't have to hold back my farts?
FUCK YEAH
>>83773964
I was hoping for a Roxygen t-shirt.
The captchacatalog purse is clever, but the rest leave me flaccid.
>>83773989
i get jade is supposed to be your kawaii girlfriend insert for you to fantasize about but dont throw a hissy fit when people draw her with a hairy snatch or whatever just jerk your schlong to a different picture or close your eyes and dont look at that art
>that one fic where Mituna is hungry for sex and he mistakes Terezi for his waifu and proceeds to turbofuck her and she enjoys it
>that one fic where Porrim sits on Tavros' face to fix his self-esteem and shenanigans ensue
>that one fic where Jake is fucking all the human girls like a savage beast, even his own grandma as a young girl!
>that one fic where Aradia and Jane hang out and then
>>83773890
i wanted a big music based final boss battle with each kid playing their respected instruments, but it looks like we aren't getting that either.
>>83774010
>>83773994
i meant legs
>>83773964
>bro daki
??????????????
>>83774030
>guy who has a fetish for jade with hairy legs accusing others of having her as a waifu
How ironic
>>83774035
Sorry dude, with that attitude you know John's got a zit laced neckbeard that would put a dorf fortress player to shame
>>83773978
Also, Latula is made of 60% waifu material, is hot adn cute! Also, dem legs
>>83774066
not that guy bro but you cannot tell me to my face that all those people posting dave/jade arts and posting about how cute jade is arent fantasizing about being in daves place like damn
she is THE blank slate waifu of the comic,
>>83773978
Consequence-free farts, duh.
>>83774086
>zit laced neckbeard
you sure do know how to turn a guy off, anon
>>83774086
having a beard =/= having a gross neckbeard
>>83773978
>so conscious about how she smells that she bathes religiously
>>83774110
jade has the most personality out of the 4 at the end
throwback to the guy who told me to fuck off when he couldn't prove me wrong
jade has hairy legs, simple as that
>>83774149
that's a cute shirt
>>83774110
>she is THE blank slate waifu of the comic
That's Karkat silly
>>83774149
I'm sorry Angel, you deserved to win
>>83774149
fml
>>83765896
>Makes pretty good tracks.
>Starts repeating the same riffs over and over again.
>Whenever he tries to make more complex and faster-paced music, it becomes a fucking mess.
>Makes the videogame equivalent of a hallmark card with "hahahah anime and skeletons" jokes.
>Everyone praises it because it "feels good".
Fuck off and stop posting this.
>you will never taste teal pussy
MY
FUCKING
GOD
>>83774149
>when Hussie remembers the past and he starts crying
>>83774149
good pick
i'm glad there are still some classic homestuck jokes hussie likes
>>83774110
>blank slate
She's the only character out of the four to really remain consistent in her characterization and still have an actual personality by the end
We get it bro, you want to basically fuck a fuzzy caterpillar, go whine about beauty standards and how the only hairy girls you can find are all terrible people on tumblr or something.
>>83774167
posting her finalist email on here probably killed her chances
>>83774167
Agreed. But Hussie would never pick a shirt of a ship that wasnt 100% confirmed. The only stances of davekat in winning shirts are ambiguous, while Rosemary is a confirmed ship
>>83773799
ok then, im a rogue of doom and im a pessimist, laid back guy that changes his personality according to the people whos interacting.
my interests are drawing, listening to eletronic music and thinking about life and stuff.
im a little agressive, temperamental, stubborn and i dont take criticism very well.
>>83774157
>at the end
you mean the same end that involved her just being ranted at by davepeta and calliope about ultimate selves and how she was meant to be alone?
and then a few page convo with dave
amazing character bro 10/10
>>83774165
flat characterization is still characterization
>>83774183
>>83774149
You still have that mystery reveal tomorrow, don't you?
>>83774185
>that terezi
oh no
not the tears again
>>83774162
>throwback to the guy who told me to fuck off when he couldn't prove me wrong
see >>83773989
Something tells me you're just trying to force your shitty fetish into the thread, but you're basically the only one who actually has it so it just ends up a shitstorm
>>83774183
way too shippy
>>83774149
Do people actually think graphic tees look good? Do people actually wear this shit?
Especially graphic tees with such detailed and busy designs. If your shirt is just throwing a drawing on it, it's shit.
>>83774033
sauce?
>>83774219
>carapaces
excuse me
Aranea's...
>>83774194
again you think im that other fag just cause you got heated in a conversation with him, calm down bro those salty tears are gonna dry out your cheeks
not hard to be consistent in characterization when there is nothing to change
>>83774239
you're the one anon that was ranting about that a while ago, right?
go back to /fa/, I wouldn't wear this in a million years but I don't want to hear your pointless opinion either, it's fucking clothes
>>83774239
i can see people getting them for collectors purposes but getting them to wear is a terrible idea id never do it
these are some really mediocre results
>>83774250
Yeah, carapaces
Remember all that time she spent asleep on Prospit, and being raised by the smooth, beautiful white queen?
you DID actually read the comic right?
>>83774254
THIGHS!
not to sound like dave or anything
but civilization is gone
humanity is dead
who gives a shit about hairy legs
hey guys remember how jake is the only kid confirmed to ever have hairless legs
>>83774287
better to rub against each other late at night when trying to distract yourself from the clawing noises of the imps ascending your house
>>83774287
Dad is still alive. He won't let shaving die.
>>83774315
the god tier lewd clothes burned down his hair
>>83774315
that's actually pretty strange. do we know why?
>nobody has replied to my fanfic rec question even once besides with serendipity gospels
ENTERTAIN ME DAMN IT
>>83772451
I didn't read it.
