What's your pull list for tomorrow?
My week is looking pretty good:
>Neil Gaiman's How To Talk To Girls At Parties HC,
>Dark Knight Returns The Last Crusade #1 (One Shot)
>Tales From The Darkside #1
>I Hate Fairyland #6
>Deadpool #14
>>83746515
>tomorrow
>>83746515
Is that HC an adaptation of his short story, or inspired by?
Anyway, I get Green Arrow #1 and Batman #1. Don't pull indie, cause I still have way too much catching up to do on that front.
>>83746515
>How To Talk To Girls At Parties
Does it come with actual instructions or what?
>>83746706
Is a tale anon not a manual.
>>83746515
>>Neil Gaiman's How To Talk To Girls At Parties
Oh, what neckbeard shit is this now?
>>83746749
It could be both.
>>83746803
Try not being retarded.
>>83746834
Anon, do you even think about what you ASK?
see url above it reads
>4chan
This is no place for thinking individuals
>>83746834
Nigga, it's titled "How to Talk to Girls at Parties". If that doesn't raise a million red flags, there's something wrong with you.
>>83746898
>Neil Gaiman
>>83746898
It's also by gaiman and moon/ba, which suggests the title might not actually be everything it appears
>>83746515
is it from the same guy who did daytripper?
>>83746911
He's not a capeshit writer right now, so anona's probably just laughing at the gai part.
>>83746911
Yes, and? Gaiman is not an automatic indicator of anything but pretentiousness.
>>83746913
I rather doubt that. The most clever thing the guy ever did was have Satan quit and hand over the keys to Hell.
This book reeks of annoying bullshit. Thank goodness for the ability to avoid stuff.
>>83747012
Is this how you think all the time? Are all your decisions based on nothing but random cues that you use to jump to conclusions? Aren't you capable of any deeper thought? Christ no wonder the comic industry is so shit. How about you fuck off to some capeshit thread?
>>83746923
Yeah, the twins are doing the art. It's an adaptation of a short story Gaiman did a while back.
>>83747116
Give me one good reason why I should give a chance to a book called "How to Talk to Girls at Parties" written by a pretentious, overrated writer. Cause frankly, I don't see any way this book won't be a bunch of neckbeard bullshit.
Oh, and I take back what I said about the Satan thing. It's not remotely clever. Satan just being some stooge having to do some dumb job is semi-common. Hell, Terry Prachett did it too.
>>83747358
I can't do your thinking for you. Try Civil War II instead my nigga.
I think that making that story a comic looses a lot of what made it good. the ambiguity of "what the f is going on" but Moon and Ba are a great team so...
anyway
Miller/JRJR DKR
Titans (fucking Booth)
Sex Criminals Volume 3
CIvil War II (i know it's bad. wanna watch the crash)
CW2 X-Men
Hellcat
Maybe Iron Man
Squadron Supreme
depends on the buzz on Loki
>>83746592
How did I not notice those and Green Lanterns hit tomorrow
Add em to the list time
>>83747433
I had a similar thought, but I guess we'll see how they get it done.
>>83747414
>"If you don't suck Gaiman's dick, you MUST be the kind of person who likes Civil War."
And it's official. Gaiman-fags are annoying faggots. All of you kill yourselves at once.
>>83747551
I don't care if you like Gaiman or not. I'm just saying you're a retard for sperging over a title while knowing nothing about the content. That makes you fucking stupid, anon.
>>83747604
What the hell else could this book possibly be about? Cause I kinda doubt it's going to end up as some subversive tale about some boy who learns to stop believing in cooties.
>>83747784
"How to Talk to Girls at Parties" is a science fiction short story written in 2006 by Neil Gaiman.
It is about a couple of British 1970s teen-aged boys, Enn and Vic, who go to a party to meet girls, only to find that the girls are very different from the boys' expectations.
The story follows Enn, a shy boy whom the more confident Vic encourages to just talk to girls. While at the party, Enn talks to three very nice but strange girls. As he focuses on "making a move" on the girls, it is revealed to the reader that the exchange students there are more interplanetary than foreign.