Good porn.
>>83774265
Depends on what I said. I might have been.
>but I don't want to hear your pointless opinion either
Wow, sorry your majesty. Hear that guys? Lord anon does not want to hear dissent on the glorious, tacky fandom apparel! Fuck off, rot and die you dumb little cunt.
>It's fucking clothes
Yes, and these are bad looking clothes. I don't wear anything /fa/-like either, just button ups, tshirts, and jeans/chinos. When your shirt looks like someone took a design meant for a print and put it on clothing, it. Is. Fucking. Garbage.
>>83774315
Actually he confirmed that god tier burns off your leg hair.
As idealized gods they're as hairless as statues clearly.
>>83774315
what about dirk?
>>83774341
you need to go
you aren't contributing you're just bitching
not to sound like dave or anything
but civilization is gone
humanity is dead
who gives a shit about wiping your ass
>>83772451
What I read: Homestuck
What I expected: Deviantart Autism
What I got: A tonne of cool concepts that devolved into Deviantart Autism
>>83774348
for a bot assembled from scrap, crush groove's pretty slick
and where'd that bomb come from
>>83774366
Who needs to wipe when you have a dog girl ready to lick your butthole clean
>>83774277
DELETE THIS
not to sound like jade or anything!
but civilization is gone...
humanity is dead!
who gives a shit about using condoms!
>>83774342
Well, those of them that died in a ball of fire at least. Which leaves John and Jade as the only possible candidates with body hair
>>83774366
having shit on you is detrimental to your health and also you smell bad
having hair on your legs is honestly no different than having hair anywhere else
>>83774400
He said the god tier fire, not Jack's fire. The big magicy explosion that turns you to god tier.
And BOTH instances of Jade died in a ball of fire anyway.
>>83774149
Okay that one doesn't make me cringe. It's not great, but it's better than the rest of the "winners."
>>83774342
>burns leg hair
>but no other hair
hussie is a hack
>>83774424
mine gets tangled in itself which is a serious tactical disadvantage
how's it even do that?
jaderose is a good ship
>>83774464
doiknowyoupeople.png
>>83774453
Even Skaia knows motherfucker.
>>83774464
>black rose
why
>>83774464
>not Kanaya/jade
I'm glad Jade has the decency to cover up her disgusting hairy legs with stockings and tights.
>>83774417
DON'T BULLY JADE!!!
>>83774219
>trying to force your shitty fetish
May I try next?
>>83774503
>black
anon what she doesnt look black at all
>>83774518
Bullying Jade over her massive cow tits
>>83774464
Why does Jade have a black line painted onto her teeth?
Why is she holding a bottle of nail polish when her fingers don't have fingernails?
>>83774506
spaceships are awesome
>>83774475
>>83774503
>>83774505
>triggered this easily
>>83774521
is your fetish cute sweatshirts? that's a good fetish
>>83774503
green sun
>>83774521
I never made the connection with your nametag until now.
>>83774547
Compare >>83774521 with this.
>>83774547
> spaceships
fuck
>>83774521
>glasses
godly taste.
>>83774347
At the very least we know his legs are attractive in those poofy asshole pants
>>83774587
is it a requirement to be a bad character if you have space as your aspect
>>83773964
I'd actually by that clock
>>83774615
and time players are generally pretty good
So we all know Hiveswap's gonna' crash and burn, but even though I'd much rather a SBURB based game, I feel a troll insurgence could be cool.
It'll be like grim fandango but without anything that made that good. wait, it's gonna' be 2D now, isn't it? what a shitshow
>>83774602
god damn i didnt catch jasprose checking out dirk during that log
the incest is everywhere
>>83774587
>jade
>not on bass
what the actual fuck
>>83774521
i never understood this as a fetish, can you explain it to me
>>83774687
its cute
>>83774687
is that fem!john? amazing
>>83774687
glasses are cute
jadenep
y/y
>>83774664
and Porrim should be the sultry torch singer.
F1X TH1S
butthurt muslim = karkat
gay bar = homestuck
gays = dave, dirk and jake
policeman who shot the muslim = vriska
new president of america = John Trump Egbert
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Why aren't any of your fantrolls smothering me with their bare feet???
>>83774664
>putting the girl who probably doesn't really know how to talk on vocals
>>83774776
sahtii would never...
>>83774768
>Johnald Trump
>>83774801
I NEED her to.
>>83774768
go away
>>83774781
who? i was thinking porrim because she is a hot lounge singer
Man, im just getting sad as fuck here listening to showtime
When will the next time that I will read a interactive webcomic with animation and music come...
>>83774719
>>83774737
Sure of course, but I don't see how they're a fetish
>>83774827
Jade. She grew up around absolutely nobody, why would she know how to talk good
>>83774776
Because the one that's into feet hasn't been drawn yet
>>83774768
>not Vriska = Vriska
you had one fucking job dipshit
>>83774687
I think it might be because it highlights the eyes on already cute characters. It also happens to go along with smart, dorky girls, which is a plus.
>>83774719
>>83774851
she has been shown in the comic to talk perfectly well, silly
I hope Virska is OK
>>83774913
ur so pretty
>>83774906
She talks in text.
For all you know she's mispronouncing most of the words.
>>83774913
are you...
>>83774941
everyone can understand her and never mentions how she speaks
and after receiving the gift of gab it's implied they're all talking to each other out loud
>>83774843Neo-Kosmos
>>83773550
I think fuzz is cute but thick dark hair is gross regardless of gender
>>83774962Is it any good? Is every character in it a black asian transgender with that weird-as-fuck-skin-condition?
>>83774965
>thick dark hair is gross regardless of gender
meh, to each their own i guess
>>83774957
And they could just be being polite because Jade is their friend
Though let's face it how many people does she actually talk to once she gets the gift of gab?
John, Nanna, Roxy, and different iterations of Dave?
>>83774947
ARE YOU GAY NOW?
>>83773964
At least the Huss pick was that John in the bathtub one, which I liked
>>83775003The main writer/artist tweeted that there are no boys in Neo-Kozmos on principle, and the majority of characters are agender. Also one of the main characters does have the meme-skin. A non-pandering-related criticism is that it's slow as hell and has a turtle's pace -- every action gets its own panel.
>>83773964
I don't see anything on the site? Is this a joke or?
>>83775049
>on principle
>>83775025
okay now you're just being dumb
>>83775049In that case I will wait for something else. Let shillby crack draw her thing far away from me
>Jade having to get speech lessons from Nanna
>>83774347
he's wearing leggings in his Prince outfit right
don't you have to shave your legs to be comfortable wearing leggings
>>83775095
i need more art of them together. It's a dynamic that really needed to be explored and wasn't
>>83774962
EHHH i remember reading like a bit of it and found it to be uninteresting. I dont know if its bad or not but i couldn't pay attention to it.
>>83775106
speaking from experience, its not uncomfortable, but it looks awful if you have dark hair because that shit pokes out of the leggings at every opportunity
>>83775093If you want actual comic suggestions, try Ava's Demon or Kill Six Billion Demons (what is it with these comics and demons?) I've started reading both and I'd say they're pretty good, although KSBD is more traditional and less MSPA-like than Ava's Demon.
do godtiers breathe, eat, drink, sleep, etc
did anyone ever comment on jake's speech impediment that grandpa had?
>>83775129
You don't even have to have worn leggings, as a guy with dark, thick leg hair wearing light colored thin socks is hell.
>>83775133
KSBD has ironically very little to actually do with killing six billion demons. It has another meaning.
>>83775133
Oh yeah, those! I really like those, lets see how far they've progressed
>>83775133I like ava's demon alot but it updates really really slowly. other then that it's really enjoyable
>>83775106
They actually look like tights, which usually have thinner fabric than leggings so they're probably worse
>>83775095
Jade having to get dick-sucking lessons from Roxy while she strokes Dave's shaft!
>>83775182
explain?
>>83775145
john and jade ate cake
rose and dave drank coffee and booze
notably rose was able to get smashed
cool and new web comicUPDATE
I need to stop editing and actually practice drawing instead.
>>83775198
tights are so thin ive successfully ripped a hole when putting them on before when my leg hair was stubbley
>>83775191
Vriska's cute 8elly8utton
>>83775199
Why would Roxy know anything about sucking dick? The only one with any real worthwhile dicksucking experience is probably Nanna
>>83775248
liar
>>83775198
hehehe my irl best buddies are Princes (Hope and Void)
im gonna go make fun of their tights and show off my nice bard pajama pants
>>83775248
!!!!!!!!!!!
>>83775259
You take that back about nana
>>83775049
If I ever make something I am going to make it 50/50 girls and boys like Homestuck because that's the real life gender ratio and I am autistic
>>83775221Kill Six Billion Demons is actually the name/title of the main character, who is basically going to inherit being God
>>83775237
I can care less about the jade but that nannasprite is bretty good, i like the the sprite design
>>83775145
CALIBORN IS CUTE
>>83775279
She was married for many years presumably. She's probably qualified to instruct Jade on proper dicksucking technique. Plus the presence of two milfs makes Dave even harder
>>83775264
>>83775273
http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/post/18050/thread
>>83775338
jhon is a good dancer
>>83775338
>jack noir is also normal
PERFECT
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C
T
>>83775319
I think the little VERY RUDE icon that pops up when you try to leave the page during his keyboard solo is my favorite caliborn joke in the entire comic
something about the shittiest little brat calling you rude just had me dying with laughter
>>83775326
>just fapped to a pick of glowing-eyed Jade giving a blowjob
>now all this
Weird coincidence
>>83775338
jhon/dabe confirmed
my fantroll is gonna have gloomy eyes
he's gonna be so cute
>>83775250
Wait were they stockings? That's impressive if your leg hair destroyed tights
>>83775265
i'd rather have tights than a codpiece desu
>>83775265
>show off my nice bard pajama pants
and giant fuckin' cod piece which is canon no matter how much you deny it
>>83770870
I don't think universes share timelines. Otherwise every time the trolls get doomed the kids would also get doomed, and there would be a lot more dead kids in the dream bubbles.
>>83775384
rose/jack confirmed
The saddest fact in Homestuck is that Dave never saw the glory that was E3 2010.
Can you change your god tier outfit? Like modify the clothes through alchemizing and stuff?
>>83775414
Nylons are so weak I'm not sure how anyone can deal with them. I used to try wearing them because I thought the sheer black stockings and shorts look was cute and they were always getting holes and tears just from things like chair corners.
>>83775454
No, but theoretically you could just create your own modified version since wearing the godtier outfit is optional.
>>83775454
Yes, Meenah changes her god-tier clothes a bunch of times into different styles during ministrife.
>>83775430
>I don't think universes share timelines.
The universes can interact with each other, so they necessarily do. If Vriska didn't create Bec Noir, it would create a paradox, and her timeline would be doomed. If Terezi successfully killed John, that would also be a paradox, and would be a doomed timeline too. It just happened to work out that Terezi was supposed to be a complete idiot all along.
>>83775469
>jade wallows in misery instead of wallowing in dicks, like she wanted
Well it looks like some questions have been answered
>>83775248
holy shit
>>83775569
goddamnit i thought it updated
>>83775413
Gloomy, T shaped eyes are the best eyes, especially when the character isn't gloomy themselves.