Turncoat #4
TMNT Bebop and Rocksteady Destroy Everything #3
All-Star Section 8 TPB
Sandman Mystery Theatre vol.1
Pretty quite week to be Frankface familia
>>83747803
That sounds even more retarded. Fuck this book and fuck Neil Gaiman.
>>83747832
Autism at it's finest
Assuming you mean Wednesday:
Klaus #6
Batman #1
Green Arrow #1
TMNT #59
Bebop and Rocksteady Destroy Everything #3
Descender #12
Low #14
Astonishing Ant-Man #9
Black Widow #4
Decent sized pull I guess. Nothing I'm super excited about though other than Black Widow which has been great. King's Batman better be fucking good too.
>>83747803
>written in 2006
huh I thought it was way older
>>83747900
"Autism" is a word people use when someone else object to their shit taste.
>>83748027
Spoken like a true "autism" victim
>>83747433
Why would you buy Civil War? Just read it on here. Don't support it. And why buy Hellcat?
>>83747804
>Sandman Mystery Theatre vol. 1
Fuuck that's this week? Damnit, I should'v asked my LCS to order it.
>>83747832
God you're such a pathetic sperglord. I'm sorry no one agreed with your whiny shit but thats no reason to act out.
Pulling:
Batman 1
Green Lanterns 1
Justice League 51
Lazarus 22
Manifest Destiny 20
Klaus 6
Not pulling but will check out:
Scooby Apocalypse 2
Titans: Rebirth 1
>>83748140
oh i'm pirateing all that except for trades, maybe also the Frank/JRJR thing. And I think Hellcat's a fun cute slice of life book and I like Patsy
>>83748175
WHy does Scooby 'Poc 2 come out before Future Quest 2?
>>83748222
Artist probably draws faster.
>>83747784
>>83747832
>trying to save face by acting even more retarded
Anon pls...
>>83748192
Fair enough.
>>83748169
You're right. People sucking Gaiman's dick and automatically loving everything he does even when it's the most retarded bullshit ever, is a reason to act out. None of you nerds has any standards.
>>83748222
Future Quest 2 was originally solicited to come out earlier, but it's been delayed twice now, we get no issue in June now.
Not sure why, I really hope Shaner can keep up with the ary for this book.
Honestly I'd prefer delays then fill in artists
>>83748320
>you nerds
>>83748343
if they want Shaner regularly they shoulda made it a bi monthly book or something
>>83747012
>Thank goodness for the ability to avoid stuff.
You can also ignore it and not shitpost relentlessly about it
All I care about is lisa hanawalts new book
>>83746803
If I remember correctly it's a horror story
I'm a filthy trade waiter, there any volumes coming out?
>>83748391
What, you got a problem with the word 'nerd' now? Eat shit, nerd.
>>83748510
Yes, because alien girls are oh so terrifying. I mean, sure, if you're like five years old.
>>83748572
Dude, we get it. You have a hateboner for Gaiman. Nobody cares.
>>83748554
All Star Section 8
Reprints of 52 volumes start
Sandman Mystery Theatre is getting reprints (/co/ why aren't we celebrating that)
First of Robinson's Squadron Supreme gets a trade
and a Marvel Masterworks The Avengers but I have no idea who the market is for that. It's some solid bronze age stuff, looks like when Wonder Man came back
>>83746515
>How To Talk To Girls At Parties
Storytime?
>>83748667
Doesn't come out until Wednesday.
>>83748649
>All-star Section 8
>Reprints of 52 and motherfucking Sandman Mystery Theatre
Life is good this week.
>>83748649
I remember in the solicits thread someone was getting pissed about the Mystery Theatre reprints, because he was collecting the old volumes, which will now never be finished. I can sympathise with him 2bh.
>>83748634
It's not even about Gaiman. It's that you bunch of tasteless idiots will read any stupid piece of shit comic. At some point, the industry needs to realize that they can't keep publishing worthless tripe, and need to actually get a sense of artistic integrity.
Again, it's about standards, dammit. Or rather, the lack of such both in the industry, and in the readers. It's fucking disgraceful.