>>83775567
imagine her taking all that consort/imp dick.
>>83775594
I almost thought the nosepads on her glasses were her actual nose oh lord
Quick, what's the best strife specibus!and why is it jokerkind?
How to fix Homestuck:
>Aradia and Sollux are also main trolls
>Tavros has a greater role
>tie up Vriska and Karkat together and throw them off a cliff, then activate the hidden explosives to vaporize them once and for all
>Rose plays her quest
>Equius takes revenge on Gamzee
>Eridan gets laid
>Dave finally bangs Rose
>John has a hot threesome with Roxy and Terezi for several panels
>Dirk and Jake play soccer with Jane as the ball
>Kanaya was John all along
>>83773964
the bro daki looks bad tho, not even sexy to me.
this is.... saddening
>>83775622
pizzactrkind
>>83775604
If she had been taking their dicks she wouldn't be so sad and desperate
>>83775491
That might have just been a dream thing, though.
>>83775414
>>83775421
fuck you guys, the codpiece is a blessing and not a curse
i welcome it nerds
(though i do hope it is flexible, that'd be rather annoying if it was just a hard giant phallus ramrod)
>>83775722
Oh, okay, I thought you were the guy denying the cod tiers canonity several threads ago. Carry on then, it's fucking awesome
>>83775580what if this is the setup for the epilogue?
>>83775722
I hope you unironically grind that shit on your page player.
>>83775758
PBJ? more like PBGay
but no seriously fuck Gamtav
>>83775641
>sollux
stopped reading
>>83775598
>T-shaped
hm?
but yes, gloomy eyes on not so gloomy people is awesome
cuz he's still gonna be a clown and a subjuggulator hopeful but i don't want to do a typical sad clown
just dopey and not too energetic
>>83775722
if it wasn't flexible that would mean you could fall on your fake dick and it'd hit you in the real dick
>>83775641
>Sollux
>Main troll
Get this gary stu out of my face.
>>83775797
that kind of heretical un-miraculous talk is totally out of line
>>83775657
It could've been so good. what the fuck is that goatee on his face
>>83775714
I just went through the flash and she suggested she was thinking about modding them, which suggests they could be altered. But then she just dream-alters the outfit a bunch which suggests dream hijinks. So I guess whatever you want?
Let's just go with if you wanna alter your god tier duds you can do it.
>>83775804
By T-shaped, I mean that the upper eyelid is drawn flat, so that the eye looks almost like a T when the pupil's also taken into consideration. Granted, it only looks like this when stylized, non-realistic art is being talked about, but I still like using it as a shorthand for that kind of eye.
>>83775813
yeah i hope its like stuffed and floppy and not just like a dildo taped to my crotch
>>83775824
the only good Gamzee ships are Gamzee<3<Terezi and Gamzee lusting for Jane but her thinking he's disgusting
>>83775885
>Gamzee<3<Terezi
bad touch
>Gamzee lusting for Jane but her thinking he's disgusting
not bad
but not as good as the two of them being dopey clowns together
alright fags, this is what I have so far
Added everything that was mentioned in the thread if you think something here is too shit for the list, present your point. and if there's some info wrong, point it out.
next version's gonna have chronological order and whether the comic is finished, discontinued or still getting stuff.
I tried looking up Datastuck but the only thing left seems to be the RP. Still can't find that comic about the stop motion rock or that one where troll OCs enter a different game.
>>83775887
if that was the real nanna she would have told jade it was tofu
pranked
>>83775926
isn't jane treated bad enough already in canon
>>83775870
ohhhh i see i see
i think i get what you're saying, but you wouldn't happen to have any examples would you?
>TROLLS
DROPPED
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>>83775926
>bad touch
her fault for tryna hatedate a subjuggulator, especially the one who killed the strongest guy and her RP buddy
also:
Gam <3 Crockertop Jane
Gam <unrequited3 Regular Jane
Gam <3< Godtier Jane
>>83775887
let us be grateful homestuck never touched on the topic of veganism once
a serious bullet was dodged here
sad puppy
>>83775887
but jade loves snausages!
she even threatened to eat someone as grimbark!
>>83775996
Yeah, but that was after the three years, when Nanna introduced her to the wonders of MEAT
>>83773964
>Bro with a chin patch
>>83776026
>>83775987
>this was only mentioned in passing
Fucking travesty really. Jade was miserable and people want her to get more fucked over.
>>83776115
>people want her to get more fucked over
who wants that?
>>83775972
who do you think the odd one out's going to be
i hope it's our prince
>>83776115
>Jade was miserable and people want her to get more fucked over.
no no anon you get it wrong
they just want her to get more FUCKED.
>>83776144
Do you think he'll still be a shameless flirt?
>>83776170
towards rose
too many jagged edges on everyone else to risk it
>>83776127
Most davekat shippers see her as in the way.
>>83776204
but "not hooking up with a guy" is not the same as "getting fucked over"
>>83776144
Gamzee, but he will be too high to notice anything changed.
>>83776237
Being alone and shafted to a side character certainly is.
>>83775935
Is Nightfall actually good? It seems like ridiculous fanfic shit, and not in the good way.
>>83776261
she's not alone in the end, she's surrounded by her friends?
>>83776237
Every davekat I see says that.
If that's the case, why can't Karkat be happy with being alone? It's not like him hooking up with Dave wasn't just a result of there being no other options.
>>83776237
no but getting shipping with davepeta is
>>83774203
Wait, what? Angel posted a finalist email on here? How did I miss it...
>>83776263
Most fics of Homestuck are cliche and suck hard. A good one is hard to find cause it will be either forced or edgy. Nightfall is on the so-so side of the scale. Considering most are on the bad side of the scale, guess this would mean Nightfall is one of the good fics.
Heartstuck is really good, but on hiatus BTW.
>>83776263
no, it's horrible
>>83776275
>why can't Karkat be happy with being alone
he could be but he and dave are together
>>83776320
And apparently he's still miserable. So he's not happy with Dave, the least he could do is step aside and let Jade have a little happiness.
>>83776263
Also, I forgot to say that I like it. Has its clilche and forced moments, but aside the pokemon girl, nothing too excessive. It's sorta guilty pleasure?
>>83776281
wrong
>>83775935
K6BD is based on Abb's first fanadventure
so you should include that, not his most recent webcomic
then again, the fanadventure died with MSPAF
>>83776351
Fuck off tipsy, even Jade considered the only part of Davepeta worth kissing to be Dave
>>83776338
>step aside and let jade have a little happiness
holy shit that's not how relationships work you fucking autist
what the fuck
also who says he was miserable with dave
and keep in mind that i think dave and karkat broke up already, on the meteor
>>83776377
who the fuck is tipsy lol
>>83776351
WHY DOES IT HAVE A CAT NOSE
NEPETA ISN'T ACTUALLY A CAT SHE'S A TROLL
>>83775935
While I didn't read the Red Dead Virgo, people recommended it well to me in the last thread. Heartstuck, Seadweller Lowblood and Nightfall are good. Prequel is recommended once ina while and Waterworks seem to be well-liked.
So, I think this list is good
>>83776399
*wakes a wanking motion in your direction*
>>83776381
that's how troll relationships work
if your relationship would be a detriment to the community as a whole, then someone else will step in and cockblock you
since jade doesn't have a lot of options and karkat has tons, it's karkat's civic duty to give up on dave
>>83776418
>Nightfall (...) good
how
>>83776398
sometipsyGnostalgic. A reddit and tumblr social justice fighter very aggressive and a hypocrite. No one important
>>83776399
ULTIMATE CAT SELVES ANON
>>83776399
funfact: it doesnt matter because Davepeta is trash
>>83776422
>jade doesn't have a lot of options
why
>karkat has tons
why
>>83776399
YOU'RE a troll!
>>83776424
It has its ups and downs, that I admit, but compare it to most other fanadventures (like DDoAt) and you can see it's one of the good ones.
Really funny in some situations too.
>>83776381
>also who says he was miserable with dave
He does you nonreading dumbass, he talks about to Kanaya that he STILL feels miserable and worthless. Dave might be a little more open (if having given up on most of his interests), but Karkat's even worse. The relationship just doesn't work, it'd be better for everyone involved if they broke it off and Dave got with Jade, who is a better choice on pretty much every level.
>>83776460
because karkat is bisexual and open to relationships with any species, and jade isn't
So I got these things done. The (base) sizes of the large ones are, from left to right: 9x2cm, 7.5x7.5cm, 5x5cm. The smaller alchemiter is half-sized, but the smaller TL and Cruxtruder I don't know the relative sizes. I upscaled them to have rounder numbers, but I'll probably be doing 1x/0.75x/0.5x sizes if anybody wants smaller ones.
These took a lot of time to print.
>>83776466
>a better choice
the wording and phrasing you're using here makes it seem as though you don't actually have any idea how relationships work
also, being in a relationship isn't supposed to make you magically happy and awesome all of a sudden
does karkat say he feels bad BECAUSE he's with dave, or is it still the same self-loathing he's always had?
>>83776466
Who could Karkat get with though? Poor guy is out of options.
>Jade was willing to wait three years for Dave
>Karkat paired up with him because he was the only option left
How can davekat even compare?
>>83776351
Yesssss
>>83776524
jane
>>83776524
>Dirk
>Jane
>Jake
Three viable options right there. Especially the second one.
>>83776466
>using a relationship as a way to fix your personal problems
hahaha this isnt a tv show my guy
>>83776531
there ya go
you're cool, anon
unfortunately i have no more davepeta/jade, so if you could be a dear and help me out
>>83773964
>>83774183
Looks okay to me.
>>83776541
John Jade shenanigans are my favorite kind
>>83776551
karkat would basically fuck anybody
Who linked reddit to these threads
>>83776144
ara
>>83776543
>>83776551
Oh right, I forgot Jane existed
Janekat works pretty well actually
I consider Dirk and Jake just generally not cut out for a relationship with anyone
>>83776521
These are so cool!
>>83776531
>>83776558
Reddit if you don't fuck off I fucking swear
>>83776565
>>83776541
this is the most canon fanart ive ever seen
>>83776521
These look great!
>>83776582
wtf did jake do
he was a very good boy who fell in with the wrong crowd
>>83776588
>>83776580
stop fucking talking about reddit holy shit
it's not reddit just because you don't like it. if you don't like it you can just not say anything, fuck, what are you a goddamn child?
Which was the bigger disappointment; Gravity Falls finale or Homestuck's?
>>83776602
Jake is too egocentric while Dirk has little self-control and is very abusive
>>83775935
>Nightall
>No Ruby Quest
Uhh
>>83776558
Only other pic I have is this one, sorry
>>83776588
I don't use or even know how to use Reddit, sorry
>>83776552
It's funny how I see posts like these saying that Davesprite still had problems after Jade and him dated so it's bad, but because Karkat's even worse after being with Dave it's okay because relationships aren't meant to make people heal emotionally.
>>83776615
Davepeta is reddit incarnate.
haha just kidding i found more
>>83776629
>GF finale
>disappointment
excuse me
>>83776586
>>83776590
Glad to hear. Starting next week I should have more free time and will be about ready to open commissions for them.