>>83746913
Yeah, but there's enough neckbeards and desperates, and fedora tippers that we might as well play it all out.
>>83747604
Nigga, what the fuck are you doing. He's already proved he's a giant retard. No need to drag it out all over the place.
>>83746515
Neil Gaiman is overrated as fuck
>>83748785
>No need to drag it out all over the place.
I bite the bait whenever I'm procrastinating. Sorry.
>>83748761
>any industry
>sense of artistic integrity
...right
>>83748761
Dude, there's a lot worse tripe out there to be mad about than a Gaiman comic for fuck's sake.
>>83748761
So, you've read the comic?
>cool pull list thread gets derailed by one anti-Gaiman buttboy
C'mon /co/, we're better than this.
>>83748761
>it's about standards, dammit. Or rather, the lack of such both in the industry, and in the readers. It's fucking disgraceful.
I'm sorry for stacking on the (you)s for this guy but I literally fucking lol'd. Jesus Christ.
>>83748761
Since when has the comic book industry ever had "standards?" It's always been pulpy escapist nonsense.
>>83748866
No we aren't.
>>83748821
Neil Gaiman, more like Gay Nailsmen, amirite?
>>83748840
Oh yeah? Like what? Civil War 2: Everybody Runs? Please, everyone already knew that was going to suck a fat one.
>>83748866
>C'mon /co/, we're better than this.
No you're not. You dipshits barely even read comics, and when you do, it's always neckbeard shit like this because you're all a bunch of /pol/tards.
>>83748761
Then let's hear some of your patrician taste then
>>83748946
>Oh yeah? Like what?
Well if you want a list:
Bendis dominating the MU
Slott Spiderman
Rebirth Superman
Lemire writing team books
Mediocre to just plain stupid Star Wars books
Land gets regular work
Brett Booth gets regular work
Gwenpool
Finches run on Wonder Woman
The entire DC-You relaunch save for Omega Men
All of Harley Quinn's shit books
Red Wold or whatever that was called
Female Thor
Nazi Cap
Dick Grayson back to a mediocre looking Nightwing book
Oh and Civil War II but you mentioned that already.
That good enough for you?
>>83748946
>it's always neckbeard shit like this because you're all a bunch of /pol/tards
Nothing about that statement makes sense. I was under the impression that /pol/tards weren't big fans of stories that involve women. A Gaiman book is close to the last thing a /pol/ user would choose to read.
>>83749101
>Midnighter
>Martian Manhunter
>Robin: SoB
>Valentine's Catwoman (technically not a relaunch, I s'pose)
>Prez
>not good
Okay, man.
>>83749101
>Nazi Cap
>Gwenpool
Nigga please.
>>83749101
All of that is legitimately less offensive than How to Talk to Girls at Parties.
>>83749229
Have you read it? What's so bad about it?
>>83749229
Why? What's so offensive about a Gaiman horror story? Please give a legitimate answer that doesn't resort to insulting its readers.
>>83749261
>>83749261
Why are you even responding at this point?
>>83749269
fwiw, it's more surrealism and sci-fi than horror.
>>83749343
Sounds interesting. Might pick it up if my LCS has it.
>>83747551
I'm surprised people don't say that more, considering how people feel about Morrison/Johns/Moore stans.
>>83746898
>itt people too stupid to comprehend a misleading title
>>83748320
OH WE GOT A COOL GUY HERE.
He's not about the nerdy shit were into. What a bad dude.
>>83746515
>The Walking Dead #155
>Rumble #11
>Imperium #16
>Image + #2
Not too bad I guess
>>83749051
He won't list this tastes because he's got nothing of note to list. He's just one of those common fags who thinks hating in something popular makes his tastes refined.
Who knows maybe he'll do a quick search and fake a list.
Bets on how long Sheriff of Babylon takes to come up anyone?
>>83746515
Isn't that Gaiman adaptation out next week?
>>83749987
But Sheriff of Babylon is legitimately good. Vision is more popular (also good though).
>>83749101
Gwenpool is gr8 tho.
>>83750018
Yeah I'm just saying they're guaranteed to go on any made up list of refined tastes
>>83750090
Ah, I see your point.