>>83776589
I agree, they're my favorite depictions of them, they look just dorky enough.
>>83776643
he's not egocentric he's just thick
he needs people to be direct and honest with him, and also to give him space from time to time
>>83776629
Gravity Falls has a finale?!
>>83776646
Ruby Quest is Nightfall-level?!
>>83776649
dont put words in my mouth, did i ever say anything about davesprite? there are no hiveminds working against you
I don't like jade/davepeta because jade deserves better than an abomination
>>83776629
At least GF's was an ending.
>>83773868
But anon, I am (nearly) always here. Not always reading though. Playing some vidya now.
I'm the same guy who did the test webpage and is working on that land generator. Which I really need to do some work on soon...
>>83776666
Too bad, because just like excessive pride can cause arrogance, whatever Jake has caused him to be egocentric.
>>83776649
Relationships ARE meant to heal you emotionally. If you're in a relationship with someone and you start getting worse or your personality problems are just encouraged that's what we consider to be an unhealthy relationship.
Fujoshits, having never actually had a relationship, wouldn't know this.
>>83776629
GF's finale was boring
Homestuck's finale was disappointing
>>83776688
this
please stop bullying jade
>>83776688
Davepeta in general is one of the worst fucking things in existence.
Davesprite didn't deserve that.
>>83776629
>implying I watched GF
>>83776649
that's not why it was bad, it was bad because davesprite was a dick to jade
holy shit you're a moron
>>83776700
no, whatever Jake has caused Dirk and Jane to say he was egocentric, and they are both assholes
Jake did nothing wrong
>>83776688
>>83776731
i agree
Jade should date Vriska and get bullied by a better character
>People unironically watch cartoons for children
LOL BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>83776746
>because davesprite was a dick to jade
He broke up with her.
There's no other indication that he was a dick outside of that.
You're not very smart, are you?
>>83776602
Jake dindu nuffin but he doesn't communicate well and seems to have come to the conclusion that he likes to be alone and not bogged down with interpersonal problems and emotional responsibilities
this is what i hate about these threads now
maybe i'm just a different person than i was when i started coming here, but nowadays it just seems so NEGATIVE, y'know?
everyone's pissed about something, or bitching about reddit or fanart or whatever, wasting all this energy just being hateful and mean
where'd all the positive energy go? and if it's not here, why come here at all
>>83776761
lol
>>83768057
What humble act? How was he not a good person? The only bad thing he did was be awkward to Jade.
>>83776791
It went to reddit. Go spam your garbage joke characters on reddit.
>>83776791
>where'd all the positive energy go?
Oh please, this is how i know youre new
fuck, did i just take some bait?
>>83776755
>Jake did nothing wrong
>Jake isn't egocentric
Hahahaha! That's the best jokes I read today. Look, tipsy, try to defend Jake as much as you want. That loser is little more than an asshole. Then again, 3/4 of his team are made up by teenagers that can't control their own feelings, so most people would defend him
>>83776770
realistically how would Jakekat actually go down
Karkat is pretty direct and also has problems with commitment, but Karkat can also have trouble communicating too
>>83776791
If you want to eat up Hussie's shit and wank over how subtle and progressive davekat is and how davepeta is a landmark character, you can fuck off to Reddit
>>83776791
If your posts are being replied to in an irritable manner and you don't want to see people getting angry maybe you should make quality posts.
>>83776703
if "getting worse" has nothing to do with the person you're in a relationship with, why would it be considered unhealthy? karkat clearly has a lot of problems going into the relationship, and just being with dave shouldn't cure them
as long as dave isn't actively making them worse, why is it bad? wouldn't karkat rather have support and love than not?
>>83776818
I think the humble act was getting the army together, then just giving it off to Meenah instead of trying to lead it himself. I don't think he was bad either, but he had a lot of unpalatable and obnoxious personality traits, most from a bad understanding of what it meant to be confident.
>>83776841
why the fuck would tipsy push for jakekat
these accusations are getting more and more incoherent
>>83776856
maybe if my posts are bad, people shouldn't reply to them
maybe if no one replied i'd stop making them
>>83776889
lol epik troll d00d
>>83776873
accusations like "you reddit!" and "you tumblr!" especially the ones with specific names, are the incoherent babblings of morons and should be ignored as such
this is what i hate about these threads now
maybe i'm just a different person than i was when i started coming here, but nowadays it just seems so WORDY, y'know?
everyone's pissed about something, or writing essays about reddit or fanart or whatever, wasting all this energy on fucking words
where'd all the waifus go? and if it's not here, why come here at all
>>83776889
So you admit you're a shitposter who's jonesing for (You)s then?
>where'd all the positive energy go?
riight here *unziip2 diick*
>>83776857
If you still feel like shit (in fact, MORE shit) when you're in a relationship then maybe you shouldn't be in that relationship. Karkat was actually doing better in the timeline where Terezi broke it off than the one where he was dating Dave, so what does that say?
So at the end Terezi and Karkat and Dad die way ahead of everyone else because they aren't God Tier right? That's kind of sad.
>>83774208
so, am i gonna get my description or what?
>>83776939
no, i just make posts. if people reply to them, i reply to their replies. if people don't like what i'm saying, they shouldn't reply to it, and i won't talk about it. see how it works?
>>83776937
go to fucking /aco/ then
>>83776950
no but you see
being totally neutered is good for karkat
that's how the ideal male should behave
>>83776872
Sounds like it's all Vriska's fault
>>83776937
If you want to waifu Davepeta you can do it on reddit. They love your awful waifu!
>>83776841
>Ragging the shit out of Jake without calling him Joke
0/8 nice try m8
>>83776791
this site is forbidden to teenage girls who believe in positivity
>>83774208
moody?
>>83776845
If it was to work at all, which I don't think it would given Karkat's personal issues, it'd likely involve Jake distracting Karkat from his issues by just plain having fun adventures.
Karkat's always aspired to be a capable individual and Jake could help him get there given his eventual exploits when he was left to his own devices as Grandpa. So they'd start out friends and it'd eventually drift into romantic bounds once Karkat got more comfortable with himself and became less angry, whilst Jake got used to having someone around him that's as aggressive as Karkat but still shows their compassion openly as Karkat does.
>>83776977
I see that you're justifying your behavior yes, but that doesn't mean your rationale should be respected.
>>83776982
Yeah, I'd imagine that's where his misunderstanding comes from.
this is what i hate about these threads now
maybe i'm just a different person than i was when i started coming here, but nowadays it just seems so LAME, y'know?
everyone's pissed about nothing, or whining about reddit or weenies or whatever, wasting all this energy just being boring and 8lahh
where'd all the exciting energy go? and if it's not here, why come here at all
What happens to Aradia? She's sucked into the black hole green sun??? If so that's dumb.
>>83776949
i feel like we just don't know enough about their relationship on the meteor to know if what yo're saying has any merit. we don't how if dave was supportive or not, we don't know if he only dumped his problems on karkat or if he also listened to karkat's problems
we just don't know
>>83777053
aradia would never...
>>83777046
>where'd all the exciting energy go?
mods said we couldn't snort any more memes
>>83777053
she loses her shoes and becomes a big fucking foot fetish whore
>>83777053
She looked like she was doing a good job not getting sucked to me.
>>83777063
Yet we can see the results. Karkat is worse off than before
>>83776990
Davepeta isn't awful you crone!
>>83777053
>you will never suck aradia's nipples
the green sun is lucky
>>83777087
but we don't know if that's because of the relationship
man, you're really just oversimplifying this in order to demonize davekat
don't get baited by this copy pasta, guys
>>83777046
>>83776937
>>83776791
seriously, has no one else caught on?
>>83777082
So where does she go? Speculate!
>>83777125
it wasn't copypasta
i wrote this >>83776791
and other people copied it because they thought it was funny
>>83777130
she goes to meet John and start 4-way sex with him, Roxy and Terezi
>>83776950
See after Karkat dies Jade and Dave are together for eternity. It all works out in the end.
>>83777123
In the timeline where Karkat doesn't date Dave he's better emotionally than the one where he does.
Doesn't take a genius to make the connection
>>83777145
fair enough
>>83777145
thi$ i$ what i hate about the$e thread$ now maybe i'm ju$t a different per$on than i wa$ when i $tarted ¢oming here, but nowaday$ it ju$t $eem$ $o RU$TY y'know? everyone'$ pi$$ed about $omething, or bit¢hing about reddit or fanart or whatever, wa$ting all thi$ energy ju$t being dirty and ugly, where'd all the high blooded energy go? and if it'$ not here, why ¢ome here at all
Which universe is Caliborn born in? It's not the same earth from act 7 right?
this is what i hate about these threads now
maybe i'm just a different person than i was when i started coming here, but nowadays it just seems so GAY, y'know?
everyone's gay about something, or bitching about cocks or masculinity or whatever, wasting all this energy just being hateful and mean
where'd all the straight energy go? and if it's not here, why come here at all
>>83777198
I don't understand this fucking webcomic
>>83777173
>one variable among many is the crux of the issue
like i said
simplifying
>>83777198
if you believe all those theories he was born on B2 Earth in the New Universe
>>83777183
>RU$TY
cute slur.
>>83777198
It is, but it was relocated a few times. Hussie explains this when telling Caliborn that Earth's previous universe blew up after they went to the new one
>>83777223
>the only variable we actually get to see
>>83777198
it is
the new universe that the kids create is C1, because it has the Earth with Liberty Statues on it
>>83777183
har har
>>83777226
So that's the Can Town earth right?
>>83777198
Here, the qutoe:
WHAT'S THIS PLANET, I MEAN.
It was called Earth.
EARTH. THAT'S IT?
Yes. Weren't all the Statues of Liberty a dead giveaway? If you see one or more shitty old Statues of Liberty on any post-apocalyptic wasteland planet, that automatically means it was Earth all along, as a rule.
Then when you realize that, you're supposed to have a mental breakdown.
I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS RULE. AND SKEPTICAL OF ITS VERACITY. TELL ME MORE ABOUT EARTH.
It's the place humans are from. But that was a very long time ago, with respect to the planet's current age.
Earth has been through a lot. It was even relocated a couple times.
YES. I BROUGHT IT WITH ME, I THINK. INTO THE GAME.
Yes. But it was relocated once even before that. It was moved from its native solar system, where it circled around a little yellow sun. Then it founds its way to a new system, around your big red sun. It stayed there for a good while, until your sun started dying.
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MOVE A PLANET.
Its universe was about to explode. So its proprietor closed up shop and got it the hell out of there.
HOW.
That's not important for you to know. Suffice to say, planets just have a way of scooting around in this adventure.
>>83777247
How are we supposed to know that? When do you see the liberty statues on it outside of Caliborn's scenes?
>>83777283
there's a liberty statue in Act 7
>>83777256
yes
that's why he was living in the meteor
>>83777267
This essentially means Earth from Caliborn is the kids' one, and also that the universe B2 blew up. Oh look! more things the epilogue has to show
>>83777267
Oh okay thanks.
I wonder how many years it took for the Troll race and the chess people to go extinct in C1. Let alone for all the God Tiers to die Heroic deaths.
>>83777305
Jack blew it up, remember?
>>83777319
who knows, maybe they left the planet after a while
>>83777242
that's literally the definition of oversimplifying
>>83777319
Many years. Aranea, in one of her huge-ass tests when theya re dressed as pirates, explain it was time enough for civillizations to rise and fall over and over.
>>83777341
Jack blew up the Troll's universe. This one was the post-scratch humans' universe
>>83777356
occam's razor would actually suggest that the simplest explanation only uses variables that we are aware of
>>83777357
texts*
>>83777376
occam's razor is a thought experiment and is functionally useless
>>83777357
I love Aranea so much......
>>83777356
It's not oversimplifying, that is the only variable we got to see.
Karkat with Dave = miserable
Karkat without Dave = not as miserable
See the relation? Or would you like me to draw you a diagram so your stupid ass can understand it?
Maybe hypothetically his kiwi died, but you know what? We never fucking saw it, so your bullshit holds ZERO weight.
>>83777396
uhh aranea is my wife??
back the fuck off???
>>83777357
Slick blew up the Troll's universe. Bec Noir used the red miles on the Troll's frog. Which is the Kid's universe.
>>83777396
Me too. I was actually searching Leprechaum romance when I stumbled upon this explanation of Caliborn's planet
>>83777395
I mean we could come up with a theory where an alien pops out of the void and lobotomizes Karkat, explaining his changes in personality, but that's dumb
occam's razor just means it's not productive to imagine unknown scenarios without basis, especially when talking about an authored work that is supposed to provide you with context
>>83777415
Prove it. Pro tip: Bitch, you can't. She's mine.
>>83777396
it was so cute when she was making faces during the telekinesis in game over.she's mine you can't have her!
>>83777395
It's a reminder to deter conjecture...
>>83777437
the necklace she wears? I gave it to her. The panties she wears? She doesnt wear any. I dont let her.
checkmate athiest
>>83777419
Oh, so Bec's Red Miles, by the time of Roxy and Dirk ends up blowing it? Hmm... makes sense.
He attacked the frog by the time they triggered the scratch, so it must have gone through and took a bit more of time to kill the universe. I think Calliope speaks about it. Do you have her quote or page on that?
i honestly don't remember enough of the comic to argue about this actually haha
sorry to waste your time guys
>>83777490
All of the porn of her on the Internet? Those are just edited excerpts from my autobiography.
>>83777415
>>83777421
>>83777439
>>83777490
SHE'S MINE.
>>83777419
Forget it, I found it:
UU: i do know a thing or two aboUt the red miles.
UU: it is the qUeen's favoUred attack. very long distance and omnidirectional.
UU: bUt once Upon a time, her weapon was stolen by a UsUrper. jacked, yoU coUld say, right off her ring finger. and then given a considerable boost in power.
UU: that gave the miles enoUgh of a kick to rip a Universe to shreds.
UU: and they have been doing so to yoUrs and its many instances for eons.
UU: only now have they caUght Up to yoUr instance. it is qUite fortUnate it has taken so long, really.
UU: some instances are tUcked deeper in the speaker's mighty blow sack, and will hold oUt for mUch longer, on a vast cosmic scale of coUrse.
TG: wait
TG: i dont
TG: what? instances
TG: blowb sack
TG: righ now i can hardly walk w/o steppin on my moms scarf ok
TG: so theyre destorying the universe is that the bootom line
UU: yes.
UU: try to think of it like this.
UU: imagine that the Universe is contained inside a very large creatUre.
UU: say, a great big frog.
TG: frog
TG: why a frog thats so silly
UU: it's jUst a frog! that is the way it is, jUst try to imagine it.
TG: k
TG: picturin
TG: big ol space frog
TG: all ribbiting loud an being huge
TG: hehehe
UU: now imagine that not only does the Universe exist inside it, depending on the creatUre's health and well being to sUrvive...
UU: bUt every potential instance of that Universe exists inside as well.
UU: those that are doomed and those with promise.
UU: even those that were reset from scratch, with slightly different starting conditions.
UU: all of those interrelated Universes mingling together inside yoUr frog, inextricable from its physiology.
UU: if the frog dies, they all go with it. eventUally.
TG: then you are saying some rude a-hole is killin our frog
UU: sadly, yes.
TG: wow
TG: that is
TG: just....
TG: the WORST
Guess this clears up more doubts and theories I had.
>>83777520
n... no!
>>83777514
That was plainly obvious.
>>83777081
proof?
>>83777544
Pic related. It's me and my bitch.
>>83777562
i said sorry though, so it's okay, right? at least i didn't freak out again like the other day lol
>>83777576
delete this
>>83777576
Whatever, have your inferior Aranea while I have my superior Spinneret Mindfang
>>83777604
Never.
>>83777606
>Anyone
>Being inferior to Aranea
>>83777568
HERE
>>83777267
>>83777540
So, with this a bit more of what happens after act 7 is explained. Hussie still owe us big for the ending, but let's dig up what we can for now.
Here is part of what Aranea exposes:
As it happens, our heroine's m8 discovered Earth, long after it had journeyed to a new sun, and long since new civiliz8tions had risen and fallen. Now on the 8rink of destruction from its dying star, its 8arren accommod8tions were ideal for a young cheru8. There he deposited his single egg and flew away, never to return. No cheru8 ever spawns more than one offspring at a time, for it is every cheru8's destiny to grow up alone. Or alone on the outside, at least.
>>83777691
WHAT THE FUCK
>>83777691
i need a towel
>>83777626
*superior
Fuck, I screwed up my smugness.
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